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2013-03-25 05:33:58 PM  
Sexual attractiveness aside, younger people have less baggage.
 
2013-03-25 06:51:30 PM  
Plus, they were easy on the eyes. A-ha! So he admits he was after their looks!

And I wonder what the woman -- oh, wait, I mean the girl who is young enough to be his daughter -- wants.

/What is the number of people required to tango, anyway?
 
2013-03-25 07:01:21 PM  
That's hilarious, man that writer sounds like a real treat.
 
2013-03-25 07:03:02 PM  
You'd think someone with the title "Doctor" would be a little less naive
 
2013-03-25 08:09:40 PM  
About Me: Dr. Gracelyn Santos is President and Co-Owner of Santos & Mroczek DDS ~ Family & Cosmetic Dentistry in Meiers Corners. She serves on 3 non-profit boards and is a published author and photographer. Married with 3 children, she is also a former Miss Staten Island.

Translation: "I'm getting older, my looks are fading and I can't get free meals and lots of attention anymore."
 
2013-03-25 08:10:24 PM  
Intellectual conversation?
 
2013-03-25 08:11:46 PM  
Why is this issue never explored with the question "Why do younger women date older men?"?
 
2013-03-25 08:13:29 PM  
Of the women who complain about younger girls stealing their men, I wonder how many did the exact same thing with older men when they were younger women themselves. What goes around comes around.
 
2013-03-25 08:16:36 PM  
Additionally, while she may not be on as much of a deadline as a woman in her 30s or 40s for commitment because time is a-wasting to make little Jakey Juniors, I'm quite sure she is still concerned all the same about her biological clock on some level.

All women who want to have children are, especially planners and Type-As. They have a plan, I reminded him. We all have plans.


We did not spend time in the same trailer park.
 
2013-03-25 08:26:40 PM  
Why do older women try to pretend that it's "gross" instead of being honest about their own insecurities.

Trust me honey, it's far less gross than whatever spoiled flower you've got growing between your legs.
 
2013-03-25 08:45:03 PM  
www.africansafariclub.com
 
2013-03-25 08:51:01 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Why is this issue never explored with the question "Why do younger women date older men?"?


Because the men that are my age are farking idiots,seriously I'm not kidding. Now on the other hand I can have great conversations with my fiance,he makes me laugh,doesn't do shiat that could get him killed,is kind and all around just great. Age isn't really a big deal to me. What matters to me is personality.
 
2013-03-25 08:52:26 PM  
Younger women are (generally) more physically attractive, less jaded, more fun, and less concerned about their biological clocks.

Likewise, older men are (generally) more mature, financially stable, and looking to settle down. And men usually age better.

The equation is so obvious that I don't even know what problem people would have with it.

When I was a high school freshman, the girls my age wanted to date the seniors. In college, they wanted guys with careers. But then they turn middleaged and suddenly wonder why men their age aren't interested in them. That young girl taking the older guys was you 20 years ago.
 
2013-03-25 08:58:09 PM  

A Terrible Human: shower_in_my_socks: Why is this issue never explored with the question "Why do younger women date older men?"?

Because the men that are my age are farking idiots,seriously I'm not kidding. Now on the other hand I can have great conversations with my fiance,he makes me laugh,doesn't do shiat that could get him killed,is kind and all around just great. Age isn't really a big deal to me. What matters to me is personality.


Correct. Neither men nor women are most attracted to members of the opposite sex who are their own age. So I don't see what the problem is.
 
2013-03-25 09:02:54 PM  
younger girls with daddy issues.  Sadly, I'm in my 30s, so the girls with daddy issues for 30 year olds would result in felony charges.
 
2013-03-25 09:04:37 PM  
I'm in my early 40's. I date younger women for one simple reason: Younger women act more mature than older women.
 
2013-03-25 09:04:52 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Why is this issue never explored with the question "Why do younger women date older men?"?


Daddy issues.  Sweet, sweet daddy issues.
 
2013-03-25 09:05:54 PM  

Great Janitor: younger girls with daddy issues.  Sadly, I'm in my 30s, so the girls with daddy issues for 30 year olds would result in felony charges.


so you DON'T like your women like your whiskey - 15 years old and mixed up with coke?
 
2013-03-25 09:06:11 PM  
Because men age like wine and women age like milk.
 
2013-03-25 09:06:59 PM  
It's not so much that I'm attracted to younger women, it's that there's nothing I want from a woman my age. Who wants to deal with a pre-menopausal, boring, demanding harpy whose idea of fun is shopping and eating? Or some sort of career-driven superwoman running around all the time and has no time for a simple walk in between running the universe and buying expensive crap? Or delusional middle-aged pear-shaped women who weigh well into the mid 200s but insist they're not fat? Yet find it necessary to point out my receding hairline?

You can stop eating, what can I do about my hair?

3D print a toupee?
 
2013-03-25 09:07:35 PM  
They're far more fertile, and much more likely to give birth to a child with a respectable IQ and fewer behavioral or developmental problems.
 
2013-03-25 09:08:50 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: It's not so much that I'm attracted to younger women, it's that there's nothing I want from a woman my age. Who wants to deal with a pre-menopausal, boring, demanding harpy whose idea of fun is shopping and eating? Or some sort of career-driven superwoman running around all the time and has no time for a simple walk in between running the universe and buying expensive crap? Or delusional middle-aged pear-shaped women who weigh well into the mid 200s but insist they're not fat? Yet find it necessary to point out my receding hairline?

You can stop eating, what can I do about my hair?

3D print a toupee?


Yeah, pretty much this.
 
2013-03-25 09:08:54 PM  
What I wish I knew when I was younger:
If you find yourself with a hot hot woman who can't get enough and is too much for you to handle, aim for six months. You don't even need to tell her. You'll both be happier.
 
2013-03-25 09:09:03 PM  
I'm 41, skyping with a 20 year old who thinks I'm hot, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2013-03-25 09:09:28 PM  

Sgygus: Sexual attractiveness aside, younger people have less baggage.


I think it is the opposite.

Still a shiatload of baggage from childhood, none of the wisdom and practice coping with it.

Ymmv.
 
2013-03-25 09:10:05 PM  
And I wonder too, why do young men get into relationships with older women?

Oh the mysteries of the universe.
 
2013-03-25 09:10:23 PM  
I can't remember who said it, but a reporter once asked a famous rock star why rock stars always date supermodels.  His reply?  "Because we can."

The same response works for "Why do older men date younger women."
 
2013-03-25 09:10:38 PM  
The older women get, the crazier they get.  The young ones are crazy, but the older ones still dating are absolute minefields.
 
2013-03-25 09:11:13 PM  
Two reasons. Both pert.

Plus, young girls today are into the naughty stuff you were begging your girlfriend for in high school.
 
2013-03-25 09:11:58 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Additionally, while she may not be on as much of a deadline as a woman in her 30s or 40s for commitment because time is a-wasting to make little Jakey Juniors, I'm quite sure she is still concerned all the same about her biological clock on some level.

All women who want to have children are, especially planners and Type-As. They have a plan, I reminded him. We all have plans.

i291.photobucket.com

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?
 
2013-03-25 09:12:03 PM  
Actually, for me, I think it's the stupid haircuts and glasses that women in their 40's wear.
Frosted short hair, "Funky" thick multi-coloured frames?

What the hell, ladies?
What. The. Hell?
 
2013-03-25 09:13:00 PM  
Whenever I'm around young-uns at work, I almost go insane listening to:

1) All the things they say they are going to do that they aren't ever going to do
2) All the bad ideas that they think are going to go swimmingly
3) All the things they think are brand new that they just came up with that aren't

My tongue hurts like a MF'er after biting it all day.  I'm so proud when I can just nod and go "Mmm Hmmn" and keep my yap shut.

Cuz somebody did me that courtesy years back - and I thank them.

Ahhhhh - that was cathartic.
 
2013-03-25 09:14:16 PM  

Weaver95: Great Janitor: younger girls with daddy issues.  Sadly, I'm in my 30s, so the girls with daddy issues for 30 year olds would result in felony charges.

so you DON'T like your women like your whiskey - 15 years old and mixed up with coke?


I do.  I just don't want to be added to any lists.  Thankfully, it's spring time and I live near my apartment complex's pool and the new neighbor has a rather attractive teenage daughter.
 
2013-03-25 09:14:25 PM  
My girlfriends enjoy oral sex and I must say, younger women taste delicious.
 
2013-03-25 09:14:58 PM  
It always struck me as kind of weird.  I'm 35.  To me, there are few women younger than, say, 26 or 27 that I really find all that physically attractive (Kate Upton, obvious exception) even despite the radical difference in our life situations.

Oh, and that screeching thing that 22 year olds do in the bars?  Yeah, not dealing with that.

/get off my lawn.
//rookie old guy
 
2013-03-25 09:15:08 PM  
I guess I'm old enough now

where are they? where?
 
2013-03-25 09:16:20 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: The older women get, the crazier they get.  The young ones are crazy, but the older ones still dating are absolute minefields.


It has also been my experience that the young ones are more open to a "friends with benefits" type relationship whereas the women closer to my age are seeking a husband/relationship, want to move in with you, and get really pissed when you look at younger women.
 
2013-03-25 09:16:20 PM  

meanmutton: It always struck me as kind of weird.  I'm 35.  To me, there are few women younger than, say, 26 or 27 that I really find all that physically attractive (Kate Upton, obvious exception) even despite the radical difference in our life situations.

Oh, and that screeching thing that 22 year olds do in the bars?  Yeah, not dealing with that.

/get off my lawn.
//rookie old guy


You think that that screeching is bad when a 22 year old does it? Imagine what it's like when a 44 year old does it.

/shudder
 
2013-03-25 09:16:50 PM  
Why do   younger women  date older men?
 
2013-03-25 09:17:09 PM  
Look to bonobos for the answers you seek.
 
2013-03-25 09:17:30 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
I just want you to know no matter what you do, you're gonna die, just like everybody else.
 
2013-03-25 09:17:45 PM  

Altitude5280: Why do   younger women  date older men?


Cu$ wer're $imple $uper!
 
