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(AZ Family)   After a high school student's leg is severely burned at a frat party when somebody tossed a vodka bottle into the bonfire, frat members do the classy thing and tell her to wait for help down the street so they don't get in trouble   (azfamily.com) divider line 135
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2013-03-26 01:49:38 PM  
Bet they copped a feel while putting out the flames.
 
2013-03-26 02:02:35 PM  
Fraternity brothers get more top-shelf vodka than all of you basement dwellers combined.

And stop calling it a "frat". Would you call your country a "c*nt"?
 
2013-03-26 02:15:05 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Fraternity brothers get more top-shelf vodka than all of you basement dwellers combined.

And stop calling it a "frat". Would you call your country a "c*nt"?


It depends on the topic of discussion, but yeah, I would.
 
2013-03-26 02:16:12 PM  

sigdiamond2000: stop calling it a "frat". Would you call your country a "c*nt"?


Depends on the day.  It's certainly got its moments.
 
2013-03-26 02:16:23 PM  
Frat boys lack the requisite warmth and depth of kunts.
 
2013-03-26 02:16:45 PM  
fc01.deviantart.net
 
2013-03-26 02:16:50 PM  

Nurglitch: Frat boys lack the requisite warmth and depth of kunts.


This is why they invite that to their parties
 
2013-03-26 02:17:39 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Fraternity brothers get more top-shelf vodka than all of you basement dwellers combined.

And stop calling it a "frat". Would you call your country a "c*nt"?


Yes, especially when dealing with pedantic semantic assholes.

What coont are you from, sig?
 
2013-03-26 02:18:57 PM  
Frat boy bashing thread!  Because fraternity members are the ONLY people in college who drink too much and act impetuously and foolishly at times.

The. ONLY. People.
 
2013-03-26 02:20:54 PM  
A buddy of mine has some pretty ugly scars on his hand, arm and leg from someone throwing a bottle in a campfire.
I guess hot glass sticking to your skin after a bottle explodes leaves a mark!

Not frat boys, just hicks. Same brain, different costume.
 
2013-03-26 02:22:12 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Fraternity brothers get more top-shelf vodak than all of you basement dwellers combined.


FTFY, frat boy.
 
2013-03-26 02:24:26 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: Frat boy bashing thread!  Because fraternity members are the ONLY people in college who drink too much and act impetuously and foolishly at times.

The. ONLY. People.


...said no one so far in this thread except you?
 
2013-03-26 02:24:44 PM  
came for the animal house references, leaving disappointed
 
2013-03-26 02:28:20 PM  

whither_apophis: Bet they copped a feel while putting out the flames.


I'm not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.
 
2013-03-26 02:29:05 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: Frat boy bashing thread!  Because fraternity members are the ONLY people in college who drink too much and act impetuously and foolishly at times.



Well, they are the only people in this story who kicked out a high school girl that got injured at their party.

At least they didn't drug and rape her.
 
2013-03-26 02:29:16 PM  
Why was a high school student at a frat party?

/dnrtfa
//SAE '08
 
2013-03-26 02:29:45 PM  
This and all the other crap is why we need to out law frats. They are useless and just cause trouble.
 
2013-03-26 02:31:02 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Fraternity brothers get more top-shelf vodka than all of you basement dwellers combined.

And stop calling it a "frat". Would you call your country a "c*nt"?


Shows what they know. Bottom shelf vodak explodes just as well as top shelf vodak.* Why waste money?

/*I'm sure of it.
 
2013-03-26 02:31:18 PM  

Pangea: Why Would I Read the Article: Frat boy bashing thread!  Because fraternity members are the ONLY people in college who drink too much and act impetuously and foolishly at times.


Well, they are the only people in this story who kicked out a high school girl that got injured at their party.

At least they didn't drug and rape her.


They're practically heroes for not raping her krispy korpse.
 
2013-03-26 02:31:55 PM  
She sounds hot.
 
2013-03-26 02:32:07 PM  

fawlty: came for the animal house references, leaving disappointed


So, you're disappointed that this thread has, approximately, Zero. Point. Zero. Animal House references?
 
2013-03-26 02:34:31 PM  

USCLaw2010: I'm not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.


I see you, Caddyshackmitter.
 
2013-03-26 02:35:00 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: Frat boy bashing thread!  Because fraternity members are the ONLY people in college who drink too much and act impetuously and foolishly at times.

The. ONLY. People.


I object to stigmatizing boys, and party-goers, and bonfire starters, and drinkers of alcoholic beverages.  It was only necessary to report that someone got burned.
 
