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(Opelika-Auburn News)   Naked, covered in scratches, going into houses and threatening people, getting tased to no effect and fighting with the cops for ten minutes is a good way to... die. This will be an interesting toxicology report   (oanow.com) divider line 33
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2013-03-26 08:52:09 AM
The trouble is, like all these kinds of stories, is 100% of what we know comes from the police report.

As we've been seeing in Seattle, police regularly fabricate and distort reports, omit details. Of particular question is how police do or don't use "de-escalation" techniques prior to going into full take-down mode, because the default assumption in the report is police were reasonable and civil throughout the engagement. Such as we've been seeing is quite often not the case.

On-body cameras that sent data to an independent server would exonerate the (presumably majority) of police while also serving to assist prosecutions, and also ensure that police were given appropriate training when escalations did go beyond procedure.

The police union in Seattle fights this request frequently, and the "blue line" has set up to prevent any police accountability other than facile and after-the-fact, a one-person "oversight board" with limited authority.

// Not a cop hater, but at this point all police reports are suspect. Ample evidence exists that police often fabricate them and omit key facts. Get cameras on police and fix it.
 
2013-03-26 09:48:07 AM
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2013-03-26 10:10:34 AM
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess bath salts or pcp
 
2013-03-26 10:11:38 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: I'm going to go out on a limb and guess bath salts or pcp


Rage.

Once the rage wore off, his Con dropped and put him into negative hitpoints.
 
m00
2013-03-26 10:14:39 AM
"Harris said preliminary autopsy results did not indicate an obvious cause of death Monday evening."

You mean... other than being in police custody. That should just be its own cause of death.
 
2013-03-26 10:22:59 AM

basemetal: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 275x183]


i1211.photobucket.com

But yes, bath salts and/or PCP.
 
Qel
2013-03-26 10:24:50 AM
What was his Fark Handle?  Can I have the time left on their TOTAL FARK account?
 
2013-03-26 10:28:07 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: I'm going to go out on a limb and guess bath salts or pcp


popcultureasylum.com
 
2013-03-26 10:30:41 AM

Bondith: Rage.

Once the rage wore off, his Con dropped and put him into negative hitpoints.


I laughed far to hard at that
 
2013-03-26 10:33:23 AM
Naked, Covered in Scratches

Band name.
 
2013-03-26 10:36:07 AM
Naked, Covered in Scratches

Sounds like the end to a fun date.
 
2013-03-26 10:37:02 AM
Deputies were called to a residence on Lee Road 308 in Phenix City at approximately 7:41 p.m. Sunday, where they encountered the nude 25-year-old black male man walking down the road...

Um, yeah.
 
2013-03-26 10:50:33 AM
I'll have what he's having.
 
2013-03-26 10:51:21 AM

Vector R: basemetal: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 275x183]



But yes, bath salts and/or PCP.


Could be wet. Kind of old-school, but formaldehyde-laced pot causes the same symptoms and would be easier to get.
 
2013-03-26 11:03:49 AM

Gyrfalcon: Vector R: basemetal: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 275x183]

But yes, bath salts and/or PCP.

Could be wet. Kind of old-school, but formaldehyde-laced pot causes the same symptoms and would be easier to get.


True story: Wet = PCP, not formaldehyde
 
2013-03-26 11:07:03 AM

WelldeadLink: I'll have what he's having.


I saw him in convulsive throes,
I said, "I'll have one of those."

Full lyrics or, if you prefer, the video.
 
2013-03-26 11:32:00 AM
Sometimes becoming invisible is a better super power.
 
2013-03-26 11:39:27 AM

Generation_D: The trouble is, like all these kinds of stories, is 100% of what we know comes from the police report.

As we've been seeing in Seattle, police regularly fabricate and distort reports, omit details. Of particular question is how police do or don't use "de-escalation" techniques prior to going into full take-down mode, because the default assumption in the report is police were reasonable and civil throughout the engagement. Such as we've been seeing is quite often not the case.

On-body cameras that sent data to an independent server would exonerate the (presumably majority) of police while also serving to assist prosecutions, and also ensure that police were given appropriate training when escalations did go beyond procedure.

The police union in Seattle fights this request frequently, and the "blue line" has set up to prevent any police accountability other than facile and after-the-fact, a one-person "oversight board" with limited authority.

// Not a cop hater, but at this point all police reports are suspect. Ample evidence exists that police often fabricate them and omit key facts. Get cameras on police and fix it.


yeah this is a clear case where "you shouldn't be afraid if you've got nothing to hide"  should apply.

after all we as a society have accepted a "guilty until proven innocent" legal stance.
 
2013-03-26 11:46:07 AM
PCP
 
2013-03-26 11:47:39 AM
 
2013-03-26 11:50:31 AM

boyvoyeur: ...25-year-old black male mail man walking down the road...


3.bp.blogspot.com

/ftfy
 
2013-03-26 11:55:33 AM
 
2013-03-26 11:57:11 AM

Hobodeluxe: Because People in power are Stupid:

PCP

bath salts


Why not both, with some K-9 too? (That sounds like fun!)
 
2013-03-26 11:58:52 AM

The One True TheDavid: Hobodeluxe: Because People in power are Stupid:

PCP

bath salts

Why not both, with some K-9 too? (That sounds like fun!)


nah. I like to keep my shiat together.
just pack a bowl and let it roll..
 
2013-03-26 12:00:50 PM
So he did the entire contents of Hunter S Thompson's bag?
 
2013-03-26 12:02:09 PM
He should have switched to direct tv
 
2013-03-26 12:11:22 PM
FTFA:

Lee County Coroner Bill Harris has released the identity of the man who died Sunday night after struggling with law enforcement as Khari Neville Illidge, 25, of Columbus, Ga. Illidge was identified by his fingerprints, according to a press release sent out by Harris' office.

 and

Authorities are withholding his name pending notification of relatives.

Nice. "We can't say who it was, but his fingerprints belonged to Khari Neville Illidge. Draw your own conclusions."
 
2013-03-26 12:18:37 PM

Pardon Me Sultan: Nice. "We can't say who it was, but his fingerprints belonged to Khari Neville Illidge. Draw your own conclusions."


In fairness:

Posted: Monday, March 25, 2013 1:27 pm | Updated: 9:36 pm, Mon Mar 25, 2013.

I don't know what parts of TFA were updated, but it's entirely possible that they did the "withholding his name" at 1 pm and added the name at 9 pm, which is ample time to notify relatives.
 
2013-03-26 12:39:18 PM
Naked, covered in scratches, impervious to pain and then he 'dies' in jail? When was the last full moon?
www.strangehistory.net
 
2013-03-26 12:42:08 PM
Stun Gun =/= Taser
 
2013-03-26 12:46:17 PM

LindenFark: Stun Gun =/= Taser


I'm stunned.
 
2013-03-26 01:04:00 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-26 03:38:26 PM

boyvoyeur: Deputies were called to a residence on Lee Road 308 in Phenix City at approximately 7:41 p.m. Sunday, where they encountered the nude 25-year-old black male man walking down the road...

Um, yeah.


FTA: Khari Neville Illidge, 25, of Columbus, Ga. (Authorities are withholding his name pending notification of relatives.)

That's some great withholding you're doin' there, Lou.

blurbrain.com
 
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