2013-03-25 09:17:59 PM  

Snarfangel: And I wonder what the woman -- oh, wait, I mean the girl who is young enough to be his daughter -- wants.


rent money
 
2013-03-25 09:19:18 PM  

Kanemano: Snarfangel: And I wonder what the woman -- oh, wait, I mean the girl who is young enough to be his daughter -- wants.

rent money


Isn't there a website for something like that?  Now, I'm not talking about the explicit hooker sites but I thought I had read some sort of "be my sugar daddy" type of site.
 
2013-03-25 09:19:35 PM  
I married my second wife when I was 39 and she was 25. Twelve years later, we don't regret it. My first wife just turned 62, and I don't regret marrying her either.
I'm still attracted to women my age & older. And younger. If we broke up, I can't honestly say how old my next girlfriend would be.

Not sure why, but quite a few attractive young women seem attracted to a slim, polite, graying man with a decent job who can make them laugh... and can drive them wild in bed. Quite a few attractive older women are attracted to a slim, polite, not entirely grayed man with a decent job who can make them laugh... and can drive at night.
 
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2013-03-25 09:19:53 PM  
Where do I find these mythical younger women who are all for taking advantage of my financial security?
 
2013-03-25 09:19:55 PM  

WhippingBoy: meanmutton: It always struck me as kind of weird.  I'm 35.  To me, there are few women younger than, say, 26 or 27 that I really find all that physically attractive (Kate Upton, obvious exception) even despite the radical difference in our life situations.

Oh, and that screeching thing that 22 year olds do in the bars?  Yeah, not dealing with that.

/get off my lawn.
//rookie old guy

You think that that screeching is bad when a 22 year old does it? Imagine what it's like when a 44 year old does it.

/shudder


Fair enough.

Another reason I'm happy to be married.
 
2013-03-25 09:20:18 PM  
Because most women in their late 20's aren't coming out of either a first or second marriage hating and resenting the entire male gender. And don't have kids. And aren't interested in "reforming" me. Why the fark would I want to date you after some other dude spent 20 years turning you into an emotional cripple?
 
2013-03-25 09:20:31 PM  
One thing always baffled me. When I was 39, I dated a 22 year old. Women my age would come up to me and say "You know, she's only dating you for your money".

To this day, I fail to see the relevance of that statement. The last thing I cared about was why she was dating me.
 
2013-03-25 09:21:01 PM  
My uncle Jim was a lifelong bachelor of the straight variety. He also managed to stay in amazing shape and looked about 65 in his early 80's. At age 83, he brought a date to a family picnic who was a good looking milfy 40-45 or so. The difference in reaction between the men and the women was the damnedest thing I've ever seen.
The women there looked like they were going to start a lynch mob. The men were dumbstruck with admiration.
 
2013-03-25 09:21:44 PM  
Since I'm at work and can't research this on my own,  I was hoping this thread might have some pictures of the younger women who might date older men. I am disappoint.
 
2013-03-25 09:22:06 PM  
I mean...have you SEEN younger women!?

I wish I was an older, wealthy man. Just sayin...

oh well, maybe I'll just find an older, wealthy man for myself
 
2013-03-25 09:22:33 PM  

martid4: Because men age like wine and women age like milk.


I always heard that a woman's value is like a car, a man's value is like a house.
 
2013-03-25 09:23:35 PM  
Evolution. Simple, basic, uncomfortable, evolution.

Young women have more years left in the reproductive phase of their lives. Older men have access to more resources to feed and clothe those children. It's not rocket science. It's just our genes.
 
2013-03-25 09:24:37 PM  

Delay: My girlfriends enjoy oral sex and I must say, younger women taste delicious.


Bunnypee
 
2013-03-25 09:24:49 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Of the women who complain about younger girls stealing their men, I wonder how many did the exact same thing with older men when they were younger women themselves. What goes around comes around.


THIS
 
2013-03-25 09:25:47 PM  
Also, this:


i361.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-25 09:26:21 PM  
loldaddy.com

Sadly, too many girls look at that pic and think "great idea"
 
2013-03-25 09:27:36 PM  

Altitude5280: Why do   younger women  date older men?


weknowmemes.com
 
2013-03-25 09:28:04 PM  

Macular Degenerate: I'm 41, skyping with a 20 year old who thinks I'm hot, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.


at least he thinks "she's" 20. You can do amazing things with voice changers.
 
2013-03-25 09:28:46 PM  
My girlfriend and I sneak into PG-13 movies for opposite reasons. It's so romantic.

/"Sir, aren't you a little old to be here?"
//"Isn't she a little young to be here?!?!?!?"
 
2013-03-25 09:29:52 PM  

drewogatory: Because most women in their late 20's aren't coming out of either a first or second marriage hating and resenting the entire male gender. And don't have kids. And aren't interested in "reforming" me. Why the fark would I want to date you after some other dude spent 20 years turning you into an emotional cripple?


I came out of my first (and so far, only) marriage in my mid-20s. I didn't come out of it hating men and feeling that I needed to change them. It instead showed me what makes a relationship work (of course, I learned that by realizing what doesn't work).

2 years with boyfriend and still going strong.
 
2013-03-25 09:30:04 PM  
My favorite scene from "Frasier". Not word for word, but you get the point.

Roz- "Why is it acceptable for a man to date a woman half his age, but it's not ok for a woman to date a man half her age?"

Frasier- " I don't make the rules, Roz, I just enjoy them!"
 
2013-03-25 09:30:26 PM  

GopherGuts: I married my second wife when I was 39 and she was 25. Twelve years later, we don't regret it. My first wife just turned 62, and I don't regret marrying her either.
I'm still attracted to women my age & older. And younger. If we broke up, I can't honestly say how old my next girlfriend would be.

Not sure why, but quite a few attractive young women seem attracted to a slim, polite, graying man with a decent job who can make them laugh... and can drive them wild in bed. Quite a few attractive older women are attracted to a slim, polite, not entirely grayed man with a decent job who can make them laugh... and can drive at night.


Not meaning this personally, but you brought up the "nice guy with a good job who makes me laugh" thing.

Nobody is attracted to mediocrity, that's just settling or escaping.  That's like wanting to go see a movie where nobody does much of anything - they just read the paper, maybe take a walk.
 
2013-03-25 09:30:35 PM  
Their brown eye is balloon knot not a porpoise hole
 
2013-03-25 09:31:21 PM  

meanmutton: It always struck me as kind of weird.  I'm 35.  To me, there are few women younger than, say, 26 or 27 that I really find all that physically attractive (Kate Upton, obvious exception) even despite the radical difference in our life situations.

Oh, and that screeching thing that 22 year olds do in the bars?  Yeah, not dealing with that.

/get off my lawn.
//rookie old guy


I feel the same way I can't relate to anyone under 30
 
2013-03-25 09:31:27 PM  

megarian: I mean...have you SEEN younger women!?

I wish I was an older, wealthy man. Just sayin...

oh well, maybe I'll just find an older, wealthy man for myself


I don't think you would have any trouble. Maybe you should seek something else since that goal would be so easily achieved?
 
2013-03-25 09:31:38 PM  
Fark I am disappoint, I was expecting this thread to be nothing but pics of hot young girls.
 
2013-03-25 09:32:13 PM  

Sgygus: Sexual attractiveness aside, younger people have less baggage.


Sexual attractiveness aside, older people have more money.
 
2013-03-25 09:32:24 PM  
Younger women have the stamina to get an old man up without hitting him with the ironing board.

Older women just don't care. They have the stamina to go out and get a younger man, so fark the old buzzard.
 
2013-03-25 09:33:43 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: My girlfriend and I sneak into PG-13 movies for opposite reasons. It's so romantic.

/"Sir, aren't you a little old to be here?"
//"Isn't she a little young to be here?!?!?!?"


Who have you been talking to?!? Pedophile is a really big word for a 7 year old to know.
 
2013-03-25 09:33:56 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: My girlfriend and I sneak into PG-13 movies for opposite reasons. It's so romantic.

/"Sir, aren't you a little old to be here?"
//"Isn't she a little young to be here?!?!?!?"


I lol'd so hard a little piss came out
 
2013-03-25 09:34:10 PM  
All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.
 
2013-03-25 09:35:02 PM  

aevorea: drewogatory: Because most women in their late 20's aren't coming out of either a first or second marriage hating and resenting the entire male gender. And don't have kids. And aren't interested in "reforming" me. Why the fark would I want to date you after some other dude spent 20 years turning you into an emotional cripple?

I came out of my first (and so far, only) marriage in my mid-20s. I didn't come out of it hating men and feeling that I needed to change them. It instead showed me what makes a relationship work (of course, I learned that by realizing what doesn't work).

2 years with boyfriend and still going strong.


But it was a fairly brief marriage though? I'm talking the women that were married for 15 - 20 years and had kids, a house, etc. In my experience they don't readily re-adapt to the dating pool.
 
2013-03-25 09:35:56 PM  

Digitalstrange: Fark I am disappoint, I was expecting this thread to be nothing but pics of hot young girls.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-25 09:36:12 PM  
FTA: "Further, his choices are not at all about the bedroom (hard to believe, I know) and more about how he enjoyed the company of women less jaded. And women in their 20s are simply ... umm... less jaded. Oh boy."

The author's, "Oh boy" comment smacks of the jadedness that most men hate. And, this article is filled with similar comments.

I suspect the man is not fooling himself.  He understand that most relationships are doomed to fail within seven years even when both people are the same age.  But why hack on the guy for wanting to having a few nice fun date instead of listening to an old, jaded, woman complain about the fact that her ex is late on child support all night and doesn't spend enough time with their kids.  Younger women simply have less baggage... and firmer bodies.
 
2013-03-25 09:37:04 PM  

Delay: megarian: I mean...have you SEEN younger women!?

I wish I was an older, wealthy man. Just sayin...

oh well, maybe I'll just find an older, wealthy man for myself

I don't think you would have any trouble. Maybe you should seek something else since that goal would be so easily achieved?


Being an older, wealthy man would take multiple surgeries and a successful bank robbery AND a time machine... But if you have any suggestions...

