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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 22-year-old, emotionally distressed from being flat-chested, gets new 36DD £4,800 taxpayer funded breasts: "My new boobs have changed my life" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 457
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2013-03-25 09:58:52 PM
*shudder*

do not want
 
2013-03-25 10:05:05 PM
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
2013-03-25 10:09:43 PM
Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.
 
2013-03-25 10:10:08 PM
Eyebrows..... can't stop starring at the eyebrows.....
 
2013-03-25 10:10:14 PM
Apparently "smoking hot" now means "face like a baboon".
 
2013-03-25 10:13:35 PM

DarkLancelot: Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.


Her face is interesting, though I wonder if some of that isn't just a result of her makeup seemingly having been applied with a spade.
 
2013-03-25 10:14:18 PM
Some working Brit, not taking bennies, helped pay for that.
 
2013-03-25 10:15:48 PM

TuteTibiImperes: DarkLancelot: Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.

Her face is interesting, though I wonder if some of that isn't just a result of her makeup seemingly having been applied with a spade.


"I have, of course, never seen a spade."
 
2013-03-25 10:17:46 PM

Arthur Jumbles: Eyebrows..... can't stop starring at the eyebrows.....


They appear to be inlayed ebony.
 
2013-03-25 10:19:20 PM
www.metamute.org
 
2013-03-25 10:25:39 PM
With a little effort, it might make a passsible tranny.
 
2013-03-25 10:26:26 PM
There is no part of this story that is not fake.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-03-25 10:27:28 PM
Thanks, Cameroncare.
 
2013-03-25 10:37:24 PM
Yeesh.
No.
 
2013-03-25 10:39:55 PM

TuteTibiImperes: DarkLancelot: Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.

Her face is interesting, though I wonder if some of that isn't just a result of her makeup seemingly having been applied with a spade.

Trowel.

/Needs more Bog.
 
2013-03-25 10:43:10 PM

SJKebab: TuteTibiImperes: DarkLancelot: Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.

Her face is interesting, though I wonder if some of that isn't just a result of her makeup seemingly having been applied with a spade. Trowel.

/Needs more Bog.


Thank you, that's the word I was looking for (trowel).
 
2013-03-25 10:46:23 PM
Yet another example of how Neandertals may have mated with humans. And in this case, I'm not sure which species should have ended up being dominant.
 
2013-03-25 10:50:44 PM

TuteTibiImperes: SJKebab: TuteTibiImperes: DarkLancelot: Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.

Her face is interesting, though I wonder if some of that isn't just a result of her makeup seemingly having been applied with a spade. Trowel.

/Needs more Bog.

Thank you, that's the word I was looking for (trowel).


I'd say airbrush or maybe splattergun.
 
2013-03-25 10:59:47 PM
pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-03-25 11:10:14 PM
I'll bet they chav, honey
 
2013-03-25 11:10:16 PM
www.selleys.com.au
 
2013-03-25 11:37:39 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-25 11:44:10 PM

DarkLancelot: Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.


Skanger perhaps is the word.

She puts her cosmetics on with a bricklayer's trowel.
 
2013-03-25 11:52:40 PM
Well, they do direct attention away from her face...which is good
 
2013-03-25 11:54:22 PM
She looks like the Down Syndrome lovechild of Snooki and a caveman
 
2013-03-25 11:55:27 PM

Arthur Jumbles: Eyebrows..... can't stop starring at the eyebrows.....


She skipped right over the Sharpie phase and went straight to the Marks-A-Lot

quill.scene7.com
 
2013-03-25 11:57:36 PM
www.ee0r.com
 
2013-03-26 12:00:53 AM
img.thesun.co.uk

www.reelgoddess.com
 
2013-03-26 12:03:30 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Well, they do direct attention away from her face...which is good


Damnit I came here to say that.
 
2013-03-26 12:07:49 AM
0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-03-26 12:11:23 AM
Her eyebrows remind me of my shoes.
speckmedia.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-26 12:11:36 AM
That's a smoking hot catcher's mitt you got there.

Oh wait, that's a person's face? Yikes.
 
2013-03-26 12:12:05 AM
hollywoodvideo.com
 
2013-03-26 12:12:12 AM
Its nice to see Groucho Marx's granddaughter doing so well
 
2013-03-26 12:12:28 AM
Great...another Kardashian wannabe. Are these taxpayers also funding the endless crates of markers, or is there an investment in Sanford paying dividends?
 
2013-03-26 12:12:58 AM
What's wrong with your faaaaaaaace?
 
2013-03-26 12:13:11 AM
Jesus Christ, shes got hamhocks for hands
 
2013-03-26 12:13:39 AM

GAT_00: There is no part of this story that is not fake.


What about "the"?
 
2013-03-26 12:13:47 AM
yikes
 
2013-03-26 12:13:57 AM
www.babble.com
 
2013-03-26 12:14:20 AM
How about an eyebrow transplant? and a more natural shade of lipstick
 
2013-03-26 12:14:29 AM
The first thing I thought of when I saw her picture was, "They should have spent the money on a nose job."

Could have hired a jackhammer and chipped away at it for a few hours.
 
2013-03-26 12:15:33 AM
Someone needs to stop her.  Like NOW.

She does not look anything remotely close to Katie Price.  Her fat ass and man hips are what she should of gotten surgery on first.She looked way hotter in that blurry blonde picture with the small tits... small tits are hot.I wonder if she's banging the doctor who prescribed this on the public dime.
 
2013-03-26 12:16:22 AM
I should have known better
 
2013-03-26 12:16:28 AM
Hey now. This is just an anomalous blip in the grand scheme of universal healthcare.

Let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater.
 
2013-03-26 12:16:30 AM
Butterface

/she looked better in the before fuzzy pic
 
2013-03-26 12:16:49 AM
I wouldn't let my dog hump her leg.
 
2013-03-26 12:17:20 AM
You guys are mean! She is not that bad. For example, her hair looks...nice.
 
2013-03-26 12:17:22 AM
Subby, you are guilty of hate crimes against humanity.
 
2013-03-26 12:17:23 AM
My brain wants to look at the boobies, but my eyes can not disengage from those eyebrows.
 
2013-03-26 12:17:32 AM
www.aerospaceweb.org
 
2013-03-26 12:18:03 AM
I'd fund an amputation done at the neck.
 
2013-03-26 12:18:39 AM

bingethinker: Apparently "smoking hot" now means "face like a baboon".


//this
 
2013-03-26 12:19:00 AM
Ugly girl with no tits becomes ugly girl with gross tits.

Congrats, Britain.
 
2013-03-26 12:19:01 AM

Heathen: I should have known better


You should have warned ME!!!!!!
 
2013-03-26 12:19:05 AM

Gunderson: I'd fund an amputation done at the neck.


What on earth would you do with a head?
 
2013-03-26 12:19:09 AM
Sweet holy fark.  I think my dick retracted.
 
2013-03-26 12:19:17 AM

Snarfangel: You guys are mean! She is not that bad. For example, her hair looks...nice.


Her hair is a fine innovation from 3M.
 
2013-03-26 12:19:35 AM

TheDumbBlonde: Some working Brit, not taking bennies, helped pay for that.


I didn't realize drug addition was that rampant in England.
 
2013-03-26 12:19:48 AM

TuteTibiImperes: DarkLancelot: Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.

Her face is interesting, though I wonder if some of that isn't just a result of her makeup seemingly having been applied with a spade.


She's trying to do the Paris Hilton smirk. Not well, of course, but she's trying very hard,.
 
2013-03-26 12:19:49 AM
How much are brown paper bags over there?
 
2013-03-26 12:20:07 AM
Not even with Andy Dick's dick.
 
2013-03-26 12:20:21 AM
www.joblo.com
 
2013-03-26 12:20:33 AM

bdub77: Lionel Mandrake: Well, they do direct attention away from her face...which is good

Damnit I came here to say that.


Dammit. Me too.
 
2013-03-26 12:21:52 AM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-26 12:21:55 AM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 12:22:31 AM

jtown: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 320x240]


great minds.....
 
2013-03-26 12:22:42 AM
Thats a man baby
 
2013-03-26 12:23:07 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Well, they do direct attention away from her face...which is good


"Hey buddy... my eyes are up here."

Yeah.... I know, but unfortunately so is your face.
 
2013-03-26 12:23:40 AM
OHMYGODMYEYES!
And how is it that her face is swollen when it's her boobs that got worked on?
 
2013-03-26 12:23:55 AM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 245x184]


Three seconds away from a simulpost for the ages..... too bad
 
2013-03-26 12:24:14 AM
Why do I click on these links when I know what's about to happen......
 
2013-03-26 12:24:42 AM
lh3.googleusercontent.com

They have Sharpies in the UK? I did not know that.
 
2013-03-26 12:25:19 AM
I wonder if she swallows
 
2013-03-26 12:25:38 AM

jaytkay: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 272x272]

They have Sharpies in the UK? I did not know that.


They're called WhosaWatsits in the UK.
 
2013-03-26 12:25:38 AM
Look like that girl's face needs some op.  Talk about busted.
 
2013-03-26 12:25:49 AM

Digitalstrange: How about an eyebrow transplant? and a more natural shade of lipstick


That is a color that usually only exists as a coating on those miniature chocolate Easter eggs.
 
2013-03-26 12:25:53 AM

themasterdebater: Someone needs to stop her.  Like NOW.

She does not look anything remotely close to Katie Price.  Her fat ass and man hips are what she should of gotten surgery on first.She looked way hotter in that blurry blonde picture with the small tits... small tits are hot.I wonder if she's banging the doctor who prescribed this on the public dime.


themasterdebater  should of   themasterdebater  should ofthemasterdebater  should of  should of  should of     themasterdebater   should HAVE!!!
 
2013-03-26 12:26:03 AM

rkiller1: [www.babble.com image 284x284]


My thoughts as well...
 
2013-03-26 12:26:10 AM

doyner: Why do I click on these links when I know what's about to happen......


Perhaps a photo illustration is in order:
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-26 12:26:19 AM
Oh, hell naw!
 
2013-03-26 12:26:20 AM

Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, shes got hamhocks for hands


media.tumblr.com

Those are man hands, baby!
 
2013-03-26 12:26:43 AM
I like the before better.
 
2013-03-26 12:27:03 AM
Oh noes!! Someone is abusing G'ubment handouts. There's some breaking news.
 
2013-03-26 12:27:07 AM

doyner: Why do I click on these links when I know what's about to happen......


Rubberneckers on the freeway kind of thing. it's like pop that zit dot com. Once I find my way there, I just cant stop.
 
2013-03-26 12:27:23 AM
Thank gawd she's hiding her teeth.
 
2013-03-26 12:28:14 AM
Wait, there are still people who don't know that The Sun is only slightly more reliable a news source than the Weekly World News?
 
2013-03-26 12:28:17 AM
oompa loompa on the loose
big breasted, nothing less
this Sun does not shine
 
2013-03-26 12:28:27 AM

minoridiot: With a little effort, it might make a passsible tranny.


I've seen trany's I'd jump in a second.

That... Gah.

And if she wants to be a model, time to invest in some tattoo removal.
/shudder
 
2013-03-26 12:28:44 AM

rkiller1: Thank gawd she's hiding her teeth.


You Americans, always judging Brits by their teeth.
 
2013-03-26 12:28:54 AM
I'm actually shocked that none of pictures had duckface.
 
2013-03-26 12:29:08 AM
Makeup. You're doing it wrong.
 
