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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 22-year-old, emotionally distressed from being flat-chested, gets new 36DD £4,800 taxpayer funded breasts: "My new boobs have changed my life" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 457
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2013-03-26 12:50:10 AM

doyner: [i47.tinypic.com image 621x870]


Easier on the eyes.
 
2013-03-26 12:50:49 AM

FunkOut: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Forgetting you have company over and pulling the normal "run to get the phone, hold boobs in hands to stop painful bounce" move is always fun.


I really should call more often.
 
2013-03-26 12:51:10 AM
The government should have gotten her a psychiatrist instead.
 
2013-03-26 12:51:17 AM

kvinesknows: gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Indeed.

It's a shame they couldn't have just taken her down to the local department store makeup department for a quick refresher on basic makeup techniques... or confiscated the industrial spray paint machine she was using before, and maybe gotten her some hair plugs to treat her Jersey Pattern Eyebrow Baldness.
 
2013-03-26 12:52:16 AM

Danger Avoid Death: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Your profile's web counter just asploded


*shrug* there aren't any good pictures in there, sorry to say, Fark.  Flickr decided to break their HTML links.
 
2013-03-26 12:52:21 AM
This is why we invented napalm.

/agent orange
 
2013-03-26 12:52:27 AM
I'd penis it.  I wouldn't talk about it but hey.  Doesn't matter had sex.
 
2013-03-26 12:52:27 AM

kiwimoogle84: megarian: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Holy crap.

I preach the truth. Funk Out knows what I'm talking about.


*fistbump*

If I had big boobs, I probably couldn't handle it as nicely as y'all.
 
2013-03-26 12:52:37 AM

megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.


You're expecting bionic boobs?
 
2013-03-26 12:52:37 AM

rkiller1: Thank gawd she's hiding her teeth.


If you notice, her teeth don't get shown anywhere in the article and she's got one of those awkward, "I'm hiding my teeth" kind of smiles.  Also, she couldn't have been that distressed since she was attractive enough to have two children that she's willing to leave behind to persue her modeling career.
 
2013-03-26 12:53:12 AM

Omahawg: I want real boobs! REAL BOOBS

not this plastic monstrosity

It hurts me when women attach their self-esteem to their breast size

bie?
eip


The second pic wasn't actually bad.  Might be the grainy nature of the photo though
 
2013-03-26 12:53:35 AM

megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

I just really really like technology.


...huh?
 
2013-03-26 12:54:13 AM

kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.


Agreed. My wife's are DD and she's constantly complaining about them.

/I, however, am not
 
2013-03-26 12:55:07 AM

Dougie AXP: hands


There's a Lana Kane joke in there somewhere, but it's late and I'm too tired to figure it out.

Truckasaurus Rex!

There we go.
 
2013-03-26 12:55:19 AM

Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.

You're expecting bionic boobs?


You may say I'm a dreamer...

I want them to come with air conditioning, a bottle opener, GPS, iPhone dock, speakers, and a cigarette lighter (ya know...for guests).
 
2013-03-26 12:55:21 AM

megarian: kiwimoogle84: 

I preach the truth. Funk Out knows what I'm talking about.

*fistbump*

If I had big boobs, I probably couldn't handle it as nicely as y'all.


It also helps to have a frame to support them. I can't really tell your body shape but you look lovely as is.
 
2013-03-26 12:55:34 AM

codemastaflex: rkiller1: Thank gawd she's hiding her teeth.

If you notice, her teeth don't get shown anywhere in the article and she's got one of those awkward, "I'm hiding my teeth" kind of smiles.  Also, she couldn't have been that distressed since she was attractive enough to have two children that she's willing to leave behind to persue her modeling career.


She left her two children behind, you say? More likely they both ran away screaming in terror.
 
2013-03-26 12:55:34 AM
1) In the before pic: even considering how tight her top is she is NOT an 'A' - more like a 'B/C' and she still wasn't happy.

2) She's got some body/emotional issues IMNSHO
 
2013-03-26 12:55:41 AM

Smeggy Smurf: I'd penis it.  I wouldn't talk about it but hey.  Doesn't matter had sex.


You came in THAT? You're braver than I thought.
 
2013-03-26 12:55:42 AM
Please, for the love of all that is good and pure in this land, do not get breast enhancement surgery.

//Ambivalent on reduction surgery, but I've heard a lot of stories from women that love their lives after the reduction in pain that went along with the reduction in breast size
 
2013-03-26 12:55:56 AM

RobertBruce: [pbs.twimg.com image 340x118]


this is the winner. next thread.
 
2013-03-26 12:55:58 AM
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2013-03-26 12:56:16 AM
The only way she'd be hot would be to set her on fire.
 
2013-03-26 12:56:45 AM

kiwimoogle84: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

I just really really like technology.

...huh?


She's getting them with wifi.
 
2013-03-26 12:57:00 AM
www.webstaurantstore.com
 
2013-03-26 12:57:17 AM
It's like Snooki and the kid from Mask had a son and it decided to become a drag queen.
 
2013-03-26 12:57:43 AM

megarian: Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.

You're expecting bionic boobs?

You may say I'm a dreamer...

I want them to come with air conditioning, a bottle opener, GPS, iPhone dock, speakers, and a cigarette lighter (ya know...for guests).


I think I love you.
 
2013-03-26 12:57:49 AM
"Lean In", girl!
 
2013-03-26 12:58:37 AM

megarian: Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.

You're expecting bionic boobs?

You may say I'm a dreamer...

I want them to come with air conditioning, a bottle opener, GPS, iPhone dock, speakers, and a cigarette lighter (ya know...for guests).


Now THAT is a great idea. I'd spring for a set of those.

