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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 22-year-old, emotionally distressed from being flat-chested, gets new 36DD £4,800 taxpayer funded breasts: "My new boobs have changed my life" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 101
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2013-03-25 09:58:52 PM
12 votes:
*shudder*

do not want
2013-03-25 10:10:14 PM
10 votes:
Apparently "smoking hot" now means "face like a baboon".
2013-03-26 01:15:49 AM
9 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-03-26 02:44:24 AM
5 votes:
www.floridageekscene.com
2013-03-25 10:25:39 PM
5 votes:
With a little effort, it might make a passsible tranny.
2013-03-25 10:09:43 PM
5 votes:
Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.
2013-03-26 01:42:09 AM
4 votes:
Five minutes of weak photoshop skills later to fix the idiotic hair, eybrows, and makeup...

i.imgur.com

I'm sure someone else can do better.
2013-03-26 12:55:58 AM
4 votes:
ts4.mm.bing.net

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ts3.mm.bing.net

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img.thesun.co.uk
2013-03-26 12:33:55 AM
4 votes:
Used to be fairly attractive, is now a monster. I cry every time a smaller chested girl gets implants, or any time anyone gets faked up. 8-(  *sad panda*
2013-03-26 12:17:32 AM
4 votes:
www.aerospaceweb.org
2013-03-26 12:13:57 AM
4 votes:
www.babble.com
2013-03-26 12:07:49 AM
4 votes:
0-media-cdn.foolz.us
2013-03-25 11:52:40 PM
4 votes:
Well, they do direct attention away from her face...which is good
2013-03-25 10:59:47 PM
4 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2013-03-25 10:26:26 PM
4 votes:
There is no part of this story that is not fake.
2013-03-25 10:14:18 PM
4 votes:
Some working Brit, not taking bennies, helped pay for that.
2013-03-25 10:10:08 PM
4 votes:
Eyebrows..... can't stop starring at the eyebrows.....
pc
2013-03-26 07:02:28 AM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-26 02:33:10 AM
3 votes:
img.foodnetwork.com  theconfidenceguyonline.com
2013-03-26 01:02:54 AM
3 votes:
www.capablesoftware.com.au
2013-03-26 12:55:42 AM
3 votes:
Please, for the love of all that is good and pure in this land, do not get breast enhancement surgery.

//Ambivalent on reduction surgery, but I've heard a lot of stories from women that love their lives after the reduction in pain that went along with the reduction in breast size
2013-03-26 12:47:04 AM
3 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2013-03-26 12:32:25 AM
3 votes:
She obviously suffers from that weird reverse body dysmorphia where instead of believing a tiny flaw makes her ugly, she believes grotesquely exaggerated features/makeup/ornamentation make her so smoking hot everyone wants her or is jealous. Like tanning mom or guidos or Tammy Faye Baker.

If someone looks in the mirror and sees Sophia Vergara when the rest of the world sees Divine, there's major cognitive dysfunction. Maybe neurologists can scan their brains to see what the hell is wrong.
2013-03-26 12:16:30 AM
3 votes:
Butterface

/she looked better in the before fuzzy pic
2013-03-25 10:13:35 PM
3 votes:

DarkLancelot: Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.


Her face is interesting, though I wonder if some of that isn't just a result of her makeup seemingly having been applied with a spade.
2013-03-26 11:01:12 AM
2 votes:
2013-03-26 08:21:38 AM
2 votes:

base935: I like her better without the Sharpie.

[i.imgur.com image 620x870]


I like her better with a different face.

i45.tinypic.com

Hours of PS skills put to use here.
2013-03-26 08:06:03 AM
2 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2013-03-26 03:07:22 AM
2 votes:

RatMaster999: [www.webstaurantstore.com image 500x500]


www.webstaurantstore.com www.webstaurantstore.com www.webstaurantstore.com

One for her, one for you, and one for the dog.
2013-03-26 02:26:24 AM
2 votes:

Tenatra: Babbs: Who are all these farkers who are SO against National Health Care? I mean for god sakes, wouldn't it be great to have these procedures done and not have to worry about going bankrupt?

I'm against it but I'm also a smoker

/On the other hand I'm also a veteran
//VA ftw.


