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(Onion AV Club)   Someone stole a Breaking Bad script from Walter White himself. It will be the last mistake they make   (avclub.com) divider line 41
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2013-03-26 12:19:03 AM  
 
2013-03-26 12:21:18 AM  
I should say there's a spoiler alert if you click that thing like 30 times and haven't watched all of season 4 yet.
 
2013-03-26 01:03:02 AM  
Sure I was pissed like everyone else when I found out they wouldn't show new episodes for over a year back in the day, but now that it's almost the middle of 2013, thanks for giving me something else to live for, Breaking Bad!
 
2013-03-26 02:01:09 AM  
I saw the final script... JR shoots himself, the entire cast gets thrown in jail, Col. Henry Blake gets shot down and then the screen goes black.
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Thanks, Obama
 
2013-03-26 02:11:30 AM  

Confabulat: but now that it's almost the middle of 2013, thanks for giving me something else to live for, Breaking Bad!


 Yeah that and Whose Line coming back is going to make tv during the summer awesome.
 
2013-03-26 02:11:52 AM  

Triumph: >>DING DING DING DING DING<<


That doesn't even sound like Hector's bell.
 
2013-03-26 02:17:54 AM  

wildsnowllama: Triumph: >>DING DING DING DING DING<<

That doesn't even sound like Hector's bell.


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2013-03-26 02:25:00 AM  
Now Jesse, remember to put the thief in a plastic barrel, NOT the bathtub.
 
2013-03-26 02:25:19 AM  
As long as it doesn't end up disappointing me like the last season of Lost did, I'll be fine.
 
2013-03-26 02:27:54 AM  

TheJoe03: As long as it doesn't end up disappointing me like the last season of Lost did, I'll be fine.


Unlike the last season of Lost, Vince Gilligan actually knew where this season was going more than five minutes ago.
 
2013-03-26 02:36:33 AM  
This is awesome. This will now plant a tiny seed of credibility in every dumbass "hay guize I'VE SEEN THE SCRIPT this is how the show ends" internet rumor. The trolling will be epic and hilarious.

P.S. The only way this can possibly end is with everyone but Walt dead, thereby punishing everyone around him while he gets off scot-free, pissing off everyone in the world but me.
 
2013-03-26 03:29:05 AM  
I want it to end with everyone dead except Junior, who will head to an island with all that money and buy hookers, blow and pancakes.
 
2013-03-26 03:30:46 AM  

Dahnkster: I saw the final script... JR shoots himself, the entire cast gets thrown in jail, Col. Henry Blake gets shot down and then the screen goes black.


Thanks, Obama


Walter White never made the leap home.
 
2013-03-26 03:48:22 AM  
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Tim: ...the dentists. You know, we have the highest suicide rate of any profession?
Jerry: Is that why it's so hard to get an appointment?
 
2013-03-26 03:51:20 AM  

yukichigai: TheJoe03: As long as it doesn't end up disappointing me like the last season of Lost did, I'll be fine.

Unlike the last season of Lost, Vince Gilligan actually knew where this season was going more than five minutes ago.


well played
 
2013-03-26 06:46:43 AM  
YEAH, biatch!
 
2013-03-26 08:01:44 AM  

yukichigai: TheJoe03: As long as it doesn't end up disappointing me like the last season of Lost did, I'll be fine.

Unlike the last season of Lost, Vince Gilligan actually knew where this season was going more than five minutes ago.


LOST knew where it was going.  They just forgot to make it particularly exciting, rather than just, "oh... that's it?"
 
2013-03-26 08:37:54 AM  
I've never watched BB, but I understand the main character has terminal cancer, yet the show is on its 4th or 5h season. How is he still alive and running around causing shiat? I remember when my mom was having cancer treatment she barely had the energy to walk around.
 
2013-03-26 08:51:55 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: I've never watched BB, but I understand the main character has terminal cancer, yet the show is on its 4th or 5h season. How is he still alive and running around causing shiat? I remember when my mom was having cancer treatment she barely had the energy to walk around.


Why would you assume that 5 seasons of the show equals five years in the life of the character?
 
2013-03-26 09:00:09 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: I've never watched BB, but I understand the main character has terminal cancer, yet the show is on its 4th or 5h season. How is he still alive and running around causing shiat? I remember when my mom was having cancer treatment she barely had the energy to walk around.


If you watched the show, you'd understand the timeline and the medical treatments.
 
2013-03-26 09:01:57 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: I've never watched BB, but I understand the main character has terminal cancer, yet the show is on its 4th or 5h season. How is he still alive and running around causing shiat? I remember when my mom was having cancer treatment she barely had the energy to walk around.


It's been just a little over a year, story-time, and they did spend time looking at how he suffered through treatment. He's currently in remission, but the cancer is showing signs of coming back.
 
2013-03-26 09:05:13 AM  

t3knomanser: Tyrone Slothrop: I've never watched BB, but I understand the main character has terminal cancer, yet the show is on its 4th or 5h season. How is he still alive and running around causing shiat? I remember when my mom was having cancer treatment she barely had the energy to walk around.

It's been just a little over a year, story-time, and they did spend time looking at how he suffered through treatment. He's currently in remission, but the cancer is showing signs of coming back.


Exactly. I mean in season 1 Skylar was visibly pregnant. She gave birth near the end of season 2. By the end of season 5 the baby is just starting to walk so she is probably around a year old.
 
2013-03-26 09:26:35 AM  
mechgreg:Exactly. I mean in season 1 Skylar was visibly pregnant. She gave birth near the end of season 2. By the end of season 5 the baby is just starting to walk so she is probably around a year old.

