dustygrimp: How do I get one of these? I saved the lives of two of my nieces who were floating in my mother's pool unbeknownst to anyone. I also put out a fire at a crowded bar caused by some drunk knucklehead filling a zippo and lighting himself and the drapes on fire. Were's my anonymous donations!
spentmiles: Yeah, because all he needs is money to get his life back in order.
Uzzah: Looking good, Billy Ray!
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