2013-03-26 02:35:56 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: fawlty: came for the animal house references, leaving disappointed

So, you're disappointed that this thread has, approximately, Zero. Point. Zero. Animal House references?


I count two.
 
2013-03-26 02:37:37 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: fawlty: came for the animal house references, leaving disappointed

So, you're disappointed that this thread has, approximately, Zero. Point. Zero. Animal House references?


Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through a Fark thread.  No, wait, that's actually the perfect way.
 
2013-03-26 02:38:50 PM  

Pangea: At least they didn't drug and rape her.


Now, let's not make hasty conclusions.
 
2013-03-26 02:40:19 PM  

Glenford: FirstNationalBastard: fawlty: came for the animal house references, leaving disappointed

So, you're disappointed that this thread has, approximately, Zero. Point. Zero. Animal House references?

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through a Fark thread.  No, wait, that's actually the perfect way.


grinding_journalist: FirstNationalBastard: fawlty: came for the animal house references, leaving disappointed

So, you're disappointed that this thread has, approximately, Zero. Point. Zero. Animal House references?

I count two.


I've contacted your local draft boards and told them that you were all eligible for military service
 
2013-03-26 02:40:31 PM  
"I'm in college! I get to be a dick now!"
 
2013-03-26 02:40:45 PM  
Frat boys acting with all the dignity of flat worms? That can't be.
 
2013-03-26 02:41:23 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Fraternity brothers get more top-shelf vodka than all of you basement dwellers combined.

And stop calling it a "frat". Would you call your country a "c*nt"?


no, i would call it a "count". learn how to spell moran
 
2013-03-26 02:42:17 PM  

Keeve: She sounds hot.


well played
 
2013-03-26 02:44:02 PM  
Well they could have cut it off and eaten it...
 
2013-03-26 02:47:55 PM  

Nurglitch: Pangea: Why Would I Read the Article: Frat boy bashing thread!  Because fraternity members are the ONLY people in college who drink too much and act impetuously and foolishly at times.


Well, they are the only people in this story who kicked out a high school girl that got injured at their party.

At least they didn't drug and rape her.

They're practically heroes for not raping her krispy korpse.


No. They're still douchesockets who mail their laundry home to mom.
 
2013-03-26 02:47:56 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Glenford: FirstNationalBastard: fawlty: came for the animal house references, leaving disappointed

So, you're disappointed that this thread has, approximately, Zero. Point. Zero. Animal House references?

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through a Fark thread.  No, wait, that's actually the perfect way.

grinding_journalist: FirstNationalBastard: fawlty: came for the animal house references, leaving disappointed

So, you're disappointed that this thread has, approximately, Zero. Point. Zero. Animal House references?

I count two.

I've contacted your local draft boards and told them that you were all eligible for military service


7 years of college, down the drain!
 
2013-03-26 02:51:47 PM  
WienerButt


Why was a high school student at a frat party?

/dnrtfa
//SAE '08


For the rape.
 
2013-03-26 02:54:16 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: Frat boy bashing thread!  Because fraternity members are the ONLY people in college who drink too much and act impetuously and foolishly at times.

The. ONLY. People.


Well, they -are- the only college organization created just for that specific purpose. Most everyone else goes to academic institutions to, you know, learn stuff with books and things.
What 'Greek' organizations are still doing being allowed to exist in a learning environment are beyond me.

 Other than subsidizing enginering students (by paying those of us with high SAT scores to pledge and then promise to never show up, in order to keep their minimum average scores up so they don't get booted), I see no good they do at all.
 It certainly does not offset the vandalism, added security expense, and environment of fear and sexual harassment they add to the college environment, nor the personal cost to all the rape victims and victims of assaults.
 
2013-03-26 02:55:45 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: WienerButt


Why was a high school student at a frat party?

/dnrtfa
//SAE '08

For the rape.


Considering the SAE house here (known as 'Rape House') finally got booted after years of having incidents covered up until they finally couldn't anymore. Yeah. pretty much.
 
2013-03-26 02:59:05 PM  
Few people I find more laughably pathetic than frat boy white knghers.
 
2013-03-26 03:00:37 PM  

Glenford: FirstNationalBastard: Glenford: FirstNationalBastard: fawlty: came for the animal house references, leaving disappointed

So, you're disappointed that this thread has, approximately, Zero. Point. Zero. Animal House references?

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through a Fark thread.  No, wait, that's actually the perfect way.

grinding_journalist: FirstNationalBastard: fawlty: came for the animal house references, leaving disappointed

So, you're disappointed that this thread has, approximately, Zero. Point. Zero. Animal House references?

