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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 22-year-old, emotionally distressed from being flat-chested, gets new 36DD £4,800 taxpayer funded breasts: "My new boobs have changed my life" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 457
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2013-03-26 02:02:55 AM
The Iraq war was a better use of government money.
 
2013-03-26 02:05:00 AM
Fell In Love With a Chair:

Funny how no one had a farking thing to say to my face about that, but I'm the one who's still pissed.

You should have ended with "You are bad selfish people and you should feel bad. I will feel anger every time I remember this day. You disgust me, you heartless soulless vermin." Then angrily stick your saber back in the scabbard and march off, jump onto a steed, and gallop off.

Exits used to be so much more dramatic.
 
2013-03-26 02:06:16 AM
I was going to say that the only way she'd be 'smokin' hot' is if someone lit her on fire but, from the looks of that tan job, it appears that such an attempt was already made and unsuccessful.
 
2013-03-26 02:09:29 AM
Lolol my mom wears an E cup. I'm very thankful I wear a c cup. I think I'd die if I had to pack around boobs that big.
 
2013-03-26 02:10:31 AM

FunkOut: Fell In Love With a Chair:

Funny how no one had a farking thing to say to my face about that, but I'm the one who's still pissed.

You should have ended with "You are bad selfish people and you should feel bad. I will feel anger every time I remember this day. You disgust me, you heartless soulless vermin." Then angrily stick your saber back in the scabbard and march off, jump onto a steed, and gallop off.

Exits used to be so much more dramatic.


We were working on these:
i.imgur.com
Which would be way more interesting than a horse IMO.
 
2013-03-26 02:11:09 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: FunkOut: Fell In Love With a Chair:

Funny how no one had a farking thing to say to my face about that, but I'm the one who's still pissed.

You should have ended with "You are bad selfish people and you should feel bad. I will feel anger every time I remember this day. You disgust me, you heartless soulless vermin." Then angrily stick your saber back in the scabbard and march off, jump onto a steed, and gallop off.

Exits used to be so much more dramatic.

We were working on these:
[i.imgur.com image 348x660]
Which would be way more interesting than a horse IMO.


Plus they don't poop.
 
2013-03-26 02:12:44 AM
The money would have been better spent on a therapist.
 
2013-03-26 02:14:55 AM

FunkOut: Fell In Love With a Chair: FunkOut: Fell In Love With a Chair:

Funny how no one had a farking thing to say to my face about that, but I'm the one who's still pissed.

You should have ended with "You are bad selfish people and you should feel bad. I will feel anger every time I remember this day. You disgust me, you heartless soulless vermin." Then angrily stick your saber back in the scabbard and march off, jump onto a steed, and gallop off.

Exits used to be so much more dramatic.

We were working on these:
[WoWcart.jpg]
Which would be way more interesting than a horse IMO.

Plus they don't poop.


Having refurbished and cleaned quite a few of these, it might not be THEIR poop, but there is poop. Poop, blood, and I don't even know what else. Sometimes when you open up the laptop ones, sharps (unused/used) and other medical equipment can be hiding inside! Kinda makes you wish it was just poop.
 
2013-03-26 02:16:06 AM

DarkLancelot: Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.



I sure as hell hope you meant Impediment, not Impetus.
 
2013-03-26 02:16:52 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: h

ow the fark do you start your life with 118 grand in hospital bills and another 68k three years later? How is she ever going to own a car or a house or go to college?

Medical bankruptcy? File for chapter 7, yea bankruptcy hurts but atleast she would be able to move on with her life.
 
2013-03-26 02:21:59 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: In fact, you can tell I'm still mad because I failed to english just now.


Move to Canada. Even if you lose everything down to/including your underwear to do it, you'll come out ahead.

/not really trolling for conservatives
 
2013-03-26 02:24:21 AM
Facial reconstruction for burn victims has really come a long way in the last decade...
 
2013-03-26 02:26:17 AM

bingethinker: Apparently "smoking hot" now means "face like a baboon".


More like a mandrill! Frightening!!
 
2013-03-26 02:26:24 AM

Tenatra: Babbs: Who are all these farkers who are SO against National Health Care? I mean for god sakes, wouldn't it be great to have these procedures done and not have to worry about going bankrupt?

