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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 22-year-old, emotionally distressed from being flat-chested, gets new 36DD £4,800 taxpayer funded breasts: "My new boobs have changed my life" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 457
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2013-03-26 08:03:23 AM
Smoking hot? More like slow roasted.
 
2013-03-26 08:06:03 AM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-26 08:07:06 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i48.tinypic.com image 620x870]


That is uncanny.
 
2013-03-26 08:07:14 AM
THIS is why we should be able to ignore subby and his retarded headlines. Smokin hot, my ass.

/AND man hands.
 
2013-03-26 08:07:46 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i48.tinypic.com image 620x870]


Well done.
 
2013-03-26 08:08:42 AM
"yeeecch!  You should have gotten a nose job instead!"

i406.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 08:14:12 AM
She looks like a farking clown.  Stupidity on that level should be a capital offense.
 
2013-03-26 08:17:56 AM
You know, I've always told my wife that the bigger the boobs, the cuter the girl gets.

doesn't work with trannys, really.
 
2013-03-26 08:18:19 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Subby, you are guilty of hate crimes against humanity.


Subby I farkied you at "troll level over 9000"

Well played.
 
2013-03-26 08:21:31 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i48.tinypic.com image 620x870]


img24.imageshack.us

Had to add to it. Well done Abe.
 
2013-03-26 08:21:38 AM

base935: I like her better without the Sharpie.

[i.imgur.com image 620x870]


I like her better with a different face.

i45.tinypic.com

Hours of PS skills put to use here.
 
2013-03-26 08:22:53 AM
Oh god. I can see Patrick Stewart's face even in the non-shopped photos now.
 
2013-03-26 08:27:22 AM
ya know.. I would say kill it with fire... but fire has been good to me, why would I punish it like that?
 
2013-03-26 08:33:58 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i48.tinypic.com image 620x870]


That is genius.
 
2013-03-26 08:34:40 AM
Is that Jimmy Durante's nose???
 
2013-03-26 08:36:42 AM

Nutshell163: [img.photobucket.com image 620x870]



By far the best use of a paper bag YET
 
2013-03-26 08:44:33 AM

bingethinker: Apparently "smoking hot" now means "face like a baboon".


No shiat. I do not like that girl (as pictured, maybe it's just bad photos) and her cup size has nothing to do with it.
 
2013-03-26 08:55:47 AM
Since when are GP's experts in mental health?   I am very surprised that this was able to side step a psychological evaluation.    The fact that she went to such an extreme size and is now planning to be a model clearly shows there were other issues that were not addressed.
 
2013-03-26 08:56:48 AM

RatMaster999: This is what we call a lo-res fox.

She was cute when she had real boobs and was out of focus.


AKA mid-range Scud
 
2013-03-26 09:01:51 AM

RatMaster999: Dahnkster: [squathole.files.wordpress.com image 280x421]

clown tits?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x502]


Moxie is hawt.

sedgr: Five minutes of weak photoshop skills later to fix the idiotic hair, eybrows, and makeup...

[i.imgur.com image 620x870]

I'm sure someone else can do better.


Wow! What a difference that makes...
 
2013-03-26 09:01:55 AM
What is seen cannot be unseen. :-/
 
2013-03-26 09:10:29 AM
i68.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 09:11:36 AM
If by "smoking hot" you mean "skanky" then I'm ok with this.
 
2013-03-26 09:13:15 AM

GAT_00: There is no part of this story that is not fake.


Are you insinuating that the Sun just makes shiat up and people only look at it for the page 3 topless girls? What the heck is going on? You have blown my mind.
 
2013-03-26 09:15:19 AM
"My new boobs have changed my life"

Let me guess... Now all sorts of gentlemen are asking her out for a bagged lunch?
 
2013-03-26 09:22:22 AM

Interceptor1: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it. Keep them real.


Yeah...if I can't figure out how to properly traverse a mall or the finer points of hair-straightening, I think fake boob upkeep is not for me.
 
