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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 22-year-old, emotionally distressed from being flat-chested, gets new 36DD £4,800 taxpayer funded breasts: "My new boobs have changed my life" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 457
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2013-03-26 01:11:03 AM

frostus: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not


After dating A and B cup women my entire life, I married a DD (that is NOT why I married her).  She was an RN and had constant back pain from standing, bending, and walking so much.  My poor step daughter hit DD's at age 11.  It was a living hell for her.

/happily divorced
//back to dating A's and B's
 
2013-03-26 01:11:23 AM
LOL Smoking HOT? Subby there is a Tuesday Day Shift stripper JUST FOR YOU.
 
2013-03-26 01:12:05 AM

Cup_O_Jo: LOL Smoking HOT? Subby there is a Tuesday Day Shift stripper JUST FOR YOU.


How much did your mom pay you to advertise for her?
 
2013-03-26 01:12:15 AM

kiwimoogle84: megarian: Gaius: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

For the love of God don't do it.  Natural is the only way to go.

But how else will I gage my self worth?! By NOT having cosmetic surgery?!? Pffffft yeah right! #swag #yolo

By going on a feminist rampage, pitching a tent with the occupy movement, burning your bra, protesting for equal rights and wages, and then still expecting the men to pay for all the meals and open your doors?

I KNOW women like that.


I took a Women's Studies class in college. The chicks in that class...the professor...

...yeah. It was the opposite of anything that is good.
 
2013-03-26 01:13:23 AM

Gaius: frostus: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not

After dating A and B cup women my entire life, I married a DD (that is NOT why I married her).  She was an RN and had constant back pain from standing, bending, and walking so much.  My poor step daughter hit DD's at age 11.  It was a living hell for her.

/happily divorced
//back to dating A's and B's


That would depend on her frame. If she was 5'5 or under, I can see that. At my height, I carry the same size with no problems. Any bigger though and I'd just be mad.
 
2013-03-26 01:13:26 AM

Smeggy Smurf: Oldiron_79: Smeggy Smurf: I'd penis it.  I wouldn't talk about it but hey.  Doesn't matter had sex.

You came in THAT? You're braver than I thought.

I thought it smelled bad on the outside


No wonder you are on my faves
 
2013-03-26 01:14:54 AM

kiwimoogle84: Gaius: frostus: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not

After dating A and B cup women my entire life, I married a DD (that is NOT why I married her).  She was an RN and had constant back pain from standing, bending, and walking so much.  My poor step daughter hit DD's at age 11.  It was a living hell for her.

/happily divorced
//back to dating A's and B's

That would depend on her frame. If she was 5'5 or under, I can see that. At my height, I carry the same size with no problems. Any bigger though and I'd just be mad.


5'4
 
2013-03-26 01:15:48 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Arthur Jumbles: Eyebrows..... can't stop starring at the eyebrows.....

She skipped right over the Sharpie phase and went straight to the Marks-A-Lot

[quill.scene7.com image 360x360]


Sharpie Magnum

s7d5.scene7.com
 
2013-03-26 01:15:49 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 01:16:04 AM

Oldiron_79: Smeggy Smurf: Oldiron_79: Smeggy Smurf: I'd penis it.  I wouldn't talk about it but hey.  Doesn't matter had sex.

You came in THAT? You're braver than I thought.

I thought it smelled bad on the outside

No wonder you are on my faves


I hope it's as something horrible
 
2013-03-26 01:16:07 AM
I would do anything to get a breast reduction. I would do unspeakable things, because I live in America and will never make enough money to be able to afford it.
This headline makes me emotionally distressed.
 
2013-03-26 01:17:04 AM
Now that's one fine bird right there...reminds me of this other fine bird...

i88.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 01:17:12 AM

SJKebab: Her face is interesting, though I wonder if some of that isn't just a result of her makeup seemingly having been applied with a spade Trowel JCB.


img543.imageshack.us
FTFY.
 
2013-03-26 01:17:40 AM
FunkOut:

If someone looks in the mirror and sees Sophia Vergara when the rest of the world sees Divine, there's major cognitive dysfunction. Maybe neurologists can scan their brains to see what the hell is wrong.