Oh. OH!! I get it. Yeah well that would involve being social. Fark that noise. Get off my lawn.
 
2013-03-25 09:37:13 PM  
Because younger women are young. And middle-aged women are saggy and bitter.

Next question?
 
2013-03-25 09:37:31 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-25 09:37:51 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Two reasons. Both pert.

Plus, young girls today are into the naughty stuff you were begging your girlfriend for in high school.


I'm 42, and my GF is 24. You nailed it.
 
2013-03-25 09:39:47 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.


Did we forget to take our pills again today?
 
2013-03-25 09:40:25 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.


This is just embarrassing.
 
2013-03-25 09:40:45 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Digitalstrange: Fark I am disappoint, I was expecting this thread to be nothing but pics of hot young girls.

[i.imgur.com image 590x782]


What in the name of all that is holy is that ?
 
2013-03-25 09:41:20 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.


You sound old. And wealthy.

EIP.
 
2013-03-25 09:41:59 PM  

Sgygus: Sexual attractiveness aside, younger people have less baggage.


younger biatches don't know when to put the drama in a bag and stfu
 
2013-03-25 09:42:49 PM  
way to miss the point of TFA, Subby. lady doctor writer is pointing out to her dentist friend that he has sweet young poonie because he pulls in mondo cash in his practice.
 
2013-03-25 09:42:54 PM  
If youth only knew: If age only could. Henri Estienne

Perfect combination!
 
2013-03-25 09:43:15 PM  

megarian: WhoopAssWayne: All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.

You sound old. And wealthy.

EIP.


Reverse inverted counter-troll!  She STICKS THE LANDING!
 
2013-03-25 09:43:39 PM  

megarian: Oh. OH!! I get it. Yeah well that would involve being social. Fark that noise. Get off my lawn.


I'm house trained. That shiat must be from some other neighbor's dog.
 
2013-03-25 09:44:30 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: It's not so much that I'm attracted to younger women, it's that there's nothing I want from a woman my age. Who wants to deal with a pre-menopausal, boring, demanding harpy whose idea of fun is shopping and eating? Or some sort of career-driven superwoman running around all the time and has no time for a simple walk in between running the universe and buying expensive crap? Or delusional middle-aged pear-shaped women who weigh well into the mid 200s but insist they're not fat? Yet find it necessary to point out my receding hairline?

You can stop eating, what can I do about my hair?

3D print a toupee?


As someone else said... this.
 
2013-03-25 09:46:33 PM  

Delay: megarian: Oh. OH!! I get it. Yeah well that would involve being social. Fark that noise. Get off my lawn.

I'm house trained. That shiat must be from some other neighbor's dog.


It's cool. My house gimp eats shiat, so...I have no idea where I was going with this. So yeah. Why isn't this a yoga pants thread yet?
 
2013-03-25 09:47:30 PM  

KrispyKritter: way to miss the point of TFA, Subby. lady doctor writer is pointing out to her dentist friend that he has sweet young poonie because he pulls in mondo cash in his practice.


Even if she is... at least she knows how to treat a man right.
 
2013-03-25 09:47:44 PM  
Because their pooters are tighter.?

/just a guess
 
2013-03-25 09:48:11 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Sgygus: Sexual attractiveness aside, younger people have less baggage.

Sexual attractiveness aside, older people have more money.


Do not underestimate the attractiveness of treating a young woman like a lady. Be polite and act like you don't care if they are into you or not. The simple act of opening a door or pulling a chair out for her is something that is lost on the younger generation.  Chicks dig courtesy and chivalry, it's like freaking spanish fly.
 
2013-03-25 09:48:16 PM  
At 48 I was lucky enough to fall in love with a wonderful young woman half my age, and I farked it up. If I thought for an instant she would have me back I'd try again and try and be a better person. It's not just old women that trip over their baggage.
 
2013-03-25 09:48:50 PM  
The author:

media.silive.com

I'd date her. She looks younger than me.
 
2013-03-25 09:48:53 PM  

megarian: It's cool. My house gimp eats shiat, so...I have no idea where I was going with this. So yeah. Why isn't this a yoga pants thread yet?


Are you kidding? That last one was exhausting.
 
2013-03-25 09:49:21 PM  
Psycoholic_Slag:
Do not underestimate the attractiveness of treating a young woman like a lady. Be polite and act like you don't care if they are into you or not. The simple act of opening a door or pulling a chair out for her is something that is lost on the younger generation.  Chicks dig courtesy and chivalry, it's like freaking spanish fly.

this does not always work.
 
2013-03-25 09:49:59 PM  

Kiwimann: Quantum Apostrophe: It's not so much that I'm attracted to younger women, it's that there's nothing I want from a woman my age. Who wants to deal with a pre-menopausal, boring, demanding harpy whose idea of fun is shopping and eating? Or some sort of career-driven superwoman running around all the time and has no time for a simple walk in between running the universe and buying expensive crap? Or delusional middle-aged pear-shaped women who weigh well into the mid 200s but insist they're not fat? Yet find it necessary to point out my receding hairline?

You can stop eating, what can I do about my hair?

3D print a toupee?

As someone else said... this.


When I find a woman my age that doesn't immediately run the "Oh my god how come you've never been married isn't that strange don't you want kids I need someone with a degree you're too short why don't you have a car why do you still use a bike what brand of clothes do you wear" script, that's probably the day every single proton in the universe decays.
 
2013-03-25 09:50:23 PM  
Older women are a lot more straightforward than younger ones. I like like looking at girls in their early 20's, but not near as much as I hate having to listen to them. To them, the most trivial shiat is the most important thing in the world, and you better listen to it. Older women have been around enough to know that half the shiat that younger ones talk about is absolutely meaningless in the long run, they generally like you for who you are (someone who is younger and more attractive than men in their own age group), and they are generally down to get as freaky as you want without having to take them out to eat and then shopping.

The only downside to older women is that they are only a short-term investment.
 
2013-03-25 09:50:57 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Because their pooters are tighter.?

/just a guess


You guessed wrong
 
2013-03-25 09:52:10 PM  

Ronin FF: The Irresponsible Captain: Two reasons. Both pert.

Plus, young girls today are into the naughty stuff you were begging your girlfriend for in high school.

I'm 42, and my GF is 24. You nailed it.


Yep. The myth of the "older, more experienced woman" is a thing of the past.
/33
/flirting with 20yo waitresses
 
2013-03-25 09:52:17 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Sgygus: Sexual attractiveness aside, younger people have less baggage.

younger biatches don't know when to put the drama in a bag and stfu

 
2013-03-25 09:53:19 PM  

Macular Degenerate: I'm 41, skyping with a 20 year old who thinks I'm hot, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.


she's a dude.
 
2013-03-25 09:53:49 PM  

Weaver95: Psycoholic_Slag:
Do not underestimate the attractiveness of treating a young woman like a lady. Be polite and act like you don't care if they are into you or not. The simple act of opening a door or pulling a chair out for her is something that is lost on the younger generation.  Chicks dig courtesy and chivalry, it's like freaking spanish fly.

this does not always work.


It's not that it always works.  It's that it can work.  The rich and powerful aren't the only older guys you see running around with younger girlfriends.
 
2013-03-25 09:54:23 PM  

megarian: You sound old. And wealthy. EIP.


You look needy. And from Detroit. ENIP.
 
2013-03-25 09:54:49 PM  

CaptSacto: You'd think someone with the title "Doctor" would be a little less naive


My irony-o-meter just sprung a dial.
 
2013-03-25 09:55:08 PM  

Weaver95: Psycoholic_Slag:
Do not underestimate the attractiveness of treating a young woman like a lady. Be polite and act like you don't care if they are into you or not. The simple act of opening a door or pulling a chair out for her is something that is lost on the younger generation.  Chicks dig courtesy and chivalry, it's like freaking spanish fly.

this does not always work.


True.  Then you say "fark this b*tch" and move on to the next.  There is a new batch of them every year.
 
2013-03-25 09:56:14 PM  

MyRandomName: Macular Degenerate: I'm 41, skyping with a 20 year old who thinks I'm hot, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

she's a dude.


But on the plus side, at least he isn't a cop.
 
2013-03-25 09:56:38 PM  

Delay: megarian: It's cool. My house gimp eats shiat, so...I have no idea where I was going with this. So yeah. Why isn't this a yoga pants thread yet?

Are you kidding? That last one was exhausting.


Yeaaaaaaah it was. *exaggerated wink*
 
2013-03-25 09:57:50 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: megarian: You sound old. And wealthy. EIP.

You look needy. And from Detroit. ENIP.


Oh come on, I like his/her posts. One of the best Fark posters IMO.
 
2013-03-25 09:58:49 PM  
Because they are more likely to swallow.
 
2013-03-25 09:59:01 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Marcus Aurelius: Sgygus: Sexual attractiveness aside, younger people have less baggage.

Sexual attractiveness aside, older people have more money.

Do not underestimate the attractiveness of treating a young woman like a lady. Be polite and act like you don't care if they are into you or not. The simple act of opening a door or pulling a chair out for her is something that is lost on the younger generation.  Chicks dig courtesy and chivalry, it's like freaking spanish fly.


It is known!  It is known!
 
2013-03-25 09:59:07 PM  
I'm guessing it's so we can fark them?
 
2013-03-25 09:59:16 PM  
shower_in_my_socks:
When I was a high school freshman, the girls my age wanted to date the seniors. In college, they wanted guys with careers. But then they turn middleaged and suddenly wonder why men their age aren't interested in them. That young girl taking the older guys was you 20 years ago.

Ah yes it's coming back to me now, I remember this back in school.  Not only did girls date older guys, they bragged about it to their friends when they could snag one.  They were more 'mature', more 'experienced' and 'knew how to treat a woman'.  I'm in my 40s now and these same women are frustrated that men their age are more interested in women 10 years younger.
 
2013-03-25 10:01:48 PM  
Q: Why do old guys date young women?

A: Because the cooter is snappier.

You're welcome, please come again.
 
2013-03-25 10:01:48 PM  

flaminio: The author:

[media.silive.com image 380x310]

I'd date her. She looks younger than me.