I'm against it but I'm also a smoker

/On the other hand I'm also a veteran
//VA ftw.


Soooo you're a shameless hypocrite. Figures.
 
2013-03-26 02:28:29 AM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH AH AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
 
2013-03-26 02:28:36 AM
The greatest trick the surgeon ever pulled was convincing the world FARK Josie Cunningham was never a man.
 
2013-03-26 02:29:27 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: Having refurbished and cleaned quite a few of these, it might not be THEIR poop, but there is poop. Poop, blood, and I don't even know what else. Sometimes when you open up the laptop ones, sharps (unused/used) and other medical equipment can be hiding inside! Kinda makes you wish it was just poop.


I don't even want to imagine what is inside those things. I mostly try not to think about it.
 
2013-03-26 02:29:36 AM

Dictatorial_Flair: Soooo you're a shameless hypocrite. Figures.


The perks of serving our country. Sign your life away and you too can reap the benefits ;)
 
2013-03-26 02:29:56 AM

borg: The greatest trick the surgeon ever pulled was convincing the world FARK Josie Cunningham was never a man.


Yeah. We're not that convinced.
 
2013-03-26 02:32:49 AM

Tenatra: Dictatorial_Flair: Soooo you're a shameless hypocrite. Figures.

The perks of serving our country. Sign your life away and you too can reap the benefits ;)


Yeah, that comment doesn't make it better. You reap the benefits of a socialized medical system and revel in it while suggesting other people should have to go through bankruptcy because of bad luck and happenstance. Thanks for your service, but your position is despicable.
 
2013-03-26 02:33:10 AM
img.foodnetwork.com  theconfidenceguyonline.com
 
JVD
2013-03-26 02:36:30 AM

Alleyoop: [img.foodnetwork.com image 282x211]  [theconfidenceguyonline.com image 300x217]


ROFL!


Seriously though, if I have nightmares tonight I'm blaming FARK.
 
2013-03-26 02:37:09 AM

minoridiot: With a little effort, it might make a passsible tranny.


F O .
 
2013-03-26 02:40:22 AM
She made the right choice.
 
2013-03-26 02:41:13 AM

arentol: DarkLancelot: Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.


I sure as hell hope you meant Impediment, not Impetus.


The shock of that waxen, bloated face temporarily destroyed my proper vocabulary.  I'm lucky I was able to type anything beyond "EYAHAHAYAYAHHHHH".
 
2013-03-26 02:44:24 AM
www.floridageekscene.com
 
2013-03-26 02:45:29 AM

Tenatra: Fell In Love With a Chair: how the fark do you start your life with 118 grand in hospital bills and another 68k three years later? How is she ever going to own a car or a house or go to college?

Medical bankruptcy? File for chapter 7, yea bankruptcy hurts but atleast she would be able to move on with her life.


............
I intend to look into this immediately. Way better than her not paying and getting her wages garnished. I'm not the most financially knowledgable, but I should have farking remembered this existed. Thank you!!!

GrendelMk1: Fell In Love With a Chair: In fact, you can tell I'm still mad because I failed to english just now.

Move to Canada. Even if you lose everything down to/including your underwear to do it, you'll come out ahead.

/not really trolling for conservatives


I've considered it, and have been invited to do so in the past. I speak passable French and have a 4-year degree, and no uh, documented medical issues. Once I'm on my feet money-wise down here in 5-10 years, I'll probably give it much harder consideration. I'm lucky, I have a friend up there who says if I ever get something terminal like cancer, she'd marry me so I could have benefits instead of just dying down here in California. <3
 
2013-03-26 02:50:03 AM
Cannot help but think a nose-job would have been a better investment. I mean sheesh that thing is like a balloon or some shiat.
 
2013-03-26 02:53:02 AM

Dictatorial_Flair: Tenatra: Dictatorial_Flair: Soooo you're a shameless hypocrite. Figures.

The perks of serving our country. Sign your life away and you too can reap the benefits ;)

Yeah, that comment doesn't make it better. You reap the benefits of a socialized medical system and revel in it while suggesting other people should have to go through bankruptcy because of bad luck and happenstance. Thanks for your service, but your position is despicable.