2013-03-26 12:29:11 AM

Phineas: Its nice to see Groucho Marx's granddaughter doing so well


Greatest Fark post ever.

/salute
 
2013-03-26 12:29:26 AM
Should have spent it on her face.
 
2013-03-26 12:30:00 AM
All that money and they couldn't buy her a nice face. Sad, really.
 
2013-03-26 12:30:32 AM
uh.... I'm pretty sure thats mos def
 
2013-03-26 12:30:41 AM
academic.depauw.edu
 
2013-03-26 12:31:18 AM

Snarfangel: Gunderson: I'd fund an amputation done at the neck.

What on earth would you do with a head?


Set it on a stake at the Hell House entrance to Hell?
 
2013-03-26 12:31:20 AM

que.guero: [academic.depauw.edu image 850x478]


Meh.  Basic pleasure model.
 
2013-03-26 12:31:43 AM
Smoking hot? Perhaps from the headfire that caused that damage.
 
2013-03-26 12:32:02 AM
Looks like a ventriloquists dummy to me, gad that face.
 
2013-03-26 12:32:25 AM
She obviously suffers from that weird reverse body dysmorphia where instead of believing a tiny flaw makes her ugly, she believes grotesquely exaggerated features/makeup/ornamentation make her so smoking hot everyone wants her or is jealous. Like tanning mom or guidos or Tammy Faye Baker.

If someone looks in the mirror and sees Sophia Vergara when the rest of the world sees Divine, there's major cognitive dysfunction. Maybe neurologists can scan their brains to see what the hell is wrong.
 
2013-03-26 12:33:55 AM
Used to be fairly attractive, is now a monster. I cry every time a smaller chested girl gets implants, or any time anyone gets faked up. 8-(  *sad panda*
 
2013-03-26 12:33:55 AM
This is what we call a lo-res fox.

She was cute when she had real boobs and was out of focus.
 
2013-03-26 12:34:40 AM
What the fark is wrong with her face? Is she wearing some sort of mask to hide he identity?
 
2013-03-26 12:34:54 AM

panfried: themasterdebater: Someone needs to stop her.  Like NOW.

She does not look anything remotely close to Katie Price.  Her fat ass and man hips are what she should of gotten surgery on first.She looked way hotter in that blurry blonde picture with the small tits... small tits are hot.I wonder if she's banging the doctor who prescribed this on the public dime.

themasterdebater  should of   themasterdebater  should ofthemasterdebater  should of  should of  should of     themasterdebater   should HAVE!!!


You need a cigarette after that.
 
2013-03-26 12:35:05 AM

DarkLancelot: Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.


This.

Her face is possibly attractive, but you can't tell for all the bad make-up and Sharpie brows.
 
2013-03-26 12:35:19 AM
Dammit, you hear me? GIVE MY CREATION [a] LIIIIFE!
 
2013-03-26 12:35:43 AM

kvinesknows: gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a aaaaaaaaaaa
 
2013-03-26 12:35:46 AM
i703.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 12:35:48 AM
My guess is she started out looking just fine, like an average person. Then she dumped a bucket of crazy all over herself. Maybe two.
 
2013-03-26 12:36:00 AM

rkiller1: Thank gawd she's hiding her teeth.


Yeah. Under the couch.
 
2013-03-26 12:36:09 AM
What....what the fark happened to her head?
 
2013-03-26 12:36:09 AM
I don't know what to laugh at first, those ridiculous tits or that ridiculous face.
 
2013-03-26 12:36:38 AM
I like her better without the Sharpie.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-26 12:37:21 AM

Phineas: Its nice to see Groucho Marx's granddaughter doing so well


Came for pics of Groucho Marx, leaving only slightly dissatisfied.
 
2013-03-26 12:37:23 AM

Ima4nic8or: I like the before better.


Yeah, same here. She had a tight and proportional athletes body.

The lips displease me.
 
2013-03-26 12:37:58 AM

FunkOut: She obviously suffers from that weird reverse body dysmorphia where instead of believing a tiny flaw makes her ugly, she believes grotesquely exaggerated features/makeup/ornamentation make her so smoking hot everyone wants her or is jealous. Like tanning mom or guidos or Tammy Faye Baker.

If someone looks in the mirror and sees Sophia Vergara when the rest of the world sees Divine, there's major cognitive dysfunction. Maybe neurologists can scan their brains to see what the hell is wrong.



Great, now I can't get the image of SharpieChav walking her poodle and eating its poop.
 
2013-03-26 12:38:27 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-26 12:38:49 AM
bingethinker: Apparently "smoking hot" now means "face like a baboon".

but what about her genitals? Are they like a baboon's? I must know, for science.
 
2013-03-26 12:38:56 AM

Snarfangel: Gunderson: I'd fund an amputation done at the neck.

What on earth would you do with a head?


Neck hole, man. Neck hole.

/i am ashamed.
 
2013-03-26 12:39:05 AM

ongbok: What the fark is wrong with her face? Is she wearing some sort of mask to hide he identity?


He identity is right.
 
2013-03-26 12:39:36 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0544894/

Thinking of the "Yob".
 
2013-03-26 12:40:02 AM
i1211.photobucket.com

This is all I can think of, with the cheeks, eyebrows, etc.
 
2013-03-26 12:40:11 AM
easybuylk.com

I remember at college there was this girl walking around campus who in retrospect looked like a guidette Amy Winehouse. Seriously, dyeing your hair black, drawing on black eyebrows, and caking on bronze makeup doesn't make you look like a sexy Latino or Mediterranean woman. It makes you look like you broke open both the black and brown shoe polish.
 
2013-03-26 12:42:20 AM
Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.
 
2013-03-26 12:42:30 AM

base935: I like her better without the Sharpie.


As long as you're making corrections, what would be look like with a more appropriate lipstick color?

Pink doesn't do her well. She must have forgotten that she died her hair darker.
 
2013-03-26 12:43:02 AM
So taxpayers have funded giving an oompa loompa a boob job?  Worst.  Return on investment.  Ever.
 
2013-03-26 12:43:22 AM
She seems to have done well for herself, despite her debilitating handicap:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-26 12:43:24 AM
6 beers
 
2013-03-26 12:44:10 AM

bud jones: 6 beers


*snerk*
 
2013-03-26 12:45:06 AM

megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal


Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.
 
2013-03-26 12:45:07 AM

jaytkay: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 272x272]

They have Sharpies Mexicans in the UK? I did not know that.


FTFY.

Sorry, but that was too easy.

-Grim
 
2013-03-26 12:45:27 AM

base935: I like her better without the Sharpie.


Oh sweet merciful Heaven!

Clone an army of those(she's probably genetically part clown from It, Snooki and the insurance neanderthal) and threaten to unleash them upon all clubs, malls, churches, yard sales, anywhere really, and you could be ruler of the world.

But who would want that world.
 
2013-03-26 12:46:03 AM
Maybe she's a blue blood?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-26 12:46:36 AM
I want real boobs! REAL BOOBS

not this plastic monstrosity

It hurts me when women attach their self-esteem to their breast size

bie?
eip
 
2013-03-26 12:47:02 AM
fultontest.files.wordpress.com
closely related
 
2013-03-26 12:47:03 AM

megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.


Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.
 
2013-03-26 12:47:04 AM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-26 12:47:09 AM
sfcitizen.com
 
2013-03-26 12:47:44 AM

kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.


Forgetting you have company over and pulling the normal "run to get the phone, hold boobs in hands to stop painful bounce" move is always fun.
 
2013-03-26 12:48:00 AM
img.thesun.co.uk
www.wallpapermay.com
 
2013-03-26 12:48:25 AM

kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.


Your profile's web counter just asploded.
 
2013-03-26 12:48:45 AM

bud jones: 6 beers


sounds about right...

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-26 12:48:47 AM
What the fark is wrong with her farking face?
 
2013-03-26 12:48:53 AM

kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.


Holy crap.
 
2013-03-26 12:49:13 AM

megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.


I never knew that could be a side effect but apparently it is. Science is weird!
 
2013-03-26 12:49:46 AM
skank

better before

but i'm not judging
 
2013-03-26 12:49:54 AM

megarian: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Holy crap.


I preach the truth. Funk Out knows what I'm talking about.
 
2013-03-26 12:50:10 AM

Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.


It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.
 
2013-03-26 12:50:10 AM

doyner: [i47.tinypic.com image 621x870]


Easier on the eyes.
 
2013-03-26 12:50:49 AM

FunkOut: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Forgetting you have company over and pulling the normal "run to get the phone, hold boobs in hands to stop painful bounce" move is always fun.


I really should call more often.
 
2013-03-26 12:51:10 AM
The government should have gotten her a psychiatrist instead.
 
2013-03-26 12:51:17 AM

kvinesknows: gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Indeed.

It's a shame they couldn't have just taken her down to the local department store makeup department for a quick refresher on basic makeup techniques... or confiscated the industrial spray paint machine she was using before, and maybe gotten her some hair plugs to treat her Jersey Pattern Eyebrow Baldness.
 
2013-03-26 12:52:16 AM

Danger Avoid Death: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Your profile's web counter just asploded


*shrug* there aren't any good pictures in there, sorry to say, Fark.  Flickr decided to break their HTML links.
 
2013-03-26 12:52:21 AM
This is why we invented napalm.

/agent orange
 
2013-03-26 12:52:27 AM
I'd penis it.  I wouldn't talk about it but hey.  Doesn't matter had sex.
 
2013-03-26 12:52:27 AM

kiwimoogle84: megarian: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Holy crap.

I preach the truth. Funk Out knows what I'm talking about.


*fistbump*

If I had big boobs, I probably couldn't handle it as nicely as y'all.
 
2013-03-26 12:52:37 AM

megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.


You're expecting bionic boobs?
 
2013-03-26 12:52:37 AM

rkiller1: Thank gawd she's hiding her teeth.


If you notice, her teeth don't get shown anywhere in the article and she's got one of those awkward, "I'm hiding my teeth" kind of smiles.  Also, she couldn't have been that distressed since she was attractive enough to have two children that she's willing to leave behind to persue her modeling career.
 
2013-03-26 12:53:12 AM

Omahawg: I want real boobs! REAL BOOBS

not this plastic monstrosity

It hurts me when women attach their self-esteem to their breast size

bie?
eip


The second pic wasn't actually bad.  Might be the grainy nature of the photo though
 
2013-03-26 12:53:35 AM

megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

I just really really like technology.


...huh?
 
2013-03-26 12:54:13 AM

kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.


Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not
 
2013-03-26 12:55:07 AM

Dougie AXP: hands


There's a Lana Kane joke in there somewhere, but it's late and I'm too tired to figure it out.

Truckasaurus Rex!

There we go.
 
2013-03-26 12:55:19 AM

Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.

You're expecting bionic boobs?


You may say I'm a dreamer...

I want them to come with air conditioning, a bottle opener, GPS, iPhone dock, speakers, and a cigarette lighter (ya know...for guests).
 
2013-03-26 12:55:21 AM

megarian: kiwimoogle84: 

I preach the truth. Funk Out knows what I'm talking about.

*fistbump*

If I had big boobs, I probably couldn't handle it as nicely as y'all.


It also helps to have a frame to support them. I can't really tell your body shape but you look lovely as is.
 
2013-03-26 12:55:34 AM

codemastaflex: rkiller1: Thank gawd she's hiding her teeth.

