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(Onion AV Club)   Someone stole a Breaking Bad script from Walter White himself. It will be the last mistake they make   (avclub.com) divider line 10
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2013-03-26 08:51:55 AM
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Tyrone Slothrop: I've never watched BB, but I understand the main character has terminal cancer, yet the show is on its 4th or 5h season. How is he still alive and running around causing shiat? I remember when my mom was having cancer treatment she barely had the energy to walk around.


Why would you assume that 5 seasons of the show equals five years in the life of the character?
2013-03-26 02:27:54 AM
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TheJoe03: As long as it doesn't end up disappointing me like the last season of Lost did, I'll be fine.


Unlike the last season of Lost, Vince Gilligan actually knew where this season was going more than five minutes ago.
2013-03-26 02:25:00 AM
2 votes:
Now Jesse, remember to put the thief in a plastic barrel, NOT the bathtub.
2013-03-26 02:17:54 AM
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wildsnowllama: Triumph: >>DING DING DING DING DING<<

That doesn't even sound like Hector's bell.


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2013-03-26 09:26:35 AM
1 votes:
mechgreg:Exactly. I mean in season 1 Skylar was visibly pregnant. She gave birth near the end of season 2. By the end of season 5 the baby is just starting to walk so she is probably around a year old.

A better timeline gauge is Walt's birthdays, as measured by his bacon number.  He's diagnosed around his 50th birthday, has his 51st when Skyler is on the verge of divorcing him, and we've seen a flash-forward of him having his 52nd in a diner alone.  The entire story arc is about a two year window.
2013-03-26 09:01:57 AM
1 votes:

Tyrone Slothrop: I've never watched BB, but I understand the main character has terminal cancer, yet the show is on its 4th or 5h season. How is he still alive and running around causing shiat? I remember when my mom was having cancer treatment she barely had the energy to walk around.


It's been just a little over a year, story-time, and they did spend time looking at how he suffered through treatment. He's currently in remission, but the cancer is showing signs of coming back.
2013-03-26 03:48:22 AM
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Tim: ...the dentists. You know, we have the highest suicide rate of any profession?
Jerry: Is that why it's so hard to get an appointment?
2013-03-26 03:30:46 AM
1 votes:

Dahnkster: I saw the final script... JR shoots himself, the entire cast gets thrown in jail, Col. Henry Blake gets shot down and then the screen goes black.


Thanks, Obama


Walter White never made the leap home.
2013-03-26 02:36:33 AM
1 votes:
This is awesome. This will now plant a tiny seed of credibility in every dumbass "hay guize I'VE SEEN THE SCRIPT this is how the show ends" internet rumor. The trolling will be epic and hilarious.

P.S. The only way this can possibly end is with everyone but Walt dead, thereby punishing everyone around him while he gets off scot-free, pissing off everyone in the world but me.
2013-03-26 12:21:18 AM
1 votes:
I should say there's a spoiler alert if you click that thing like 30 times and haven't watched all of season 4 yet.
 
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