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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 22-year-old, emotionally distressed from being flat-chested, gets new 36DD £4,800 taxpayer funded breasts: "My new boobs have changed my life" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 457
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2013-03-26 12:32:02 AM
Looks like a ventriloquists dummy to me, gad that face.
 
2013-03-26 12:32:25 AM
She obviously suffers from that weird reverse body dysmorphia where instead of believing a tiny flaw makes her ugly, she believes grotesquely exaggerated features/makeup/ornamentation make her so smoking hot everyone wants her or is jealous. Like tanning mom or guidos or Tammy Faye Baker.

If someone looks in the mirror and sees Sophia Vergara when the rest of the world sees Divine, there's major cognitive dysfunction. Maybe neurologists can scan their brains to see what the hell is wrong.
 
2013-03-26 12:33:55 AM
Used to be fairly attractive, is now a monster. I cry every time a smaller chested girl gets implants, or any time anyone gets faked up. 8-(  *sad panda*
 
2013-03-26 12:33:55 AM
This is what we call a lo-res fox.

She was cute when she had real boobs and was out of focus.
 
2013-03-26 12:34:40 AM
What the fark is wrong with her face? Is she wearing some sort of mask to hide he identity?
 
2013-03-26 12:34:54 AM

panfried: themasterdebater: Someone needs to stop her.  Like NOW.

She does not look anything remotely close to Katie Price.  Her fat ass and man hips are what she should of gotten surgery on first.She looked way hotter in that blurry blonde picture with the small tits... small tits are hot.I wonder if she's banging the doctor who prescribed this on the public dime.

themasterdebater  should of   themasterdebater  should ofthemasterdebater  should of  should of  should of     themasterdebater   should HAVE!!!


You need a cigarette after that.
 
2013-03-26 12:35:05 AM

DarkLancelot: Is this what they refer to as a chav?  I think her face is more an impetus than her chest.


This.

Her face is possibly attractive, but you can't tell for all the bad make-up and Sharpie brows.
 
2013-03-26 12:35:19 AM
Dammit, you hear me? GIVE MY CREATION [a] LIIIIFE!
 
2013-03-26 12:35:43 AM

kvinesknows: gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


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2013-03-26 12:35:46 AM
i703.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 12:35:48 AM
My guess is she started out looking just fine, like an average person. Then she dumped a bucket of crazy all over herself. Maybe two.
 
2013-03-26 12:36:00 AM

rkiller1: Thank gawd she's hiding her teeth.


Yeah. Under the couch.
 
2013-03-26 12:36:09 AM
What....what the fark happened to her head?
 
2013-03-26 12:36:09 AM
I don't know what to laugh at first, those ridiculous tits or that ridiculous face.
 
2013-03-26 12:36:38 AM
I like her better without the Sharpie.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-26 12:37:21 AM

Phineas: Its nice to see Groucho Marx's granddaughter doing so well


Came for pics of Groucho Marx, leaving only slightly dissatisfied.
 
2013-03-26 12:37:23 AM

Ima4nic8or: I like the before better.


Yeah, same here. She had a tight and proportional athletes body.

The lips displease me.
 
2013-03-26 12:37:58 AM

FunkOut: She obviously suffers from that weird reverse body dysmorphia where instead of believing a tiny flaw makes her ugly, she believes grotesquely exaggerated features/makeup/ornamentation make her so smoking hot everyone wants her or is jealous. Like tanning mom or guidos or Tammy Faye Baker.

If someone looks in the mirror and sees Sophia Vergara when the rest of the world sees Divine, there's major cognitive dysfunction. Maybe neurologists can scan their brains to see what the hell is wrong.



Great, now I can't get the image of SharpieChav walking her poodle and eating its poop.
 
2013-03-26 12:38:27 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-26 12:38:49 AM
bingethinker: Apparently "smoking hot" now means "face like a baboon".

but what about her genitals? Are they like a baboon's? I must know, for science.
 
2013-03-26 12:38:56 AM

Snarfangel: Gunderson: I'd fund an amputation done at the neck.

What on earth would you do with a head?


Neck hole, man. Neck hole.

