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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 22-year-old, emotionally distressed from being flat-chested, gets new 36DD £4,800 taxpayer funded breasts: "My new boobs have changed my life" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 121
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2013-03-26 08:06:03 AM
43 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2013-03-26 08:21:31 AM
18 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i48.tinypic.com image 620x870]


img24.imageshack.us

Had to add to it. Well done Abe.
2013-03-26 01:15:49 AM
12 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-03-26 12:47:04 AM
12 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2013-03-25 10:10:14 PM
12 votes:
Apparently "smoking hot" now means "face like a baboon".
2013-03-26 02:33:10 AM
8 votes:
img.foodnetwork.com  theconfidenceguyonline.com
2013-03-26 12:36:38 AM
8 votes:
I like her better without the Sharpie.

i.imgur.com
2013-03-25 10:25:39 PM
8 votes:
With a little effort, it might make a passsible tranny.
2013-03-26 12:07:49 AM
7 votes:
0-media-cdn.foolz.us
2013-03-25 11:54:22 PM
7 votes:
She looks like the Down Syndrome lovechild of Snooki and a caveman
2013-03-26 12:23:07 AM
6 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Well, they do direct attention away from her face...which is good


"Hey buddy... my eyes are up here."

Yeah.... I know, but unfortunately so is your face.
2013-03-26 12:21:55 AM
6 votes:
i291.photobucket.com
2013-03-25 11:55:27 PM
6 votes:

Arthur Jumbles: Eyebrows..... can't stop starring at the eyebrows.....


She skipped right over the Sharpie phase and went straight to the Marks-A-Lot

quill.scene7.com
2013-03-25 10:59:47 PM
6 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2013-03-25 10:19:20 PM
6 votes:
www.metamute.org
2013-03-26 01:01:29 AM
5 votes:
"...every babe that weeps at your approach; every woman who cries out, 'Dear God! What is that thing?' "
2013-03-26 12:21:52 AM
5 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-03-26 12:19:00 AM
5 votes:
Ugly girl with no tits becomes ugly girl with gross tits.

Congrats, Britain.
2013-03-26 12:16:49 AM
5 votes:
I wouldn't let my dog hump her leg.
2013-03-26 12:13:57 AM
5 votes:
www.babble.com
2013-03-26 12:12:12 AM
5 votes:
Its nice to see Groucho Marx's granddaughter doing so well
2013-03-26 12:12:05 AM
5 votes:
hollywoodvideo.com
2013-03-26 12:11:23 AM
5 votes:
Her eyebrows remind me of my shoes.
speckmedia.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-25 11:37:39 PM
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-25 10:26:26 PM
5 votes:
There is no part of this story that is not fake.
2013-03-26 05:31:33 AM
4 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-03-26 02:59:49 AM
4 votes:
www.halloweenforum.com
2013-03-26 01:29:18 AM
4 votes:
Danger Avoid Death: And, whatever you do, don't get the pre-sliced lunchmeat.

i432.photobucket.com
2013-03-26 01:02:54 AM
4 votes:
www.capablesoftware.com.au
2013-03-26 12:55:58 AM
4 votes:
ts4.mm.bing.net

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ts3.mm.bing.net

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img.thesun.co.uk
2013-03-26 12:19:17 AM
4 votes:

Snarfangel: You guys are mean! She is not that bad. For example, her hair looks...nice.


Her hair is a fine innovation from 3M.
2013-03-26 12:00:53 AM
4 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk

www.reelgoddess.com
2013-03-25 10:13:35 PM
4 votes:

DarkLancelot: Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.


Her face is interesting, though I wonder if some of that isn't just a result of her makeup seemingly having been applied with a spade.
2013-03-25 10:10:08 PM
4 votes:
Eyebrows..... can't stop starring at the eyebrows.....
2013-03-26 07:58:48 AM
3 votes:

Capn.Brownbeard: Phineas: Its nice to see Groucho Marx's granddaughter doing so well

Came for pics of Groucho Marx, leaving only slightly dissatisfied.


i45.tinypic.com
2013-03-26 06:54:45 AM
3 votes:
i205.photobucket.com
2013-03-26 03:07:22 AM
3 votes:

RatMaster999: [www.webstaurantstore.com image 500x500]


www.webstaurantstore.com www.webstaurantstore.com www.webstaurantstore.com

One for her, one for you, and one for the dog.
2013-03-26 01:40:14 AM
3 votes:

Fell In Love With a Chair: Smeggy Smurf:
They do no look like they are bigger than your head.  A reduction would be terrible for us men but if it makes you happier than by all means do it.  We'll still objectify you sexually anyway.