If you notice, her teeth don't get shown anywhere in the article and she's got one of those awkward, "I'm hiding my teeth" kind of smiles.  Also, she couldn't have been that distressed since she was attractive enough to have two children that she's willing to leave behind to persue her modeling career.


She left her two children behind, you say? More likely they both ran away screaming in terror.
 
2013-03-26 12:55:34 AM
1) In the before pic: even considering how tight her top is she is NOT an 'A' - more like a 'B/C' and she still wasn't happy.

2) She's got some body/emotional issues IMNSHO
 
2013-03-26 12:55:41 AM

Smeggy Smurf: I'd penis it.  I wouldn't talk about it but hey.  Doesn't matter had sex.


You came in THAT? You're braver than I thought.
 
2013-03-26 12:55:42 AM
Please, for the love of all that is good and pure in this land, do not get breast enhancement surgery.

//Ambivalent on reduction surgery, but I've heard a lot of stories from women that love their lives after the reduction in pain that went along with the reduction in breast size
 
2013-03-26 12:55:56 AM

RobertBruce: [pbs.twimg.com image 340x118]


this is the winner. next thread.
 
2013-03-26 12:55:58 AM
ts4.mm.bing.net

+

ts2.mm.bing.net

+

ts3.mm.bing.net

=

img.thesun.co.uk
 
2013-03-26 12:56:16 AM
The only way she'd be hot would be to set her on fire.
 
2013-03-26 12:56:45 AM

kiwimoogle84: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

I just really really like technology.

...huh?


She's getting them with wifi.
 
2013-03-26 12:57:00 AM
www.webstaurantstore.com
 
2013-03-26 12:57:17 AM
It's like Snooki and the kid from Mask had a son and it decided to become a drag queen.
 
2013-03-26 12:57:43 AM

megarian: Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.

You're expecting bionic boobs?

You may say I'm a dreamer...

I want them to come with air conditioning, a bottle opener, GPS, iPhone dock, speakers, and a cigarette lighter (ya know...for guests).


I think I love you.
 
2013-03-26 12:57:49 AM
"Lean In", girl!
 
2013-03-26 12:58:37 AM

megarian: Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.

You're expecting bionic boobs?

You may say I'm a dreamer...

I want them to come with air conditioning, a bottle opener, GPS, iPhone dock, speakers, and a cigarette lighter (ya know...for guests).


Now THAT is a great idea. I'd spring for a set of those.

One time I saw a bra that had a bottle opener between the cups. I would have bought one in a heartbeat but they only had up to 34C. I shook my giant Greek fist at the rack of them.

/pun intended
 
2013-03-26 12:58:39 AM

Oldiron_79: Smeggy Smurf: I'd penis it.  I wouldn't talk about it but hey.  Doesn't matter had sex.

You came in THAT? You're braver than I thought.


I thought it smelled bad on the outside
 
2013-03-26 12:59:08 AM
So she found a sharpie.
 
2013-03-26 01:00:44 AM
megarian:
It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.

Might I suggest something in, I don't know, black lace maybe, with a lot of, um, support?
 
2013-03-26 01:00:45 AM

Bucky Katt: The only way she'd be hot would be to set her on

kill her with fire.

FTFY
 
2013-03-26 01:00:49 AM

megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.


For the love of God don't do it.  Natural is the only way to go.
 
2013-03-26 01:01:29 AM
"...every babe that weeps at your approach; every woman who cries out, 'Dear God! What is that thing?' "
 
2013-03-26 01:02:03 AM

kiwimoogle84: megarian: Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.

You're expecting bionic boobs?

You may say I'm a dreamer...

I want them to come with air conditioning, a bottle opener, GPS, iPhone dock, speakers, and a cigarette lighter (ya know...for guests).

Now THAT is a great idea. I'd spring for a set of those.

One time I saw a bra that had a bottle opener between the cups. I would have bought one in a heartbeat but they only had up to 34C. I shook my giant Greek fist at the rack of them.

/pun intended


*Clicks profile*
I just remembered why I had you in green. Scotch. Rabbit pancake car.

You. I like you.
 
2013-03-26 01:02:03 AM

johnperkins: "...every babe that weeps at your approach; every woman who cries out, 'Dear God! What is that thing?' "


Excellent.
 
2013-03-26 01:02:34 AM
lips should not be lighter than the skin.  It looks anemic
 
2013-03-26 01:02:54 AM
www.capablesoftware.com.au
 
2013-03-26 01:03:15 AM

megarian: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.

You're expecting bionic boobs?

You may say I'm a dreamer...

I want them to come with air conditioning, a bottle opener, GPS, iPhone dock, speakers, and a cigarette lighter (ya know...for guests).

Now THAT is a great idea. I'd spring for a set of those.

One time I saw a bra that had a bottle opener between the cups. I would have bought one in a heartbeat but they only had up to 34C. I shook my giant Greek fist at the rack of them.

/pun intended

*Clicks profile*
I just remembered why I had you in green. Scotch. Rabbit pancake car.

You. I like you.


Yup, light blue, and TOOOOOOL as your farkie. Alcohol may have been involved.

So, uh, pillow fight?
 
2013-03-26 01:03:27 AM

johnperkins: "...every babe that weeps at your approach; every woman who cries out, 'Dear God! What is that thing?' "


i603.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 01:03:29 AM
Something inside me, something human cries out, "People...people should have all the free boobs they want!" And then I hear the roaring cheer of the crowd, and see a waving sea of breasts, bouncing...bouncing...
 
2013-03-26 01:05:15 AM
biatch should have been less concerned about missing Mardi Gras and more concerned with her dying grandfather.
 
2013-03-26 01:05:26 AM
Johnny Bench called.
 
2013-03-26 01:05:32 AM

Gaius: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

For the love of God don't do it.  Natural is the only way to go.


But how else will I gage my self worth?! By NOT having cosmetic surgery?!? Pffffft yeah right! #swag #yolo
 
2013-03-26 01:07:54 AM

kiwimoogle84: megarian: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.

You're expecting bionic boobs?

You may say I'm a dreamer...

I want them to come with air conditioning, a bottle opener, GPS, iPhone dock, speakers, and a cigarette lighter (ya know...for guests).

Now THAT is a great idea. I'd spring for a set of those.

One time I saw a bra that had a bottle opener between the cups. I would have bought one in a heartbeat but they only had up to 34C. I shook my giant Greek fist at the rack of them.

/pun intended

*Clicks profile*
I just remembered why I had you in green. Scotch. Rabbit pancake car.

You. I like you.

Yup, light blue, and TOOOOOOL as your farkie. Alcohol may have been involved.

So, uh, pillow fight?


It's on.

Well, pillow fight and obviously comparing boobs.
 
2013-03-26 01:08:40 AM

megarian: Gaius: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

For the love of God don't do it.  Natural is the only way to go.

But how else will I gage my self worth?! By NOT having cosmetic surgery?!? Pffffft yeah right! #swag #yolo


By going on a feminist rampage, pitching a tent with the occupy movement, burning your bra, protesting for equal rights and wages, and then still expecting the men to pay for all the meals and open your doors?

I KNOW women like that.
 
2013-03-26 01:09:04 AM

panfried: themasterdebater: Someone needs to stop her.  Like NOW.

She does not look anything remotely close to Katie Price.  Her fat ass and man hips are what she should of gotten surgery on first.She looked way hotter in that blurry blonde picture with the small tits... small tits are hot.I wonder if she's banging the doctor who prescribed this on the public dime.

themasterdebater  should of   themasterdebater  should ofthemasterdebater  should of  should of  should of     themasterdebater   should HAVE!!!


So YOUR Angry Bob!  Hey! How goes?
 
2013-03-26 01:09:19 AM

Hector Remarkable: Something inside me, something human cries out, "People...people should have all the free boobs they want!" And then I hear the roaring cheer of the crowd, and see a waving sea of breasts, bouncing...bouncing...


That...that right there was beautiful.
 
2013-03-26 01:10:42 AM
Well, Tuesday sucks already....
 
2013-03-26 01:11:03 AM

frostus: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not


After dating A and B cup women my entire life, I married a DD (that is NOT why I married her).  She was an RN and had constant back pain from standing, bending, and walking so much.  My poor step daughter hit DD's at age 11.  It was a living hell for her.

/happily divorced
//back to dating A's and B's
 
2013-03-26 01:11:23 AM
LOL Smoking HOT? Subby there is a Tuesday Day Shift stripper JUST FOR YOU.
 
2013-03-26 01:12:05 AM

Cup_O_Jo: LOL Smoking HOT? Subby there is a Tuesday Day Shift stripper JUST FOR YOU.


How much did your mom pay you to advertise for her?
 
2013-03-26 01:12:15 AM

kiwimoogle84: megarian: Gaius: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

For the love of God don't do it.  Natural is the only way to go.

But how else will I gage my self worth?! By NOT having cosmetic surgery?!? Pffffft yeah right! #swag #yolo

By going on a feminist rampage, pitching a tent with the occupy movement, burning your bra, protesting for equal rights and wages, and then still expecting the men to pay for all the meals and open your doors?

I KNOW women like that.


I took a Women's Studies class in college. The chicks in that class...the professor...

...yeah. It was the opposite of anything that is good.
 
2013-03-26 01:13:23 AM

Gaius: frostus: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not

After dating A and B cup women my entire life, I married a DD (that is NOT why I married her).  She was an RN and had constant back pain from standing, bending, and walking so much.  My poor step daughter hit DD's at age 11.  It was a living hell for her.

/happily divorced
//back to dating A's and B's


That would depend on her frame. If she was 5'5 or under, I can see that. At my height, I carry the same size with no problems. Any bigger though and I'd just be mad.
 
2013-03-26 01:13:26 AM

Smeggy Smurf: Oldiron_79: Smeggy Smurf: I'd penis it.  I wouldn't talk about it but hey.  Doesn't matter had sex.

You came in THAT? You're braver than I thought.

I thought it smelled bad on the outside


No wonder you are on my faves
 
2013-03-26 01:14:54 AM

kiwimoogle84: Gaius: frostus: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not

After dating A and B cup women my entire life, I married a DD (that is NOT why I married her).  She was an RN and had constant back pain from standing, bending, and walking so much.  My poor step daughter hit DD's at age 11.  It was a living hell for her.

/happily divorced
//back to dating A's and B's

That would depend on her frame. If she was 5'5 or under, I can see that. At my height, I carry the same size with no problems. Any bigger though and I'd just be mad.


5'4
 
2013-03-26 01:15:48 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Arthur Jumbles: Eyebrows..... can't stop starring at the eyebrows.....

She skipped right over the Sharpie phase and went straight to the Marks-A-Lot

[quill.scene7.com image 360x360]


Sharpie Magnum

s7d5.scene7.com
 
2013-03-26 01:15:49 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 01:16:04 AM

Oldiron_79: Smeggy Smurf: Oldiron_79: Smeggy Smurf: I'd penis it.  I wouldn't talk about it but hey.  Doesn't matter had sex.

You came in THAT? You're braver than I thought.

I thought it smelled bad on the outside

No wonder you are on my faves


I hope it's as something horrible
 
2013-03-26 01:16:07 AM
I would do anything to get a breast reduction. I would do unspeakable things, because I live in America and will never make enough money to be able to afford it.
This headline makes me emotionally distressed.
 
2013-03-26 01:17:04 AM
Now that's one fine bird right there...reminds me of this other fine bird...

i88.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 01:17:12 AM

SJKebab: Her face is interesting, though I wonder if some of that isn't just a result of her makeup seemingly having been applied with a spade Trowel JCB.


img543.imageshack.us
FTFY.
 
