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(Memphis Commercial Appeal)   Based upon absolutely nothing, Tennessee lawmakers worried that a newly installed mystery faucet in the capitol is some sort of sekrit Moosaleaum prayer sink. That's the joke   (commercialappeal.com) divider line 32
    More: Asinine, Moosaleaum, faucets, Muslims, building manager, Mike Matheny, last supper, praying, capitols  
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5108 clicks; posted to Politics » on 25 Mar 2013 at 9:14 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-25 11:42:56 PM  
14 votes:

Stile4aly: MOPS!


THEY'RE SCARY SCARY MOOSELIMB MOPS!

www.mindhuestudio.com
2013-03-25 09:53:58 PM  
6 votes:
A shrine to the Great Prophet Mopammed.
2013-03-25 10:40:09 PM  
4 votes:
The lawmakers are going to completely shiat themselves when they find out there are places in the building where you can face Mecca.
2013-03-25 09:39:53 PM  
4 votes:
WAKE UP SHEEPLE THAT IS CLEARLY AN ABORTION SINK
2013-03-25 07:47:27 PM  
4 votes:

NewportBarGuy: "It is, in layman's terms, a mop sink."

I think you're still gonna need to dumb that down for 'em.


"I didn't know that mop was slang for Muslin."
2013-03-25 05:58:10 PM  
4 votes:
We're pretty adept at putting our feet in regular sinks when need be.  We don't need super special prayer sinks.  Thanks, though.
2013-03-26 12:25:34 AM  
3 votes:
I would have expected it was for the feet of these lawmakers, to wash before they put them in their mouths.
2013-03-25 10:05:03 PM  
3 votes:
They didn't know what a farking mop sink looked like?

What am I saying? Of COURSE they didn't know what a mop sink looked like.

www.janitechcorp.com
Look out! It's a sekrit mooslem prayer-rug spreader-outer!
2013-03-26 06:23:22 AM  
2 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Cut off your nose to spite your face?


I'm told 2% cuts are no problem.
2013-03-25 11:00:43 PM  
2 votes:

theorellior: Nuclear Monk: The lawmakers are going to completely shiat themselves when they find out there are places in the building where you can face Mecca.

I can only hope that they'll try to get the Mecca-facing windows boarded up once they find out.


They are going to make the building rotate continually so no side faces east for any length of time.  Freedom isn't free.
2013-03-25 10:22:06 PM  
2 votes:
Accounts Recievable: You're going to have to start wearing dashiki, man
Accounts Payable: NO!
Accounts Recievable: You know what a dashiki is?
Accounts Payable: *crying* Some kind of special mustache?
Accounts Recievable: Whatever scares you the most, yes.
2013-03-25 09:48:43 PM  
2 votes:
Mop is code for Muslim

Both made in a foreign country.
Both have lots of cloth/fabric on one end.
People tend to avoid an area when one is spotted.
Most Americans don't know great details about either one.

/I've studied it out
2013-03-25 09:43:38 PM  
2 votes:
Karac:

Hey now.  Can't we all stop bickering and just compromise on calling them something like, you know ... morons.

Or assholes.  That would also be acceptable to me.


I  assumed that the fact that an investigation was launched into a janitor's closet was prima facie evidence that these folks were common clay of the new West.
2013-03-25 09:25:37 PM  
2 votes:
cache.gawkerassets.com
2013-03-25 09:22:55 PM  
2 votes:
What Tennessee legislators might look like:
welovesoaps.com
2013-03-25 06:23:20 PM  
2 votes:

ManateeGag: dj_bigbird: I'm surprised these people are smart enough to breathe

they aren't.  they have alarms on their phones with reminders.

The only smart people I know from TN are transplants from other states.


I'm a smart person that used to live there, but I was transplanted. From Alabama.
2013-03-26 10:24:57 AM  
1 votes:

skullkrusher: theorellior: Nuclear Monk: The lawmakers are going to completely shiat themselves when they find out there are places in the building where you can face Mecca.

I can only hope that they'll try to get the Mecca-facing windows boarded up once they find out.

I heard they're putting a dome on the Grand Ole Opry


Minarets for Dollywood!!!!1!!
2013-03-26 06:04:48 AM  
1 votes:

Lee Jackson Beauregard: Such sinks do exist.  Work took me to Dakar in 1992, and the hotel room where I stayed had a small sink set about a foot off the floor.


That's not for your feet...
2013-03-26 02:49:26 AM  
1 votes:

TerminalEchoes: Ah, the sweet smell of liberal arrogance.


Are you sniffing the dog's butt, AGAIN?!
2013-03-26 02:42:30 AM  
1 votes:
Who knew Tenessee lawmakers could

*puts on sunglasses*

sink so low?
ecl
2013-03-26 12:20:25 AM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: theorellior: Stile4aly: MOPS!

THEY'RE SCARY SCARY MOOSELIMB MOPS!

[www.mindhuestudio.com image 640x480]

...that's a cloche, not a turban.


That's terrorist talk...
2013-03-25 11:51:24 PM  
1 votes:
Poor Tennessee, they've been confused ever since they made them take down these:

farm8.staticflickr.com
2013-03-25 11:28:32 PM  
1 votes:
Now they have a new thing to be afraid of...

farm1.staticflickr.com

MOPS!
2013-03-25 10:54:46 PM  
1 votes:
To be fair, most folks in Tennessee have no idea what a sink is used for.
2013-03-25 10:52:32 PM  
1 votes:

angrymacface: Most Christians haven't actually read that book.


www.deviantart.com
2013-03-25 10:38:18 PM  
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: After that he poureth water into a bason, and began to wash the disciples' feet, and to wipe them with the towel wherewith he was girded.

[picturesofjesus4you.com image 390x300]

No books in Tennessee?


I'm torn between:

"Not if Tenneseeans have anything to say about it!"

and

"Not any good ones."


Take your pick.
2013-03-25 09:44:09 PM  
1 votes:
It must be terribly exhausting to be so terrified of everything all of the time.
2013-03-25 09:38:33 PM  
1 votes:

BSABSVR: Satanic_Hamster: But don't you dare call them racist.

The correct term is bigoted


Hey now.  Can't we all stop bickering and just compromise on calling them something like, you know ... morons.

Or assholes.  That would also be acceptable to me.
2013-03-25 09:18:00 PM  
1 votes:
You know one of these politicians is going to suggest dumping bacon grease down this dump sink.  You know, to be safe.
2013-03-25 08:20:57 PM  
1 votes:
i50.tinypic.com
2013-03-25 07:26:48 PM  
1 votes:
"It is, in layman's terms, a mop sink."

I think you're still gonna need to dumb that down for 'em.
2013-03-25 06:56:45 PM  
1 votes:
There is only so much one can keep track of to worry about. One is going to have to choose between Muslims with clean feet and morons and bigots in the state legislature.
 
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