Oh come on. What did Divine do to deserve that comparison?

By the way, I'm emotionally distressed from having a very small penis but the US taxpayers refuse to help me with that. It's high time we overthrow the government and install a more gullible sensitive and caring one.
 
2013-03-26 01:17:53 AM
Oh come on. Farkers are still falling for the "smoking hot" headline trap? I thought everyone knew about that by now.
 
2013-03-26 01:18:30 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: I would do anything to get a breast reduction. I would do unspeakable things, because I live in America and will never make enough money to be able to afford it.
This headline makes me emotionally distressed.


They do no look like they are bigger than your head.  A reduction would be terrible for us men but if it makes you happier than by all means do it.  We'll still objectify you sexually anyway.
 
2013-03-26 01:19:08 AM
I'm drunk enough that I've already called in for tomorrow, and no. Jumping Jesus Christ on a Pogo stick, this thing shouldn't be seen by the light of day.
 
2013-03-26 01:19:14 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: I would do anything to get a breast reduction. I would do unspeakable things, because I live in America and will never make enough money to be able to afford it.
This headline makes me emotionally distressed.


Do you have health insurance? Go into the doc and start biatching up a storm about your back and shoulders, and how much they hurt from carrying around the weight of your boobs. Insurance will cover it in that case. I had a friend who did it.
 
2013-03-26 01:19:35 AM
squathole.files.wordpress.com

clown tits?
 
2013-03-26 01:20:36 AM
www.franksaso.com
 
2013-03-26 01:21:35 AM
She's what is known as "British hot".
 
2013-03-26 01:22:29 AM

tzarro: Now that's one fine bird right there...reminds me of this other fine bird...

[i88.photobucket.com image 800x500]



It's been said, but yeah. Trouble bending over, trouble sleeping, pain in the back, and other things- claim emotional distress because you can't find clothes that fit right. You can get a medically necessary reduction if you get a doc to sign off on it.
 
2013-03-26 01:23:49 AM

panfried: themasterdebater: Someone needs to stop her.  Like NOW.

She does not look anything remotely close to Katie Price.  Her fat ass and man hips are what she should of gotten surgery on first.She looked way hotter in that blurry blonde picture with the small tits... small tits are hot.I wonder if she's banging the doctor who prescribed this on the public dime.

themasterdebater  should of   themasterdebater  should ofthemasterdebater  should of  should of  should of     themasterdebater   should HAVE!!!


Thank you. I was about to do that but much less politely.

/pet peave
 
2013-03-26 01:24:05 AM
Come on. That's Tim Heidecker in drag and we've all been spooked.
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-03-26 01:24:10 AM
The One True TheDavid:
By the way, I'm emotionally distressed from having a very small penis but the US taxpayers refuse to help me with that. It's high time we overthrow the government and install a more gullible sensitive and caring one.

Make sure you only go up to kielbasa. Do not be tempted to get the megabalogna. You'll never find pants off the rack that fit.
 
2013-03-26 01:24:31 AM

illannoyin: She's what is known as "British hot".


I don't even think the British think that she is hot. That is why she got those monster titties to distract men from her face.
 
2013-03-26 01:25:41 AM

kiwimoogle84: tzarro: Now that's one fine bird right there...reminds me of this other fine bird...

[i88.photobucket.com image 800x500]


It's been said, but yeah. Trouble bending over, trouble sleeping, pain in the back, and other things- claim emotional distress because you can't find clothes that fit right. You can get a medically necessary reduction if you get a doc to sign off on it.


I had the same problem with my dick. Much better now!
 
2013-03-26 01:25:42 AM

farkingismybusiness: Come on. That's Tim Heidecker in drag and we've all been spooked.


Baaaaaahahahahaha
 
2013-03-26 01:26:07 AM

Dahnkster: [squathole.files.wordpress.com image 280x421]

clown tits?