I only mentioned bankruptcy as a serious consideration given the current circumstances that she and her SO are facing. Those aren't the cards I was dealt and I made sure that I would be set in the future. People join the military for various reasons, I joined solely for the health and education benefits.
 
2013-03-26 02:53:21 AM

Dahnkster:

[squathole.files.wordpress.com image 280x421]

clown tits?

Nah, I've never liked clown tits.  They taste funny.
 
2013-03-26 02:56:12 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: [www.metamute.org image 300x224]


Well done, sir.. that made me spit pea soup on my keyboard.
 
2013-03-26 02:58:58 AM
And I thought penciled eyebrows were bad.

www.makeupgeek.com
 
2013-03-26 02:59:01 AM

FunkOut: Forgetting you have company over and pulling the normal "run to get the phone, hold boobs in hands to stop painful bounce" move is always fun.


www.aerojockey.com
 
2013-03-26 02:59:12 AM
Face like a pig's erse with frostbite.
 
2013-03-26 02:59:23 AM
Reminds me of the Tosh bit where the ugly girl thinks if she was skinny she would be a supermodel... its not because your fat, its because of you're busted ass face. Learn math cause you're going to have to work hard like everyone else hun.
 
2013-03-26 02:59:49 AM
www.halloweenforum.com
 
2013-03-26 03:04:39 AM

Phineas: Its nice to see Groucho Marx's granddaughter doing so well

i111.photobucket.com

i111.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 03:06:58 AM
The Sun?

Why is there no commentary form Bat-boy or the alien that gay-married Elvis?
 
2013-03-26 03:07:22 AM

RatMaster999: [www.webstaurantstore.com image 500x500]


www.webstaurantstore.com www.webstaurantstore.com www.webstaurantstore.com

One for her, one for you, and one for the dog.
 
2013-03-26 03:08:31 AM

Tenatra: I only mentioned bankruptcy as a serious consideration given the current circumstances that she and her SO are facing. Those aren't the cards I was dealt and I made sure that I would be set in the future. People join the military for various reasons, I joined solely for the health and education benefits.


Sorry, I'm probably just mad because I've seen a few hundred people who had their lives unnecessarily completely destroyed by our cutthroat health care payment system. It would be more, but I've only been at it a few years. Health insurance is a cruel joke, and the companies who "provide" it should be viciously gutted. Our entire payment system is based on not taking care of people as much as possible. It's completely at odds with the entire aim of health care. I wouldn't do my job for free, but I seriously doubt I would be paid any less if we had a single-payer system or something similar.
 
2013-03-26 03:08:42 AM
Oh-ho-ho submitter, you'll not get me with your clever "smoking hot" ruse. You'd have done better to put "clay-faced gorgon" directly in the headline, thus toying more subtly with our expectations.
 
2013-03-26 03:11:32 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: I intend to look into this immediately. Way better than her not paying and getting her wages garnished. I'm not the most financially knowledgable, but I should have farking remembered this existed. Thank you!!!


Glad I could be of help :) That is a large burden to live with everyday, waking up and knowing that you are going to be working to foot that bill until the distant future.
 
2013-03-26 03:15:44 AM
i111.photobucket.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

Doby finally got this wish to be a real boy.   Too bad it went horribly wrong.
 
2013-03-26 03:18:31 AM
img.thesun.co.uk
www.hollywoodmegastore.com
 
2013-03-26 03:21:22 AM
I know we shouldn't judge people by appearance, I'm hardly a babe but dear, sweet goddess of mercy. If you're going into modeling where appearance does matter you should be realistic about your looks. Seriously it was like looking into a clown, poor girl doesn't know how to dress herself or paint herself. It's like you are dealt so many cards but if you have the means don't make yourself look worse, y'know?

/shudder
 
2013-03-26 03:28:14 AM
For a while there, I was impressed with how no one seemed to seize on the single-payer aspect of this story, and how this thread was commendably boob-oriented.  Oh, well...
 
2013-03-26 03:29:42 AM
My own quick n dirty:
i.imgur.com
/Ten minutes
 
2013-03-26 03:33:41 AM
Knew what I was in for the second I saw "smoking hot" in the headline, but damn...just...damn.
 
2013-03-26 03:36:06 AM
Sees "smoking hot"...

Clicks...

...


I hate you guys
 
2013-03-26 03:41:12 AM
Over in one...
 
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