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(AL.com)   You're a volunteer at an Easter Egg Hunt at your church and need a safe place to store your medicine. Do you? (C) Put the medicine inside of one of the plastic eggs which accidentally gets hidden along with the ones containing candy   (blog.al.com) divider line 20
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2013-03-25 09:28:38 PM  
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TRIPPIN' BALLS!
 
2013-03-25 10:01:54 PM  
Best Easter egg hunt EVAR
 
2013-03-26 02:16:34 AM  
That headline made me Jerry the King -er.
 
2013-03-26 02:21:16 AM  
Well, hunting for Easter eggs won't get your pills back. Unless you find every single Easter egg and eat the candy inside. So you can sit there, eating Reese's Pieces-filled egg after egg, until you've eaten enough candy to have accidentally ingested your medicine, or you can recall everything.
 
2013-03-26 02:24:01 AM  
Ok son, you should be fine, but if you're still pitching a tent after four hours, we'll have to go to the Dr!
 
2013-03-26 02:27:41 AM  
Handicapped people shouldn't be working with/around kids like this. Someone is bound to either ingest the medicine by accident, or this guy is going to die because he can't get his pills.
 
2013-03-26 02:29:02 AM  
That depends on which meds we're taking here.
A friend of mines family hides a bunch of airplane bottles in their yard and house, makes for a fun Easter.
 
2013-03-26 02:30:51 AM  
What would they do if they find the egg containing a disgustingly delicious Philippine delicacy called BALUT (an aborted duck egg/chick cooked overnight)?
 
2013-03-26 03:11:57 AM  
If your tyke experiences one or more of the following symptoms after eating Easter Egg candy you should consult a physician immediately.

* headache
* dizziness
* drowsiness
* difficulty walking
* diarrhea
* constipation
* difficulty walking without an unsteady gait
* flatulence
* shaking of the arms or legs
* appetite changes
* unusual dreams
* dry mouth
* dry throat
* unsteady balance
* heartburn
* tingling in the hands, feet, legs or arms
* pain or burning in the hands, feet, legs or arms
* tingling of the tongue
* burning or redness of the tongue
* ringing in the ears
* tingling in the ears
* itching in the ears
* redness of the eyes
* muscle aches
* joint pain
* back pain
* neck pain

* rising from the dead

* difficulty breathing
* difficulty swallowing
* rash
* hives
* swelling of the eyes, lips, tongue, throat or face
* rash
* itching hives
* itching
* throat closing up
* hoarseness
* shortness of breath
* pounding or racing heartbeat
* vomiting
* nausea
* chest pain
* blurred vision
* vision problems

*ascension to heaven
 
2013-03-26 03:12:30 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Handicapped people shouldn't be working with/around kids like this. Someone is bound to either ingest the medicine by accident, or this guy is going to die because he can't get his pills.


Seriously? That's retarded.
 
2013-03-26 03:17:11 AM  
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wanted for questioning
 
2013-03-26 03:44:50 AM  

Cagey B: Well, hunting for Easter eggs won't get your pills back. Unless you find every single Easter egg and eat the candy inside. So you can sit there, eating Reese's Pieces-filled egg after egg, until you've eaten enough candy to have accidentally ingested your medicine, or you can recall everything.


Oo, I like the first option!
 
2013-03-26 03:45:18 AM  
"You're a volunteer at an Easter Egg Hunt at your church and need a safe place to store your medicine. Do you?"

Yes.
 
2013-03-26 03:48:03 AM  

Bullroarer_Took: AverageAmericanGuy: Handicapped people shouldn't be working with/around kids like this. Someone is bound to either ingest the medicine by accident, or this guy is going to die because he can't get his pills.

Seriously? That's retarded.


That's AverageAmericanGuy, so yes.
 
2013-03-26 03:52:39 AM  
If only they could have found a safe place to carry the medication. Like, say, a pocket or purse!
 
2013-03-26 07:20:15 AM  
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Hollow chocolate eggs are the flame, Peeps are the fuse, and chocolate bunnies are the bomb.
 
2013-03-26 07:48:54 AM  
The Easter Bunny gave me a littl blue pill candy and now my pee pee won't lay down!

Well, the Easter Bunny gave me some candy called Zoloft and I can't care about your pee pee problem.
 
2013-03-26 09:04:41 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: my pee pee won't lay down!


HE IS RISEN
 
2013-03-26 09:15:51 AM  
I know just the man for the job.  He's had some singular experiences in matters such as this.

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2013-03-26 10:01:25 AM  
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