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(Des Moines Register)   Pro-tip 857: When you explain to police that the 13 year girl was not the prostitute you were looking for don't tell them that you found the right woman later on and paid her for sexy time   (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) divider line 23
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2013-03-26 09:44:37 AM  
So then how old was the original one that he was looking for (and found) if he is going around mistaking 13 year olds?
 
2013-03-26 09:45:44 AM  
I've got to imagine the rap for paying a consenting adult for sex is far preferable to what he'd be facing for trying to lure/kidnap a 13 year old.
Particularly with his record.
 
2013-03-26 09:46:58 AM  
I don't know what it is these days. Maybe it's all the growth hormones pumped into cows that is making girls mature so fast, but when I was a kid girls just didn't look like the way they look now.  She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, man, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.
 
2013-03-26 09:49:30 AM  
the dick police strike again. farking ridiculous.
 
2013-03-26 09:55:20 AM  

Pangit: So then how old was the original one that he was looking for (and found) if he is going around mistaking 13 year olds?


That one must have looked too old judging by the mans mugshot
 
2013-03-26 10:00:24 AM  
Is a 13 year girl like one of those cicada things?
 
2013-03-26 10:04:46 AM  
www.therighttobeleftalone.org
 
2013-03-26 10:08:05 AM  

ringersol: I've got to imagine the rap for paying a consenting adult for sex is far preferable to what he'd be facing for trying to lure/kidnap a 13 year old.
Particularly with his record.


Pretty much what i was thinking
 
2013-03-26 10:21:08 AM  
I saw a very young teen girl recently. She could not have been more that 13. She was dressed in a very short mini skirt and a mid-drift halter top and four-inch heels. She was wearing heavy makeup and had two tats that I could see. My wife and iI were walking into a store behind her and her mother. The kid dropped something and when she bent over to pick it up, se saw that she wasn't wearing panties. Had I seen this girl downtown, I'd have thought she was turning tricks. Her mother looked to be a complete slut. I felt so sorry for that poor kid.
 
2013-03-26 10:30:08 AM  

JackieRabbit: I saw a very young teen girl recently. She could not have been more that 13. She was dressed in a very short mini skirt and a mid-drift

mid-riff halter top and four-inch heels. She was wearing heavy makeup and had two tats that I could see. My wife and iI were walking into a store behind her and her mother. The kid dropped something and when she bent over to pick it up, se saw that she wasn't wearing panties. Had I seen this girl downtown, I'd have thought she was turning tricks. Her mother looked to be a complete slut. I felt so sorry for that poor kid.

FTFY

Still a sad example of the state of our society though.
 
2013-03-26 10:31:37 AM  

JackieRabbit: I saw a very young teen girl recently. She could not have been more that 13. She was dressed in a very short mini skirt and a mid-drift halter top and four-inch heels. She was wearing heavy makeup and had two tats that I could see. My wife and iI were walking into a store behind her and her mother. The kid dropped something and when she bent over to pick it up, se saw that she wasn't wearing panties. Had I seen this girl downtown, I'd have thought she was turning tricks. Her mother looked to be a complete slut. I felt so sorry for that poor kid.


Well did you ask for their number or what?
 
2013-03-26 10:51:08 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: JackieRabbit: I saw a very young teen girl recently. She could not have been more that 13. She was dressed in a very short mini skirt and a mid-drift halter top and four-inch heels. She was wearing heavy makeup and had two tats that I could see. My wife and iI were walking into a store behind her and her mother. The kid dropped something and when she bent over to pick it up, se saw that she wasn't wearing panties. Had I seen this girl downtown, I'd have thought she was turning tricks. Her mother looked to be a complete slut. I felt so sorry for that poor kid.

Well did you ask for their number or what?


It was tattooed on her ass.
 
2013-03-26 11:36:47 AM  
Seriously, the Great State of Iowa has got to be in the running for its own FARK tag and soon!  Iowa is fast creeping up on Florida for all the stupid stuff that goes on.  Before you ask, yes I live in Iowa!
 