They're K-cup


So if I push your nipple, I get a cup of watery coffee?
2013-03-26 12:48:45 AM
3 votes:

bud jones: 6 beers


sounds about right...

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-03-26 12:47:02 AM
3 votes:
fultontest.files.wordpress.com
closely related
2013-03-26 12:26:20 AM
3 votes:

Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, shes got hamhocks for hands


media.tumblr.com

Those are man hands, baby!
2013-03-26 12:19:09 AM
3 votes:
Sweet holy fark.  I think my dick retracted.
2013-03-26 12:17:32 AM
3 votes:
www.aerospaceweb.org
2013-03-25 10:17:46 PM
3 votes:

Arthur Jumbles: Eyebrows..... can't stop starring at the eyebrows.....


They appear to be inlayed ebony.
2013-03-25 10:09:43 PM
3 votes:
Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.
2013-03-26 02:15:03 PM
2 votes:
i996.photobucket.com
2013-03-26 08:22:53 AM
2 votes:
Oh god. I can see Patrick Stewart's face even in the non-shopped photos now.
2013-03-26 08:21:38 AM
2 votes:

base935: I like her better without the Sharpie.

[i.imgur.com image 620x870]


I like her better with a different face.

i45.tinypic.com

Hours of PS skills put to use here.
pc
2013-03-26 07:02:28 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-26 04:39:42 AM
2 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-26 03:43:23 AM
2 votes:
Smoking hot 22-year-old

*clicks link*

i220.photobucket.com
2013-03-26 03:36:06 AM
2 votes:
Sees "smoking hot"...

Clicks...

...


I hate you guys
2013-03-26 02:24:21 AM
2 votes:
Facial reconstruction for burn victims has really come a long way in the last decade...
2013-03-26 01:24:10 AM
2 votes:
The One True TheDavid:
By the way, I'm emotionally distressed from having a very small penis but the US taxpayers refuse to help me with that. It's high time we overthrow the government and install a more gullible sensitive and caring one.

Make sure you only go up to kielbasa. Do not be tempted to get the megabalogna. You'll never find pants off the rack that fit.
2013-03-26 01:21:35 AM
2 votes:
She's what is known as "British hot".
2013-03-26 01:03:27 AM
2 votes:

johnperkins: "...every babe that weeps at your approach; every woman who cries out, 'Dear God! What is that thing?' "


i603.photobucket.com
2013-03-26 12:57:17 AM
2 votes:
It's like Snooki and the kid from Mask had a son and it decided to become a drag queen.
2013-03-26 12:55:19 AM
2 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.

You're expecting bionic boobs?


You may say I'm a dreamer...

I want them to come with air conditioning, a bottle opener, GPS, iPhone dock, speakers, and a cigarette lighter (ya know...for guests).
2013-03-26 12:43:24 AM
2 votes:
6 beers
2013-03-26 12:40:02 AM
2 votes:
i1211.photobucket.com

This is all I can think of, with the cheeks, eyebrows, etc.
2013-03-26 12:26:10 AM
2 votes:

doyner: Why do I click on these links when I know what's about to happen......


Perhaps a photo illustration is in order:
t0.gstatic.com
2013-03-26 12:25:53 AM
2 votes:

themasterdebater: Someone needs to stop her.  Like NOW.

She does not look anything remotely close to Katie Price.  Her fat ass and man hips are what she should of gotten surgery on first.She looked way hotter in that blurry blonde picture with the small tits... small tits are hot.I wonder if she's banging the doctor who prescribed this on the public dime.


themasterdebater  should of   themasterdebater  should ofthemasterdebater  should of  should of  should of     themasterdebater   should HAVE!!!
2013-03-26 12:24:42 AM
2 votes:
lh3.googleusercontent.com

They have Sharpies in the UK? I did not know that.
2013-03-25 11:52:40 PM
2 votes:
Well, they do direct attention away from her face...which is good
2013-03-25 10:05:05 PM
2 votes:
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2013-03-25 09:58:52 PM
2 votes:
*shudder*

do not want
2013-03-27 01:13:16 PM
1 votes:

Optimal_Illusion: I knew I'd seen that face before!
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]
/hot, but now you can't get it out of your mental databank.