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-26 01:26:11 AM

FunkOut: The One True TheDavid:
By the way, I'm emotionally distressed from having a very small penis but the US taxpayers refuse to help me with that. It's high time we overthrow the government and install a more gullible sensitive and caring one.

Make sure you only go up to kielbasa. Do not be tempted to get the megabalogna. You'll never find pants off the rack that fit.


And, whatever you do, don't get the pre-sliced lunchmeat.
 
2013-03-26 01:28:49 AM
Smeggy Smurf:
They do no look like they are bigger than your head.  A reduction would be terrible for us men but if it makes you happier than by all means do it.  We'll still objectify you sexually anyway.

They're K-cup, they're actually larger than my head. During moments of debilitating silliness, and I wear my bra like a hat, it's quite loose as well.

Babbs:
Do you have health insurance? Go into the doc and start biatching up a storm about your back and shoulders, and how much they hurt from carrying around the weight of your boobs. Insurance will cover it in that case. I had a friend who did it.

Uninsured, but working as an IT contractor for a major state hospital in CA. My insured gf recently had a five day stay in the hospital for laproscopic gallballder removal to the tune of 68k (plus 3k extra to be taken via ambulance for an MRI offsite).
I once had a consultation for reduction, it was going to require shunts, drainage, and a two day hospital stay.... and the smallest they could get without losing my nipples to necrosis was an EE cup. A reduction surgery would be much more difficult and longer than a 20 minute gallbladder removal, as well.

Trying to give up on wanting this for myself, but then I see shiat like this and get so torn up inside I can't sleep
 
2013-03-26 01:29:18 AM
Danger Avoid Death: And, whatever you do, don't get the pre-sliced lunchmeat.

i432.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 01:29:24 AM
Damn she's oogly
 
2013-03-26 01:31:49 AM

ongbok: illannoyin: She's what is known as "British hot".

I don't even think the British think that she is hot. That is why she got those monster titties to distract men from her face.


She should have gone big enough to cover her face.
 
2013-03-26 01:32:10 AM

Gaius: frostus: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not

After dating A and B cup women my entire life, I married a DD (that is NOT why I married her).  She was an RN and had constant back pain from standing, bending, and walking so much.  My poor step daughter hit DD's at age 11.  It was a living hell for her.

/happily divorced
//back to dating A's and B's


Still happily married here. Luckily she has a sit down job and not a stand up job so she just parks them on her desk while she computers all day.

/at least I think that's how it works
//she wasn't DD when we met, that happened after the kid making started
 
2013-03-26 01:33:52 AM
I don't say this often, but I definitely DO NOT WANT
 
2013-03-26 01:34:23 AM

Danger Avoid Death: ongbok: illannoyin: She's what is known as "British hot".

I don't even think the British think that she is hot. That is why she got those monster titties to distract men from her face.

She should have gone big enough to cover her face.


After one or two beers the only thing a guy see's there are two big titties floating in the air.
 
2013-03-26 01:36:20 AM

ongbok: Danger Avoid Death: ongbok: illannoyin: She's what is known as "British hot".

I don't even think the British think that she is hot. That is why she got those monster titties to distract men from her face.

She should have gone big enough to cover her face.

After one or two beers the only thing a guy see's there are two big titties floating in the air.


Mission accomplished.
 
2013-03-26 01:39:51 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-26 01:40:14 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: Smeggy Smurf:
They do no look like they are bigger than your head.  A reduction would be terrible for us men but if it makes you happier than by all means do it.  We'll still objectify you sexually anyway.

They're K-cup


So if I push your nipple, I get a cup of watery coffee?
 
2013-03-26 01:41:30 AM

Nutshell163: [img.photobucket.com image 620x870]


Pair of gloves for those meat paws and you may be on to something
 
2013-03-26 01:42:09 AM
Five minutes of weak photoshop skills later to fix the idiotic hair, eybrows, and makeup...

i.imgur.com

I'm sure someone else can do better.
 
2013-03-26 01:44:14 AM
I was hesitant to click a Sun link for a smoking hot 22 y.o., but I'm glad I did. Actually got one more good laugh just before it's time to say night-night. Gotta love the NHS. Go in for a bewb job, get a new face for the same price.
 