I count two.

I've contacted your local draft boards and told them that you were all eligible for military service

7 years of college, down the drain!


Forget it. He's on a roll...
 
2013-03-26 03:00:58 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: Frat boy bashing thread!  Because fraternity members are the ONLY people in college who drink too much and act impetuously and foolishly at times.

The. ONLY. People.


No, but they are the only people who need to buy their friends.
 
2013-03-26 03:02:44 PM  
There are a couple of very bitter (and possibly very rapey) frat boys in this thread.
 
2013-03-26 03:07:33 PM  

CliChe Guevara: Why Would I Read the Article: Frat boy bashing thread!  Because fraternity members are the ONLY people in college who drink too much and act impetuously and foolishly at times.

The. ONLY. People.

Well, they -are- the only college organization created just for that specific purpose. Most everyone else goes to academic institutions to, you know, learn stuff with books and things.
What 'Greek' organizations are still doing being allowed to exist in a learning environment are beyond me.

 Other than subsidizing enginering students (by paying those of us with high SAT scores to pledge and then promise to never show up, in order to keep their minimum average scores up so they don't get booted), I see no good they do at all.
 It certainly does not offset the vandalism, added security expense, and environment of fear and sexual harassment they add to the college environment, nor the personal cost to all the rape victims and victims of assaults.


And don't forget pledges that turn up dead from either alcohol poisoning or from hazing.
 
2013-03-26 03:09:01 PM  
Probably the best thing that coulda happened to her at a frat party. Honestly.
 
2013-03-26 03:11:47 PM  
I like to make fun of frat guys as much as anyone else but....let's be reasonable about it.

It was a party with a raging bonfire.  If anyone other than a frat was holding it, nobody would be hating on the hosts.  There is nothing to suggest that members of the frat tossed the bottle in the fire, or that they condone such activity.  In fact, if it was the frat's alcohol and someone tossed it into a fire, I'd bet a lot of people would be pissed off.

It's really sad that a girl got hurt - but I'll rage in the general direction of whomever threw the bottle.  And truthfully, it was probably some other drunk, underaged, freshman or would-be student checking out the campus who didn't have experience with alcohol, wasn't thinking at the time, and would never intentionally do such a thing.  So, while I'm not supporting his or her actions - I'm not willing to condemn frat members everywhere for the actions of one person who may or may not even be in the frat.
 
2013-03-26 03:13:01 PM  
I think this is the most ambivalent thread I have seen in a while.
 
2013-03-26 03:14:46 PM  
ASU. It figures.
 
2013-03-26 03:15:21 PM  

Keeve: She sounds hot.


Thank you. Now I feel bad for laughing at that.
 
2013-03-26 03:15:37 PM  
And shiat like this is why I stayed out of the frats while I was a student there.

/Most Greek orgs at colleges are wastes anyway
 
2013-03-26 03:16:04 PM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: I like to make fun of frat guys as much as anyone else but....let's be reasonable about it.

It was a party with a raging bonfire.  If anyone other than a frat was holding it, nobody would be hating on the hosts.  There is nothing to suggest that members of the frat tossed the bottle in the fire, or that they condone such activity.  In fact, if it was the frat's alcohol and someone tossed it into a fire, I'd bet a lot of people would be pissed off.

It's really sad that a girl got hurt - but I'll rage in the general direction of whomever threw the bottle.  And truthfully, it was probably some other drunk, underaged, freshman or would-be student checking out the campus who didn't have experience with alcohol, wasn't thinking at the time, and would never intentionally do such a thing.  So, while I'm not supporting his or her actions - I'm not willing to condemn frat members everywhere for the actions of one person who may or may not even be in the frat.


Uhhhh... did you miss the part where they kicked her out and made her wait for paramedics on the side of the road so they wouldn't get in trouble for having an underage girl at a party with alcohol?
 
2013-03-26 03:18:30 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Glenford: FirstNationalBastard: fawlty: came for the animal house references, leaving disappointed

So, you're disappointed that this thread has, approximately, Zero. Point. Zero. Animal House references?

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through a Fark thread.  No, wait, that's actually the perfect way.

grinding_journalist: FirstNationalBastard: fawlty: came for the animal house references, leaving disappointed

So, you're disappointed that this thread has, approximately, Zero. Point. Zero. Animal House references?

I count two.

I've contacted your local draft boards and told them that you were all eligible for military service


Well?  Out with it!
 
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