She looks exactly like my preconception of a former Miss Staten Island.

She's "happily married" with kids.  Why does she concern herself with what singles do?
 
2013-03-25 10:02:13 PM  
So Dr. Santos, how many pounds have you and chubby, I mean hubby, put on since you were 24 or since you were Miss Staten Island.  I'm guessing 30 to 40 conservatively for you and way more for him.  That should definitively answer your question.  So go back to your lumpia and crispy skin pork because that Filipino food is tasty and try not to ask any more ridiculous questions.

media.silive.com

By the way here's a picture of your friend cumming with his 24 year old girl friend.

www.untitledname.com
 
2013-03-25 10:02:42 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Two reasons. Both pert.

Plus, young girls today are into the naughty stuff you were begging your girlfriend for in high school.


Take it a step further...younger women will do all the things your older model used to do for you and to you.
 
2013-03-25 10:02:48 PM  

Ronin FF: The Irresponsible Captain: Two reasons. Both pert.

Plus, young girls today are into the naughty stuff you were begging your girlfriend for in high school.

I'm 42, and my GF is 24. You nailed it.




She wasn't supposed to tell.
 
2013-03-25 10:04:01 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: megarian: You sound old. And wealthy. EIP.

You look needy. And from Detroit. ENIP.


Dude. You just ruined my entire plan. Now who is going to pay for my student loans!? My food stamps? Because I already sell those on the mean streets of Detroit for my drugs and Faygo for my various mixed-race children.

Oh well. I tried.
 
2013-03-25 10:04:18 PM  

MyRandomName: Macular Degenerate: I'm 41, skyping with a 20 year old who thinks I'm hot, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

she's a dude.


Probably with Interpol, too.
 
2013-03-25 10:06:17 PM  

Delay: Oh come on, I like his/her posts. One of the best Fark posters IMO.


Had no idea it was a shemale - dat adam's apple - 10/10 megarian, best wishes and good luck.
 
2013-03-25 10:08:14 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Delay: Oh come on, I like his/her posts. One of the best Fark posters IMO.

Had no idea it was a shemale - dat adam's apple - 10/10 megarian, best wishes and good luck.


*fistbump*
 
2013-03-25 10:12:17 PM  

1derful: To them, the most trivial shiat is the most important thing in the world, and you better listen to it.


Men in their 20s aren't the most perspicacious bunch either.

We'll just have to accept that if we want to base society on the family unit, men's commitment age skews much older than women's.  Free love or lobsters, I couldn't care less either way. It's got nothing to do with maturity and everything to do with overcoming instinct.
 
2013-03-25 10:13:41 PM  
Well, why men would want 20 something women is obvious and should need no explanation.  The question is - why are women in their 20s willing to date older men?  This theory may have been posited earlier in this thread, but I am too lazy to read through them all - women in their mid-20s are often looking to settle down, get married, and start a family.  A vast majority of guys their age can't/won't do that.  Guys a little older are more financially secure and more willing to settle down.  Personal wealth probably is a significant factor as well.  I don't think a 25 year old hottie is going to want to date a 40 year old McDonald's fry guy.
 
2013-03-25 10:14:41 PM  
I'm 52 and my girlfriends are 22, 26, 27, 32, 35, 41 and 44.  I'm trying to get them in a pile.
 
2013-03-25 10:15:27 PM  
I have a hard time imagining dating a girl in her 20s now that I am over 40. I deal with them at work frequently and they are mind-numblingly annoying. You can't have sex every minute of the day, so you have to deal with vapid twaddle for hours on end. Just find someone close to your age that you like to be with and enjoy getting old together. I also don't understand the logic from the woman's side. Spend the best years of your life with some old codger, and when he checks out out when you are around 50 don't expect to attract another one. My mother-in-law was 32 years younger than her husband and was widowed when she was in her late 40s. Been alone ever since - and she was hella hot when she was younger - still looks good now. (always something to note when choosing a spouse, if mom looks good than the daughter should age well too).
 
2013-03-25 10:21:27 PM  

noitsnot: WhoopAssWayne: All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.

This is just embarrassing.


I have been waiting for an opportunity to post this...

NSFW Link

/Enjoy Wayne!
 
2013-03-25 10:21:34 PM  
As an older male, I fully realize the only reason a younger woman would date me is for the money.  So, I guess as long as the guy has no actual pride and doesn't mind being used.  Whatever makes you happy.
 
2013-03-25 10:22:47 PM  

megarian: WhoopAssWayne: All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.

You sound old. And wealthy.

EIP.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-25 10:22:48 PM  
As much as your wife may be wonderful, after pushing two kids out and rearing them for 18+ years, she is less likely to want to have fun and is certainly a bit stretched. Men want younger women for a multitude of reasons, half of which may include not hearing the whining, putting up with old habits and just simply wanting to try something new, like a young body again. Women may have the same needs, but I find they want to talk about it a lot more and require a lot more romancing.

Or you just might not be into each other any more...
 
2013-03-25 10:27:01 PM  

noitsnot: Whenever I'm around young-uns at work, I almost go insane listening to:

1) All the things they say they are going to do that they aren't ever going to do
2) All the bad ideas that they think are going to go swimmingly
3) All the things they think are brand new that they just came up with that aren't

My tongue hurts like a MF'er after biting it all day.  I'm so proud when I can just nod and go "Mmm Hmmn" and keep my yap shut.

Cuz somebody did me that courtesy years back - and I thank them.

Ahhhhh - that was cathartic.


Mmm Hmmn.
 
2013-03-25 10:29:22 PM  

martid4: I'm 52 and my girlfriends are 22, 26, 27, 32, 35, 41 and 44.  I'm trying to get them in a pile.


Average age = 32.5

Niiiice!
 
2013-03-25 10:29:40 PM  
I'm a 32 year old man who has been dating a 23 year old for the last couple of months.  Her optimism, enthusiasm, and playfulness make her very enjoyable to be around.  The sex is great.  And other guys look at you in awe when you enter a bar/restaurant with an attractive younger women on your arm.

But dating a younger woman does have its downsides; younger women tend to be more flaky and unreliable than older women, and they're also more fond of "playing games" rather than just being straight with you.  Still, I'm happy enough with her that I don't have a lot of regrets.
 
2013-03-25 10:30:12 PM  

megarian: Delay: megarian: Oh. OH!! I get it. Yeah well that would involve being social. Fark that noise. Get off my lawn.

I'm house trained. That shiat must be from some other neighbor's dog.

It's cool. My house gimp eats shiat, so...I have no idea where I was going with this. So yeah. Why isn't this a yoga pants thread yet?


well said!

about the yoga pants

warn your gimp of e. coli

www.triggabytes.com
 
2013-03-25 10:30:25 PM  
Shortly before washing my hands of the entire human race, I spent three years dating no one old enough to drink or too young to vote.   I was in my 50s.

There are plenty of such girls who are not gold-diggers or Electra. They generally don't like girls their ages.  Boys their ages bore them.  They are smart, kind, socially conscious, and ladylike.  They are modestly employed and financially responsible.  They are curious, open-minded, and brave.  They have lots of pride but little vanity.  They're a minority, but they're everywhere and all it takes is eyes with which to see them and confidence to talk to them.  They are seeking to have adventures, not end adventuring.

What's not to like?
 
2013-03-25 10:31:51 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: women in their mid-20s are often looking to settle down, get married, and start a family. A vast majority of guys their age can't/won't do that. Guys a little older are more financially secure and more willing to settle down.


They're more willing to settle down, or at least wise enough to tell that 24 year old hottie in the mini skirt that they willing to settle down.
 
2013-03-25 10:33:26 PM  

illannoyin: noitsnot: WhoopAssWayne: All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.

This is just embarrassing.

I have been waiting for an opportunity to post this...

NSFW Link

/Enjoy Wayne!


That thing needed more lens flares.   Somebody alert Lowtax.
 
2013-03-25 10:34:22 PM  

noitsnot: WhoopAssWayne: All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.

This is just embarrassing.


Yeah. There is a chance that they might be riding the pole at a nice upscale club somewhere. Keep hoping
 
2013-03-25 10:36:28 PM  
So, any young farkettes into wrinkled uncut limp cock and saggy mansack? Sorry, I'm supposed to be in better shape than in my twenties. Err, rock hard twenty five inch erections that won't quit with testicles the size of mangos filled with trillions of energy-filled spermatozoa? Ready to burst like a Sprint ABM from its silo?
 
2013-03-25 10:36:47 PM  
Like it or not, men and women age differently. Men tend to look more attractive with a few wrinkles and some gray hair, women not so much.
 
2013-03-25 10:36:55 PM  
 
2013-03-25 10:37:11 PM  

Omahawg: megarian: Delay: megarian: Oh. OH!! I get it. Yeah well that would involve being social. Fark that noise. Get off my lawn.

I'm house trained. That shiat must be from some other neighbor's dog.

It's cool. My house gimp eats shiat, so...I have no idea where I was going with this. So yeah. Why isn't this a yoga pants thread yet?

well said!

about the yoga pants

warn your gimp of e. coli


I saw that as I opened a bottle of wine. It was like poetry.
 
2013-03-25 10:39:34 PM  

megarian: I saw that as I opened a bottle of wine


Second?
 
2013-03-25 10:39:39 PM  
Biology.
 
2013-03-25 10:40:25 PM  

GF named my left testicle thundercles: why women lose the dating game


That link is awesome in itself - it's from Australia, but then it has "society-and-culture" in it.  Gold!

(kidding - could not resist)
 
2013-03-25 10:41:19 PM  

Dellirium: martid4: I'm 52 and my girlfriends are 22, 26, 27, 32, 35, 41 and 44.  I'm trying to get them in a pile.

Average age = 32.5

Niiiice!


Interesting. Very close to one sigma.

/I did not say smegma.
 
2013-03-25 10:41:29 PM  

Delay: megarian: I saw that as I opened aanother bottle of wine

Second?


Got it.
 
