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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 22-year-old, emotionally distressed from being flat-chested, gets new 36DD £4,800 taxpayer funded breasts: "My new boobs have changed my life" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 457
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2013-03-26 03:43:23 AM  
Smoking hot 22-year-old

*clicks link*

i220.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 03:46:19 AM  

megarian: kiwimoogle84: megarian: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.

You're expecting bionic boobs?

You may say I'm a dreamer...

I want them to come with air conditioning, a bottle opener, GPS, iPhone dock, speakers, and a cigarette lighter (ya know...for guests).

Now THAT is a great idea. I'd spring for a set of those.

One time I saw a bra that had a bottle opener between the cups. I would have bought one in a heartbeat but they only had up to 34C. I shook my giant Greek fist at the rack of them.

/pun intended

*Clicks profile*
I just remembered why I had you in green. Scotch. Rabbit pancake car.

You. I like you.

Yup, light blue, and TOOOOOOL as your farkie. Alcohol may have been involved.

So, uh, pillow fight?

It's on.

Well, pillow fight and obviously comparing boobs.


Fap fap fap...
 
2013-03-26 03:47:37 AM  
Smoking hot and EVERY SUN ARTICLE EVER ON FARKhas always disappointed
Like going out on a blind date with this girl disappointed
 
2013-03-26 03:49:03 AM  
this is what happens when you don't squash the dreams of children at a young age. they think they can be anything they want.

nope
 
2013-03-26 03:55:26 AM  

Dictatorial_Flair: Sorry, I'm probably just mad because I've seen a few hundred people who had their lives unnecessarily completely destroyed by our cutthroat health care payment system.


Yea I can come off a bit abrasive (or so I've been told by friends) but I don't mean to come off that way. I know what that is like with my wife, she can get coverage through her job BUT it would eat ~$300-400 of her monthly paycheck if I remember correctly. She opts to stay uninsured and hopes she doesn't have any problems. Walk in/urgent care centers remain a viable option if she is sick or gets an injury and needs to be seen by someone, much cheaper in the long run since we don't have the money sink for actual coverage.
 
2013-03-26 04:02:48 AM  
I hope y'all find consolation from these jugs ( or just look at pictures of Felicia Days or preferred attractive female of choice. Certainly helped me. :)
 
2013-03-26 04:04:47 AM  
300+ posts in a big boob thread and we've practically got nothing but freak shows?

I am disappoint. Click here for a nice set of tits. NSFW, obviously.

You're welcome.
 
2013-03-26 04:12:32 AM  

sedgr: I'm sure someone else can do better.


Already did. You saw the one with the paper bag, right?
 
2013-03-26 04:12:38 AM  

jaytkay: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 272x272]

They have Sharpies in the UK? I did not know that.


Yep....
 
2013-03-26 04:17:42 AM  
She looks funny.
 
2013-03-26 04:20:32 AM  
Every third woman has body dysmorphic disorder, don't they?

Doctor, use all of your skills to make me homely as possible!

Will do! Did your cheque clear?
 
2013-03-26 04:38:39 AM  

walkerhound: RatMaster999: [www.webstaurantstore.com image 500x500]

[www.webstaurantstore.com image 200x200] [www.webstaurantstore.com image 200x200] [www.webstaurantstore.com image 200x200]

One for her, one for you, and one for the dog.


I LOL'd most heartily.

Thank you
 
2013-03-26 04:39:42 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-26 04:46:00 AM  
Smoking hot?  Maybe after you
 
2013-03-26 04:50:58 AM  

kevinboehm: Smoking hot?  Maybe after you


Dammit.  Failure to preview has resulted in me looking like an ass, again.
 
2013-03-26 04:55:40 AM  
lookimg like an ass is still much better then what she looks like
 
2013-03-26 04:57:16 AM  

kvinesknows: lookimg like an ass is still much better then what she looks like


Good point.
 
2013-03-26 05:03:39 AM  

Maggie_Luna: I hope y'all find consolation from these jugs ( or just look at pictures of Felicia Days or preferred attractive female of choice. Certainly helped me. :)


fap
 
2013-03-26 05:07:56 AM  
How should this be publically funded?

Then again,surgical genital swapping probably is....I guess if there's anything you think"Isn't right" that's distressing you, you can get publically funded surgery.I'd get a bit of a reduction and lift myself if I didn't know unnecessary surgery is actually traumatic for the body, Although now I've found a few very nice support bras, so when I want to "look good" instead of fat/floppy, I wear one of them(occasionally covered with a sports bra for support). It's hard on my back to wear my boobs in the lifted posititon all the time, so I pick my spots.
 
2013-03-26 05:08:48 AM  
Chavtastic!
 
2013-03-26 05:10:00 AM  
^ also, she doesn't appear to have had "zero percent" breast tissue, she was just small chested. Unless she was stuffing in the "before" pic.
 
2013-03-26 05:26:28 AM  

Fell In Love With a Chair: My own quick n dirty:
[i.imgur.com image 454x639]
/Ten minutes


Uhhhhhhh uhhhhh Ellen Barkin... no ....uhm..........If Amy Winehouse was still alive......no wait.......ermmmmmm........ ok got it. Beethoven's daughter. The actor, not the composer.
 
