If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(AZCentral)   Gabby Gifford's husband pulls a mauling dog off a baby sea lion at a California beach. Despite his heroic efforts, the sea lion still died. This never would have happened if he had been armed   (azcentral.com) divider line 187
    More: Interesting, Geography of California, Gabrielle Giffords, California, baby sea lion, KABC-TV, Amateur video, political committee, dogs  
•       •       •

4942 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Mar 2013 at 9:46 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



187 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-03-26 08:23:35 AM  
That's true.  Flippers are no good for pulling a trigger suck at pulling triggers and forget about the modified Weaver stance.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-03-26 08:24:40 AM  
Dammit.Flippers suck at pulling triggers and forget about the modified Weaver stance.
 
2013-03-26 08:57:28 AM  
So. Much. Trolling.
 
2013-03-26 09:14:27 AM  
With a lead-filled snow shoe?
 
2013-03-26 09:47:04 AM  
An animal attacked another animal and this is a story?
 
2013-03-26 09:48:15 AM  
... so vote Democrat.
 
2013-03-26 09:48:39 AM  
Too bad he didn't keep that rifle he bought, huh? He coulda saved that poor seal.

/ coulda, woulda, shoulda
 
2013-03-26 09:48:42 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-26 09:48:54 AM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-03-26 09:49:00 AM  
Yeah, like the father is going to shoot his daughter's dog right in front of her. That wouldn't happen if the dog attacked a PERSON.
 
2013-03-26 09:49:05 AM  
"pulls a mauling dog" sounds like a yoga move.
 
2013-03-26 09:49:46 AM  
It's neat that "this video stream is currently unavailable" but the add that comes before it works just fine.
 
2013-03-26 09:49:46 AM  
In the video obtained by the Times and KABC-TV, Kelly's screaming daughter tries to pull her dog from the sea lion as two other women help


Seems Smitty forgot the part about the dog belonging to Kelly's family
 
2013-03-26 09:50:21 AM  
Let's see... gun control advocate [check]
bully breed dog [check]
adorable animal killed [check]

Be right back. Going to make some popcorn.
 
2013-03-26 09:51:18 AM  
It's not "a mauling dog", it was Gifford's daughter's mauling dog, subby.
 
2013-03-26 09:52:29 AM  
"I like long walks on the beach, running with my dog, watching it utterly destroy cute sea mammals that just happen to be chilling on the shore."
 
2013-03-26 09:53:29 AM  

KatjaMouse: Let's see... gun control advocate [check]
bully breed dog [check]
adorable animal killed [check]

Be right back. Going to make some popcorn.



Wherever you stand on gun control or dogs or any other controversial issue.......
 
2013-03-26 09:54:37 AM  
There are two threads... is this the one where we defend the dogs and owners?  Or is that the other thread?
 
2013-03-26 09:54:53 AM  

LL316: An animal attacked another animal and this is a story?


No, an UGLY EVIL animal attacked a CUTE FLUFFY animal.

That's the story.
 
2013-03-26 09:55:44 AM  
Their family dog kills a baby sea lion and now he's a hero???
 
2013-03-26 09:56:19 AM  
i48.tinypic.com

Seal Flipper Pie Recipe

Written by Ryan Woodford (CyberSpike)


Ingredients:

# 4 seal flippers

# 1 L water

# 500 ml soda

# 125 ml fat pork, diced

# 1 cup milk

# 2 onoins, chopped

# 5 ml salt

# 60 ml flour

# 250 ml cold water

# 5 ml Worcestershire sauce


Directions:

Soak flippers in 1 L of water and soda. Trim off excess fat.


Dry flippers and dip in seasoned flour.


Brown in pork fat. Add onions and make a gravy of flour, water, and sauce. Pour over flippers.


Cover and bake at 350 degrees F for 2-3 hours.


Make a pastry and cover the flippers. Bake at 400 degrees F for 30 minutes.
 
2013-03-26 09:57:32 AM  
This story is FROM OUUUUTER SPAAAAAAAACE
 
2013-03-26 09:57:56 AM  
Mean man takes away dog's chew toy.
 
2013-03-26 09:59:45 AM  
*unhappy sigh*
Headline was much funnier when I mis-read it as

Gabby Gifford's husband pulls a mauling dog off a BABY at a California beach.

/I'm a sick %*$&, I know .  Let the bashing begin.
 
2013-03-26 10:00:44 AM  
So a dog can't stand its ground when a sea lion is threatening it?
 
2013-03-26 10:01:35 AM  
Well, Mark Kelly is kind of a badass. *shrug*
 
2013-03-26 10:02:24 AM  
DNRTFA...was the dog on a leash?
 
2013-03-26 10:03:08 AM  

Kyosuke: No, an UGLY EVIL animal attacked a CUTE FLUFFY animal.


Sea lions aren't so cute when they're eviscerating penguins.
 
2013-03-26 10:03:30 AM  
Do they not have leash laws on these beaches?
 
2013-03-26 10:03:52 AM  
Another responsible owner with the world's most misunderstood, loyal, friendly breed.

I'll totally follow whatever this guy says publicly... he was an astronaut fer chrissakes.

All joking aside, guess I can't blame the guy for getting his daughter a pit bull after his wife had her face blown off.

But I don't associate with pit owners plain and simple. Much like a top-down convertible can tell you about a mustached-man in a leisure suit, a pit bull can tell me all about the coconut oil wearing dipshiat wearing Oakleys holding the leash. Baby seal, baby child, whatever, right? Just let that friendly thing run free.
 