2013-03-25 10:41:39 PM  

madgonad: I have a hard time imagining dating a girl in her 20s now that I am over 40. I deal with them at work frequently and they are mind-numblingly annoying. You can't have sex every minute of the day, so you have to deal with vapid twaddle for hours on end. Just find someone close to your age that you like to be with and enjoy getting old together. I also don't understand the logic from the woman's side. Spend the best years of your life with some old codger, and when he checks out out when you are around 50 don't expect to attract another one. My mother-in-law was 32 years younger than her husband and was widowed when she was in her late 40s. Been alone ever since - and she was hella hot when she was younger - still looks good now. (always something to note when choosing a spouse, if mom looks good than the daughter should age well too).


Nobody needs to look at your profile to know you're from the Bay area
 
2013-03-25 10:42:14 PM  

Farxist Marxist: Dellirium: martid4: I'm 52 and my girlfriends are 22, 26, 27, 32, 35, 41 and 44.  I'm trying to get them in a pile.

Average age = 32.5

Niiiice!

Interesting. Very close to one sigma.

/I did not say smegma.


You rang splooged?
 
2013-03-25 10:44:01 PM  

noitsnot: Delay: megarian: I saw that as I opened aanother bottle of wine

Second?

Got it.


Woah. Nice catch. Thanks!!!
 
2013-03-25 10:44:47 PM  

WhippingBoy: Quantum Apostrophe: It's not so much that I'm attracted to younger women, it's that there's nothing I want from a woman my age. Who wants to deal with a pre-menopausal, boring, demanding harpy whose idea of fun is shopping and eating? Or some sort of career-driven superwoman running around all the time and has no time for a simple walk in between running the universe and buying expensive crap? Or delusional middle-aged pear-shaped women who weigh well into the mid 200s but insist they're not fat? Yet find it necessary to point out my receding hairline?

You can stop eating, what can I do about my hair?

3D print a toupee?

Yeah, pretty much this.



Seconded.

51, hangs with 20-somethings regularly. They are fun, cute and full of life.
 
2013-03-25 10:47:19 PM  
GopherGuts:
Not sure why, but quite a few attractive young women seem attracted to a slim, polite, graying man with a decent job who can make them laugh... and can drive them wild in bed. Quite a few attractive older women are attracted to a slim, polite, not entirely grayed man with a decent job who can make them laugh... and can drive at night.

LOLOLOL.  Zing!

madgonad:
I have a hard time imagining dating a girl in her 20s now that I am over 40. I deal with them at work frequently and they are mind-numblingly annoying. You can't have sex every minute of the day, so you have to deal with vapid twaddle for hours on end.

I'd just be afraid of them listening to the Beatles all the time.  Thought that was gonna die off with the Boomers but... bloody iTunes.
 
2013-03-25 10:49:57 PM  
If anyone needed any evolutionary justification for such behaviour, look at pregnancy rates with IVF using egg donors (who are almost always <30 yo). The pregnancy rates with egg donors are extremely high (as expected), but essentially unaffected by paternal age. However, once a patient is in her mid- to late-30s, advancing paternal age starts to negatively affect outcomes, ergo a potentially plausible "pop" evolutionary psychological mechanism for "The Cougar".
 
2013-03-25 10:55:40 PM  

WhippingBoy: One thing always baffled me. When I was 39, I dated a 22 year old. Women my age would come up to me and say "You know, she's only dating you for your money".

To this day, I fail to see the relevance of that statement. The last thing I cared about was why she was dating me.


Out of the mouth of babes: Melania Trump (née Knauss) was asked in an interview whether she was with Donald Trump because of his money. Her response? "If I weren't beautiful, do you think he'd be with me?"
 
2013-03-25 10:58:24 PM  

No Such Agency: GopherGuts:
Not sure why, but quite a few attractive young women seem attracted to a slim, polite, graying man with a decent job who can make them laugh... and can drive them wild in bed. Quite a few attractive older women are attracted to a slim, polite, not entirely grayed man with a decent job who can make them laugh... and can drive at night.

LOLOLOL.  Zing!

madgonad:
I have a hard time imagining dating a girl in her 20s now that I am over 40. I deal with them at work frequently and they are mind-numblingly annoying. You can't have sex every minute of the day, so you have to deal with vapid twaddle for hours on end.

I'd just be afraid of them listening to the Beatles all the time.  Thought that was gonna die off with the Boomers but... bloody iTunes.


No no - iTunes is the thing where the song thats plays is the one you picked.  Pandora plays the sh*t you don't want to hear.
 
2013-03-25 10:59:07 PM  

Ronin FF: The Irresponsible Captain: Two reasons. Both pert.

Plus, young girls today are into the naughty stuff you were begging your girlfriend for in high school.

I'm 42, and my GF is 24. You nailed it.


I sure did. How do I taste?
 
2013-03-25 11:00:39 PM  

jmr61: 51, hangs with 20-somethings regularly. They are fun, cute and full of life.


I'm just the opposite. I'm 24 and hang out with mostly people over 40. I find people my age to be annoying.
 
2013-03-25 11:03:54 PM  
FTA: I told my friend Jake that while a 20-something may not be as "jaded," she may still have issues that are specific to young women, like insecurities and an annoying, constant need for attention and reassurance.

Oh yeah, older women never display those types of behaviors. The very fact she wrote this article using the condescending tone she did, basically proves it.
 
2013-03-25 11:04:41 PM  
Because males are attracted to beauty and females are attracted to power.
 
2013-03-25 11:08:14 PM  

WhippingBoy: I'm in my early 40's. I date younger women for one simple reason: Younger women act more mature than older women.


We have a winnar. I'm 50, my gf is 32. not only is she the smartest person I've ever met, but she has uncommonly good sense. Which totally offsets my stupidity and lack of class.

\yeah, it's that farking big.
 
2013-03-25 11:08:27 PM  
Because younger men have been disproportionately affected by the economic collapse and most women are whores
 
2013-03-25 11:09:57 PM  
Never dated a woman younger than me. Age difference was anywhere from 2 weeks to 26 years. Mrs Shirley is a good 10 years older and we've been happily married for many years.
Too much drama with them youngsters.

meanmutton:Oh, and that screeching thing that 22 year olds do in the bars?  Yeah, not dealing with that.

That, too.
 
2013-03-25 11:12:05 PM  
because we know where the clitoris is, you fools!

images.uulyrics.com

you're doing it right now!
 
2013-03-25 11:15:17 PM  
 
2013-03-25 11:15:30 PM  

WhippingBoy: One thing always baffled me. When I was 39, I dated a 22 year old. Women my age would come up to me and say "You know, she's only dating you for your money".

To this day, I fail to see the relevance of that statement. The last thing I cared about was why she was dating me.


when i was 41 i lived with an 18 y/o. good couple of years followed, then she moved on.

/yes i'm bragging.
 
2013-03-25 11:16:03 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.


Most strippers come from liberal families? Thank you for your counter-intuitive, rectally extracted factoid.

/Did I just feed a troll?
 
2013-03-25 11:17:37 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Shortly before washing my hands of the entire human race, I spent three years dating no one old enough to drink or too young to vote.   I was in my 50s.

There are plenty of such girls who are not gold-diggers or Electra. They generally don't like girls their ages.  Boys their ages bore them.  They are smart, kind, socially conscious, and ladylike.  They are modestly employed and financially responsible.  They are curious, open-minded, and brave.  They have lots of pride but little vanity.  They're a minority, but they're everywhere and all it takes is eyes with which to see them and confidence to talk to them.  They are seeking to have adventures, not end adventuring.

What's not to like?


A large portion of them tend to be school teachers.
 
2013-03-25 11:22:19 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: BarkingUnicorn: Shortly before washing my hands of the entire human race, I spent three years dating no one old enough to drink or too young to vote.   I was in my 50s.

There are plenty of such girls who are not gold-diggers or Electra. They generally don't like girls their ages.  Boys their ages bore them.  They are smart, kind, socially conscious, and ladylike.  They are modestly employed and financially responsible.  They are curious, open-minded, and brave.  They have lots of pride but little vanity.  They're a minority, but they're everywhere and all it takes is eyes with which to see them and confidence to talk to them.  They are seeking to have adventures, not end adventuring.

What's not to like?

A large portion of them tend to be school teachers.


Before they can drink?  Impossible!
 
2013-03-25 11:25:35 PM  
I married a 20 year-old stripper when I was in my mid-30's, so I'm getting a kick out these replies.
 
2013-03-25 11:25:46 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: martid4: Because men age like wine and women age like milk.

I always heard that a woman's value is like a car, a man's value is like a house.


That's true.

A man ISN'T worth much, after you set him on fire...
 
2013-03-25 11:27:50 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Digitalstrange: Fark I am disappoint, I was expecting this thread to be nothing but pics of hot young girls.

[i.imgur.com image 590x782]


we really need to work on your definition of both hot and young.
 
2013-03-25 11:28:49 PM  
From GF named my left testicle thundercles's link:
"when I get tired of them I just delete their numbers from my cell phone and stop taking their calls ... It doesn't really hurt them that much: at this point they're used to pump & dump!''

...and then men wonder why older women are jaded...

Really, is that all that an older woman can expect from life, to be nothing more than repeatedly pumped and dumped or to spent the next half of her life a lonely old cat woman? Is the advice to marry in your 20's and hope to hell you never divorce or your husband doesn't die because after that you are completely unwanted?
 
2013-03-25 11:31:25 PM  

Dellirium: martid4: I'm 52 and my girlfriends are 22, 26, 27, 32, 35, 41 and 44.  I'm trying to get them in a pile.

Average age = 32.5

Niiiice!


Yeah, but I'm thinking about hanging red flags in the lockers of the 41 and 44 year olds.  Women are like dog turds, the older they get the easier they are to pick up.
 
2013-03-25 11:32:12 PM  
I actually prefer slightly older women.
They have their own money.
 
2013-03-25 11:32:36 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Psycoholic_Slag: BarkingUnicorn: Shortly before washing my hands of the entire human race, I spent three years dating no one old enough to drink or too young to vote.   I was in my 50s.