2013-03-26 09:26:53 AM
I LOVE reading all the studman comments here.
99% of straight male farkers would hit it.  If they could.
 
2013-03-26 09:28:26 AM

megarian: Interceptor1: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it. Keep them real.

Yeah...if I can't figure out how to properly traverse a mall or the finer points of hair-straightening, I think fake boob upkeep is not for me.


upkeep? it's not like they need fed.

/or DO they?
 
2013-03-26 09:29:52 AM
OMG Picard pic - I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything.
 
2013-03-26 09:30:08 AM
flavorwire.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-26 09:31:09 AM

walkerhound: RatMaster999: [www.webstaurantstore.com image 500x500]

  

One for her, one for you, and one for the dog.


If I only had one bag and were feeling randy, I'd put it on her while farking the dog.
 
2013-03-26 09:31:33 AM
Sweetie you didn't need to fix your boobs, you needed to fix the fact that you're ugly.
 
2013-03-26 09:31:41 AM

Andrew Wiggin: megarian: Interceptor1: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it. Keep them real.

Yeah...if I can't figure out how to properly traverse a mall or the finer points of hair-straightening, I think fake boob upkeep is not for me.

upkeep? it's not like they need fed.

/or DO they?


I thought they were supposed to do the feeding
 
2013-03-26 09:41:10 AM
So if she got them due to emotional distress, who can we talk to about having them removed for causing *us* emotional distress?
 
2013-03-26 09:43:16 AM
I have to say -- and I'm sure I'm in the minority here -- that I hate breast implants.  Natural breasts are sexy no matter what the size...fake boobs..not at all.
 
2013-03-26 09:48:06 AM
Girl desperately needs some makeup lessons.   All wrong, wrong, wrong, sweetie.
 
2013-03-26 09:57:28 AM
so the brits have a jersey shore... with their own snookie.... congrats.
 
2013-03-26 10:14:43 AM

Gaius: frostus: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not

After dating A and B cup women my entire life, I married a DD (that is NOT why I married her).  She was an RN and had constant back pain from standing, bending, and walking so much.  My poor step daughter hit DD's at age 11.  It was a living hell for her.

/happily divorced
//back to dating A's and B's



If you want yourself a girl with a tight little kitty....then find yourself a girl with itty bitty titties.

/do not have said girl currently
//not complaining
 
2013-03-26 10:21:04 AM
epic thread...

epic face, never did I see a clown with such large balloons.
 
2013-03-26 10:22:53 AM
Damn you, SUBBY.
 
2013-03-26 10:29:29 AM
Should not have clicked on the link.  Holy Mother of God, what in the world did I just see.  That could not have been real.
 
2013-03-26 10:30:14 AM
fark you subby, the problem is chances are the fat fark that posted this actually does think she's hot.
 
2013-03-26 10:32:47 AM
img.thesun.co.uk
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2013-03-26 11:01:12 AM
 
2013-03-26 11:10:13 AM
Those damned American's and their boobjobs.
 
2013-03-26 11:10:58 AM

megarian: I want them to come with air conditioning, a bottle opener, GPS, iPhone dock, speakers, and a cigarette lighter (ya know...for guests).


Well, one out of six ain't bad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiCyXqJ0g1I
 
2013-03-26 11:15:27 AM

sedgr: Five minutes of weak photoshop skills later to fix the idiotic hair, eybrows, and makeup...

[i.imgur.com image 620x870]

I'm sure someone else can do better.


img.poptower.com
 
2013-03-26 11:21:13 AM
She ain't good lookin. But damned if I wouldn't after last call and too many pints deep. She ain't fat and that's enough. Lord knows I've had her equal.
 
2013-03-26 11:23:16 AM
This gal might have wanted a rack like Katie Price, unfortunately she's got a face like Jeremy Renner in drag. Same nose, I swear.
 
2013-03-26 11:32:54 AM
Just remember that beauty is only a light switch away.
 
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