2013-03-26 01:45:59 AM

Prof. Frink: Fell In Love With a Chair: Smeggy Smurf:
They do no look like they are bigger than your head.  A reduction would be terrible for us men but if it makes you happier than by all means do it.  We'll still objectify you sexually anyway.

They're K-cup

So if I push your nipple, I get a cup of watery coffee?


Hope you like weird flavours like "vanilla macadamia jungle nut", "blueberry cobbler" and nondescriptive ones "sunshine morning blend" buddy, cause I've never seen a normal ass keurig cup with just COFFEE written in 72pt Impact on the foil.

/brought enough creamer for the whole class
 
2013-03-26 01:46:40 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: Smeggy Smurf:
They do no look like they are bigger than your head.  A reduction would be terrible for us men but if it makes you happier than by all means do it.  We'll still objectify you sexually anyway.

They're K-cup, they're actually larger than my head. During moments of debilitating silliness, and I wear my bra like a hat, it's quite loose as well.

Babbs:
Do you have health insurance? Go into the doc and start biatching up a storm about your back and shoulders, and how much they hurt from carrying around the weight of your boobs. Insurance will cover it in that case. I had a friend who did it.

Uninsured, but working as an IT contractor for a major state hospital in CA. My insured gf recently had a five day stay in the hospital for laproscopic gallballder removal to the tune of 68k (plus 3k extra to be taken via ambulance for an MRI offsite).
I once had a consultation for reduction, it was going to require shunts, drainage, and a two day hospital stay.... and the smallest they could get without losing my nipples to necrosis was an EE cup. A reduction surgery would be much more difficult and longer than a 20 minute gallbladder removal, as well.

Trying to give up on wanting this for myself, but then I see shiat like this and get so torn up inside I can't sleep


Gotta love this farking country, right? Who are all these farkers who are SO against National Health Care? I mean for god sakes, wouldn't it be great to have these procedures done and not have to worry about going bankrupt? I just don't get it.
 
2013-03-26 01:53:03 AM

Babbs: Who are all these farkers who are SO against National Health Care? I mean for god sakes, wouldn't it be great to have these procedures done and not have to worry about going bankrupt?


I'm against it but I'm also a smoker

/On the other hand I'm also a veteran
//VA ftw.
 
2013-03-26 01:57:34 AM

Nutshell163: [img.photobucket.com image 620x870]


ROFL you owe me a new keyboard
 
2013-03-26 01:57:54 AM
Babbs:
Gotta love this farking country, right? Who are all these farkers who are SO against National Health Care? I mean for god sakes, wouldn't it be great to have these procedures done and not have to worry about going bankrupt? I just don't get it.

My coworkers, actually!

All 40+ year old polo-wearing republican "freedom loving" white guys who can't stop talking about politics no matter how much I beg.

I finally lost my cool last week when they were like "I don't understand why I have to pay for someone else's healthcare when this Obamacare shiat comes down, it's not fair to ME, this is MY money! He's ruining this country!" and I'm just sitting there, fuming, thinking about how thanks to that farking Obama, I got to spend that week with my incredibly sick girlfriend in the hospital, terrified for her (her liver and pancreas were shutting down, blocked ducts, hadn't eaten in a week etc), because he made it so partners had the same rights as real married couples.

I piped up and said "You think Obamacare sucks? What about my girlfriend? She got 118k in hospital debt on her 18th birthday because she had an emergency surgery on her cancerous ovaries removed, because insurance didn't cover 18 year olds back then, even if it's up to 25 now.  How the fark do you start your life with 118 grand in hospital bills and another 68k  three years later? How is she ever going to own a car or a house or go to college? What if that was your daughter?"

Funny how no one had a farking thing to say to my face about that, but I'm the one who's still pissed.
 
2013-03-26 01:58:24 AM

demonfaerie: [evilcycling.com image 400x667]

Eye bleach


ty
 
2013-03-26 01:59:26 AM
In fact, you can tell I'm still mad because I failed to english just now.
 
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