2013-03-26 01:17:40 AM
FunkOut:

If someone looks in the mirror and sees Sophia Vergara when the rest of the world sees Divine, there's major cognitive dysfunction. Maybe neurologists can scan their brains to see what the hell is wrong.

Oh come on. What did Divine do to deserve that comparison?

By the way, I'm emotionally distressed from having a very small penis but the US taxpayers refuse to help me with that. It's high time we overthrow the government and install a more gullible sensitive and caring one.
 
2013-03-26 01:17:53 AM
Oh come on. Farkers are still falling for the "smoking hot" headline trap? I thought everyone knew about that by now.
 
2013-03-26 01:18:30 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: I would do anything to get a breast reduction. I would do unspeakable things, because I live in America and will never make enough money to be able to afford it.
This headline makes me emotionally distressed.


They do no look like they are bigger than your head.  A reduction would be terrible for us men but if it makes you happier than by all means do it.  We'll still objectify you sexually anyway.
 
2013-03-26 01:19:08 AM
I'm drunk enough that I've already called in for tomorrow, and no. Jumping Jesus Christ on a Pogo stick, this thing shouldn't be seen by the light of day.
 
2013-03-26 01:19:14 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: I would do anything to get a breast reduction. I would do unspeakable things, because I live in America and will never make enough money to be able to afford it.
This headline makes me emotionally distressed.


Do you have health insurance? Go into the doc and start biatching up a storm about your back and shoulders, and how much they hurt from carrying around the weight of your boobs. Insurance will cover it in that case. I had a friend who did it.
 
2013-03-26 01:19:35 AM
squathole.files.wordpress.com

clown tits?
 
2013-03-26 01:20:36 AM
www.franksaso.com
 
2013-03-26 01:21:35 AM
She's what is known as "British hot".
 
2013-03-26 01:22:29 AM

tzarro: Now that's one fine bird right there...reminds me of this other fine bird...

[i88.photobucket.com image 800x500]



It's been said, but yeah. Trouble bending over, trouble sleeping, pain in the back, and other things- claim emotional distress because you can't find clothes that fit right. You can get a medically necessary reduction if you get a doc to sign off on it.
 
2013-03-26 01:23:49 AM

panfried: themasterdebater: Someone needs to stop her.  Like NOW.

She does not look anything remotely close to Katie Price.  Her fat ass and man hips are what she should of gotten surgery on first.She looked way hotter in that blurry blonde picture with the small tits... small tits are hot.I wonder if she's banging the doctor who prescribed this on the public dime.

themasterdebater  should of   themasterdebater  should ofthemasterdebater  should of  should of  should of     themasterdebater   should HAVE!!!


Thank you. I was about to do that but much less politely.

/pet peave
 
2013-03-26 01:24:05 AM
Come on. That's Tim Heidecker in drag and we've all been spooked.
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-03-26 01:24:10 AM
The One True TheDavid:
By the way, I'm emotionally distressed from having a very small penis but the US taxpayers refuse to help me with that. It's high time we overthrow the government and install a more gullible sensitive and caring one.

Make sure you only go up to kielbasa. Do not be tempted to get the megabalogna. You'll never find pants off the rack that fit.
 
2013-03-26 01:24:31 AM

illannoyin: She's what is known as "British hot".


I don't even think the British think that she is hot. That is why she got those monster titties to distract men from her face.
 
2013-03-26 01:25:41 AM

kiwimoogle84: tzarro: Now that's one fine bird right there...reminds me of this other fine bird...

[i88.photobucket.com image 800x500]


It's been said, but yeah. Trouble bending over, trouble sleeping, pain in the back, and other things- claim emotional distress because you can't find clothes that fit right. You can get a medically necessary reduction if you get a doc to sign off on it.


I had the same problem with my dick. Much better now!
 
2013-03-26 01:25:42 AM

farkingismybusiness: Come on. That's Tim Heidecker in drag and we've all been spooked.


Baaaaaahahahahaha
 
2013-03-26 01:26:07 AM

Dahnkster: [squathole.files.wordpress.com image 280x421]

clown tits?


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-26 01:26:11 AM

FunkOut: The One True TheDavid:
By the way, I'm emotionally distressed from having a very small penis but the US taxpayers refuse to help me with that. It's high time we overthrow the government and install a more gullible sensitive and caring one.

Make sure you only go up to kielbasa. Do not be tempted to get the megabalogna. You'll never find pants off the rack that fit.


And, whatever you do, don't get the pre-sliced lunchmeat.
 
2013-03-26 01:28:49 AM
Smeggy Smurf:
They do no look like they are bigger than your head.  A reduction would be terrible for us men but if it makes you happier than by all means do it.  We'll still objectify you sexually anyway.

They're K-cup, they're actually larger than my head. During moments of debilitating silliness, and I wear my bra like a hat, it's quite loose as well.

Babbs:
Do you have health insurance? Go into the doc and start biatching up a storm about your back and shoulders, and how much they hurt from carrying around the weight of your boobs. Insurance will cover it in that case. I had a friend who did it.

Uninsured, but working as an IT contractor for a major state hospital in CA. My insured gf recently had a five day stay in the hospital for laproscopic gallballder removal to the tune of 68k (plus 3k extra to be taken via ambulance for an MRI offsite).
I once had a consultation for reduction, it was going to require shunts, drainage, and a two day hospital stay.... and the smallest they could get without losing my nipples to necrosis was an EE cup. A reduction surgery would be much more difficult and longer than a 20 minute gallbladder removal, as well.

Trying to give up on wanting this for myself, but then I see shiat like this and get so torn up inside I can't sleep
 
2013-03-26 01:29:18 AM
Danger Avoid Death: And, whatever you do, don't get the pre-sliced lunchmeat.

i432.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 01:29:24 AM
Damn she's oogly
 
2013-03-26 01:31:49 AM

ongbok: illannoyin: She's what is known as "British hot".

I don't even think the British think that she is hot. That is why she got those monster titties to distract men from her face.


She should have gone big enough to cover her face.
 
2013-03-26 01:32:10 AM

Gaius: frostus: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not

After dating A and B cup women my entire life, I married a DD (that is NOT why I married her).  She was an RN and had constant back pain from standing, bending, and walking so much.  My poor step daughter hit DD's at age 11.  It was a living hell for her.

/happily divorced
//back to dating A's and B's


Still happily married here. Luckily she has a sit down job and not a stand up job so she just parks them on her desk while she computers all day.

/at least I think that's how it works
//she wasn't DD when we met, that happened after the kid making started
 
2013-03-26 01:33:52 AM
I don't say this often, but I definitely DO NOT WANT
 
2013-03-26 01:34:23 AM

Danger Avoid Death: ongbok: illannoyin: She's what is known as "British hot".

I don't even think the British think that she is hot. That is why she got those monster titties to distract men from her face.

She should have gone big enough to cover her face.


After one or two beers the only thing a guy see's there are two big titties floating in the air.
 
2013-03-26 01:36:20 AM

ongbok: Danger Avoid Death: ongbok: illannoyin: She's what is known as "British hot".

I don't even think the British think that she is hot. That is why she got those monster titties to distract men from her face.

She should have gone big enough to cover her face.

After one or two beers the only thing a guy see's there are two big titties floating in the air.


Mission accomplished.
 
2013-03-26 01:39:51 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-26 01:40:14 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: Smeggy Smurf:
They do no look like they are bigger than your head.  A reduction would be terrible for us men but if it makes you happier than by all means do it.  We'll still objectify you sexually anyway.

They're K-cup


So if I push your nipple, I get a cup of watery coffee?
 
2013-03-26 01:41:30 AM

Nutshell163: [img.photobucket.com image 620x870]


Pair of gloves for those meat paws and you may be on to something
 
2013-03-26 01:42:09 AM
Five minutes of weak photoshop skills later to fix the idiotic hair, eybrows, and makeup...

i.imgur.com

I'm sure someone else can do better.
 
2013-03-26 01:44:14 AM
I was hesitant to click a Sun link for a smoking hot 22 y.o., but I'm glad I did. Actually got one more good laugh just before it's time to say night-night. Gotta love the NHS. Go in for a bewb job, get a new face for the same price.
 
2013-03-26 01:45:59 AM

Prof. Frink: Fell In Love With a Chair: Smeggy Smurf:
They do no look like they are bigger than your head.  A reduction would be terrible for us men but if it makes you happier than by all means do it.  We'll still objectify you sexually anyway.

They're K-cup

So if I push your nipple, I get a cup of watery coffee?


Hope you like weird flavours like "vanilla macadamia jungle nut", "blueberry cobbler" and nondescriptive ones "sunshine morning blend" buddy, cause I've never seen a normal ass keurig cup with just COFFEE written in 72pt Impact on the foil.

/brought enough creamer for the whole class
 
2013-03-26 01:46:40 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: Smeggy Smurf:
They do no look like they are bigger than your head.  A reduction would be terrible for us men but if it makes you happier than by all means do it.  We'll still objectify you sexually anyway.

They're K-cup, they're actually larger than my head. During moments of debilitating silliness, and I wear my bra like a hat, it's quite loose as well.

Babbs:
Do you have health insurance? Go into the doc and start biatching up a storm about your back and shoulders, and how much they hurt from carrying around the weight of your boobs. Insurance will cover it in that case. I had a friend who did it.

Uninsured, but working as an IT contractor for a major state hospital in CA. My insured gf recently had a five day stay in the hospital for laproscopic gallballder removal to the tune of 68k (plus 3k extra to be taken via ambulance for an MRI offsite).
I once had a consultation for reduction, it was going to require shunts, drainage, and a two day hospital stay.... and the smallest they could get without losing my nipples to necrosis was an EE cup. A reduction surgery would be much more difficult and longer than a 20 minute gallbladder removal, as well.

Trying to give up on wanting this for myself, but then I see shiat like this and get so torn up inside I can't sleep


Gotta love this farking country, right? Who are all these farkers who are SO against National Health Care? I mean for god sakes, wouldn't it be great to have these procedures done and not have to worry about going bankrupt? I just don't get it.
 
2013-03-26 01:53:03 AM

Babbs: Who are all these farkers who are SO against National Health Care? I mean for god sakes, wouldn't it be great to have these procedures done and not have to worry about going bankrupt?


I'm against it but I'm also a smoker

/On the other hand I'm also a veteran
//VA ftw.
 
2013-03-26 01:57:34 AM

Nutshell163: [img.photobucket.com image 620x870]


ROFL you owe me a new keyboard
 
2013-03-26 01:57:54 AM
Babbs:
Gotta love this farking country, right? Who are all these farkers who are SO against National Health Care? I mean for god sakes, wouldn't it be great to have these procedures done and not have to worry about going bankrupt? I just don't get it.

My coworkers, actually!

All 40+ year old polo-wearing republican "freedom loving" white guys who can't stop talking about politics no matter how much I beg.

I finally lost my cool last week when they were like "I don't understand why I have to pay for someone else's healthcare when this Obamacare shiat comes down, it's not fair to ME, this is MY money! He's ruining this country!" and I'm just sitting there, fuming, thinking about how thanks to that farking Obama, I got to spend that week with my incredibly sick girlfriend in the hospital, terrified for her (her liver and pancreas were shutting down, blocked ducts, hadn't eaten in a week etc), because he made it so partners had the same rights as real married couples.