There are plenty of such girls who are not gold-diggers or Electra. They generally don't like girls their ages.  Boys their ages bore them.  They are smart, kind, socially conscious, and ladylike.  They are modestly employed and financially responsible.  They are curious, open-minded, and brave.  They have lots of pride but little vanity.  They're a minority, but they're everywhere and all it takes is eyes with which to see them and confidence to talk to them.  They are seeking to have adventures, not end adventuring.

What's not to like?

A large portion of them tend to be school teachers.

Before they can drink?  Impossible!


Lulz!  I read right past that part.  I'm not sure I can go that young just because I have a 19 yr old daughter and I think it would be too awkward.  I'm over 50 and most of the young women I've had experience with in the last few years were in the 26 to 30 range.
 
2013-03-25 11:32:53 PM  

mrlewish: Macular Degenerate: I'm 41, skyping with a 20 year old who thinks I'm hot, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.


Kenny, is that you?
 
2013-03-25 11:35:05 PM  

minoridiot: I married a 20 year-old stripper when I was in my mid-30's, so I'm getting a kick out these replies.


How old was the guy you married her to, Rev?
 
2013-03-25 11:36:51 PM  

Nidiot: From GF named my left testicle thundercles's link:
"when I get tired of them I just delete their numbers from my cell phone and stop taking their calls ... It doesn't really hurt them that much: at this point they're used to pump & dump!''

...and then men wonder why older women are jaded...

Really, is that all that an older woman can expect from life, to be nothing more than repeatedly pumped and dumped or to spent the next half of her life a lonely old cat woman? Is the advice to marry in your 20's and hope to hell you never divorce or your husband doesn't die because after that you are completely unwanted?


To wander a post-apocalyptic wasteland, searching for ever-scarcer supplies of petrol while avoiding the roving gangs of crazed nomads...
 
2013-03-25 11:37:08 PM  

KrispyKritter: way to miss the point of TFA, Subby. lady doctor writer is pointing out to her dentist friend that he has sweet young poonie because he pulls in mondo cash in his practice.


He's almost certainly aware of that already.

"She's only dating you because you're mature, experienced, and have more money than younger men!"

Well duh.
 
2013-03-25 11:40:56 PM  

Nidiot: From GF named my left testicle thundercles's link:
"when I get tired of them I just delete their numbers from my cell phone and stop taking their calls ... It doesn't really hurt them that much: at this point they're used to pump & dump!''

...and then men wonder why older women are jaded...

Really, is that all that an older woman can expect from life, to be nothing more than repeatedly pumped and dumped or to spent the next half of her life a lonely old cat woman? Is the advice to marry in your 20's and hope to hell you never divorce or your husband doesn't die because after that you are completely unwanted?


the moral of this story is if you are an older woman without a man it is because you chose to reject dozens of good quality men during your 20s, and now get to experience your own medicine during your 30s (with interest).

the advice is to invest in a good man when your market value is high instead of pissing away your 20s riding the badboy and alpha cock carousel. they will dump your ass as soon as it is worthless because they are are not stupid, and they are completely aware that you dont actually love them or care about them. they know that you only care about the way they make you feel and the way they make you look.
 
2013-03-25 11:41:04 PM  

Macular Degenerate: I'm 41, skyping with a 20 year old who thinks I'm hot, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.


Is she in Canada?
 
2013-03-25 11:47:34 PM  
This:

rosalingerie.files.wordpress.com

or this?

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-03-25 11:48:29 PM  

Unhip1: I actually prefer slightly older women.
They have their own money.


That would be fair, men get younger women who want them for their money, and women get younger men who want them for their money. Only it rarely works that way around.

Things they don't tell you at school: women who are single at forty are so irrelevant they should just shoot themselves.
 
2013-03-25 11:49:17 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: BarkingUnicorn: Psycoholic_Slag: BarkingUnicorn: Shortly before washing my hands of the entire human race, I spent three years dating no one old enough to drink or too young to vote.   I was in my 50s.

There are plenty of such girls who are not gold-diggers or Electra. They generally don't like girls their ages.  Boys their ages bore them.  They are smart, kind, socially conscious, and ladylike.  They are modestly employed and financially responsible.  They are curious, open-minded, and brave.  They have lots of pride but little vanity.  They're a minority, but they're everywhere and all it takes is eyes with which to see them and confidence to talk to them.  They are seeking to have adventures, not end adventuring.

What's not to like?

A large portion of them tend to be school teachers.

Before they can drink?  Impossible!

Lulz!  I read right past that part.  I'm not sure I can go that young just because I have a 19 yr old daughter and I think it would be too awkward.  I'm over 50 and most of the young women I've had experience with in the last few years were in the 26 to 30 range.


I'd probably feel the same if I had a daughter.  But I don't, though it was often assumed that I did.  I remember one booth wench at a Ren faire who asked me quietly,

"So, is this a family outing?"

"Let me ask.  DARLING, ARE YOU PREGNANT?"

"What?? NO!"

"I guess not, dear."
 
2013-03-25 11:53:21 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Why is this issue never explored with the question "Why do younger women date older men?"?


This! People don't want to ask this question because any answer beyond "he has money or fame" would force them to think harder than Hollywood writers.

CS:
After years of having the "no more than five years" rule I started dating someone 20 years my senior. One date went to 2, 2 went to 10, 10 went to me moving in and now I'm planning our 4th Anniversary.

Guys my age are still binge drinking at the club or are just starting to find themselves. Which is all fine and dandy, its not my life. However, dating someone that loves sushi one week then hates it the next is too frustrating and confusing. One does not simply have time for that.

Why can't I love my boyfriend because he knows what he wants, he has more sexual experience, he has a steady routine, he doesn't need me to show him how to hang drywall, he is a gentleman, or because he is a (proven) good father?

No, it has to because I can't count to potatoe, need a sugar daddy, and I'm just waiting for the day for him to die so I can collect all of his insurance and sail away on some fancy yacht with my new boyfriend that has six pack abs and no ability to speak English while giving the finger to his entire family. Yeah, that makes MUCH more sense!
 
2013-03-25 11:54:03 PM  
It was a lot more impressive five years ago when I could say I'm 32 and I'm with a 25-year-old. Now, 37 and 30 just doesn't have that same ring to it.
 
2013-03-25 11:54:47 PM  

Nidiot: From GF named my left testicle thundercles's link:
"when I get tired of them I just delete their numbers from my cell phone and stop taking their calls ... It doesn't really hurt them that much: at this point they're used to pump & dump!''

...and then men wonder why older women are jaded...

Really, is that all that an older woman can expect from life, to be nothing more than repeatedly pumped and dumped or to spent the next half of her life a lonely old cat woman? Is the advice to marry in your 20's and hope to hell you never divorce or your husband doesn't die because after that you are completely unwanted?


Pretty much, yup.
 
2013-03-25 11:54:55 PM  

GF named my left testicle thundercles: Nidiot: From GF named my left testicle thundercles's link:
"when I get tired of them I just delete their numbers from my cell phone and stop taking their calls ... It doesn't really hurt them that much: at this point they're used to pump & dump!''

...and then men wonder why older women are jaded...

Really, is that all that an older woman can expect from life, to be nothing more than repeatedly pumped and dumped or to spent the next half of her life a lonely old cat woman? Is the advice to marry in your 20's and hope to hell you never divorce or your husband doesn't die because after that you are completely unwanted?

the moral of this story is if you are an older woman without a man it is because you chose to reject dozens of good quality men during your 20s, and now get to experience your own medicine during your 30s (with interest).

the advice is to invest in a good man when your market value is high instead of pissing away your 20s riding the badboy and alpha cock carousel. they will dump your ass as soon as it is worthless because they are are not stupid, and they are completely aware that you dont actually love them or care about them. they know that you only care about the way they make you feel and the way they make you look.


You can talk to yourself without using an internet forum, you know.
 
2013-03-26 12:01:02 AM  
Ben Franklin had something to say about older women and younger men
 
2013-03-26 12:02:06 AM  
I noticed early on that the men who went for younger women were not the pick of the litter. They seemed rather insecure and self-centered.

Guys who liked older women though...wow...these guys are gems. Secure, adventurous and generally more intelligent.

My two cents.
 
2013-03-26 12:02:44 AM  
It dawned on me one day that I was old.

The brain kept telling me that I was still somewhere in my 30's. If that was the case, who in the hell was that 60 year old guy looking back at me from the mirror?

I reflected on the women I had cared about in the past and realized that my mental images of them were long out of date; from a time when they were in their 20's. Now, all would be over 50.

Sure, I'd noticed I was slowing down. Less vim and vigor. Legs ached at times and my back periodically acted up. I had plastic lenses installed in my eyes -- and still need glasses. The Dr told me the cataracts were from a lifetime of being outside in the sun.

I can't wolf down an entire, large, everything on it pizza like I used to. Maybe half. Then, within hours, I grab the Tums. That never used to happen. I used to be a champion of causes decades ago, determined to change the world. Now, either I figure it's too much effort for something that's going to fail anyhow or just completely stupid.

The niece I used to bounce on my knee and who thought I was the best thing since ice cream when she was 5 is now in her 20's, in college, often speaks to me like I'm a child and no longer has time to visit.

I'm single. I think about relationships. When I check out dating sites and women within my age bracket, I want to run. Baggy, draggy and saggy. MILFs with saggy boobs, lumpy hips and curiously bumpy bellies.

They remind me of my Mom.

Any woman under 21 is ..... too dippy and too inexperienced, not to mention a one way trip to the slammer and a ruined life. There's a fire in their eyes and their step that lasts well into their thirties that is attractive and they usually have well formed, smooth skinned, comfortable bodies.

I'm attracted to the 30's. They still have some expectations, can view the world with eyes not fully jaded, still like to look good for 'their' man and can be experimental, willing to try new things. Usually, by then they've learned that guzzling a bottle of Jim Beam, throwing up in the toilet, the car, the living room or on the street and suffering a hideous hangover the next day isn't all that much fun anymore.

Yet they still act and look young. There's a spring in their step. Their skin is still smooth and firm. They haven't yet developed the ingrained frown lines around their mouths or the hard look in their eyes. Most have not yet gotten the pear shape of The Great American Mom.