2013-03-26 10:04:30 AM  

Archimedes' Principal: It's not "a mauling dog", it was Gifford's daughter's mauling dog, subby.


Yep. Love how the media buries the lede when it's a Dem.

If it had been Scott Walker's dog I'm sure it would read something like "The dog, which was trained by Walker, possibly to kill ... "
 
2013-03-26 10:05:09 AM  
THe dog WAS on a leash. RTFA next time.
 
2013-03-26 10:06:29 AM  
I assume the dog wasn't on a leash when it attacked? WTF !!!

With this video as proof, there should be charges brought on the owner of the dog.

Just wait, it will all get swept under the rug since Mom was a Congressperson and Daddy's an astronaut.
 
2013-03-26 10:07:24 AM  

WTFDYW: THe dog WAS on a leash. RTFA next time.


Well then that is owner fail.

s3.amazonaws.com

Looks like Cesar needs to teach them some common sense
 
2013-03-26 10:08:15 AM  
We need to ban assault dogs.  Why doesn't Kelley care about the sea lion children???

/video looks like a pit bull, BTW.
 
2013-03-26 10:09:15 AM  
According to Biden, Giffords was mortally wounded in that attack.  So I am not surprise that the widow would not carry a gun or even own a gun.
 
2013-03-26 10:10:13 AM  

Archimedes' Principal: I assume the dog wasn't on a leash when it attacked? WTF !!!

With this video as proof, there should be charges brought on the owner of the dog.

Just wait, it will all get swept under the rug since Mom was a Congressperson and Daddy's an astronaut.


A. The dog was on a leash and apparently either broke it or pulled free of whoever was holding it.
B. The dog attacked a wild animal that happened to be on a beach. It's no different than your dog killing a squirrel or your cat killing a mouse - it just happens to have been a cuddlier animal.
 
2013-03-26 10:12:21 AM  
Come one, man. Get control of your farking dog. Not to sound like a tree-hugger, but the seal has a right to be there, too. When some authority tries to ban dogs on the beach it will be because of clowns like this. That damned dog didn't break any leash. He never was on one.
 
2013-03-26 10:13:18 AM  

This text is now purple: Kyosuke: No, an UGLY EVIL animal attacked a CUTE FLUFFY animal.

Sea lions aren't so cute when they're eviscerating penguins.


But; what happens AFTER they eviscerate the pen-guins? Hint; big soul-full eyes.
 
2013-03-26 10:14:28 AM  
Hrm, other thread's a dup. In the likely event it's deleted: they can take my (well-behaved, obedience-trained) American Bulldog from my cold dead hands.

lh3.googleusercontent.com

lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-03-26 10:15:50 AM  
Protip:  train your dog.  If you cannot teach your dog to "drop it," and get immediate compliance, you have no business having a dog.  I don't care what breed it is--they all have teeth and are quite capable of causing injury.

/ treeing walker coonhound owner
 
2013-03-26 10:16:57 AM  
Might as well pull out the gasoline.  In actuality, pit bulls are the primary reason that I carry concealed...

Just sayin'.
 
2013-03-26 10:17:44 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: That damned dog didn't break any leash. He never was on one.


He's on a leash in the video.
 
2013-03-26 10:20:33 AM  

cptrios: Archimedes' Principal: I assume the dog wasn't on a leash when it attacked? WTF !!!

With this video as proof, there should be charges brought on the owner of the dog.

Just wait, it will all get swept under the rug since Mom was a Congressperson and Daddy's an astronaut.

A. The dog was on a leash and apparently either broke it or pulled free of whoever was holding it.
or the owner let the dog run with the leash attached.  I have seen this many times on the beach.
They keep the leash on so they can get the dog back.

B. The dog attacked a wild animal that happened to be on a beach. It's no different than your dog killing a squirrel or your cat killing a mouse - it just happens to have been a cuddlier animal.

you think seals are cuddly?  sick.  If he killed a bald eagle, or even a slightly balding eagle, you wouldn't be so flippant about this irresponsibility.

 
2013-03-26 10:20:52 AM  

spickus: DROxINxTHExWIND: That damned dog didn't break any leash. He never was on one.

He's on a leash in the video.


Correction: He was not being led by the leash (in my unsupported opinion) when he ran over and attacked the seal.
 
2013-03-26 10:22:44 AM  

WTFDYW: THe dog WAS on a leash. RTFA next time.


 the owners were completely irresponsible since they could not control a dog that is on a leash.
They should keep that dog at home until they know how to control it.

It was a seal this time, next time it could be a baby.
 
2013-03-26 10:25:55 AM  
No one needs a 65 lb dog, dogs should be limited to 10 lbs.
 
ows
2013-03-26 10:26:57 AM  
pit bulls like to attack things that move? i didn't know that.

lifeless eyes
 
2013-03-26 10:27:40 AM  
Why does anyone NEED an assault rifle pit bull??
Assault rifles Pit bulls were created for one purpose, to attack and kill.
Assault rifles Pit bulls are responsible for hundreds of deaths and injuries each year.
If you need home defense, why not just get a shotgun Collie?
We need background checks and registration for all assault weapon pit bull purchases.
 
2013-03-26 10:29:38 AM  
So some random nut turns his corrupt DC politician wife into a drooling retard, and now this douche wants to strip gun rights from ALL of us? Because something bad happens to him, some freakishly random event, all of us should pay by giving up some basic, hard won rights. Man, what a scumbag piece of sh*t.
 
Displayed 50 of 187 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report