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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 22-year-old, emotionally distressed from being flat-chested, gets new 36DD £4,800 taxpayer funded breasts: "My new boobs have changed my life" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 457
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2013-03-26 11:40:48 AM

stridergold: Just remember that beauty is only a light switch away.


aint no light switch big enough for that

\also ..someone should send her a link to this discussion.
 
2013-03-26 11:48:11 AM
wtf IS that?!
 
2013-03-26 11:48:17 AM
Gross.

Plastic tits are advertisements for mental illness and narcissism.


/Except for cancer chicks. I get it for them.
 
2013-03-26 11:51:37 AM

megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.


I'm going to join in with the chorus of people shouting "DON'T DO IT!"

From your profile pictures, I would not only say that you don't need it... but that it would be a mistake.  If you think that you need to make a change to the way you look, you're dead wrong.

Getting the fark outta Detroit, however...
 
2013-03-26 11:57:53 AM
She needs a nose job more than those tits.

/I thought it was a guy at first...
//oh God, what if it is??
 
2013-03-26 12:01:10 PM

megarian: kiwimoogle84: megarian: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.

You're expecting bionic boobs?

You may say I'm a dreamer...

I want them to come with air conditioning, a bottle opener, GPS, iPhone dock, speakers, and a cigarette lighter (ya know...for guests).

Now THAT is a great idea. I'd spring for a set of those.

One time I saw a bra that had a bottle opener between the cups. I would have bought one in a heartbeat but they only had up to 34C. I shook my giant Greek fist at the rack of them.

/pun intended

*Clicks profile*
I just remembered why I had you in green. Scotch. Rabbit pancake car.

You. I like you.

Yup, light blue, and TOOOOOOL as your farkie. Alcohol may have been involved.

So, uh, pillow fight?

It's on.

Well, pillow fight and obviously comparing boobs.


You two win this thread... and not for the boobs, or the pillow fight... but for this:

24.media.tumblr.com


/also for boobs
 
2013-03-26 12:31:47 PM

mgshamster: base935: I like her better without the Sharpie.

As long as you're making corrections, what would be look like with a more appropriate lipstick color?

Pink doesn't do her well. She must have forgotten that she died her hair darker.


Here she is with a more natural tone on her lips, I also lightened up her eyebrows a bit.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-26 12:36:44 PM
"I wouldn't fark her with your dick."
 
kgf
2013-03-26 12:47:11 PM
Was the clown makeup also taxpayer funded?
 
2013-03-26 01:20:54 PM

doubled99: I LOVE reading all the studman comments here.
99% of straight male farkers would hit it.  If they could.


99% of straight male farkers would hit any moist hole with hair around it.
 
2013-03-26 01:21:44 PM

Tenatra: mgshamster: base935: I like her better without the Sharpie.

As long as you're making corrections, what would be look like with a more appropriate lipstick color?

Pink doesn't do her well. She must have forgotten that she died her hair darker.

Here she is with a more natural tone on her lips, I also lightened up her eyebrows a bit.

[i.imgur.com image 620x870]


Still looks like like a bad snookie lookalike.
 
2013-03-26 01:29:17 PM
Chavette?
 
2013-03-26 01:33:44 PM
Wow.  She thinks that she will be the next Katie Price. Is there a taxpayer-funded program to make people realize that their fantasies are not attainable and get them back to doing something productive?
 
2013-03-26 01:52:12 PM

Snaptastic: Wow.  She thinks that she will be the next Katie Price. Is there a taxpayer-funded program to make people realize that their fantasies are not attainable and get them back to doing something productive?


i45.tinypic.com

At least she set the bar low.
 
2013-03-26 01:53:10 PM

Snaptastic: Wow.  She thinks that she will be the next Katie Price. Is there a taxpayer-funded program to make people realize that their fantasies are not attainable and get them back to doing something productive?


Attempting to find a modeling agency should crush her dreams. At that point she will go back and try to get a nose job + slim down procedures from them.

As of right now when I see her nose all I picture is this guy
 
2013-03-26 01:57:14 PM
Errrr

lightmasterstudios.co.uk
 
2013-03-26 02:00:34 PM
www.vitamin-ha.comShe's FREGIN UGLY AS SIN !  Like this if she were to strike a pose!!......
 
2013-03-26 02:15:03 PM
i996.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 02:26:04 PM

StrangeQ: doubled99: I LOVE reading all the studman comments here.
99% of straight male farkers would hit it.  If they could.

99% of straight male farkers would hit any moist hole with hair around it.


This.

What's that on your chin, by the way? You'll want to get that before it ruins your goatee.
 
2013-03-26 02:28:21 PM

Sinbox: Links are NSFW.

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I like that last one, because I recognized the pinwheel "tattoo" and compass, and recognized she was supposed to be Nami from One Piece.
 
2013-03-26 02:32:11 PM

TheDumbBlonde: TuteTibiImperes: DarkLancelot: Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.

