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(Daily Mail)   COOL: Man builds giant rope swing on 140 foot high stone arch. Bummer, Dude: He used 145 feet of rope   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 97
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2013-03-25 08:10:35 PM  
 
2013-03-25 08:12:08 PM  
Didn't I see this on a roadrunner cartoon?
 
2013-03-25 08:12:09 PM  
oh well.


hope they had to pay the park service for the extraction too.
 
2013-03-25 08:13:17 PM  
Too bad. He hardly had any time to show off his new tattoo.
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2013-03-25 08:13:38 PM  
Who needs math?
 
2013-03-25 08:13:44 PM  
ACME makes proper rope swings just for people like this.
 
2013-03-25 08:14:11 PM  
At the time, I thought it was funny saying random numbers as he was measuring the rope.  Maybe I shouldn't have done that.
 
2013-03-25 08:14:17 PM  
What a let down.
 
2013-03-25 08:14:45 PM  
Rope swing made by Acme?
 
2013-03-25 08:16:14 PM  
good.
sacred arch is sacred.
 
2013-03-25 08:17:17 PM  
Was only a matter of time before this happened. Soon as that original Youtube video dropped it was obvious where it was leading.
 
2013-03-25 08:17:51 PM  
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2013-03-25 08:18:44 PM  
YOLO'd.

I LOL'd.
 
2013-03-25 08:19:34 PM  
He is so grounded.
 
2013-03-25 08:19:46 PM  
"Hold my beer..."
 
2013-03-25 08:19:56 PM  
jehovahs witness protectionbeep beep

* shakes furry paw *
 
2013-03-25 08:20:21 PM  
More likely he measured, say, 135 feet of rope on the ground and failed to account for it stretching by more than 5 feet under load.

Still, ouch.
 
2013-03-25 08:21:53 PM  
Hey Pancake, remember climbing ropes stretch when put under tension.
 
2013-03-25 08:23:35 PM  
There'll be no math in the grave for ye.
 
2013-03-25 08:25:46 PM  
The only logical thing to do now is sue McDonalds and Dr. Sholl's while lobbying to repeal the law of gravity.
 
Ehh
2013-03-25 08:25:50 PM  
Did he tie off the end for a little safety? 'Fraid not.
 
2013-03-25 08:28:34 PM  
What's cool is now I won't have to hear him bragging about it while I'm in Moab this weekend.
 
2013-03-25 08:28:42 PM  
Dunno what would be worse Dying quick or living like this dude (NSF lunch or squeamish)
 
2013-03-25 08:29:31 PM  

Mithiwithi: More likely he measured, say, 135 feet of rope on the ground and failed to account for it stretching by more than 5 feet under load.

Still, ouch.


This. Idiot probably thought he would be hardcore by getting so close to the ground, failing to understand that safety margins are there so you don't die.

His family and friends don't deserve the trauma of losing someone unexpectedly, especially any that watched him die. But as for the guy himself, stupidity of that magnitude deserves consequences.
 
2013-03-25 08:31:25 PM  
As a math teacher I look forward to using this story the next time some smart ass kid asks me why he needs to learn math.
 
2013-03-25 08:36:46 PM  

largedon: As a math teacher I look forward to using this story the next time some smart ass kid asks me why he needs to learn math.


Of course, if Mithiwithi is right, they really need to learn physics.

/Namely, conservation of energy as applies to springs
// .5m(h + l)^2 = .5kh^2  Solve for h, where l is the length of the rope and h is the additional height needed to stop falling.
///  If l + h > 140 feet, you will DIE.
 
2013-03-25 08:38:32 PM  
It turned out Utah was his [puts on sunglasses]...

arch enemy.

Yeeeeeeaaahhh!
 
2013-03-25 08:40:18 PM  
I haven't watched the video, but I assume folks were trying to outdo each other by progressively getting closer and closer to the ground. So he wins?
 
2013-03-25 08:41:06 PM  
Math is hard
 
2013-03-25 08:42:28 PM  

AsprinBurn: I haven't watched the video, but I assume folks were trying to outdo each other by progressively getting closer and closer to the ground. So he wins?


Yup.

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2013-03-25 08:42:38 PM  
That's a stretch.
 
2013-03-25 08:44:18 PM  

Bastard Toadflax: It turned out Utah was his [puts on sunglasses]...

arch enemy.

Yeeeeeeaaahhh!


Niiiice.
 
2013-03-25 08:45:32 PM  

DenisVengeance: Math is hard


As is the ground.
 
2013-03-25 08:45:58 PM  

DenisVengeance: Math is hard


Math is easy, but I'm sure the ground was hard...
 
2013-03-25 08:47:34 PM  

Bastard Toadflax: It turned out Utah was his [puts on sunglasses]...

arch enemy.

Yeeeeeeaaahhh!


That deserves a picture....

