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(Boing Boing)   "Why government-funded duck penis research is a good thing"   (boingboing.net) divider line 32
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2013-03-25 09:00:20 PM  
Should be researching rabbit penis instead.
 
2013-03-25 09:01:50 PM  

imgod2u: Should be researching rabbit penis instead.


racist.
 
2013-03-25 09:17:33 PM  
Link

/can't find the evolutionary discussion on ted.
 
2013-03-25 09:25:39 PM  

imgod2u: Should be researching rabbit penis instead.


DUCK PENIS!
 
2013-03-25 09:26:15 PM  

maltedmothball: imgod2u: Should be researching rabbit penis instead.

DUCK PENIS!


RABBIT PENIS!
 
2013-03-25 09:28:15 PM  

shotglasss: maltedmothball: imgod2u: Should be researching rabbit penis instead.

DUCK PENIS!

RABBIT PENIS!


DUCK PENIS!
 
2013-03-25 09:34:14 PM  

maltedmothball: shotglasss: maltedmothball: imgod2u: Should be researching rabbit penis instead.

DUCK PENIS!

RABBIT PENIS!

DUCK PENIS!


FIRE!
 
2013-03-25 09:35:04 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: maltedmothball: shotglasss: maltedmothball: imgod2u: Should be researching rabbit penis instead.

DUCK PENIS!

RABBIT PENIS!

DUCK PENIS!

FIRE!


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2013-03-25 09:35:26 PM  
I keep reading that as dick penis. That's a lot of penis.
 
2013-03-25 09:38:44 PM  

maltedmothball: shotglasss: maltedmothball: imgod2u: Should be researching rabbit penis instead.

DUCK PENIS!

RABBIT PENIS!

DUCK PENIS!


platypus uterus
 
2013-03-25 09:43:19 PM  

ParallelUniverseParking: maltedmothball: shotglasss: maltedmothball: imgod2u: Should be researching rabbit penis instead.

DUCK PENIS!

RABBIT PENIS!

DUCK PENIS!

platypus uterus


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Kinky!
 
2013-03-25 09:44:10 PM  
A few days ago, CNS News ("The right news. Right now.") discovered that the National Science Foundation has been funding a study on the evolution of waterfowl genitalia.

When someone brought this item to my attention, I was puzzled. After all, this is not breaking news. I should know-I wrote about it for the New York Times almost six years ago.


BUSH!
 
2013-03-25 09:46:17 PM  

ParallelUniverseParking: maltedmothball: shotglasss: maltedmothball: imgod2u: Should be researching rabbit penis instead.

DUCK PENIS!

RABBIT PENIS!

DUCK PENIS!

platypus uterus


Speciest bastards!
 
2013-03-25 09:50:36 PM  
I sure as hell don't have enough money to pay for duck penis research by myself.
 
2013-03-25 10:04:00 PM  
When she first visited in January, the phalluses were the size of rice grains. Now many of them are growing rapidly. The champion phallus from this Meller's duck is a long, spiraling tentacle. Some ducks grow phalluses as long as their entire body. In the fall, the genitalia will disappear, only to reappear next spring.

I guess the water in the winter duck pond gets really cold.
 
2013-03-25 10:23:47 PM  

Jocundry: I keep reading that as dick penis. That's a lot of penis.


I keep abridging funded and duck to get an entirely different word.
 
2013-03-25 10:24:29 PM  
Honest... I was doing RESEARCH!
 
2013-03-25 10:56:40 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-26 12:10:01 AM  

wildcardjack: When she first visited in January, the phalluses were the size of rice grains. Now many of them are growing rapidly. The champion phallus from this Meller's duck is a long, spiraling tentacle. Some ducks grow phalluses as long as their entire body. In the fall, the genitalia will disappear, only to reappear next spring.

I guess the water in the winter duck pond gets really cold.


Or the lady ducks are really ugly.
 
2013-03-26 12:18:18 AM  
"Obviously you can't have something like that without some place to put it in. You need a garage to park the car."

My kind of woman!
 
2013-03-26 12:27:20 AM  
I mean, isn't it obvious?
 
2013-03-26 01:17:07 AM  

Kraftwerk Orange:


Neon noodle!
 
2013-03-26 02:14:26 AM  

Kraftwerk Orange: [24.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]


Does anyone know where the Daffy Duck Purple Hat pic comes from?  It just kills me.  I don't know why.

That hat is perfect.
 
2013-03-26 02:27:31 AM  
Because it takes money out of the bank accounts of punk assed white people, and gets it spent?
Reason enough.
F**k you, Drew.
 
Skr
2013-03-26 04:23:36 AM  

Dafatone: Kraftwerk Orange: [24.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]

Does anyone know where the Daffy Duck Purple Hat pic comes from?  It just kills me.  I don't know why.

That hat is perfect.


Duck Tracy. A play off the Dick Tracy era stuff.
 
2013-03-26 05:47:19 AM  
home.earthlink.net
 
2013-03-26 06:13:15 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU

You will never look at a duck the same way again.
 
2013-03-26 07:38:59 AM  

Chagrin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU

You will never look at a duck the same way again.


I did not need to see that.

/eyebleach, STAT!
 
2013-03-26 11:26:01 AM  
Long Duck Dong unavailable for comment.
 
2013-03-26 12:16:17 PM  

Chagrin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU

You will never look at a duck the same way again.


As part of those same experiments, they found that duck penises are corkscrew shaped in a clockwise fashion, while duck vaginas are corkscrew shaped in a counterclockwise fashion. Whichever male suitor manages to get the deepest penetration wins!

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2013-03-26 12:49:57 PM  
blog.patrickrothfuss.com
 
2013-03-26 02:56:28 PM  

Skr: Dafatone: Kraftwerk Orange: [24.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]

Does anyone know where the Daffy Duck Purple Hat pic comes from?  It just kills me.  I don't know why.

That hat is perfect.

Duck Tracy. A play off the Dick Tracy era stuff.


Thanks!
 
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