They're a pleasure to touch, to hold, to smell, to be around. They know what they like. Very few will give you that 'fake' affection so many younger women like to hand out like candy.

Yeah. That's what draws me to younger women.

Plus, they still wear 'panties' and not 'drawers'.

However, I'm not the handsomest man to look at. I never was. I've not turned into a beach-ball with legs, my skin doesn't resemble either that of a corpse or sun burnt, wrinkly leather. Somewhere, my abs vanished, probably around the time my ass decided to take a walk and leave me flat back there.

A bunch of my hair left and what remains is no longer silky brown, but rather a crappy grayish tint. Years of fighting lost causes has left lines in my face and more years of realizing that the majority of humanity sucks has taken a lot of the twinkle out of my eyes.

I weigh only 10 lbs more than I did in my 30's. I control my weight. I'm tired of seeing older men in shorts and baseball caps, wearing sports jerseys and sprouting beer guts the size of kegs.

A younger woman steams me up. I don't want to cuddle with someone with wrinkly, leathery skin, a voice starting to grow hoarse, legs getting spindly and the only thing plastic surgery can really fix is the face.
Over 40, anything from the neck down can't really be fixed with surgery.

Yeah, I'm not as randy as before, but the urge is still there. Medications have affected my function, but there's always Viagra. I might not be able to go three and 4 times in one night, but I can probably perform better for her. One good session might be just as satisfying as 4 hasty, hormone driven ones.

I still like black lights and scented candles. I like mood music. I like how easy a pretty woman is on the eyes. They're so graceful when they move -- before they pass 50. After 50, it starts to become obvious that there's some wear and tear on the operating machinery.

I know that from myself.

I can understand why a guy wants a younger woman. I just have problems understanding why cute, younger woman would want some of the twisted, saggy, baggy, pallid, downright ugly wrecks of older men.

It's a pain in the ass for the brain to still think you're 20 to 30 years younger than you actually are, but that will happen to all of us as we age.

Another advantage of older age: you're not as quick to start swinging in a bar after a few shots. The pain, the hassle, and the expense afterwards aint worth it.

Maybe some hair dye will help. A good set of dentures or implants. After a certain age, you can pump iron all you want, and your muscles are still going to sag. (It will strengthen your bones, though.)

Still, I can dream of meeting a younger woman. I can go back in my memories and recall all of those I've held in the past. For some, I still recall their perfume, the scent of their shampooed hair and the strength of their hugs.
 
2013-03-26 12:02:55 AM  
Middle aged men by and large really are not very attractive. Many spend too much time biatching about their ex wives and annyong teenaged kids
Just because the media tells them that they are all entitled to a hot 22 year old doesnt make it true.

The term "rhino" is often used for tge ines who think an expensive car makes them hot shiat...stubborn. grumpy ugly and horny. "Trout" is another word for an old guy who buys sex from women way out of his league physically.
 
2013-03-26 12:03:52 AM  

anuran: Ben Franklin had something to say about older women and younger men


"Early to bed, and early to rise, then sneak out the door with a clever disguise."
 
2013-03-26 12:03:56 AM  

GF named my left testicle thundercles: Nidiot: From GF named my left testicle thundercles's link:
"when I get tired of them I just delete their numbers from my cell phone and stop taking their calls ... It doesn't really hurt them that much: at this point they're used to pump & dump!''

...and then men wonder why older women are jaded...

Really, is that all that an older woman can expect from life, to be nothing more than repeatedly pumped and dumped or to spent the next half of her life a lonely old cat woman? Is the advice to marry in your 20's and hope to hell you never divorce or your husband doesn't die because after that you are completely unwanted?

the moral of this story is if you are an older woman without a man it is because you chose to reject dozens of good quality men during your 20s, and now get to experience your own medicine during your 30s (with interest).

the advice is to invest in a good man when your market value is high instead of pissing away your 20s riding the badboy and alpha cock carousel. they will dump your ass as soon as it is worthless because they are are not stupid, and they are completely aware that you dont actually love them or care about them. they know that you only care about the way they make you feel and the way they make you look.


You know how most men are not ready to settle down and have kids in his 20's, that may also apply to some women. That is a very young age for anyone to know what they want in life IMHO and I would not personally recommend anyone get married before they are thirty. Twenty somethings of either gender are rarely mature enough. (I agree there are always exceptions, before I get a list of people explaining their own personal success stories.)

Also "you dont actually love them or care about them. they know that you only care about the way they make you feel and the way they make you look" is exactly the same thing I could say about any man dating a girl young enough to be his daughter. Shallow people occur in either gender and at any age.

What I see as genuine love and care is something that occurs between people who are individuals that are of similar ages. Youth fades, if you are in it for the long haul you better like the person you are with.  But that is just me.
 
2013-03-26 12:08:30 AM  

noitsnot: GF named my left testicle thundercles: Nidiot: From GF named my left testicle thundercles's link:
"when I get tired of them I just delete their numbers from my cell phone and stop taking their calls ... It doesn't really hurt them that much: at this point they're used to pump & dump!''

...and then men wonder why older women are jaded...

Really, is that all that an older woman can expect from life, to be nothing more than repeatedly pumped and dumped or to spent the next half of her life a lonely old cat woman? Is the advice to marry in your 20's and hope to hell you never divorce or your husband doesn't die because after that you are completely unwanted?

the moral of this story is if you are an older woman without a man it is because you chose to reject dozens of good quality men during your 20s, and now get to experience your own medicine during your 30s (with interest).

the advice is to invest in a good man when your market value is high instead of pissing away your 20s riding the badboy and alpha cock carousel. they will dump your ass as soon as it is worthless because they are are not stupid, and they are completely aware that you dont actually love them or care about them. they know that you only care about the way they make you feel and the way they make you look.

You can talk to yourself without using an internet forum, you know.


i1172.photobucket.com

Nidiot:
 You know how most men are not ready to settle down and have kids in his 20's, that may also apply to some women. That is a very young age for anyone to know what they want in life IMHO and I would not personally recommend anyone get married before they are thirty. Twenty somethings of either gender are rarely mature enough. (I agree there are always exceptions, before I get a list of people explaining their own personal success stories.)


Also "you dont actually love them or care about them. they know that you only care about the way they make you feel and the way they make you look" is exactly the same thing I could say about any man dating a girl young enough to be his daughter. Shallow people ...



i agree with everything you just said.
 
2013-03-26 12:19:02 AM  
I like older women, but they've got to be total whores in bed.
 
2013-03-26 12:22:41 AM  
Same reason older gay men try to score with younger guys ... or at least pay them generously to mow their yards (meant literally, not a euphemism).
 
2013-03-26 12:34:14 AM  

GF named my left testicle thundercles: Nidiot: From GF named my left testicle thundercles's link:
"when I get tired of them I just delete their numbers from my cell phone and stop taking their calls ... It doesn't really hurt them that much: at this point they're used to pump & dump!''

...and then men wonder why older women are jaded...

Really, is that all that an older woman can expect from life, to be nothing more than repeatedly pumped and dumped or to spent the next half of her life a lonely old cat woman? Is the advice to marry in your 20's and hope to hell you never divorce or your husband doesn't die because after that you are completely unwanted?

the moral of this story is if you are an older woman without a man it is because you chose to reject dozens of good quality men during your 20s, and now get to experience your own medicine during your 30s (with interest).

the advice is to invest in a good man when your market value is high instead of pissing away your 20s riding the badboy and alpha cock carousel. they will dump your ass as soon as it is worthless because they are are not stupid, and they are completely aware that you dont actually love them or care about them. they know that you only care about the way they make you feel and the way they make you look.


This
 
2013-03-26 12:34:45 AM  
From the author's bio:

Dr. Gracelyn SantosAbout Me:Dr. Gracelyn Santos is President and Co-Owner of Santos & Mroczek DDS ~ Family & Cosmetic Dentistry in Meiers Corners. She serves on 3 non-profit boards and is a published author and photographer. Married with 3 children, she is also a former Miss Staten Island.


 I dunno....does she SEEM like she'd have trouble figuring it out?
 
2013-03-26 12:36:17 AM  

jaylectricity: Why do older women try to pretend that it's "gross" instead of being honest about their own insecurities?.


Because there's no advice that can really help the astute Dr. Lady Dentist other than: "Be younger."

Once the elasticity of her vagina starts to fade, shaming men is the only tool left in her toolbox.  "Honesty" sure as hell isn't going to cut it.
 
2013-03-26 12:42:58 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: The older women get, the crazier they get.  The young ones are crazy, but the older ones still dating are absolute minefields.


exactly this.
 
2013-03-26 12:47:09 AM  
I like my women like l like my whiskey: 30 years old and alcoholic.
 
2013-03-26 12:47:45 AM  
Additionally, while she may not be on as much of a deadline as a woman in her 30s or 40s for commitment because time is a-wasting to make little Jakey Juniors, I'm quite sure she is still concerned all the same about her biological clock on some level.

All women who want to have children are, especially planners and Type-As. They have a plan, I reminded him. We all have plans.


www.infinitydish.com

Yup, seems relevant...
 
2013-03-26 12:48:29 AM  
Why date younger women?

This.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-26 12:51:11 AM  

wambu: Why date younger women?

This.

[i.imgur.com image 490x640]


That picture's old enough I'm pretty sure she's dead.
 
2013-03-26 12:58:47 AM  

Oldiron_79: GF named my left testicle thundercles: Nidiot: From GF named my left testicle thundercles's link:
"when I get tired of them I just delete their numbers from my cell phone and stop taking their calls ... It doesn't really hurt them that much: at this point they're used to pump & dump!''

...and then men wonder why older women are jaded...

Really, is that all that an older woman can expect from life, to be nothing more than repeatedly pumped and dumped or to spent the next half of her life a lonely old cat woman? Is the advice to marry in your 20's and hope to hell you never divorce or your husband doesn't die because after that you are completely unwanted?

the moral of this story is if you are an older woman without a man it is because you chose to reject dozens of good quality men during your 20s, and now get to experience your own medicine during your 30s (with interest).

the advice is to invest in a good man when your market value is high instead of pissing away your 20s riding the badboy and alpha cock carousel. they will dump your ass as soon as it is worthless because they are are not stupid, and they are completely aware that you dont actually love them or care about them. they know that you only care about the way they make you feel and the way they make you look.

