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(Appleton Post Crescent)   Woman stole a few steaks from a grocery store, and she would have gotten away with it too, if she hadn't then stood on a nearby street corner naked from the waist down   (postcrescent.com) divider line 53
    More: Strange, woman accused, Wausau Daily Herald, Michael Juedes  
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2013-03-26 08:36:35 AM
I'm sure it was just an aberration. This fresh-faced young woman certainly seems to have her head on straight otherwise.

waow.images.worldnow.com
 
2013-03-26 08:56:43 AM
i.ytimg.com

Inspiration?
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-03-26 09:33:40 AM
Apparently meth and sharpies are not a good combination.

waow.images.worldnow.com
 
2013-03-26 10:08:22 AM
Lets see... From her Facebook:

- Dishwasher
- Waitress at a cafeteria
- "Exotic dancer"

None of this comes as any real shock.

/helluva drug
 
2013-03-26 10:08:25 AM
blogs.citypages.com
 
2013-03-26 10:08:54 AM
newnation.sg
 
2013-03-26 10:08:58 AM
Meh, for a cracked out meth head she's ok

I'd stuff some meat in her pants
 
2013-03-26 10:09:03 AM
If only she had a bigger place to hide them...
 
2013-03-26 10:10:46 AM

99.998er: If only she had a bigger place to hide them...


Well, we know where she DIDN'T hide them.
 
2013-03-26 10:15:51 AM
"... standing naked from the waist down ..."

Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-03-26 10:20:03 AM
Whores are so crazy
 
2013-03-26 10:20:15 AM

markfara: 99.998er: If only she had a bigger place to hide them...

Well, we know where she DIDN'T hide them.


I don't normally marinade my steaks.
 
2013-03-26 10:21:01 AM
was she pledging a frat?
i583.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 10:22:38 AM
unchellmatt:

Lets see... From her Facebook:

Is duckface a contagious disease?
 
2013-03-26 10:22:43 AM
"...in front of the former Rose Garden banquet center."
seems fitting.
 
2013-03-26 10:29:30 AM
She was showing off her meat curtains...
 
2013-03-26 10:30:47 AM
i48.tinypic.com

If you're going to see a woman naked from the waist down, you could do a lot worse then her.
(Her Facebook profile pic)
 
2013-03-26 10:33:11 AM
She looks like a used up RealDoll.
 
2013-03-26 10:34:53 AM

Gifted Many Few: She looks like a used up RealDoll.


There's a kwame joke in there somewhere, I'm just too lazy to make it
 
2013-03-26 10:36:39 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Meh, for a cracked out meth head she's ok

I'd stuff some meat in her pants


Never put your dick in crazy.

Never.

/Never, ever!
 
2013-03-26 10:46:52 AM
Just showing off her beef curtains.
 
2013-03-26 10:53:26 AM
<i>Elizabeth A. Hoen was arrested at about 2 p.m....Officers determined the steaks had been stolen after talking with the store's owner, who said he had not sold any steaks that day</i>

Man, this is the saddest part of the story.  Times is ROUGH when you can't sell even one steak before 2 in the afternoon.
 
2013-03-26 11:10:00 AM
Her parents must be proud.
 
2013-03-26 11:19:03 AM

EZ Writer: MyKingdomForYourHorse: Meh, for a cracked out meth head she's ok

I'd stuff some meat in her pants

Never put your dick in crazy.

Never.

/Never, ever!


so you're advocating abstinence?
 
2013-03-26 11:20:19 AM

The One True TheDavid: unchellmatt:

Lets see... From her Facebook:

Is duckface a contagious disease?


Seems to be. But the case of the critters you'd get from her would be more than equally annoying.
 
2013-03-26 11:23:16 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Gifted Many Few: She looks like a used up RealDoll.

There's a kwame joke in there somewhere, I'm just too lazy to make it


Kwame's doll wanted real meat
 
2013-03-26 11:36:06 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: [i.ytimg.com image 480x358]

Inspiration?


I'm afraid not.

25.media.tumblr.com

/she can keep the steaks, thanks
 
2013-03-26 11:37:13 AM

EZ Writer: MyKingdomForYourHorse: Meh, for a cracked out meth head she's ok

I'd stuff some meat in her pants

Never put your dick in crazy.

Never.

/Never, ever!


