megarian: kiwimoogle84: megarian: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.It's not about the boobs.I just really really like technology.You're expecting bionic boobs?You may say I'm a dreamer...I want them to come with air conditioning, a bottle opener, GPS, iPhone dock, speakers, and a cigarette lighter (ya know...for guests).Now THAT is a great idea. I'd spring for a set of those.One time I saw a bra that had a bottle opener between the cups. I would have bought one in a heartbeat but they only had up to 34C. I shook my giant Greek fist at the rack of them./pun intended*Clicks profile*I just remembered why I had you in green. Scotch. Rabbit pancake car.You. I like you.Yup, light blue, and TOOOOOOL as your farkie. Alcohol may have been involved.So, uh, pillow fight?It's on.Well, pillow fight and obviously comparing boobs.
Dictatorial_Flair: Sorry, I'm probably just mad because I've seen a few hundred people who had their lives unnecessarily completely destroyed by our cutthroat health care payment system.
sedgr: I'm sure someone else can do better.
jaytkay: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 272x272]They have Sharpies in the UK? I did not know that.
walkerhound: RatMaster999: [www.webstaurantstore.com image 500x500][www.webstaurantstore.com image 200x200] [www.webstaurantstore.com image 200x200] [www.webstaurantstore.com image 200x200]One for her, one for you, and one for the dog.
kevinboehm: Smoking hot? Maybe after you
kvinesknows: lookimg like an ass is still much better then what she looks like
Maggie_Luna: I hope y'all find consolation from these jugs ( or just look at pictures of Felicia Days or preferred attractive female of choice. Certainly helped me. :)
Fell In Love With a Chair: My own quick n dirty:[i.imgur.com image 454x639]/Ten minutes
Lorelle: Danger Avoid Death: And, whatever you do, don't get the pre-sliced lunchmeat.[i432.photobucket.com image 750x600]
megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.
The One True TheDavid: FunkOut:If someone looks in the mirror and sees Sophia Vergara when the rest of the world sees Divine, there's major cognitive dysfunction. Maybe neurologists can scan their brains to see what the hell is wrong.Oh come on. What did Divine do to deserve that comparison?By the way, I'm emotionally distressed from having a very small penis but the US taxpayers refuse to help me with that. It's high time we overthrow the government and install a more gullible sensitive and caring one.
Arthur Jumbles: Eyebrows..... can't stop starring at the eyebrows.....
pc: It's only me, but the before pics are way better? Natural belly and boobage always turn me on.And 22??? Looks more like mid 30's[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x789]
Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, shes got hamhocks for hands
Capn.Brownbeard: Phineas: Its nice to see Groucho Marx's granddaughter doing so wellCame for pics of Groucho Marx, leaving only slightly dissatisfied.
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