One time I saw a bra that had a bottle opener between the cups. I would have bought one in a heartbeat but they only had up to 34C. I shook my giant Greek fist at the rack of them.

/pun intended
 
2013-03-26 12:58:39 AM

Oldiron_79: Smeggy Smurf: I'd penis it.  I wouldn't talk about it but hey.  Doesn't matter had sex.

You came in THAT? You're braver than I thought.


I thought it smelled bad on the outside
 
2013-03-26 12:59:08 AM
So she found a sharpie.
 
2013-03-26 01:00:44 AM
megarian:
It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.

Might I suggest something in, I don't know, black lace maybe, with a lot of, um, support?
 
2013-03-26 01:00:45 AM

Bucky Katt: The only way she'd be hot would be to set her on

kill her with fire.

FTFY
 
2013-03-26 01:00:49 AM

megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.


For the love of God don't do it.  Natural is the only way to go.
 
2013-03-26 01:01:29 AM
"...every babe that weeps at your approach; every woman who cries out, 'Dear God! What is that thing?' "
 
2013-03-26 01:02:03 AM

kiwimoogle84: megarian: Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.

You're expecting bionic boobs?

You may say I'm a dreamer...

I want them to come with air conditioning, a bottle opener, GPS, iPhone dock, speakers, and a cigarette lighter (ya know...for guests).

Now THAT is a great idea. I'd spring for a set of those.

One time I saw a bra that had a bottle opener between the cups. I would have bought one in a heartbeat but they only had up to 34C. I shook my giant Greek fist at the rack of them.

/pun intended


*Clicks profile*
I just remembered why I had you in green. Scotch. Rabbit pancake car.

You. I like you.
 
2013-03-26 01:02:03 AM

johnperkins: "...every babe that weeps at your approach; every woman who cries out, 'Dear God! What is that thing?' "


Excellent.
 
2013-03-26 01:02:34 AM
lips should not be lighter than the skin.  It looks anemic
 
2013-03-26 01:02:54 AM
www.capablesoftware.com.au
 
2013-03-26 01:03:15 AM

megarian: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.

You're expecting bionic boobs?

You may say I'm a dreamer...

I want them to come with air conditioning, a bottle opener, GPS, iPhone dock, speakers, and a cigarette lighter (ya know...for guests).

Now THAT is a great idea. I'd spring for a set of those.

One time I saw a bra that had a bottle opener between the cups. I would have bought one in a heartbeat but they only had up to 34C. I shook my giant Greek fist at the rack of them.

/pun intended

*Clicks profile*
I just remembered why I had you in green. Scotch. Rabbit pancake car.

You. I like you.


Yup, light blue, and TOOOOOOL as your farkie. Alcohol may have been involved.

So, uh, pillow fight?
 
2013-03-26 01:03:27 AM

johnperkins: "...every babe that weeps at your approach; every woman who cries out, 'Dear God! What is that thing?' "


i603.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 01:03:29 AM
Something inside me, something human cries out, "People...people should have all the free boobs they want!" And then I hear the roaring cheer of the crowd, and see a waving sea of breasts, bouncing...bouncing...
 
2013-03-26 01:05:15 AM
biatch should have been less concerned about missing Mardi Gras and more concerned with her dying grandfather.
 
2013-03-26 01:05:26 AM
Johnny Bench called.
 
2013-03-26 01:05:32 AM

Gaius: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

For the love of God don't do it.  Natural is the only way to go.


But how else will I gage my self worth?! By NOT having cosmetic surgery?!? Pffffft yeah right! #swag #yolo
 
2013-03-26 01:07:54 AM

kiwimoogle84: megarian: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.

It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.

You're expecting bionic boobs?

You may say I'm a dreamer...

I want them to come with air conditioning, a bottle opener, GPS, iPhone dock, speakers, and a cigarette lighter (ya know...for guests).

Now THAT is a great idea. I'd spring for a set of those.

One time I saw a bra that had a bottle opener between the cups. I would have bought one in a heartbeat but they only had up to 34C. I shook my giant Greek fist at the rack of them.

/pun intended

*Clicks profile*
I just remembered why I had you in green. Scotch. Rabbit pancake car.

You. I like you.

Yup, light blue, and TOOOOOOL as your farkie. Alcohol may have been involved.

So, uh, pillow fight?


It's on.

Well, pillow fight and obviously comparing boobs.
 
2013-03-26 01:08:40 AM

megarian: Gaius: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

For the love of God don't do it.  Natural is the only way to go.

But how else will I gage my self worth?! By NOT having cosmetic surgery?!? Pffffft yeah right! #swag #yolo


By going on a feminist rampage, pitching a tent with the occupy movement, burning your bra, protesting for equal rights and wages, and then still expecting the men to pay for all the meals and open your doors?

I KNOW women like that.
 
2013-03-26 01:09:04 AM

panfried: themasterdebater: Someone needs to stop her.  Like NOW.

She does not look anything remotely close to Katie Price.  Her fat ass and man hips are what she should of gotten surgery on first.She looked way hotter in that blurry blonde picture with the small tits... small tits are hot.I wonder if she's banging the doctor who prescribed this on the public dime.

themasterdebater  should of   themasterdebater  should ofthemasterdebater  should of  should of  should of     themasterdebater   should HAVE!!!


So YOUR Angry Bob!  Hey! How goes?
 
2013-03-26 01:09:19 AM

Hector Remarkable: Something inside me, something human cries out, "People...people should have all the free boobs they want!" And then I hear the roaring cheer of the crowd, and see a waving sea of breasts, bouncing...bouncing...


That...that right there was beautiful.
 
2013-03-26 01:10:42 AM
Well, Tuesday sucks already....
 
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