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2013-03-25 09:56:15 PM  
I'm not entirely certain what Volican It means, but I recognized a good friend of mine in the video.
 
2013-03-25 10:02:49 PM  
I didn't understand the plot.
 
2013-03-25 10:18:15 PM  

LesserEvil: I didn't understand the plot.


Well, you see, Vince really did work for the CIA, even though he was acting crazy.  She; didn't believe him, but he still ran serpentine when the South Americans started shooting, but then Ed Bagley Jr. saved them and cleared everything up.
 
2013-03-25 10:27:17 PM  
It mentions 'Broadcast monitoring and Logging". The only Volicon I know of is a fancy computerized Aircheck system - lets you browse a day's programming by any time of the day, several channels, etc. Nice gadget, pricey as hell.

I'm *sure* pear-shaped Engineers and suit-wearing GM's are browsing ComicCon for equipment ideas.

\I want those minutes back
 
2013-03-25 10:27:55 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: LesserEvil: I didn't understand the plot.

Well, you see, Vince really did work for the CIA, even though he was acting crazy.  She; didn't believe him, but he still ran serpentine when the South Americans started shooting, but then Ed Bagley Jr. saved them and cleared everything up.


Heeeeeey... wasn't that an episode of the A-Team?  I coulda sworn it was Murdock who was crazy though, and George Peppard saved everyone.  Or something.
 
2013-03-25 10:28:57 PM  
 I havent been this confused since the ending of "No Way Out".
 
2013-03-25 10:31:52 PM  
After about three "Volicon Its" all I could hear was Vomit Comet, and now I don't want this truck stop Tuna Salad Sammich no more.  Dammit, that was $4.99+Tax, wasted.  *sigh*
 
2013-03-25 10:53:26 PM  

somemoron: After about three "Volicon Its" all I could hear was Vomit Comet, and now I don't want this truck stop Tuna Salad Sammich no more.  Dammit, that was $4.99+Tax, wasted.  *sigh*


It's going to make you super intelligent though
 
2013-03-25 11:03:40 PM  
Why did almost everyone in that video look like they just crawled out of basement?
 
2013-03-25 11:24:30 PM  

neuroflare: somemoron: After about three "Volicon Its" all I could hear was Vomit Comet, and now I don't want this truck stop Tuna Salad Sammich no more.  Dammit, that was $4.99+Tax, wasted.  *sigh*

It's going to make you super intelligent though


+1
 
2013-03-25 11:38:48 PM  
Do not understand.
 
2013-03-25 11:57:30 PM  

mrbach: Do not understand.


It was an episode of Futurama.
 
2013-03-26 12:00:31 AM  

mrbach: Do not understand.


There's something called Volicon and...

... well, that's about as far as I got.
 
2013-03-26 12:32:44 AM  
Volicon? Is that the combining of Voltron and Lolicon? I could get into that.
 
2013-03-26 01:04:48 AM  
I want to party with those people.

/Not being facetious.
 
2013-03-26 02:44:18 AM  

pjbreeze: Why did almost everyone in that video look like they just crawled out of basement?


You know, I have to give you credit. I'm flummoxed. I'm torn between some sort of "Fark is made up entirely of maladjusted nerds and you're calling people nerds" crack, and "it's a con, you f*cking moron". I can't decide.
 
2013-03-26 03:46:14 AM  

mrbach: Do not understand.

 
2013-03-26 04:23:01 AM  
38sec: Boba Fatt

/I'm so witty
//and original

1:50: Triple H?
 
2013-03-26 04:37:27 AM  
Failmitter here.  You farkers are still one tough crowd, after all these years, lol.

Since the videos are going to be ultimately shown at the NAB (National Assoc. of Broadcasters) meeting in two weeks, and the attendees/judges are going to be those people working in the industry, I put together the video to have that late 80's public television feel to it.  Some of the guys in the video worked in the broadcast industry at some point.

Wanted to do a LOT more story wise, had a whole story laid out, but only had a two hour window to get the footage, thanks to the hotel losing our reservation.

Try explaining to over a hundred people about what Volicon is, what Volicon does, and what you want them to say, and why you want them to say it, and then get them to sign a release.  I felt like the micromachines man that day. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzbUPfoveok
 
2013-03-26 04:46:16 AM  
I, too, am unfamiliar with Volicon.  Looks like fun though.  And some of those folks looked familiar...
 
2013-03-26 05:14:04 AM  

pjbreeze: Why did almost everyone in that video look like they just crawled out of basement?


Yeah, that... you know... it's um... it's a mystery.
 
2013-03-26 02:10:01 PM  
That was certainly a video.
 
2013-03-26 07:36:22 PM  
I'm disappointed that no one noticed that the first guy who spoke showed his badge with the name Larry Kleist.

Mr. Show (NSFW language)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKE9W0O8bX8
 
2013-03-26 08:43:18 PM  
Yes, Larry was in the video.  He's still on his work release program. lol :)
 
2013-03-26 10:01:32 PM  
I wish I had a piece of the nachos concession there...
 
2013-03-27 09:15:19 AM  

I. R. Rottweiler: I wish I had a piece of the Preparation H and nachos concession there...



FTFY
 
2013-03-27 02:09:50 PM  

somemoron: After about three "Volicon Its" all I could hear was Vomit Comet


Oh, good, it wasn't just me.
 
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