Oh come on. Never knock up crazy, or give it keys to your safe deposit box, a joint account, etc. But normal sane people are just too boring: if I wanted boredom I'd masturbate.
 
2013-03-26 11:37:59 AM

unchellmatt: The One True TheDavid: unchellmatt:

Lets see... From her Facebook:

Is duckface a contagious disease?

Seems to be. But the case of the critters you'd get from her would be more than equally annoying.


Pro-tip: porn stars shave.
 
2013-03-26 11:40:54 AM
Kristen Stewart has really let herself go.
 
2013-03-26 11:53:08 AM
Maybe she is into stray dogs?
 
2013-03-26 11:55:27 AM

RoyHobbs22: Maybe she is into stray dogs?


ARF! Bow wow wow!
 
2013-03-26 12:04:40 PM
Shiat is that my cousin?
...
Whew close call but I'm not related to anyone in Wisconsin.
 
2013-03-26 12:11:52 PM
Mentally ill people exist. Why is this news?

-1
 
2013-03-26 12:21:01 PM
Maybe she needed the meat to make the pants?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-26 12:24:53 PM
Hm.  Perhaps using fish scent to repel dogs attracted by steak scent?
 
2013-03-26 12:25:18 PM

KawaiiNot: Mentally ill people exist. Why is this news?

-1


Because she's more likely a heroin addict, and she was half naked.  I'm surprised it wasn't on the front page.
 
2013-03-26 12:29:14 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Meh, for a cracked out meth head she's ok

I'd stuff some meat in her pants


Didn't you RTFA? She wasn't wearing any.
 
2013-03-26 12:29:27 PM
Came here for the Trailer Parks Boys reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-03-26 12:45:53 PM
Meh, I'd hit it.
/low standards.
 
2013-03-26 12:57:36 PM
"Officers determined the steaks had been stolen after talking with the store's owner, who said he had not sold any steaks that day, Juedes said. The owner then showed officers security footage from the store, which showed Hoen and the man in the meat department. "

Does the video show them picking up the steaks?  She could have bought them yesterday and still was carrying the meat.
 
2013-03-26 01:18:38 PM
Clicked the link expecting a bad naked. Pleasantly surprised. Clean her up & I'll pick her up at 8.
 
2013-03-26 01:34:32 PM
Muff and turf?
 
2013-03-26 01:38:54 PM
Have her bathed, detoxified, treated for whatever diseases she's carrying around, then sent to my quarters.

/have the steaks prepared medium rare.
 
2013-03-26 01:55:30 PM

MerelyFoolish: Muff and turf?


It smelled like surf and turf.....
 
2013-03-26 02:05:54 PM
I like my steak with a hot pink center.
 
2013-03-26 02:11:36 PM

99.998er: markfara: 99.998er: If only she had a bigger place to hide them...

Well, we know where she DIDN'T hide them.

I don't normally marinade my steaks.


Have you tried Summer's Eve?  Delish.
 
2013-03-26 02:48:31 PM
I read some of her photo captions, and...well, it's sad really.  Witnessed a child fall into a hole from which she will never return.

And boy, is she stupid.
 
2013-03-26 02:52:13 PM

dabbletech: 99.998er: markfara: 99.998er: If only she had a bigger place to hide them...

Well, we know where she DIDN'T hide them.

I don't normally marinade my steaks.

Have you tried Summer's Eve?  Delish.


Lysol.

www.mum.org
 
2013-03-26 04:21:05 PM

bludgraf: I read some of her photo captions, and...well, it's sad really.  Witnessed a child fall into a hole from which she will never return.

And boy, is she stupid.


As someone who grew up in that end of the state let me just say the gene pool ain't that deep to start with. It's like a cross between "Fargo" and Kentucky.

/Come for the fried food
//Stay for the meth
 
2013-03-26 10:08:23 PM
Thought she would be hideous, instead of at the far end of the hot-crazy scale.
 
2013-03-28 03:11:36 PM
One time I got stopped because they suspected me of sticking one of those bologna logs in my pants. Last time I wear tight pants.
 
2013-03-30 09:08:49 AM

life of the sausage party: One time I got stopped because they suspected me of sticking one of those bologna logs in my pants. Last time I wear tight pants.


You should have hid the bologna log in  front, Boudreaux.
 
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