A better timeline gauge is Walt's birthdays, as measured by his bacon number.  He's diagnosed around his 50th birthday, has his 51st when Skyler is on the verge of divorcing him, and we've seen a flash-forward of him having his 52nd in a diner alone.  The entire story arc is about a two year window.
 
2013-03-26 09:38:48 AM  
If the thief leaks what Junior had for breakfast in the series finale, I will be sooooooooo pissed.
 
2013-03-26 09:49:03 AM  

unyon: mechgreg:Exactly. I mean in season 1 Skylar was visibly pregnant. She gave birth near the end of season 2. By the end of season 5 the baby is just starting to walk so she is probably around a year old.

A better timeline gauge is Walt's birthdays, as measured by his bacon number.  He's diagnosed around his 50th birthday, has his 51st when Skyler is on the verge of divorcing him, and we've seen a flash-forward of him having his 52nd in a diner alone.  The entire story arc is about a two year window.


You're right I forgot about the bacons birthday's. Although the 51st birthday was before that awesome meth making montage in the last episode last season which lasted a couple of months, and Holly was walk was after, so it gives you a good idea of where we are in in the very last episode.
 
2013-03-26 10:08:59 AM  

Triumph: I should say there's a spoiler alert if you click that thing like 30 times and haven't watched all of season 4 yet.


AMC showed that continuously during "Mad Men". We finally got hooked and watched the first half of Season 5. We'll go back to the other seasons later.

/is it bad that we're using Walter White-isms to one another as a result?
 
2013-03-26 10:14:51 AM  

SomethingToDo: Dahnkster: I saw the final script... JR shoots himself, the entire cast gets thrown in jail, Col. Henry Blake gets shot down and then the screen goes black.


Thanks, Obama

Walter White never made the leap home.


As for Skyler, every morning for as long as she lived, Skyler got up before dawn and watched the sun come up.
 
2013-03-26 11:14:45 AM  

Triumph: I should say there's a spoiler alert if you click that thing like 30 times and haven't watched all of season 4 yet.


Clicked it 30 times. Possibly more.

GOTTA REWATCH SEASON 4 'CAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER THAT PART AT. ALL.
 
2013-03-26 11:50:06 AM  
Hank's long dump will finally come to an end.

When's BB coming back?
 
2013-03-26 12:24:52 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: I've never watched BB, but I understand the main character has terminal cancer, yet the show is on its 4th or 5h season.


He has cancer, but I don't think it's been deemed terminal yet.  The problem in the first season was that his insurance wouldn't cover the treatment he needed.
 
2013-03-26 12:28:37 PM  
Yeah, but Xavier McAfee's got a partner, Lensherr Norton.
 
2013-03-26 12:41:06 PM  
Snape kills Dumbledore?
 
2013-03-26 12:44:25 PM  
If it was posted I'd avoid it.
 
2013-03-26 02:13:58 PM  
*****SPOILER ALERT*****

Walter gets put into the witness protection program, and sent to live with a new wife with three rambunctious kids, including a trouble making oldest child and a genius middle child.
 
2013-03-26 03:03:41 PM  
Ill take Martonio for the win
 
2013-03-26 03:47:05 PM  

yukichigai: Unlike the last season of Lost, Vince Gilligan actually knew where this season was going more than five minutes ago.


Yeah, for real. Damon Lindolhoff or however you spell his name owned up to making shiat up as he went along, because he never thought it'd make it past the first season or go to series to begin with. Then he said "It was all about the characters. None of that other stuff mattered." Which, oddly enough, I wholeheartedly agree with and said all along, but a copout is a copout. He took care of my demographic, the ones that realized it was about the characters, but the ones who watched for the weird shiat got exactly that, shiat.
 
2013-03-26 04:04:58 PM  

ParagonComplex: yukichigai: Unlike the last season of Lost, Vince Gilligan actually knew where this season was going more than five minutes ago.

Yeah, for real. Damon Lindolhoff or however you spell his name owned up to making shiat up as he went along, because he never thought it'd make it past the first season or go to series to begin with. Then he said "It was all about the characters. None of that other stuff mattered." Which, oddly enough, I wholeheartedly agree with and said all along, but a copout is a copout. He took care of my demographic, the ones that realized it was about the characters, but the ones who watched for the weird shiat got exactly that, shiat.


There was also the fact that after the show became a hit they had no idea how long the show would last, so it made plotting very difficult, which resulted in filler episodes like the Nikki and Paulo shiat and the mysteries of Jack's tattoos. ABC wanted to milk it for as long as possible, and in the even that ABC wanted to keep the show on the air for longer than 6 seasons Lindelof and Cuse  were going to quit and they had someone lined up to take over as showrunner.
 
2013-03-26 05:02:56 PM  

Gunderson: If the thief leaks what Junior had for breakfast in the series finale, I will be sooooooooo pissed.


Steak, potatoes, and asparagus.  It's the biggest twist of the series, Walt Jr. having dinner for breakfast!
 
2013-03-26 11:50:03 PM  
Where can I see the first half of Season 5? :/
 
2013-03-27 12:13:28 PM  

lesliessexxy: Triumph: I should say there's a spoiler alert if you click that thing like 30 times and haven't watched all of season 4 yet.

Clicked it 30 times. Possibly more.

GOTTA REWATCH SEASON 4 'CAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER THAT PART AT. ALL.


Ty, only takes like 10 btw. best part so far for me.
 
2013-03-28 11:37:39 PM  
Oh Hal...
 
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