I piped up and said "You think Obamacare sucks? What about my girlfriend? She got 118k in hospital debt on her 18th birthday because she had an emergency surgery on her cancerous ovaries removed, because insurance didn't cover 18 year olds back then, even if it's up to 25 now.  How the fark do you start your life with 118 grand in hospital bills and another 68k  three years later? How is she ever going to own a car or a house or go to college? What if that was your daughter?"

Funny how no one had a farking thing to say to my face about that, but I'm the one who's still pissed.
 
2013-03-26 01:58:24 AM

demonfaerie: [evilcycling.com image 400x667]

Eye bleach


ty
 
2013-03-26 01:59:26 AM
In fact, you can tell I'm still mad because I failed to english just now.
 
2013-03-26 02:02:55 AM
The Iraq war was a better use of government money.
 
2013-03-26 02:05:00 AM
Fell In Love With a Chair:

Funny how no one had a farking thing to say to my face about that, but I'm the one who's still pissed.

You should have ended with "You are bad selfish people and you should feel bad. I will feel anger every time I remember this day. You disgust me, you heartless soulless vermin." Then angrily stick your saber back in the scabbard and march off, jump onto a steed, and gallop off.

Exits used to be so much more dramatic.
 
2013-03-26 02:06:16 AM
I was going to say that the only way she'd be 'smokin' hot' is if someone lit her on fire but, from the looks of that tan job, it appears that such an attempt was already made and unsuccessful.
 
2013-03-26 02:09:29 AM
Lolol my mom wears an E cup. I'm very thankful I wear a c cup. I think I'd die if I had to pack around boobs that big.
 
2013-03-26 02:10:31 AM

FunkOut: Fell In Love With a Chair:

Funny how no one had a farking thing to say to my face about that, but I'm the one who's still pissed.

You should have ended with "You are bad selfish people and you should feel bad. I will feel anger every time I remember this day. You disgust me, you heartless soulless vermin." Then angrily stick your saber back in the scabbard and march off, jump onto a steed, and gallop off.

Exits used to be so much more dramatic.


We were working on these:
i.imgur.com
Which would be way more interesting than a horse IMO.
 
2013-03-26 02:11:09 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: FunkOut: Fell In Love With a Chair:

Funny how no one had a farking thing to say to my face about that, but I'm the one who's still pissed.

You should have ended with "You are bad selfish people and you should feel bad. I will feel anger every time I remember this day. You disgust me, you heartless soulless vermin." Then angrily stick your saber back in the scabbard and march off, jump onto a steed, and gallop off.

Exits used to be so much more dramatic.

We were working on these:
[i.imgur.com image 348x660]
Which would be way more interesting than a horse IMO.


Plus they don't poop.
 
2013-03-26 02:12:44 AM
The money would have been better spent on a therapist.
 
2013-03-26 02:14:55 AM

FunkOut: Fell In Love With a Chair: FunkOut: Fell In Love With a Chair:

Funny how no one had a farking thing to say to my face about that, but I'm the one who's still pissed.

You should have ended with "You are bad selfish people and you should feel bad. I will feel anger every time I remember this day. You disgust me, you heartless soulless vermin." Then angrily stick your saber back in the scabbard and march off, jump onto a steed, and gallop off.

Exits used to be so much more dramatic.

We were working on these:
[WoWcart.jpg]
Which would be way more interesting than a horse IMO.

Plus they don't poop.


Having refurbished and cleaned quite a few of these, it might not be THEIR poop, but there is poop. Poop, blood, and I don't even know what else. Sometimes when you open up the laptop ones, sharps (unused/used) and other medical equipment can be hiding inside! Kinda makes you wish it was just poop.
 
2013-03-26 02:16:06 AM

DarkLancelot: Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.



I sure as hell hope you meant Impediment, not Impetus.
 
2013-03-26 02:16:52 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: h

ow the fark do you start your life with 118 grand in hospital bills and another 68k three years later? How is she ever going to own a car or a house or go to college?

Medical bankruptcy? File for chapter 7, yea bankruptcy hurts but atleast she would be able to move on with her life.
 
2013-03-26 02:21:59 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: In fact, you can tell I'm still mad because I failed to english just now.


Move to Canada. Even if you lose everything down to/including your underwear to do it, you'll come out ahead.

/not really trolling for conservatives
 
2013-03-26 02:24:21 AM
Facial reconstruction for burn victims has really come a long way in the last decade...
 
2013-03-26 02:26:17 AM

bingethinker: Apparently "smoking hot" now means "face like a baboon".


More like a mandrill! Frightening!!
 
2013-03-26 02:26:24 AM

Tenatra: Babbs: Who are all these farkers who are SO against National Health Care? I mean for god sakes, wouldn't it be great to have these procedures done and not have to worry about going bankrupt?

I'm against it but I'm also a smoker

/On the other hand I'm also a veteran
//VA ftw.


Soooo you're a shameless hypocrite. Figures.
 
2013-03-26 02:28:29 AM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH AH AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
 
2013-03-26 02:28:36 AM
The greatest trick the surgeon ever pulled was convincing the world FARK Josie Cunningham was never a man.
 
2013-03-26 02:29:27 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: Having refurbished and cleaned quite a few of these, it might not be THEIR poop, but there is poop. Poop, blood, and I don't even know what else. Sometimes when you open up the laptop ones, sharps (unused/used) and other medical equipment can be hiding inside! Kinda makes you wish it was just poop.


I don't even want to imagine what is inside those things. I mostly try not to think about it.
 
2013-03-26 02:29:36 AM

Dictatorial_Flair: Soooo you're a shameless hypocrite. Figures.


The perks of serving our country. Sign your life away and you too can reap the benefits ;)
 
2013-03-26 02:29:56 AM

borg: The greatest trick the surgeon ever pulled was convincing the world FARK Josie Cunningham was never a man.


Yeah. We're not that convinced.
 
2013-03-26 02:32:49 AM

Tenatra: Dictatorial_Flair: Soooo you're a shameless hypocrite. Figures.

The perks of serving our country. Sign your life away and you too can reap the benefits ;)


Yeah, that comment doesn't make it better. You reap the benefits of a socialized medical system and revel in it while suggesting other people should have to go through bankruptcy because of bad luck and happenstance. Thanks for your service, but your position is despicable.
 
2013-03-26 02:33:10 AM
img.foodnetwork.com  theconfidenceguyonline.com
 
JVD
2013-03-26 02:36:30 AM

Alleyoop: [img.foodnetwork.com image 282x211]  [theconfidenceguyonline.com image 300x217]


ROFL!


Seriously though, if I have nightmares tonight I'm blaming FARK.
 
2013-03-26 02:37:09 AM

minoridiot: With a little effort, it might make a passsible tranny.


F O .
 
2013-03-26 02:40:22 AM
She made the right choice.
 
2013-03-26 02:41:13 AM

arentol: DarkLancelot: Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.


I sure as hell hope you meant Impediment, not Impetus.


The shock of that waxen, bloated face temporarily destroyed my proper vocabulary.  I'm lucky I was able to type anything beyond "EYAHAHAYAYAHHHHH".
 
2013-03-26 02:44:24 AM
www.floridageekscene.com
 
2013-03-26 02:45:29 AM

Tenatra: Fell In Love With a Chair: how the fark do you start your life with 118 grand in hospital bills and another 68k three years later? How is she ever going to own a car or a house or go to college?

Medical bankruptcy? File for chapter 7, yea bankruptcy hurts but atleast she would be able to move on with her life.


............
I intend to look into this immediately. Way better than her not paying and getting her wages garnished. I'm not the most financially knowledgable, but I should have farking remembered this existed. Thank you!!!

GrendelMk1: Fell In Love With a Chair: In fact, you can tell I'm still mad because I failed to english just now.

Move to Canada. Even if you lose everything down to/including your underwear to do it, you'll come out ahead.

/not really trolling for conservatives


I've considered it, and have been invited to do so in the past. I speak passable French and have a 4-year degree, and no uh, documented medical issues. Once I'm on my feet money-wise down here in 5-10 years, I'll probably give it much harder consideration. I'm lucky, I have a friend up there who says if I ever get something terminal like cancer, she'd marry me so I could have benefits instead of just dying down here in California. <3
 
2013-03-26 02:50:03 AM
Cannot help but think a nose-job would have been a better investment. I mean sheesh that thing is like a balloon or some shiat.
 
2013-03-26 02:53:02 AM

Dictatorial_Flair: Tenatra: Dictatorial_Flair: Soooo you're a shameless hypocrite. Figures.

The perks of serving our country. Sign your life away and you too can reap the benefits ;)

Yeah, that comment doesn't make it better. You reap the benefits of a socialized medical system and revel in it while suggesting other people should have to go through bankruptcy because of bad luck and happenstance. Thanks for your service, but your position is despicable.


I only mentioned bankruptcy as a serious consideration given the current circumstances that she and her SO are facing. Those aren't the cards I was dealt and I made sure that I would be set in the future. People join the military for various reasons, I joined solely for the health and education benefits.
 
2013-03-26 02:53:21 AM

Dahnkster:

[squathole.files.wordpress.com image 280x421]

clown tits?

Nah, I've never liked clown tits.  They taste funny.
 
2013-03-26 02:56:12 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: [www.metamute.org image 300x224]


Well done, sir.. that made me spit pea soup on my keyboard.
 
2013-03-26 02:58:58 AM
And I thought penciled eyebrows were bad.

www.makeupgeek.com
 
2013-03-26 02:59:01 AM

FunkOut: Forgetting you have company over and pulling the normal "run to get the phone, hold boobs in hands to stop painful bounce" move is always fun.


www.aerojockey.com
 
2013-03-26 02:59:12 AM
Face like a pig's erse with frostbite.
 
2013-03-26 02:59:23 AM
Reminds me of the Tosh bit where the ugly girl thinks if she was skinny she would be a supermodel... its not because your fat, its because of you're busted ass face. Learn math cause you're going to have to work hard like everyone else hun.
 
2013-03-26 02:59:49 AM
www.halloweenforum.com
 
2013-03-26 03:04:39 AM

Phineas: Its nice to see Groucho Marx's granddaughter doing so well

i111.photobucket.com

i111.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 03:06:58 AM
The Sun?

Why is there no commentary form Bat-boy or the alien that gay-married Elvis?
 
2013-03-26 03:07:22 AM

RatMaster999: [www.webstaurantstore.com image 500x500]


www.webstaurantstore.com www.webstaurantstore.com www.webstaurantstore.com

One for her, one for you, and one for the dog.
 
2013-03-26 03:08:31 AM

Tenatra: I only mentioned bankruptcy as a serious consideration given the current circumstances that she and her SO are facing. Those aren't the cards I was dealt and I made sure that I would be set in the future. People join the military for various reasons, I joined solely for the health and education benefits.


Sorry, I'm probably just mad because I've seen a few hundred people who had their lives unnecessarily completely destroyed by our cutthroat health care payment system. It would be more, but I've only been at it a few years. Health insurance is a cruel joke, and the companies who "provide" it should be viciously gutted. Our entire payment system is based on not taking care of people as much as possible. It's completely at odds with the entire aim of health care. I wouldn't do my job for free, but I seriously doubt I would be paid any less if we had a single-payer system or something similar.
 
2013-03-26 03:08:42 AM
Oh-ho-ho submitter, you'll not get me with your clever "smoking hot" ruse. You'd have done better to put "clay-faced gorgon" directly in the headline, thus toying more subtly with our expectations.
 