2013-03-26 05:27:41 AM  
Well since those boobs are technically public property since they were paid for with tax dollars, everyone who pays into the system should be entitled to a curiosity grope.
 
2013-03-26 05:31:33 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-03-26 05:39:27 AM  
One last thing...If she was a 32A to start with, she can't become a 36 DD. The number is the ribcage measurement below the bust. Now I do realize her after sugery bustline may be slightly lower or higher, but it wouldn't be 4 inches difference of circumference. She's probably a 32 G now, that's how this letter-number thing works.
 
2013-03-26 06:01:32 AM  
Kinda makes you wonder if she's got a british dentist too....
 
2013-03-26 06:03:52 AM  
NVM...watched the video...convinced she doesn't have teeth.
 
2013-03-26 06:08:35 AM  

Lorelle: Danger Avoid Death: And, whatever you do, don't get the pre-sliced lunchmeat.

[i432.photobucket.com image 750x600]


sharetv.org  frowns on your clown meat joke
 
2013-03-26 06:09:31 AM  
Jeff Dunham's new ventriloquist dummy?
 
2013-03-26 06:11:12 AM  

megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.


Don't do it. Keep them real.
 
2013-03-26 06:19:01 AM  

The One True TheDavid: FunkOut:

If someone looks in the mirror and sees Sophia Vergara when the rest of the world sees Divine, there's major cognitive dysfunction. Maybe neurologists can scan their brains to see what the hell is wrong.

Oh come on. What did Divine do to deserve that comparison?

By the way, I'm emotionally distressed from having a very small penis but the US taxpayers refuse to help me with that. It's high time we overthrow the government and install a more gullible sensitive and caring one.


Medicare will pay for it. Just tell your doctor you have ED and you can get a penis pump on the taxpayer's dime. Saw it advertised this weekend at about 5 am. Had to dig on their website for the price and laughed. $175 for the pump itself, and then like $60 for spare "tension rings" and lube. But yeah, you can pump away to artificial (albeit very temporary) enlargement on the taxpayer's dime. Of course you could also go down to an adult video store and get something that does the same thing for $30 or $53 for the super deluxe version (comparison shopped on the Lion's Den website out of curiosity). When I was working at one of those places we were told that 15 minutes was a safe time limit for customers to wear the rings, but the commercial said half an hour. So you can get a half hour of time to not disappoint.

Gotta wait until you're 65 to do in on the government's dime though unless you qualify for Medicaid. However, they claim that most private insurers will pay for the device as well (I assume because it is cheaper than a constant supply of $10 pills).
 
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2013-03-26 06:19:17 AM  
so theres a NEW new jersey?
and it's in england of all places?
 
2013-03-26 06:26:56 AM  

Arthur Jumbles: Eyebrows..... can't stop starring at the eyebrows.....


Consider yourself blessed.
 
2013-03-26 06:31:20 AM  
British hot.
 
2013-03-26 06:32:38 AM  
img545.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-26 06:54:45 AM  
i205.photobucket.com
 
pc
2013-03-26 07:02:28 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-26 07:06:55 AM  
she's still farking ugly.
 
2013-03-26 07:06:57 AM  
She would have been better off having the addadicktome surgery.
 
2013-03-26 07:18:19 AM  
has anyone mentioned that her lipstick makes her look like she's been chewing ham fat?
 
pc
2013-03-26 07:26:28 AM  
It's only me, but the before pics are way better? Natural belly and boobage always turn me on.

And 22??? Looks more like mid 30's


img.thesun.co.uk
 
2013-03-26 07:30:03 AM  
www.mentalfloss.com

Reads head line: *Outrage*
Sees that it is The Sun: *meh*
 
2013-03-26 07:32:32 AM  
"Smoking hot" + The Sun = AW HELL NAW
 
2013-03-26 07:35:55 AM  
Ms. Cunningham do you see how Ms. Price does not suffer from Genetic Clown Face?  That's why she was able to be a model.  You, on the other hand, might fit in better with some low paid extras on a fetish pornography movie.
 
2013-03-26 07:37:09 AM  

pc: It's only me, but the before pics are way better? Natural belly and boobage always turn me on.

And 22??? Looks more like mid 30's


[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x789]


Build like that, you don't sweat the boobs, and just go for the perfect ass.
 
2013-03-26 07:47:27 AM  
Gah! The only thing "smoking" is whatever subby is smoking to think that chick with bolt-ons and eyebrows drawn in sharpie is smoking hot

Yikes
 
2013-03-26 07:51:49 AM  
"Smoking hot" in fark headline ...

*click*

upload.wikimedia.org

On the other hand, I'm sure she was reasonably attractive when she was still human. Now? Yechh.
 
2013-03-26 07:56:03 AM  

Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, shes got hamhocks for hands


She got man hands!!!!
 
2013-03-26 07:58:48 AM  

Capn.Brownbeard: Phineas: Its nice to see Groucho Marx's granddaughter doing so well

Came for pics of Groucho Marx, leaving only slightly dissatisfied.


i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-26 08:01:43 AM  
I'd hit it. Then again, I troll for random unprotected sex under dark piers, so that's not saying much.
 
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