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(Coventry Telegraph)   Dull: Man gets drunk at pub. Less dull: Man buys 10' python from stranger at pub. Interesting: Hungry snake tries to kill man's sleeping friend, so man tries to sell snake. Fark: Police arrest man for trying to sell stolen snake   (coventrytelegraph.net) divider line 13
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2013-03-26 09:25:45 AM
I ain't never saw his face.  He kep' his hood up.  But I said . . . I said affer Fluffy, big snake wouldn't be any problem a' all.
 
2013-03-26 09:26:00 AM
"A van pulled up and a traveller offered for sale this 10 to 15ft-long rock snake."

cdn.ksk.uproxx.com
 
2013-03-26 09:33:55 AM
It's like a train wreak. I know it's not going to end well but I can't look away.

Like a real life Joe Dirt
 
2013-03-26 09:50:46 AM
Okay, I know Holywood is out of ideas, but the whole "movie about dumb shiat we did whike hammered" thing is really getting old.
 
2013-03-26 10:23:12 AM
Found the mugshot:

www.hogwartsfansite.co.uk

Let's call the snake Norbert.
 
2013-03-26 10:36:06 AM
if doritos would redo that goat commercial and replace that goat with this Python ... that would be an awesome commercial.
 
2013-03-26 11:06:30 AM
I imagine a 10-15 foot python might be useful in a gutter-cleaning business.
 
2013-03-26 11:40:29 AM
Ninda Gill, prosecuting, said the python was stolen with eight others from an outhouse in Hillfields in January.

What?
 
2013-03-26 12:00:36 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: Found the mugshot:



Let's call the snake Norbert.


Came for this.

/leaving satisfied
 
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2013-03-26 12:30:48 PM

DCSteve: Ninda Gill, prosecuting, said the python was stolen with eight others from an outhouse in Hillfields in January.


It just means an outbuilding.  Like a shed.
 
2013-03-26 12:47:42 PM

johnnieconnie: The Irresponsible Captain: Found the mugshot:

Let's call the snake Norbert.

Came for this.

/leaving satisfied


Same here!

/Legilimens
 
2013-03-26 09:26:40 PM
I came in here to mention Hagrid. Did anyone mention Hagrid yet?
 
2013-03-26 11:20:41 PM
Sounds like a TV show.   Men Behaving Badly in fact.
 
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