/i am ashamed.
 
2013-03-26 12:39:05 AM

ongbok: What the fark is wrong with her face? Is she wearing some sort of mask to hide he identity?


He identity is right.
 
2013-03-26 12:39:36 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0544894/

Thinking of the "Yob".
 
2013-03-26 12:40:02 AM
i1211.photobucket.com

This is all I can think of, with the cheeks, eyebrows, etc.
 
2013-03-26 12:40:11 AM
easybuylk.com

I remember at college there was this girl walking around campus who in retrospect looked like a guidette Amy Winehouse. Seriously, dyeing your hair black, drawing on black eyebrows, and caking on bronze makeup doesn't make you look like a sexy Latino or Mediterranean woman. It makes you look like you broke open both the black and brown shoe polish.
 
2013-03-26 12:42:20 AM
Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.
 
2013-03-26 12:42:30 AM

base935: I like her better without the Sharpie.


As long as you're making corrections, what would be look like with a more appropriate lipstick color?

Pink doesn't do her well. She must have forgotten that she died her hair darker.
 
2013-03-26 12:43:02 AM
So taxpayers have funded giving an oompa loompa a boob job?  Worst.  Return on investment.  Ever.
 
2013-03-26 12:43:22 AM
She seems to have done well for herself, despite her debilitating handicap:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-26 12:43:24 AM
6 beers
 
2013-03-26 12:44:10 AM

bud jones: 6 beers


*snerk*
 
2013-03-26 12:45:06 AM

megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal


Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.
 
2013-03-26 12:45:07 AM

jaytkay: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 272x272]

They have Sharpies Mexicans in the UK? I did not know that.


FTFY.

Sorry, but that was too easy.

-Grim
 
2013-03-26 12:45:27 AM

base935: I like her better without the Sharpie.


Oh sweet merciful Heaven!

Clone an army of those(she's probably genetically part clown from It, Snooki and the insurance neanderthal) and threaten to unleash them upon all clubs, malls, churches, yard sales, anywhere really, and you could be ruler of the world.

But who would want that world.
 
2013-03-26 12:46:03 AM
Maybe she's a blue blood?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-26 12:46:36 AM
I want real boobs! REAL BOOBS

not this plastic monstrosity

It hurts me when women attach their self-esteem to their breast size

bie?
eip
 
2013-03-26 12:47:02 AM
fultontest.files.wordpress.com
closely related
 
2013-03-26 12:47:03 AM

megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.


Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.
 
2013-03-26 12:47:04 AM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-26 12:47:09 AM
sfcitizen.com
 
2013-03-26 12:47:44 AM

kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.


Forgetting you have company over and pulling the normal "run to get the phone, hold boobs in hands to stop painful bounce" move is always fun.
 
2013-03-26 12:48:00 AM
img.thesun.co.uk
www.wallpapermay.com
 
2013-03-26 12:48:25 AM

kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.


Your profile's web counter just asploded.
 
2013-03-26 12:48:45 AM

bud jones: 6 beers


sounds about right...

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2013-03-26 12:48:47 AM
What the fark is wrong with her farking face?
 
2013-03-26 12:48:53 AM

kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.


Holy crap.
 
2013-03-26 12:49:13 AM

megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.


I never knew that could be a side effect but apparently it is. Science is weird!
 
2013-03-26 12:49:46 AM
skank

better before

but i'm not judging
 
2013-03-26 12:49:54 AM

megarian: kiwimoogle84: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal

Don't do it. Those of us with them don't want them. Natural D's, and I have to hold myself in when I go over a speed bump. Three safety pins to hold closed button down shirts. And forget wearing anything backless or with thin straps.

Holy crap.


I preach the truth. Funk Out knows what I'm talking about.
 
2013-03-26 12:50:10 AM

Dreadskull: megarian: Well, I wanted a boob job about a minute ago but now I'm afraid it will cause bulbous-face-itis. It looks terminal.

Don't do it, mutilating your body to conform to perceived societal norms is super-unattractive. You'll find someone who likes you with your existing equipment, and they may actually respect you.


It's not about the boobs.

I just really really like technology.
 
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