2013-03-26 03:11:32 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: I intend to look into this immediately. Way better than her not paying and getting her wages garnished. I'm not the most financially knowledgable, but I should have farking remembered this existed. Thank you!!!


Glad I could be of help :) That is a large burden to live with everyday, waking up and knowing that you are going to be working to foot that bill until the distant future.
 
2013-03-26 03:15:44 AM
i111.photobucket.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

Doby finally got this wish to be a real boy.   Too bad it went horribly wrong.
 
2013-03-26 03:18:31 AM
img.thesun.co.uk
www.hollywoodmegastore.com
 
2013-03-26 03:21:22 AM
I know we shouldn't judge people by appearance, I'm hardly a babe but dear, sweet goddess of mercy. If you're going into modeling where appearance does matter you should be realistic about your looks. Seriously it was like looking into a clown, poor girl doesn't know how to dress herself or paint herself. It's like you are dealt so many cards but if you have the means don't make yourself look worse, y'know?

/shudder
 
2013-03-26 03:28:14 AM
For a while there, I was impressed with how no one seemed to seize on the single-payer aspect of this story, and how this thread was commendably boob-oriented.  Oh, well...
 
2013-03-26 03:29:42 AM
My own quick n dirty:
i.imgur.com
/Ten minutes
 
2013-03-26 03:33:41 AM
Knew what I was in for the second I saw "smoking hot" in the headline, but damn...just...damn.
 
2013-03-26 03:36:06 AM
Sees "smoking hot"...

Clicks...

...


I hate you guys
 
2013-03-26 03:41:12 AM
Over in one...
 
2013-03-26 03:43:23 AM
Smoking hot 22-year-old

*clicks link*

i220.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 03:46:19 AM

megarian: kiwimoogle84: megarian: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.

You're expecting bionic boobs?

You may say I'm a dreamer...

I want them to come with air conditioning, a bottle opener, GPS, iPhone dock, speakers, and a cigarette lighter (ya know...for guests).

Now THAT is a great idea. I'd spring for a set of those.

One time I saw a bra that had a bottle opener between the cups. I would have bought one in a heartbeat but they only had up to 34C. I shook my giant Greek fist at the rack of them.

/pun intended

*Clicks profile*
I just remembered why I had you in green. Scotch. Rabbit pancake car.

You. I like you.

Yup, light blue, and TOOOOOOL as your farkie. Alcohol may have been involved.

So, uh, pillow fight?

It's on.

Well, pillow fight and obviously comparing boobs.


Fap fap fap...
 
2013-03-26 03:47:37 AM
Smoking hot and EVERY SUN ARTICLE EVER ON FARKhas always disappointed
Like going out on a blind date with this girl disappointed
 
2013-03-26 03:49:03 AM
this is what happens when you don't squash the dreams of children at a young age. they think they can be anything they want.

nope
 
2013-03-26 03:55:26 AM

Dictatorial_Flair: Sorry, I'm probably just mad because I've seen a few hundred people who had their lives unnecessarily completely destroyed by our cutthroat health care payment system.


Yea I can come off a bit abrasive (or so I've been told by friends) but I don't mean to come off that way. I know what that is like with my wife, she can get coverage through her job BUT it would eat ~$300-400 of her monthly paycheck if I remember correctly. She opts to stay uninsured and hopes she doesn't have any problems. Walk in/urgent care centers remain a viable option if she is sick or gets an injury and needs to be seen by someone, much cheaper in the long run since we don't have the money sink for actual coverage.
 
2013-03-26 04:02:48 AM
I hope y'all find consolation from these jugs ( or just look at pictures of Felicia Days or preferred attractive female of choice. Certainly helped me. :)
 
2013-03-26 04:04:47 AM
300+ posts in a big boob thread and we've practically got nothing but freak shows?

I am disappoint. Click here for a nice set of tits. NSFW, obviously.

You're welcome.
 
2013-03-26 04:12:32 AM

sedgr: I'm sure someone else can do better.


Already did. You saw the one with the paper bag, right?
 
2013-03-26 04:12:38 AM

jaytkay: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 272x272]

They have Sharpies in the UK? I did not know that.


Yep....
 
2013-03-26 04:17:42 AM
She looks funny.
 
2013-03-26 04:20:32 AM
Every third woman has body dysmorphic disorder, don't they?

Doctor, use all of your skills to make me homely as possible!

Will do! Did your cheque clear?
 
2013-03-26 04:38:39 AM

walkerhound: RatMaster999: [www.webstaurantstore.com image 500x500]

[www.webstaurantstore.com image 200x200] [www.webstaurantstore.com image 200x200] [www.webstaurantstore.com image 200x200]

One for her, one for you, and one for the dog.


I LOL'd most heartily.

Thank you
 
2013-03-26 04:39:42 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-26 04:46:00 AM
Smoking hot?  Maybe after you
 
2013-03-26 04:50:58 AM

kevinboehm: Smoking hot?  Maybe after you


Dammit.  Failure to preview has resulted in me looking like an ass, again.
 
2013-03-26 04:55:40 AM
lookimg like an ass is still much better then what she looks like
 
2013-03-26 04:57:16 AM

kvinesknows: lookimg like an ass is still much better then what she looks like


Good point.
 
2013-03-26 05:03:39 AM

Maggie_Luna: I hope y'all find consolation from these jugs ( or just look at pictures of Felicia Days or preferred attractive female of choice. Certainly helped me. :)


fap
 
2013-03-26 05:07:56 AM
How should this be publically funded?

Then again,surgical genital swapping probably is....I guess if there's anything you think"Isn't right" that's distressing you, you can get publically funded surgery.I'd get a bit of a reduction and lift myself if I didn't know unnecessary surgery is actually traumatic for the body, Although now I've found a few very nice support bras, so when I want to "look good" instead of fat/floppy, I wear one of them(occasionally covered with a sports bra for support). It's hard on my back to wear my boobs in the lifted posititon all the time, so I pick my spots.
 
2013-03-26 05:08:48 AM
Chavtastic!
 
2013-03-26 05:10:00 AM
^ also, she doesn't appear to have had "zero percent" breast tissue, she was just small chested. Unless she was stuffing in the "before" pic.
 
2013-03-26 05:26:28 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: My own quick n dirty:
[i.imgur.com image 454x639]
/Ten minutes


Uhhhhhhh uhhhhh Ellen Barkin... no ....uhm..........If Amy Winehouse was still alive......no wait.......ermmmmmm........ ok got it. Beethoven's daughter. The actor, not the composer.
 
2013-03-26 05:27:41 AM
Well since those boobs are technically public property since they were paid for with tax dollars, everyone who pays into the system should be entitled to a curiosity grope.
 
2013-03-26 05:31:33 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-03-26 05:39:27 AM
One last thing...If she was a 32A to start with, she can't become a 36 DD. The number is the ribcage measurement below the bust. Now I do realize her after sugery bustline may be slightly lower or higher, but it wouldn't be 4 inches difference of circumference. She's probably a 32 G now, that's how this letter-number thing works.
 
2013-03-26 06:01:32 AM
Kinda makes you wonder if she's got a british dentist too....
 
2013-03-26 06:03:52 AM
NVM...watched the video...convinced she doesn't have teeth.
 
2013-03-26 06:08:35 AM

Lorelle: Danger Avoid Death: And, whatever you do, don't get the pre-sliced lunchmeat.

[i432.photobucket.com image 750x600]


sharetv.org  frowns on your clown meat joke
 
2013-03-26 06:09:31 AM
Jeff Dunham's new ventriloquist dummy?
 
2013-03-26 06:11:12 AM

megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.


Don't do it. Keep them real.
 
2013-03-26 06:19:01 AM

The One True TheDavid: FunkOut:

If someone looks in the mirror and sees Sophia Vergara when the rest of the world sees Divine, there's major cognitive dysfunction. Maybe neurologists can scan their brains to see what the hell is wrong.

Oh come on. What did Divine do to deserve that comparison?

By the way, I'm emotionally distressed from having a very small penis but the US taxpayers refuse to help me with that. It's high time we overthrow the government and install a more gullible sensitive and caring one.


Medicare will pay for it. Just tell your doctor you have ED and you can get a penis pump on the taxpayer's dime. Saw it advertised this weekend at about 5 am. Had to dig on their website for the price and laughed. $175 for the pump itself, and then like $60 for spare "tension rings" and lube. But yeah, you can pump away to artificial (albeit very temporary) enlargement on the taxpayer's dime. Of course you could also go down to an adult video store and get something that does the same thing for $30 or $53 for the super deluxe version (comparison shopped on the Lion's Den website out of curiosity). When I was working at one of those places we were told that 15 minutes was a safe time limit for customers to wear the rings, but the commercial said half an hour. So you can get a half hour of time to not disappoint.

Gotta wait until you're 65 to do in on the government's dime though unless you qualify for Medicaid. However, they claim that most private insurers will pay for the device as well (I assume because it is cheaper than a constant supply of $10 pills).
 
ows
2013-03-26 06:19:17 AM
so theres a NEW new jersey?
and it's in england of all places?
 
2013-03-26 06:26:56 AM

Arthur Jumbles: Eyebrows..... can't stop starring at the eyebrows.....


Consider yourself blessed.
 
2013-03-26 06:31:20 AM
British hot.
 
2013-03-26 06:32:38 AM
img545.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-26 06:54:45 AM
i205.photobucket.com
 
pc
2013-03-26 07:02:28 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-26 07:06:55 AM
she's still farking ugly.
 
2013-03-26 07:06:57 AM
She would have been better off having the addadicktome surgery.
 
2013-03-26 07:18:19 AM
has anyone mentioned that her lipstick makes her look like she's been chewing ham fat?
 
pc
2013-03-26 07:26:28 AM
It's only me, but the before pics are way better? Natural belly and boobage always turn me on.

And 22??? Looks more like mid 30's


img.thesun.co.uk
 
2013-03-26 07:30:03 AM
www.mentalfloss.com

Reads head line: *Outrage*
Sees that it is The Sun: *meh*
 
2013-03-26 07:32:32 AM
"Smoking hot" + The Sun = AW HELL NAW
 
2013-03-26 07:35:55 AM
Ms. Cunningham do you see how Ms. Price does not suffer from Genetic Clown Face?  That's why she was able to be a model.  You, on the other hand, might fit in better with some low paid extras on a fetish pornography movie.
 
2013-03-26 07:37:09 AM

pc: It's only me, but the before pics are way better? Natural belly and boobage always turn me on.

And 22??? Looks more like mid 30's


[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x789]


Build like that, you don't sweat the boobs, and just go for the perfect ass.
 
2013-03-26 07:47:27 AM
Gah! The only thing "smoking" is whatever subby is smoking to think that chick with bolt-ons and eyebrows drawn in sharpie is smoking hot

Yikes
 
2013-03-26 07:51:49 AM
"Smoking hot" in fark headline ...

*click*

upload.wikimedia.org

On the other hand, I'm sure she was reasonably attractive when she was still human. Now? Yechh.
 
2013-03-26 07:56:03 AM

Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, shes got hamhocks for hands


She got man hands!!!!
 
2013-03-26 07:58:48 AM

Capn.Brownbeard: Phineas: Its nice to see Groucho Marx's granddaughter doing so well

Came for pics of Groucho Marx, leaving only slightly dissatisfied.


i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-26 08:01:43 AM
I'd hit it. Then again, I troll for random unprotected sex under dark piers, so that's not saying much.
 
2013-03-26 08:03:23 AM
Smoking hot? More like slow roasted.
 