2013-03-26 11:38:05 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: MyKingdomForYourHorse: JackieRabbit: I saw a very young teen girl recently. She could not have been more that 13. She was dressed in a very short mini skirt and a mid-drift halter top and four-inch heels. She was wearing heavy makeup and had two tats that I could see. My wife and iI were walking into a store behind her and her mother. The kid dropped something and when she bent over to pick it up, se saw that she wasn't wearing panties. Had I seen this girl downtown, I'd have thought she was turning tricks. Her mother looked to be a complete slut. I felt so sorry for that poor kid.

Well did you ask for their number or what?

It was tattooed on her ass.


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2013-03-26 11:51:27 AM  
Some 13 year old girls mature early and a lot of young women do dress like they're "advertising," so it could be an honest mistake. You could solve this by legalizing prostitution in brothels, by teaching your daughters why dressing like cheap whores might not be a great idea (this guy could be a case in point), and by making "developed" teenagers wear labels that clearly say JAIL BAIT.

This is not to say that anybody deserves to be raped because of how s/he's dressed or not, not even if she's a professional hooker or stripper. (And in my book it's better to have consensual sex with a 13 year old hooker than to rape anybody.) These are separate issues, as any hooker would tell you.

It's just that if I run around in paint-splattered overalls and smelling of turpentine I can't blame anyone for thinking I'm a painter, can I?
 
2013-03-26 11:53:41 AM  
Oh and by the way, it says the guy was "a sex offender" but it doesn't say his offense involved anybody under legal age. For all we know he was taking a leak behind a bush and met a cop having a crappy day.
 
2013-03-26 11:55:15 AM  
Oh, you're wrong, subby, so very very wrong.

If I go out looking to find a hooker and accidentally approach a 13 year old because she's tarted up, and then the cops stop me later, I'm not only telling them that I screwed an ADULT woman, but I'm giving them her name, her number, her home address and some video proof that my interest is in WOMEN and not children.

Picking up a hooker = a lil bit of probation time and a fine

Perceived as a child molester = ruined life forever.
 
2013-03-26 12:09:10 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Oh and by the way, it says the guy was "a sex offender" but it doesn't say his offense involved anybody under legal age. For all we know he was taking a leak behind a bush and met a cop having a crappy day.


FTFA:
Sargent is registered as a sex offender after being convicted in 2007 of assault with intent to commit sexual abuse.
 
2013-03-26 01:13:17 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I don't know what it is these days. Maybe it's all the growth hormones pumped into cows that is making girls mature so fast, but when I was a kid girls just didn't look like the way they look now.  She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, man, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.


Nurse Ratched says it's time to take your meds.
 
2013-03-26 01:45:21 PM  

wallywam1: Nurse Ratched says it's time to take your meds.


The next woman who takes me out is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars.
 
2013-03-26 02:37:15 PM  

ha-ha-guy: The One True TheDavid:

Oh and by the way, it says the guy was "a sex offender" but it doesn't say his offense involved anybody under legal age. For all we know he was taking a leak behind a bush and met a cop having a crappy day.

FTFA:
Sargent is registered as a sex offender after being convicted in 2007 of assault with intent to commit sexual abuse.


I stand corrected. I read a few others about that guy and got confused by which said what.
 
2013-03-26 03:35:42 PM  
People trying to get sex from 13-year-olds in Iowa?  Gosch!
 
2013-03-27 09:34:29 PM  
I remember most girls were flat as a board until grade 9 or 10 with the exception of the fatties that had pseudo boobs at grade 7, no hips at all (35 years ago).  Now there are 13 year olds with huge racks and wide baby making hips dressing in a way that could mistake them for at least 18, before make-up.  It is true and easy to make a mistake like that, as they get into the bars too.  ALWAYS ask for age and proof of such if you cruise for younger chicks.  Meaning of jail bait...
 
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