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2013-03-25 08:48:27 PM  
The rigging term is "constructional stretch". My type of rigging is done in heavy industry but I am sure it carries over to rigging done with rope. The only near miss I had with rigging involved me attempting to replace a VF drive inside an electrical cabinet. The new drive was a little under 200 lbs and I tried to mount it with no mechanical assistance. I bear hugged it and brought it to waist level but was a 1/4" away from the mounting holes on the cabinet sub-panel. My second attempt got it closer but my co-worker was unable to get the bolt started. So like a dumbass I cowboyed a cheap rope over the building truss and used some eyebolts to lift it up. Just as the core snapped I had the first bolt started. It was a dumb thing to do considering the drive cost 30k and had a 6 week lead time from Germany. This repair was done on an overhead crane so the rigging options were limited at the time of the breakdown. As an added bonus we had no idea how long the drive was on the shelf so I was grateful the capacitators did not explode when I applied power.

/bsb
 
2013-03-25 08:49:40 PM  

Mithiwithi: More likely he measured, say, 135 feet of rope on the ground and failed to account for it stretching by more than 5 feet under load.

Still, ouch.


135 feet of dynamic kernmantle can stretch about 20% under load, which would be an additional 27 feet. Generally that happens only on a long lead fall. But on a swing, the initial shock loading while not perceptible might still stretch it significantly, from which it won't recover during the entire arc.

PSA:  Climbing rope is for climbers, so please stay the f*ck away from it if you don't know how it behaves. Gravity behaves differently on the wall than it does in Mountain Dew commercials.
 
2013-03-25 08:50:46 PM  
Measure twice, jump once...
 
2013-03-25 08:54:54 PM  

I AM THE GOAT: DenisVengeance: Math is hard

Math is easy, but I'm sure the ground was hard...


I was told there would be no splat.
 
2013-03-25 08:56:37 PM  
 
2013-03-25 08:57:22 PM  
White punks on dope
 
2013-03-25 08:59:06 PM  

ZeroPly: Mithiwithi: More likely he measured, say, 135 feet of rope on the ground and failed to account for it stretching by more than 5 feet under load.

Still, ouch.

135 feet of dynamic kernmantle can stretch about 20% under load, which would be an additional 27 feet. Generally that happens only on a long lead fall. But on a swing, the initial shock loading while not perceptible might still stretch it significantly, from which it won't recover during the entire arc.

PSA:  Climbing rope is for climbers, so please stay the f*ck away from it if you don't know how it behaves. Gravity behaves differently on the wall than it does in Mountain Dew commercials.


no way in hell i'd do that. had too many broken bones & what not already, fine by me if I'm a chicken. I'll applaud those who do, the way I applaud those who go swimming with great whites. thanks for pushing the boundaries for the species.
 
2013-03-25 09:00:08 PM  

Mithiwithi: More likely he measured, say, 135 feet of rope on the ground and failed to account for it stretching by more than 5 feet under load.

Still, ouch.


Yeah, that's what I think happened.
 
2013-03-25 09:01:19 PM  
You'd think that someone would have a bright idea to maybe attach a rock to the end of the rope to test it's length before throwing their body over the cliff.
 
2013-03-25 09:02:09 PM  

meyerkev: largedon: As a math teacher I look forward to using this story the next time some smart ass kid asks me why he needs to learn math.

Of course, if Mithiwithi is right, they really need to learn physics.

/Namely, conservation of energy as applies to springs
// .5m(h + l)^2 = .5kh^2  Solve for h, where l is the length of the rope and h is the additional height needed to stop falling.
///  If l + h > 140 feet, you will DIE.


What's on the left side of the equation? Shouldn't it be the potential energy due to gravity, m * g * h?
 
2013-03-25 09:02:55 PM  

Mithiwithi: More likely he measured, say, 135 feet of rope on the ground and failed to account for it stretching by more than 5 feet under load.

Still, ouch.


It all depends on if they used a dynamic or a static rope. If they used a dynamic rope and didn't account for the stretch, well they're farking stupid. Dynamic ropes can stretch up to 40% allowed per UIAA standards, and no two ropes are absolutely identical in the distance they'll stretch.
 
2013-03-25 09:14:04 PM  
I know this roughneck good ole boy pilot who lives up in Green River. A few years ago I'm at his place for a BBQ. There are about a dozen people there, and he invites us all down to his basement for a video he wants to show us. The video is from about 20 years ago of him flying his little Cessna through Corona Arch while one of his buddies was on the ground filming it. His friend filming is standing directly under the arch, and the plane comes in about 10 feet over his head. It's a red plane and the pilot is shirtless. "Hey ya'll, watch this!" -- and the f*cker pulled it off. One day sooner or later it'll show up on YouTube. He said about 500 people have seen the video.
 
2013-03-25 09:19:23 PM  
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2013-03-25 09:20:41 PM  
Measure twice, cut once. Weigh down the rope and measure the stretch, because it will. Remember the shock load is greater than static.

If you're not bright enough to figure that out, I know an old man who will be glad to meet you.

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2013-03-25 09:28:35 PM  
Sir Issac Newton, the deadliest sumbiatch in rope swings.
 
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