Now you're just trolling
2013-03-26 11:32:54 AM
1 votes:
Just remember that beauty is only a light switch away.
2013-03-26 09:31:09 AM
1 votes:

walkerhound: RatMaster999: [www.webstaurantstore.com image 500x500]

  

One for her, one for you, and one for the dog.


If I only had one bag and were feeling randy, I'd put it on her while farking the dog.
2013-03-26 09:30:08 AM
1 votes:
flavorwire.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-26 09:15:19 AM
1 votes:
"My new boobs have changed my life"

Let me guess... Now all sorts of gentlemen are asking her out for a bagged lunch?
2013-03-26 08:08:42 AM
1 votes:
"yeeecch!  You should have gotten a nose job instead!"

i406.photobucket.com
2013-03-26 08:03:23 AM
1 votes:
Smoking hot? More like slow roasted.
2013-03-26 07:30:03 AM
1 votes:
www.mentalfloss.com

Reads head line: *Outrage*
Sees that it is The Sun: *meh*
2013-03-26 04:55:40 AM
1 votes:
lookimg like an ass is still much better then what she looks like
2013-03-26 04:12:32 AM
1 votes:

sedgr: I'm sure someone else can do better.


Already did. You saw the one with the paper bag, right?
2013-03-26 04:04:47 AM
1 votes:
300+ posts in a big boob thread and we've practically got nothing but freak shows?

I am disappoint. Click here for a nice set of tits. NSFW, obviously.

You're welcome.
2013-03-26 04:02:48 AM
1 votes:
I hope y'all find consolation from these jugs ( or just look at pictures of Felicia Days or preferred attractive female of choice. Certainly helped me. :)
2013-03-26 03:18:31 AM
1 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk
www.hollywoodmegastore.com
2013-03-26 03:15:44 AM
1 votes:
i111.photobucket.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

Doby finally got this wish to be a real boy.   Too bad it went horribly wrong.
2013-03-26 03:04:39 AM
1 votes:

Phineas: Its nice to see Groucho Marx's granddaughter doing so well

i111.photobucket.com

i111.photobucket.com
2013-03-26 02:59:01 AM
1 votes:

FunkOut: Forgetting you have company over and pulling the normal "run to get the phone, hold boobs in hands to stop painful bounce" move is always fun.


www.aerojockey.com
2013-03-26 02:44:24 AM
1 votes:
www.floridageekscene.com
2013-03-26 01:45:59 AM
1 votes:

Prof. Frink: Fell In Love With a Chair: Smeggy Smurf:
They do no look like they are bigger than your head.  A reduction would be terrible for us men but if it makes you happier than by all means do it.  We'll still objectify you sexually anyway.

They're K-cup

So if I push your nipple, I get a cup of watery coffee?


Hope you like weird flavours like "vanilla macadamia jungle nut", "blueberry cobbler" and nondescriptive ones "sunshine morning blend" buddy, cause I've never seen a normal ass keurig cup with just COFFEE written in 72pt Impact on the foil.

/brought enough creamer for the whole class
2013-03-26 01:42:09 AM
1 votes:
Five minutes of weak photoshop skills later to fix the idiotic hair, eybrows, and makeup...

i.imgur.com

I'm sure someone else can do better.
2013-03-26 01:39:51 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-26 01:31:49 AM
1 votes:

ongbok: illannoyin: She's what is known as "British hot".

I don't even think the British think that she is hot. That is why she got those monster titties to distract men from her face.


She should have gone big enough to cover her face.
2013-03-26 01:26:11 AM
1 votes:

FunkOut: The One True TheDavid:
By the way, I'm emotionally distressed from having a very small penis but the US taxpayers refuse to help me with that. It's high time we overthrow the government and install a more gullible sensitive and caring one.

Make sure you only go up to kielbasa. Do not be tempted to get the megabalogna. You'll never find pants off the rack that fit.


And, whatever you do, don't get the pre-sliced lunchmeat.
2013-03-26 01:15:48 AM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Arthur Jumbles: Eyebrows..... can't stop starring at the eyebrows.....

She skipped right over the Sharpie phase and went straight to the Marks-A-Lot

[quill.scene7.com image 360x360]


Sharpie Magnum

s7d5.scene7.com
2013-03-26 01:08:40 AM
1 votes:

megarian: Gaius: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

For the love of God don't do it.  Natural is the only way to go.

But how else will I gage my self worth?! By NOT having cosmetic surgery?!? Pffffft yeah right! #swag #yolo


By going on a feminist rampage, pitching a tent with the occupy movement, burning your bra, protesting for equal rights and wages, and then still expecting the men to pay for all the meals and open your doors?

