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(Deadspin)   Rectum? Dang near killed 'em   (deadspin.com) divider line 13
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2013-03-25 09:40:00 PM
If I had an angry dude straddling me and beating my head I'd relax my anus too...
 
2013-03-26 12:23:43 AM
Did you hear that X-Pac was injured recently in a wrestling match?  His opponent...

*puts on glasses*

...tore him a new asshole.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
 
2013-03-26 12:43:49 AM
So, from the other thread - whats the wound care on something like this? How do you handle a torn anus without risking peritonitis or re-infection?  And what about stitches - do you have to worry about tearing them if you pass gas?
 
2013-03-26 01:59:48 AM
Schiavello is farking terrible. He wrote his own wikipedia page (before it was cleaned up):

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Michael_Schiavello&oldid=3 71 674295

Probably the shiattiest commentator in combat sports history.

/yes, worse than Mauro Ranallo and Larry Merchant
 
2013-03-26 02:34:32 AM
The Voice tends to recycle his jokes. If a kick lands on someone's upper arm, you'll hear some variant of this:

"He caught that one on the humerus, and there was nothing funny about it."
 
2013-03-26 03:29:49 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: Schiavello is farking terrible. He wrote his own wikipedia page (before it was cleaned up):

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Michael_Schiavello&oldid=3 71 674295

Probably the shiattiest commentator in combat sports history.

/yes, worse than Mauro Ranallo and Larry Merchant


psychicdeath99: The Voice tends to recycle his jokes. If a kick lands on someone's upper arm, you'll hear some variant of this:

"He caught that one on the humerus, and there was nothing funny about it."


WTF does the voice have to do with this article?
 
2013-03-26 03:30:58 AM
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2013-03-26 04:35:58 AM

libranoelrose: WTF does the voice have to do with this article?


idgi
 
2013-03-26 05:32:40 AM
Mainus is getting a kick out of this.
 
2013-03-26 08:22:24 AM
libranoelrose:

WTF does the voice have to do with this article?

He's the guy talking?

Mainus looks ready to go here
 
2013-03-26 12:11:46 PM
Close, but no cigar.
 
2013-03-26 07:02:47 PM
Deadspin has the worst webpage layout I've seen in awhile. Their webmaster needs to stop showing off his XML ans JS skills, and just make a usable page.
 
2013-03-26 07:30:04 PM
If the announcer had been Irish, would he say "Me-Anus."

/begorah
 
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