Soooo you're a shameless hypocrite. Figures.
2013-03-26 02:16:06 AM
2 votes:

DarkLancelot: Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.



I sure as hell hope you meant Impediment, not Impetus.
2013-03-26 01:57:54 AM
2 votes:
Babbs:
Gotta love this farking country, right? Who are all these farkers who are SO against National Health Care? I mean for god sakes, wouldn't it be great to have these procedures done and not have to worry about going bankrupt? I just don't get it.

My coworkers, actually!

All 40+ year old polo-wearing republican "freedom loving" white guys who can't stop talking about politics no matter how much I beg.

I finally lost my cool last week when they were like "I don't understand why I have to pay for someone else's healthcare when this Obamacare shiat comes down, it's not fair to ME, this is MY money! He's ruining this country!" and I'm just sitting there, fuming, thinking about how thanks to that farking Obama, I got to spend that week with my incredibly sick girlfriend in the hospital, terrified for her (her liver and pancreas were shutting down, blocked ducts, hadn't eaten in a week etc), because he made it so partners had the same rights as real married couples.

I piped up and said "You think Obamacare sucks? What about my girlfriend? She got 118k in hospital debt on her 18th birthday because she had an emergency surgery on her cancerous ovaries removed, because insurance didn't cover 18 year olds back then, even if it's up to 25 now.  How the fark do you start your life with 118 grand in hospital bills and another 68k  three years later? How is she ever going to own a car or a house or go to college? What if that was your daughter?"

Funny how no one had a farking thing to say to my face about that, but I'm the one who's still pissed.
2013-03-26 01:01:29 AM
2 votes:
"...every babe that weeps at your approach; every woman who cries out, 'Dear God! What is that thing?' "
2013-03-26 12:55:21 AM
2 votes:

megarian: kiwimoogle84: 

I preach the truth. Funk Out knows what I'm talking about.

*fistbump*

If I had big boobs, I probably couldn't handle it as nicely as y'all.


It also helps to have a frame to support them. I can't really tell your body shape but you look lovely as is.
2013-03-26 12:48:45 AM
2 votes:

bud jones: 6 beers


sounds about right...

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-03-26 12:43:24 AM
2 votes:
6 beers
2013-03-26 12:25:53 AM
2 votes:

themasterdebater: Someone needs to stop her.  Like NOW.

She does not look anything remotely close to Katie Price.  Her fat ass and man hips are what she should of gotten surgery on first.She looked way hotter in that blurry blonde picture with the small tits... small tits are hot.I wonder if she's banging the doctor who prescribed this on the public dime.


themasterdebater  should of   themasterdebater  should ofthemasterdebater  should of  should of  should of     themasterdebater   should HAVE!!!
2013-03-26 12:17:22 AM
2 votes:
Subby, you are guilty of hate crimes against humanity.
2013-03-26 12:16:49 AM
2 votes:
I wouldn't let my dog hump her leg.
2013-03-26 12:14:29 AM
2 votes:
The first thing I thought of when I saw her picture was, "They should have spent the money on a nose job."

Could have hired a jackhammer and chipped away at it for a few hours.
2013-03-26 12:12:12 AM
2 votes:
Its nice to see Groucho Marx's granddaughter doing so well
2013-03-26 12:12:05 AM
2 votes:
hollywoodvideo.com
2013-03-25 11:55:27 PM
2 votes:

Arthur Jumbles: Eyebrows..... can't stop starring at the eyebrows.....


She skipped right over the Sharpie phase and went straight to the Marks-A-Lot

quill.scene7.com
2013-03-25 11:54:22 PM
2 votes:
She looks like the Down Syndrome lovechild of Snooki and a caveman
2013-03-25 10:05:05 PM
2 votes:
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2013-03-26 11:48:17 AM
1 votes:
Gross.

Plastic tits are advertisements for mental illness and narcissism.


/Except for cancer chicks. I get it for them.
2013-03-26 08:21:31 AM
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i48.tinypic.com image 620x870]


img24.imageshack.us

Had to add to it. Well done Abe.
pc
2013-03-26 07:26:28 AM
1 votes:
It's only me, but the before pics are way better? Natural belly and boobage always turn me on.