2013-03-26 08:06:03 AM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-26 08:07:06 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i48.tinypic.com image 620x870]


That is uncanny.
 
2013-03-26 08:07:14 AM
THIS is why we should be able to ignore subby and his retarded headlines. Smokin hot, my ass.

/AND man hands.
 
2013-03-26 08:07:46 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i48.tinypic.com image 620x870]


Well done.
 
2013-03-26 08:08:42 AM
"yeeecch!  You should have gotten a nose job instead!"

i406.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 08:14:12 AM
She looks like a farking clown.  Stupidity on that level should be a capital offense.
 
2013-03-26 08:17:56 AM
You know, I've always told my wife that the bigger the boobs, the cuter the girl gets.

doesn't work with trannys, really.
 
2013-03-26 08:18:19 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Subby, you are guilty of hate crimes against humanity.


Subby I farkied you at "troll level over 9000"

Well played.
 
2013-03-26 08:21:31 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i48.tinypic.com image 620x870]


img24.imageshack.us

Had to add to it. Well done Abe.
 
2013-03-26 08:21:38 AM

base935: I like her better without the Sharpie.

[i.imgur.com image 620x870]


I like her better with a different face.

i45.tinypic.com

Hours of PS skills put to use here.
 
2013-03-26 08:22:53 AM
Oh god. I can see Patrick Stewart's face even in the non-shopped photos now.
 
2013-03-26 08:27:22 AM
ya know.. I would say kill it with fire... but fire has been good to me, why would I punish it like that?
 
2013-03-26 08:33:58 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i48.tinypic.com image 620x870]


That is genius.
 
2013-03-26 08:34:40 AM
Is that Jimmy Durante's nose???
 
2013-03-26 08:36:42 AM

Nutshell163: [img.photobucket.com image 620x870]



By far the best use of a paper bag YET
 
2013-03-26 08:44:33 AM

bingethinker: Apparently "smoking hot" now means "face like a baboon".


No shiat. I do not like that girl (as pictured, maybe it's just bad photos) and her cup size has nothing to do with it.
 
2013-03-26 08:55:47 AM
Since when are GP's experts in mental health?   I am very surprised that this was able to side step a psychological evaluation.    The fact that she went to such an extreme size and is now planning to be a model clearly shows there were other issues that were not addressed.
 
2013-03-26 08:56:48 AM

RatMaster999: This is what we call a lo-res fox.

She was cute when she had real boobs and was out of focus.


AKA mid-range Scud
 
2013-03-26 09:01:51 AM

RatMaster999: Dahnkster: [squathole.files.wordpress.com image 280x421]

clown tits?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x502]


Moxie is hawt.

sedgr: Five minutes of weak photoshop skills later to fix the idiotic hair, eybrows, and makeup...

[i.imgur.com image 620x870]

I'm sure someone else can do better.


Wow! What a difference that makes...
 
2013-03-26 09:01:55 AM
What is seen cannot be unseen. :-/
 
2013-03-26 09:10:29 AM
i68.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 09:11:36 AM
If by "smoking hot" you mean "skanky" then I'm ok with this.
 
2013-03-26 09:13:15 AM

GAT_00: There is no part of this story that is not fake.


Are you insinuating that the Sun just makes shiat up and people only look at it for the page 3 topless girls? What the heck is going on? You have blown my mind.
 
2013-03-26 09:15:19 AM
"My new boobs have changed my life"

Let me guess... Now all sorts of gentlemen are asking her out for a bagged lunch?
 
2013-03-26 09:22:22 AM

Interceptor1: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it. Keep them real.


Yeah...if I can't figure out how to properly traverse a mall or the finer points of hair-straightening, I think fake boob upkeep is not for me.
 
2013-03-26 09:26:53 AM
I LOVE reading all the studman comments here.
99% of straight male farkers would hit it.  If they could.
 
2013-03-26 09:28:26 AM

megarian: Interceptor1: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it. Keep them real.

Yeah...if I can't figure out how to properly traverse a mall or the finer points of hair-straightening, I think fake boob upkeep is not for me.


upkeep? it's not like they need fed.

/or DO they?
 
2013-03-26 09:29:52 AM
OMG Picard pic - I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything.
 
2013-03-26 09:30:08 AM
flavorwire.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-26 09:31:09 AM

walkerhound: RatMaster999: [www.webstaurantstore.com image 500x500]

  

One for her, one for you, and one for the dog.


If I only had one bag and were feeling randy, I'd put it on her while farking the dog.
 
2013-03-26 09:31:33 AM
Sweetie you didn't need to fix your boobs, you needed to fix the fact that you're ugly.
 
2013-03-26 09:31:41 AM

Andrew Wiggin: megarian: Interceptor1: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it. Keep them real.

Yeah...if I can't figure out how to properly traverse a mall or the finer points of hair-straightening, I think fake boob upkeep is not for me.

upkeep? it's not like they need fed.

/or DO they?


I thought they were supposed to do the feeding
 
2013-03-26 09:41:10 AM
So if she got them due to emotional distress, who can we talk to about having them removed for causing *us* emotional distress?
 
2013-03-26 09:43:16 AM
I have to say -- and I'm sure I'm in the minority here -- that I hate breast implants.  Natural breasts are sexy no matter what the size...fake boobs..not at all.
 
2013-03-26 09:48:06 AM
Girl desperately needs some makeup lessons.   All wrong, wrong, wrong, sweetie.
 
2013-03-26 09:57:28 AM
so the brits have a jersey shore... with their own snookie.... congrats.
 
2013-03-26 10:14:43 AM

Gaius: frostus: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not

After dating A and B cup women my entire life, I married a DD (that is NOT why I married her).  She was an RN and had constant back pain from standing, bending, and walking so much.  My poor step daughter hit DD's at age 11.  It was a living hell for her.

/happily divorced
//back to dating A's and B's



If you want yourself a girl with a tight little kitty....then find yourself a girl with itty bitty titties.

/do not have said girl currently
//not complaining
 
2013-03-26 10:21:04 AM
epic thread...

epic face, never did I see a clown with such large balloons.
 
2013-03-26 10:22:53 AM
Damn you, SUBBY.
 
2013-03-26 10:29:29 AM
Should not have clicked on the link.  Holy Mother of God, what in the world did I just see.  That could not have been real.
 
2013-03-26 10:30:14 AM
fark you subby, the problem is chances are the fat fark that posted this actually does think she's hot.
 
2013-03-26 10:32:47 AM
img.thesun.co.uk
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dq34rq3yey5ud.cloudfront.net
 
2013-03-26 11:01:12 AM
 
2013-03-26 11:10:13 AM
Those damned American's and their boobjobs.
 
2013-03-26 11:10:58 AM

megarian: I want them to come with air conditioning, a bottle opener, GPS, iPhone dock, speakers, and a cigarette lighter (ya know...for guests).


Well, one out of six ain't bad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiCyXqJ0g1I
 
2013-03-26 11:15:27 AM

sedgr: Five minutes of weak photoshop skills later to fix the idiotic hair, eybrows, and makeup...

[i.imgur.com image 620x870]

I'm sure someone else can do better.


img.poptower.com
 
2013-03-26 11:21:13 AM
She ain't good lookin. But damned if I wouldn't after last call and too many pints deep. She ain't fat and that's enough. Lord knows I've had her equal.
 
2013-03-26 11:23:16 AM
This gal might have wanted a rack like Katie Price, unfortunately she's got a face like Jeremy Renner in drag. Same nose, I swear.
 
2013-03-26 11:32:54 AM
Just remember that beauty is only a light switch away.
 
2013-03-26 11:40:48 AM

stridergold: Just remember that beauty is only a light switch away.


aint no light switch big enough for that

\also ..someone should send her a link to this discussion.
 
2013-03-26 11:48:11 AM
wtf IS that?!
 
2013-03-26 11:48:17 AM
Gross.

Plastic tits are advertisements for mental illness and narcissism.


/Except for cancer chicks. I get it for them.
 
2013-03-26 11:51:37 AM

megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.


I'm going to join in with the chorus of people shouting "DON'T DO IT!"

From your profile pictures, I would not only say that you don't need it... but that it would be a mistake.  If you think that you need to make a change to the way you look, you're dead wrong.

Getting the fark outta Detroit, however...
 
2013-03-26 11:57:53 AM
She needs a nose job more than those tits.

/I thought it was a guy at first...
//oh God, what if it is??
 
2013-03-26 12:01:10 PM

megarian: kiwimoogle84: megarian: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.

You're expecting bionic boobs?

You may say I'm a dreamer...

I want them to come with air conditioning, a bottle opener, GPS, iPhone dock, speakers, and a cigarette lighter (ya know...for guests).

Now THAT is a great idea. I'd spring for a set of those.

One time I saw a bra that had a bottle opener between the cups. I would have bought one in a heartbeat but they only had up to 34C. I shook my giant Greek fist at the rack of them.

/pun intended

*Clicks profile*
I just remembered why I had you in green. Scotch. Rabbit pancake car.

You. I like you.

Yup, light blue, and TOOOOOOL as your farkie. Alcohol may have been involved.

So, uh, pillow fight?

It's on.

Well, pillow fight and obviously comparing boobs.


You two win this thread... and not for the boobs, or the pillow fight... but for this:

24.media.tumblr.com


/also for boobs
 
2013-03-26 12:31:47 PM

mgshamster: base935: I like her better without the Sharpie.

As long as you're making corrections, what would be look like with a more appropriate lipstick color?

Pink doesn't do her well. She must have forgotten that she died her hair darker.


Here she is with a more natural tone on her lips, I also lightened up her eyebrows a bit.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-26 12:36:44 PM
"I wouldn't fark her with your dick."
 
kgf
2013-03-26 12:47:11 PM
Was the clown makeup also taxpayer funded?
 
2013-03-26 01:20:54 PM

doubled99: I LOVE reading all the studman comments here.
99% of straight male farkers would hit it.  If they could.


99% of straight male farkers would hit any moist hole with hair around it.
 
2013-03-26 01:21:44 PM

Tenatra: mgshamster: base935: I like her better without the Sharpie.

As long as you're making corrections, what would be look like with a more appropriate lipstick color?

Pink doesn't do her well. She must have forgotten that she died her hair darker.

Here she is with a more natural tone on her lips, I also lightened up her eyebrows a bit.

[i.imgur.com image 620x870]


Still looks like like a bad snookie lookalike.
 
2013-03-26 01:29:17 PM
Chavette?
 
2013-03-26 01:33:44 PM
Wow.  She thinks that she will be the next Katie Price. Is there a taxpayer-funded program to make people realize that their fantasies are not attainable and get them back to doing something productive?
 
2013-03-26 01:52:12 PM

Snaptastic: Wow.  She thinks that she will be the next Katie Price. Is there a taxpayer-funded program to make people realize that their fantasies are not attainable and get them back to doing something productive?


i45.tinypic.com

At least she set the bar low.
 
2013-03-26 01:53:10 PM

Snaptastic: Wow.  She thinks that she will be the next Katie Price. Is there a taxpayer-funded program to make people realize that their fantasies are not attainable and get them back to doing something productive?


Attempting to find a modeling agency should crush her dreams. At that point she will go back and try to get a nose job + slim down procedures from them.

As of right now when I see her nose all I picture is this guy
 
2013-03-26 01:57:14 PM
Errrr

lightmasterstudios.co.uk
 
2013-03-26 02:00:34 PM
www.vitamin-ha.comShe's FREGIN UGLY AS SIN !  Like this if she were to strike a pose!!......
 