Her face is interesting, though I wonder if some of that isn't just a result of her makeup seemingly having been applied with a spade.

"I have, of course, never seen a spade."


Did you mean impediment?   Her face is an impetus to run the other way.
 
2013-03-26 02:45:17 PM

Optimal_Illusion: I like that last one, because I recognized the pinwheel "tattoo" and compass, and recognized she was supposed to be Nami from One Piece.


Too bad it's shooped.  GIS with that image and you'll find the original sans tattoo and with smaller breasts.
 
2013-03-26 03:20:45 PM

Neondion: Gaius: frostus: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not

After dating A and B cup women my entire life, I married a DD (that is NOT why I married her).  She was an RN and had constant back pain from standing, bending, and walking so much.  My poor step daughter hit DD's at age 11.  It was a living hell for her.

/happily divorced
//back to dating A's and B's


If you want yourself a girl with a tight little kitty....then find yourself a girl with itty bitty titties.

/do not have said girl currently
//not complaining


That's not true. Not all women with large chests are blown out whores. It's the ones with large FAKE chests that you have to worry about.
 
2013-03-26 03:31:17 PM
What a sad, sad world we live in.....this skank gets a taxpayer-funded breast implant because she couldn't pursue her dream of being a "model". Boo-Farking-Hoo!
Stop the world, I wanna get off....and no, NOT on her horrible fake breasts!
 
2013-03-26 03:34:32 PM

kiwimoogle84: Neondion: Gaius: frostus: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not

After dating A and B cup women my entire life, I married a DD (that is NOT why I married her).  She was an RN and had constant back pain from standing, bending, and walking so much.  My poor step daughter hit DD's at age 11.  It was a living hell for her.

/happily divorced
//back to dating A's and B's


If you want yourself a girl with a tight little kitty....then find yourself a girl with itty bitty titties.

/do not have said girl currently
//not complaining

That's not true. Not all women with large chests are blown out whores. It's the ones with large FAKE chests that you have to worry about.


Yeah I wasn't being serious.  Those are actually song lyrics believe it or not.
 
2013-03-26 03:46:59 PM

Neondion: kiwimoogle84: Neondion: Gaius: frostus: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not

After dating A and B cup women my entire life, I married a DD (that is NOT why I married her).  She was an RN and had constant back pain from standing, bending, and walking so much.  My poor step daughter hit DD's at age 11.  It was a living hell for her.

/happily divorced
//back to dating A's and B's


If you want yourself a girl with a tight little kitty....then find yourself a girl with itty bitty titties.

/do not have said girl currently
//not complaining

That's not true. Not all women with large chests are blown out whores. It's the ones with large FAKE chests that you have to worry about.

Yeah I wasn't being serious.  Those are actually song lyrics believe it or not.


I figured you were just being clever. *shrug*

Although, some guys DO prefer the small tittied women. Nothing wrong with that.
 
2013-03-26 03:51:51 PM

Sinbox: Links are NSFW.


I see you saved the best for last.
 
2013-03-26 03:57:08 PM

kiwimoogle84: Although, some guys DO prefer the small tittied women. Nothing wrong with that.


Gravity always wins. Experience has taught me that the small ones hold up better.
 
2013-03-26 03:59:42 PM

Tyrosine: kiwimoogle84: Although, some guys DO prefer the small tittied women. Nothing wrong with that.

Gravity always wins. Experience has taught me that the small ones hold up better.


Which has been my argument all along that the ladies with the B's? WE are jealous of YOU.
 
JVD
2013-03-26 04:00:13 PM

que.guero: [i996.photobucket.com image 620x870]


Not sure if improvement or not...
 
2013-03-26 04:01:22 PM

kiwimoogle84: Neondion: kiwimoogle84: Neondion: Gaius: frostus: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not

After dating A and B cup women my entire life, I married a DD (that is NOT why I married her).  She was an RN and had constant back pain from standing, bending, and walking so much.  My poor step daughter hit DD's at age 11.  It was a living hell for her.

/happily divorced
//back to dating A's and B's


If you want yourself a girl with a tight little kitty....then find yourself a girl with itty bitty titties.

/do not have said girl currently
//not complaining

That's not true. Not all women with large chests are blown out whores. It's the ones with large FAKE chests that you have to worry about.

Yeah I wasn't being serious.  Those are actually song lyrics believe it or not.

I figured you were just being clever. *shrug*

Although, some guys DO prefer the small tittied women. Nothing wrong with that.


It's simple.  More than a mouthful is appreciated, but unnecessary.
 
2013-03-26 04:04:00 PM

kiwimoogle84: Tyrosine: kiwimoogle84: Although, some guys DO prefer the small tittied women. Nothing wrong with that.

Gravity always wins. Experience has taught me that the small ones hold up better.

Which has been my argument all along that the ladies with the B's? WE are jealous of YOU.


It is our nature to want what we have not got.
 