I KNOW women like that.
2013-03-26 01:05:32 AM
1 votes:

Gaius: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

For the love of God don't do it.  Natural is the only way to go.


But how else will I gage my self worth?! By NOT having cosmetic surgery?!? Pffffft yeah right! #swag #yolo
2013-03-26 12:57:00 AM
1 votes:
www.webstaurantstore.com
2013-03-26 12:56:45 AM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

I just really really like technology.

...huh?


She's getting them with wifi.
2013-03-26 12:56:16 AM
1 votes:
The only way she'd be hot would be to set her on fire.
2013-03-26 12:55:41 AM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: I'd penis it.  I wouldn't talk about it but hey.  Doesn't matter had sex.


You came in THAT? You're braver than I thought.
2013-03-26 12:52:37 AM
1 votes:

megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.


You're expecting bionic boobs?
2013-03-26 12:48:00 AM
1 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk
www.wallpapermay.com
2013-03-26 12:46:03 AM
1 votes:
Maybe she's a blue blood?

25.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-26 12:43:02 AM
1 votes:
So taxpayers have funded giving an oompa loompa a boob job?  Worst.  Return on investment.  Ever.
2013-03-26 12:39:05 AM
1 votes:

ongbok: What the fark is wrong with her face? Is she wearing some sort of mask to hide he identity?


He identity is right.
2013-03-26 12:36:09 AM
1 votes:
I don't know what to laugh at first, those ridiculous tits or that ridiculous face.
2013-03-26 12:36:00 AM
1 votes:

rkiller1: Thank gawd she's hiding her teeth.


Yeah. Under the couch.
2013-03-26 12:35:46 AM
1 votes:
i703.photobucket.com
2013-03-26 12:33:55 AM
1 votes:
This is what we call a lo-res fox.

She was cute when she had real boobs and was out of focus.
2013-03-26 12:32:25 AM
1 votes:
She obviously suffers from that weird reverse body dysmorphia where instead of believing a tiny flaw makes her ugly, she believes grotesquely exaggerated features/makeup/ornamentation make her so smoking hot everyone wants her or is jealous. Like tanning mom or guidos or Tammy Faye Baker.

If someone looks in the mirror and sees Sophia Vergara when the rest of the world sees Divine, there's major cognitive dysfunction. Maybe neurologists can scan their brains to see what the hell is wrong.
2013-03-26 12:31:43 AM
1 votes:
Smoking hot? Perhaps from the headfire that caused that damage.
2013-03-26 12:31:18 AM
1 votes:

Snarfangel: Gunderson: I'd fund an amputation done at the neck.

What on earth would you do with a head?


Set it on a stake at the Hell House entrance to Hell?
2013-03-26 12:27:23 AM
1 votes:
Thank gawd she's hiding her teeth.
2013-03-26 12:24:14 AM
1 votes:
Why do I click on these links when I know what's about to happen......
2013-03-26 12:23:40 AM
1 votes:
OHMYGODMYEYES!
And how is it that her face is swollen when it's her boobs that got worked on?
2013-03-26 12:20:21 AM
1 votes:
www.joblo.com
2013-03-26 12:19:49 AM
1 votes:
How much are brown paper bags over there?
2013-03-26 12:17:23 AM
1 votes:
My brain wants to look at the boobies, but my eyes can not disengage from those eyebrows.
2013-03-26 12:17:20 AM
1 votes:
You guys are mean! She is not that bad. For example, her hair looks...nice.
2013-03-26 12:13:11 AM
1 votes:
Jesus Christ, shes got hamhocks for hands
2013-03-26 12:12:58 AM
1 votes:
What's wrong with your faaaaaaaace?
2013-03-26 12:11:36 AM
1 votes:
That's a smoking hot catcher's mitt you got there.

Oh wait, that's a person's face? Yikes.
2013-03-25 11:10:16 PM
1 votes:
www.selleys.com.au
2013-03-25 10:46:23 PM
1 votes:
Yet another example of how Neandertals may have mated with humans. And in this case, I'm not sure which species should have ended up being dominant.
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-03-25 10:27:28 PM
1 votes:
Thanks, Cameroncare.
2013-03-25 10:15:48 PM
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: DarkLancelot: Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.

Her face is interesting, though I wonder if some of that isn't just a result of her makeup seemingly having been applied with a spade.


"I have, of course, never seen a spade."
 
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