2013-03-26 02:15:03 PM
i996.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 02:26:04 PM

StrangeQ: doubled99: I LOVE reading all the studman comments here.
99% of straight male farkers would hit it.  If they could.

99% of straight male farkers would hit any moist hole with hair around it.


This.

What's that on your chin, by the way? You'll want to get that before it ruins your goatee.
 
2013-03-26 02:28:21 PM

Sinbox: Links are NSFW.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 497x713]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x415]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]

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I like that last one, because I recognized the pinwheel "tattoo" and compass, and recognized she was supposed to be Nami from One Piece.
 
2013-03-26 02:32:11 PM

TheDumbBlonde: TuteTibiImperes: DarkLancelot: Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.

Her face is interesting, though I wonder if some of that isn't just a result of her makeup seemingly having been applied with a spade.

"I have, of course, never seen a spade."


Did you mean impediment?   Her face is an impetus to run the other way.
 
2013-03-26 02:45:17 PM

Optimal_Illusion: I like that last one, because I recognized the pinwheel "tattoo" and compass, and recognized she was supposed to be Nami from One Piece.


Too bad it's shooped.  GIS with that image and you'll find the original sans tattoo and with smaller breasts.
 
2013-03-26 03:20:45 PM

Neondion: Gaius: frostus: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not

After dating A and B cup women my entire life, I married a DD (that is NOT why I married her).  She was an RN and had constant back pain from standing, bending, and walking so much.  My poor step daughter hit DD's at age 11.  It was a living hell for her.

/happily divorced
//back to dating A's and B's


If you want yourself a girl with a tight little kitty....then find yourself a girl with itty bitty titties.

/do not have said girl currently
//not complaining


That's not true. Not all women with large chests are blown out whores. It's the ones with large FAKE chests that you have to worry about.
 
2013-03-26 03:31:17 PM
What a sad, sad world we live in.....this skank gets a taxpayer-funded breast implant because she couldn't pursue her dream of being a "model". Boo-Farking-Hoo!
Stop the world, I wanna get off....and no, NOT on her horrible fake breasts!
 
2013-03-26 03:34:32 PM

kiwimoogle84: Neondion: Gaius: frostus: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not

After dating A and B cup women my entire life, I married a DD (that is NOT why I married her).  She was an RN and had constant back pain from standing, bending, and walking so much.  My poor step daughter hit DD's at age 11.  It was a living hell for her.

/happily divorced
//back to dating A's and B's


If you want yourself a girl with a tight little kitty....then find yourself a girl with itty bitty titties.

/do not have said girl currently
//not complaining

That's not true. Not all women with large chests are blown out whores. It's the ones with large FAKE chests that you have to worry about.


Yeah I wasn't being serious.  Those are actually song lyrics believe it or not.
 
2013-03-26 03:46:59 PM

Neondion: kiwimoogle84: Neondion: Gaius: frostus: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not

After dating A and B cup women my entire life, I married a DD (that is NOT why I married her).  She was an RN and had constant back pain from standing, bending, and walking so much.  My poor step daughter hit DD's at age 11.  It was a living hell for her.

/happily divorced
//back to dating A's and B's


If you want yourself a girl with a tight little kitty....then find yourself a girl with itty bitty titties.

/do not have said girl currently
//not complaining

That's not true. Not all women with large chests are blown out whores. It's the ones with large FAKE chests that you have to worry about.

Yeah I wasn't being serious.  Those are actually song lyrics believe it or not.


I figured you were just being clever. *shrug*

Although, some guys DO prefer the small tittied women. Nothing wrong with that.
 
2013-03-26 03:51:51 PM

Sinbox: Links are NSFW.


I see you saved the best for last.
 
2013-03-26 03:57:08 PM

kiwimoogle84: Although, some guys DO prefer the small tittied women. Nothing wrong with that.


Gravity always wins. Experience has taught me that the small ones hold up better.
 
2013-03-26 03:59:42 PM

Tyrosine: kiwimoogle84: Although, some guys DO prefer the small tittied women. Nothing wrong with that.

Gravity always wins. Experience has taught me that the small ones hold up better.


Which has been my argument all along that the ladies with the B's? WE are jealous of YOU.
 
JVD
2013-03-26 04:00:13 PM

que.guero: [i996.photobucket.com image 620x870]


Not sure if improvement or not...
 
2013-03-26 04:01:22 PM

kiwimoogle84: Neondion: kiwimoogle84: Neondion: Gaius: frostus: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not

After dating A and B cup women my entire life, I married a DD (that is NOT why I married her).  She was an RN and had constant back pain from standing, bending, and walking so much.  My poor step daughter hit DD's at age 11.  It was a living hell for her.

/happily divorced
//back to dating A's and B's


If you want yourself a girl with a tight little kitty....then find yourself a girl with itty bitty titties.

/do not have said girl currently
//not complaining

That's not true. Not all women with large chests are blown out whores. It's the ones with large FAKE chests that you have to worry about.

Yeah I wasn't being serious.  Those are actually song lyrics believe it or not.

I figured you were just being clever. *shrug*

Although, some guys DO prefer the small tittied women. Nothing wrong with that.


It's simple.  More than a mouthful is appreciated, but unnecessary.
 
2013-03-26 04:04:00 PM

kiwimoogle84: Tyrosine: kiwimoogle84: Although, some guys DO prefer the small tittied women. Nothing wrong with that.

Gravity always wins. Experience has taught me that the small ones hold up better.

Which has been my argument all along that the ladies with the B's? WE are jealous of YOU.


It is our nature to want what we have not got.
 
2013-03-26 04:06:51 PM

Summa cum loudly: What a sad, sad world we live in.....this skank gets a taxpayer-funded breast implant because she couldn't pursue her dream of being a "model". Boo-Farking-Hoo!
Stop the world, I wanna get off....and no, NOT on her horrible fake breasts!


What a sad, sad world we live in...there are still people that believe what The Sun prints.  Sure, this woman got a boob job, but the chances that she didn't pay for it are about the same chances I have of scoring some Lakers tickets from the pope.

/The Sun is a tabloid along the same lines as The Weekly World News; it's a rare event when they print something accurate, and when that does happen it's usually a mistake.
 
2013-03-26 04:10:11 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-26 04:10:43 PM

kiwimoogle84: Neondion: kiwimoogle84: Neondion: Gaius: frostus: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not

After dating A and B cup women my entire life, I married a DD (that is NOT why I married her).  She was an RN and had constant back pain from standing, bending, and walking so much.  My poor step daughter hit DD's at age 11.  It was a living hell for her.

/happily divorced
//back to dating A's and B's


If you want yourself a girl with a tight little kitty....then find yourself a girl with itty bitty titties.

/do not have said girl currently
//not complaining

That's not true. Not all women with large chests are blown out whores. It's the ones with large FAKE chests that you have to worry about.

Yeah I wasn't being serious.  Those are actually song lyrics believe it or not.

I figured you were just being clever. *shrug*

Although, some guys DO prefer the small tittied women. Nothing wrong with that.


I have never been accused of being clever before so thanks for that!  I am more of a hair man myself.  Something about a long gorgeous head of hair that gets me going.

/don't get me wrong tits and ass are nice too, I'm still a man afterall
 
2013-03-26 04:18:53 PM
Face is still broken.
 
2013-03-26 05:25:23 PM

GrogSmash: minoridiot: With a little effort, it might make a passsible tranny.

I've seen trany's I'd jump in a second.

That... Gah.

And if she wants to be a model, time to invest in some tattoo removal.
/shudder


"This one's for tha playa's club."

/Obscure?
 
2013-03-26 05:46:36 PM
Thanks a lot, Obama.
 
2013-03-26 06:07:50 PM
ugly as home made sin and dumb as a brick. she goes on and on like casey anthony about how she wants to party but her kids are older. seems she roped in mom to watch them.

man i hate saying someone is a waste of flesh (and silicone) but if i were to say that she'd be a prime candidate.
 
2013-03-26 06:35:33 PM
I hope it's already been said many times over already, but if that before picture is honest, she was NOT flat chested!  If the article is true, the public should be outraged.  Plus, that absurd increase in size should be grounds for malpractice, IMHO.
 
2013-03-26 06:55:56 PM

Sinbox: Links are NSFW.


Excellent stack of eye bleach!
 
2013-03-26 08:55:58 PM
I thought what she did to her tits was going to be a real disappointment, but, shiat, what the fark did she do to her face?  God damn, what a shame, a girl wants to go and ruin herself like that.
 
2013-03-26 09:41:12 PM
cdn.motinetwork.net
 
2013-03-26 10:10:39 PM

frostus: Sinbox: Links are NSFW.

Excellent stack of eye bleach!


fknra: I see you saved the best for last.



*profile pic*
 
2013-03-26 11:44:04 PM
What the fark? Did Mattel paint her face on?
 
2013-03-27 12:15:09 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i48.tinypic.com image 620x870]


If you are ever in town, I will buy you a beer in exchange for the drink that I just snerked all over my desk.

That is glorious.
 
2013-03-27 12:15:27 AM
subby actually thinks she's *Smoking Hot*?

She was kinda cute before the ridiculous bolt ons
well, potentially cute. hard to tell with that before pic

but those after pics with the electrical tape eyebrows the hideous lipstick and makeup

just
yuk
 
2013-03-27 03:27:03 AM

Trik: subby actually thinks she's *Smoking Hot*?


Why do we have to explain this in every thread where it comes up?

"Smoking hot" has, many many times already in Fark, been used as a sarcastic way of saying "complete munter." In fact, as far as smoking hot goes here, this one is surprisingly un-walrus like.
 
2013-03-27 04:30:42 AM

Trik: subby actually thinks she's *Smoking Hot*?

She was kinda cute before the ridiculous bolt ons
well, potentially cute. hard to tell with that before pic

but those after pics with the electrical tape eyebrows the hideous lipstick and makeup

just
yuk


Since 2002? Really?

Your're smoking hot.
 
2013-03-27 05:52:31 AM

megarian:

Interceptor1: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it. Keep them real.

Yeah...if I can't figure out how to properly traverse a mall or the finer points of hair-straightening, I think fake boob upkeep is not for me.

Pfft.  Screw that.  You are, unlike the poor subject of this article, smoking hot.  THAT'S why you don't get altered.  Desecration of a national monument is a serious charge.
 
2013-03-27 06:01:13 AM

Sinbox:

Links are NSFW.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 497x713]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x415]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]

Link

Thank you.   I feel.....  restored.

 
2013-03-27 11:09:42 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: I would do anything to get a breast reduction. I would do unspeakable things, because I live in America and will never make enough money to be able to afford it.
This headline makes me emotionally distressed.



I'm saving up to have mine emptied and filled with helium ...  think of the money we could save on bra's ..
 
2013-03-27 12:47:32 PM
I knew I'd seen that face before!
3.bp.blogspot.com
/hot, but now you can't get it out of your mental databank.
 
2013-03-27 01:08:32 PM

doyner: [i47.tinypic.com image 621x870]


That actually looks better.
 
2013-03-27 01:13:16 PM

Optimal_Illusion: I knew I'd seen that face before!
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]
/hot, but now you can't get it out of your mental databank.


Now you're just trolling
 
2013-03-27 11:21:48 PM
Honestly, I'm changing my vote to that I like the new boobs, they distract from the hideous clown face.
 
2013-03-28 11:49:34 AM
That's gotta be a tranny.
 
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