2013-03-26 04:06:51 PM

Summa cum loudly: What a sad, sad world we live in.....this skank gets a taxpayer-funded breast implant because she couldn't pursue her dream of being a "model". Boo-Farking-Hoo!
Stop the world, I wanna get off....and no, NOT on her horrible fake breasts!


What a sad, sad world we live in...there are still people that believe what The Sun prints.  Sure, this woman got a boob job, but the chances that she didn't pay for it are about the same chances I have of scoring some Lakers tickets from the pope.

/The Sun is a tabloid along the same lines as The Weekly World News; it's a rare event when they print something accurate, and when that does happen it's usually a mistake.
 
2013-03-26 04:10:11 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-26 04:10:43 PM

kiwimoogle84: Neondion: kiwimoogle84: Neondion: Gaius: frostus: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not

After dating A and B cup women my entire life, I married a DD (that is NOT why I married her).  She was an RN and had constant back pain from standing, bending, and walking so much.  My poor step daughter hit DD's at age 11.  It was a living hell for her.

/happily divorced
//back to dating A's and B's


If you want yourself a girl with a tight little kitty....then find yourself a girl with itty bitty titties.

/do not have said girl currently
//not complaining

That's not true. Not all women with large chests are blown out whores. It's the ones with large FAKE chests that you have to worry about.

Yeah I wasn't being serious.  Those are actually song lyrics believe it or not.

I figured you were just being clever. *shrug*

Although, some guys DO prefer the small tittied women. Nothing wrong with that.


I have never been accused of being clever before so thanks for that!  I am more of a hair man myself.  Something about a long gorgeous head of hair that gets me going.

/don't get me wrong tits and ass are nice too, I'm still a man afterall
 
2013-03-26 04:18:53 PM
Face is still broken.
 
2013-03-26 05:25:23 PM

GrogSmash: minoridiot: With a little effort, it might make a passsible tranny.

I've seen trany's I'd jump in a second.

That... Gah.

And if she wants to be a model, time to invest in some tattoo removal.
/shudder


"This one's for tha playa's club."

/Obscure?
 
2013-03-26 05:46:36 PM
Thanks a lot, Obama.
 
2013-03-26 06:07:50 PM
ugly as home made sin and dumb as a brick. she goes on and on like casey anthony about how she wants to party but her kids are older. seems she roped in mom to watch them.

man i hate saying someone is a waste of flesh (and silicone) but if i were to say that she'd be a prime candidate.
 
2013-03-26 06:35:33 PM
I hope it's already been said many times over already, but if that before picture is honest, she was NOT flat chested!  If the article is true, the public should be outraged.  Plus, that absurd increase in size should be grounds for malpractice, IMHO.
 
2013-03-26 06:55:56 PM

Sinbox: Links are NSFW.


Excellent stack of eye bleach!
 
2013-03-26 08:55:58 PM
I thought what she did to her tits was going to be a real disappointment, but, shiat, what the fark did she do to her face?  God damn, what a shame, a girl wants to go and ruin herself like that.
 
2013-03-26 09:41:12 PM
cdn.motinetwork.net
 
2013-03-26 10:10:39 PM

frostus: Sinbox: Links are NSFW.

Excellent stack of eye bleach!


fknra: I see you saved the best for last.



*profile pic*
 
2013-03-26 11:44:04 PM
What the fark? Did Mattel paint her face on?
 
2013-03-27 12:15:09 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i48.tinypic.com image 620x870]


If you are ever in town, I will buy you a beer in exchange for the drink that I just snerked all over my desk.

That is glorious.
 
2013-03-27 12:15:27 AM
subby actually thinks she's *Smoking Hot*?

She was kinda cute before the ridiculous bolt ons
well, potentially cute. hard to tell with that before pic

but those after pics with the electrical tape eyebrows the hideous lipstick and makeup

just
yuk
 
2013-03-27 03:27:03 AM

Trik: subby actually thinks she's *Smoking Hot*?


Why do we have to explain this in every thread where it comes up?

"Smoking hot" has, many many times already in Fark, been used as a sarcastic way of saying "complete munter." In fact, as far as smoking hot goes here, this one is surprisingly un-walrus like.
 
2013-03-27 04:30:42 AM

Trik: subby actually thinks she's *Smoking Hot*?

She was kinda cute before the ridiculous bolt ons
well, potentially cute. hard to tell with that before pic

but those after pics with the electrical tape eyebrows the hideous lipstick and makeup

just
yuk


Since 2002? Really?

Your're smoking hot.
 
2013-03-27 05:52:31 AM

megarian:

Interceptor1: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it. Keep them real.

Yeah...if I can't figure out how to properly traverse a mall or the finer points of hair-straightening, I think fake boob upkeep is not for me.

Pfft.  Screw that.  You are, unlike the poor subject of this article, smoking hot.  THAT'S why you don't get altered.  Desecration of a national monument is a serious charge.
 
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