And 22??? Looks more like mid 30's


img.thesun.co.uk
2013-03-26 06:31:20 AM
1 votes:
British hot.
2013-03-26 05:31:33 AM
1 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-03-26 05:27:41 AM
1 votes:
Well since those boobs are technically public property since they were paid for with tax dollars, everyone who pays into the system should be entitled to a curiosity grope.
2013-03-26 03:49:03 AM
1 votes:
this is what happens when you don't squash the dreams of children at a young age. they think they can be anything they want.

nope
2013-03-26 03:43:23 AM
1 votes:
Smoking hot 22-year-old

*clicks link*

i220.photobucket.com
2013-03-26 03:21:22 AM
1 votes:
I know we shouldn't judge people by appearance, I'm hardly a babe but dear, sweet goddess of mercy. If you're going into modeling where appearance does matter you should be realistic about your looks. Seriously it was like looking into a clown, poor girl doesn't know how to dress herself or paint herself. It's like you are dealt so many cards but if you have the means don't make yourself look worse, y'know?

/shudder
2013-03-26 03:04:39 AM
1 votes:

Phineas: Its nice to see Groucho Marx's granddaughter doing so well

i111.photobucket.com

i111.photobucket.com
2013-03-26 02:59:49 AM
1 votes:
www.halloweenforum.com
2013-03-26 02:12:44 AM
1 votes:
The money would have been better spent on a therapist.
2013-03-26 02:05:00 AM
1 votes:
Fell In Love With a Chair:

Funny how no one had a farking thing to say to my face about that, but I'm the one who's still pissed.

You should have ended with "You are bad selfish people and you should feel bad. I will feel anger every time I remember this day. You disgust me, you heartless soulless vermin." Then angrily stick your saber back in the scabbard and march off, jump onto a steed, and gallop off.

Exits used to be so much more dramatic.
2013-03-26 01:31:49 AM
1 votes:

ongbok: illannoyin: She's what is known as "British hot".

I don't even think the British think that she is hot. That is why she got those monster titties to distract men from her face.


She should have gone big enough to cover her face.
2013-03-26 01:26:07 AM
1 votes:

Dahnkster: [squathole.files.wordpress.com image 280x421]

clown tits?


1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-26 01:24:05 AM
1 votes:
Come on. That's Tim Heidecker in drag and we've all been spooked.
images.sodahead.com
2013-03-26 01:19:35 AM
1 votes:
squathole.files.wordpress.com

clown tits?
2013-03-26 01:11:03 AM
1 votes:

frostus: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not


After dating A and B cup women my entire life, I married a DD (that is NOT why I married her).  She was an RN and had constant back pain from standing, bending, and walking so much.  My poor step daughter hit DD's at age 11.  It was a living hell for her.

/happily divorced
//back to dating A's and B's
2013-03-26 01:08:40 AM
1 votes:

megarian: Gaius: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

For the love of God don't do it.  Natural is the only way to go.

But how else will I gage my self worth?! By NOT having cosmetic surgery?!? Pffffft yeah right! #swag #yolo


By going on a feminist rampage, pitching a tent with the occupy movement, burning your bra, protesting for equal rights and wages, and then still expecting the men to pay for all the meals and open your doors?

I KNOW women like that.
2013-03-26 01:05:15 AM
1 votes:
biatch should have been less concerned about missing Mardi Gras and more concerned with her dying grandfather.
2013-03-26 01:00:49 AM
1 votes:

megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.


For the love of God don't do it.  Natural is the only way to go.
2013-03-26 12:57:00 AM
1 votes:
www.webstaurantstore.com
2013-03-26 12:55:41 AM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: I'd penis it.  I wouldn't talk about it but hey.  Doesn't matter had sex.


You came in THAT? You're braver than I thought.
2013-03-26 12:55:19 AM
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.

You're expecting bionic boobs?


You may say I'm a dreamer...

I want them to come with air conditioning, a bottle opener, GPS, iPhone dock, speakers, and a cigarette lighter (ya know...for guests).
2013-03-26 12:51:10 AM
1 votes:
The government should have gotten her a psychiatrist instead.
2013-03-26 12:48:47 AM
1 votes:
What the fark is wrong with her farking face?
2013-03-26 12:47:03 AM
1 votes:

megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.


Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.
2013-03-26 12:46:36 AM
1 votes:
I want real boobs! REAL BOOBS

not this plastic monstrosity

It hurts me when women attach their self-esteem to their breast size

bie?
eip
2013-03-26 12:45:06 AM
1 votes:

megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal


Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.
2013-03-26 12:43:22 AM
1 votes:
She seems to have done well for herself, despite her debilitating handicap:

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-26 12:42:20 AM
1 votes:
Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.
2013-03-26 12:40:02 AM
1 votes:
i1211.photobucket.com

This is all I can think of, with the cheeks, eyebrows, etc.
2013-03-26 12:37:58 AM
1 votes:

FunkOut: She obviously suffers from that weird reverse body dysmorphia where instead of believing a tiny flaw makes her ugly, she believes grotesquely exaggerated features/makeup/ornamentation make her so smoking hot everyone wants her or is jealous. Like tanning mom or guidos or Tammy Faye Baker.

If someone looks in the mirror and sees Sophia Vergara when the rest of the world sees Divine, there's major cognitive dysfunction. Maybe neurologists can scan their brains to see what the hell is wrong.



Great, now I can't get the image of SharpieChav walking her poodle and eating its poop.
2013-03-26 12:36:09 AM
1 votes:
I don't know what to laugh at first, those ridiculous tits or that ridiculous face.
2013-03-26 12:35:48 AM
1 votes:
My guess is she started out looking just fine, like an average person. Then she dumped a bucket of crazy all over herself. Maybe two.
2013-03-26 12:35:46 AM
1 votes:
i703.photobucket.com
2013-03-26 12:33:55 AM
1 votes:
This is what we call a lo-res fox.

She was cute when she had real boobs and was out of focus.
2013-03-26 12:29:26 AM
1 votes:
Should have spent it on her face.
2013-03-26 12:29:08 AM
1 votes:
Makeup. You're doing it wrong.
2013-03-26 12:28:14 AM
1 votes:
Wait, there are still people who don't know that The Sun is only slightly more reliable a news source than the Weekly World News?
2013-03-26 12:27:23 AM
1 votes:
Thank gawd she's hiding her teeth.
2013-03-26 12:26:20 AM
1 votes:

Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, shes got hamhocks for hands


media.tumblr.com

Those are man hands, baby!
2013-03-26 12:25:19 AM
1 votes:
I wonder if she swallows
2013-03-26 12:19:48 AM
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: DarkLancelot: Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.

Her face is interesting, though I wonder if some of that isn't just a result of her makeup seemingly having been applied with a spade.


She's trying to do the Paris Hilton smirk. Not well, of course, but she's trying very hard,.
2013-03-26 12:19:00 AM
1 votes:
Ugly girl with no tits becomes ugly girl with gross tits.

Congrats, Britain.
2013-03-26 12:17:20 AM
1 votes:
You guys are mean! She is not that bad. For example, her hair looks...nice.
2013-03-26 12:15:33 AM
1 votes:
Someone needs to stop her.  Like NOW.

She does not look anything remotely close to Katie Price.  Her fat ass and man hips are what she should of gotten surgery on first.She looked way hotter in that blurry blonde picture with the small tits... small tits are hot.I wonder if she's banging the doctor who prescribed this on the public dime.
2013-03-26 12:11:36 AM
1 votes:
That's a smoking hot catcher's mitt you got there.

Oh wait, that's a person's face? Yikes.
2013-03-26 12:11:23 AM
1 votes:
Her eyebrows remind me of my shoes.
speckmedia.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-26 12:00:53 AM
1 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk

www.reelgoddess.com
2013-03-25 11:57:36 PM
1 votes:
www.ee0r.com
2013-03-25 11:10:14 PM
1 votes:
I'll bet they chav, honey
2013-03-25 10:46:23 PM
1 votes:
Yet another example of how Neandertals may have mated with humans. And in this case, I'm not sure which species should have ended up being dominant.
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-03-25 10:27:28 PM
1 votes:
Thanks, Cameroncare.
2013-03-25 10:19:20 PM
1 votes:
www.metamute.org
2013-03-25 10:15:48 PM
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: DarkLancelot: Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.

Her face is interesting, though I wonder if some of that isn't just a result of her makeup seemingly having been applied with a spade.


"I have, of course, never seen a spade."
 
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