This



See my post above on how it is not an exclusive male trait to not be mature enough for marriage in one's twenties.

Also, as an aside, out of curiosity, while you beta males were all upset that the hot girls were "riding the badboy and alpha cock carousel " did you ever bother to even glance at some of the not so hot girls that were available to you at the time? Just letting you know not every girl in her twenties was aiming at an alpha or a 'bad boy', so perhaps it was only the girls you deemed 'worthy' of your interest.
 
2013-03-26 01:01:39 AM  
Let me guess, the author hasn't had a pulse for the last two years.
 
2013-03-26 01:33:17 AM  
Ok, I understand. We're not supposed to shame Rhianna for going back to Chris Brown because "women make choices based on many factors and influences and we have to respect that" but a man prefers younger women and well, this article speaks for itself.

Women make choices = exercising their inviolable rights
Men make choices =  wrong-headed losers destroying society and keeping women down, etc.
 
2013-03-26 01:50:40 AM  
the advice is to invest in a good man when your market value is high instead of pissing away your 20s riding the badboy and alpha cock carousel. they will dump your ass as soon as it is worthless because they are are not stupid, and they are completely aware that you dont actually love them or care about them. they know that you only care about the way they make you feel and the way they make you look.

This is perhaps the greatest thing ever written on Fark.
 
2013-03-26 02:03:03 AM  

drewogatory: the advice is to invest in a good man when your market value is high instead of pissing away your 20s riding the badboy and alpha cock carousel. they will dump your ass as soon as it is worthless because they are are not stupid, and they are completely aware that you dont actually love them or care about them. they know that you only care about the way they make you feel and the way they make you look.

This is perhaps the greatest thing ever written on Fark.


Oh god I've answered that already, are you all stupid? Scroll up and try reading it.

Also were you another one only looking at the hot girls that were doing the alphas/bad boys, instead of the not so hot girls that were available to you? I'm getting the feeling lots of guys are still pissed they missed out on some cheerleader who ran off with the guy in the leather jacket back in high school.
 
2013-03-26 02:13:05 AM  

Nidiot: Also were you another one only looking at the hot girls that were doing the alphas/bad boys, instead of the not so hot girls that were available to you? I'm getting the feeling lots of guys are still pissed they missed out on some cheerleader who ran off with the guy in the leather jacket back in high school.


Not me. I asked out any girl who weighed less than 400 pounds (and yes, some were borderline there), and not one was interested, even though I was one of the few kids that took summer jobs from 16 years old onward. The only one I got to third base with said "No" at the last minute, so I put my clothes back on and left. She got back at me by telling everyone I was gay because I didn't realize "no" really meant "yes." Pretty much been bone dry ever since.

/not that anyone cares, or will even believe me
//to be fair, I was pretty damn ugly, even before I put on weight
 
2013-03-26 02:27:54 AM  

Peekachicka: shower_in_my_socks: Why is this issue never explored with the question "Why do younger women date older men?"?

This! People don't want to ask this question because any answer beyond "he has money or fame" would force them to think harder than Hollywood writers.

CS:
After years of having the "no more than five years" rule I started dating someone 20 years my senior. One date went to 2, 2 went to 10, 10 went to me moving in and now I'm planning our 4th Anniversary.

Guys my age are still binge drinking at the club or are just starting to find themselves. Which is all fine and dandy, its not my life. However, dating someone that loves sushi one week then hates it the next is too frustrating and confusing. One does not simply have time for that.

Why can't I love my boyfriend because he knows what he wants, he has more sexual experience, he has a steady routine, he doesn't need me to show him how to hang drywall, he is a gentleman, or because he is a (proven) good father?

No, it has to because I can't count to potatoe, need a sugar daddy, and I'm just waiting for the day for him to die so I can collect all of his insurance and sail away on some fancy yacht with my new boyfriend that has six pack abs and no ability to speak English while giving the finger to his entire family. Yeah, that makes MUCH more sense!


THIS THIS THIS THIS! My fiance is 23 years older than me but he is amazing and no he doesn't have money but he does have a fantastic personality. There is more to life than money,looks or any other superficial things. It's sad some people can't realize that.
/Congrats on your anniversary. :D
 
2013-03-26 02:33:57 AM  
i1172.photobucket.com

i have been fortunate enough to partake in a wide variety of the female form. 11/10 redheaded megahotties, cute fat tittied chubbies, skinny nerds, athletic tomboys and from hard learned experience, normal and average women are by far the best with fewer ego issues, head games, more down to earth personalities, and are actually loyal. nowadays when selecting a woman i ask myself this question, "if this person did not have a vagina, would i want anything to do with her?" it works!
 
2013-03-26 02:37:24 AM  
Tatterdemalian
/not that anyone cares, or will even believe me
//to be fair, I was pretty damn ugly, even before I put on weight


I'll choose to believe you. Don't worry, as a male time is on your side and you sound like you do not have unrealistic expectations in the first place. Once you get over thirty, as long as you are prepared to date women your own age, you are going to be able to choose from a lot of single women that all these studmen are going to reject as being too old.
 
2013-03-26 03:31:53 AM  

martid4: Because men age like wine and women age like milk.


Goes hand-in-hand with my mantra: "Douchebags never improve, they only expire".
 
2013-03-26 03:37:21 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Who wants to deal with a ... boring, demanding harpy whose idea of fun is shopping and eating? ... Or delusional ... pear-shaped women who weigh well into the mid 200s but insist they're not fat?


Like a scrotum, there it is in a nutshell.

Sounds like the track my marriage was on until she got cocky and bolted, only to find out I wasn't the problem.

Some women are mature for their age, but most who classify themselves as such are, in reality, merely old for their age, with the bitterness and jaded attitude that comes with aging like raw milk.
 
2013-03-26 03:57:51 AM  

TippySheraton: I noticed early on that the men who went for younger women were not the pick of the litter. They seemed rather insecure and self-centered.

Guys who liked older women though...wow...these guys are gems. Secure, adventurous and generally more intelligent.

My two cents.


In my experience when the guy who liked older women hit's his fifties and sixties, he desires to be with younger women for much the same reasons older women wanted to be with him when he was younger.
The twenty something's that I generally disdained in my youth, I now find to be open, adventurous, enthusiastic, stimulating and intelligent,  Certainly not stereotypically as a group but I rarely find those first four qualities in women in their late thirties, 40's and 50's at all any more. It seemed it wasn't so rare back in the day as I recall. Now day's they just seem mostly ruined. Of course there are all ways exceptions ... but
 
2013-03-26 04:05:15 AM  
try to find them

Not that I'm looking

I will never marry or cohabitate gain

well maybe a week or two
 
2013-03-26 04:09:23 AM  
but that's it
 
2013-03-26 04:27:19 AM  
I love killing threads!!! really I do!!!

Girls that like older men ... wow those girls are gems

young girls that want young men are not generally the pick of the litter

age disparency has the most to offer in terms of life experience

ah the spice of life
 
2013-03-26 05:13:53 AM  
BECAUSE THEY ARE JUVENILE, PURILE,  SEXIST PIGS.  WHO ONLY THINK WOMEN ARE GOOD FOR ONE THING AND CAN'T ACCEPT A MATURE WOMAN.


walks away from this now doubt disgusting, misogynistic thread.

scritch, scritch scritch.   (sound made while walking away)
 
2013-03-26 06:25:49 AM  
Because they can.


"You would think that men in their 40s would prefer women not born after the Cabbage Patch Kids were. Aren't older, more accomplished women more interesting and have more to offer? Don't insightful conversations and rich life experiences count for anything anymore? "

She seems pretty dismissive of a younger woman's ability to be interesting and smart.    Yeah, sweetie, just assume its  your wrinkly face that keeps you from dating your dentist buddy, and not the fact that you cant figure this quandry out.
 
2013-03-26 06:59:17 AM  

doglover: wambu: Why date younger women?

This.

[i.imgur.com image 490x640]

That picture's old enough I'm pretty sure she's dead.


I'm pretty sure she was dead when the picture was taken.
 
2013-03-26 08:07:46 AM  

voristrupp: Middle aged men by and large really are not very attractive. Many spend too much time biatching about their ex wives and annyong teenaged kids
Just because the media tells them that they are all entitled to a hot 22 year old doesnt make it true.

The term "rhino" is often used for tge ines who think an expensive car makes them hot shiat...stubborn. grumpy ugly and horny. "Trout" is another word for an old guy who buys sex from women way out of his league physically.


A perfect match for 20-somethings women who snag older men that are are way out of their league mentally and financially.
 
2013-03-26 08:23:09 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: It's not so much that I'm attracted to younger women, it's that there's nothing I want from a woman my age. Who wants to deal with a pre-menopausal, boring, demanding harpy whose idea of fun is shopping and eating? Or some sort of career-driven superwoman running around all the time and has no time for a simple walk in between running the universe and buying expensive crap? Or delusional middle-aged pear-shaped women who weigh well into the mid 200s but insist they're not fat? Yet find it necessary to point out my receding hairline?

You can stop eating, what can I do about my hair?

3D print a toupee?


Seek councilling. Not for your feelings about women, but for your obsession over 3d printing.
 
2013-03-26 08:39:56 AM  
Reminds me a Benny Hill skit. The older woman turns to her man, (Benny Hill) after seeing him staring at a young, attractive woman and asks, "What's she got that I don't have?" Benny answers, "Nothing - she's just not had it as long."

And there's this:

i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-26 08:52:20 AM  

ferretman: This:

[rosalingerie.files.wordpress.com image 319x425]

or this?

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x388]


You sure that's not the same woman, with and without photoshop? :)
 
2013-03-26 08:58:43 AM  
When i got divorced at 35 I started dating girls ten years younger than me. I found I didnt have anything in common with them.

I'm 37 now and dating a woman who is 40 and I couldnt be happier.
 
2013-03-26 08:59:00 AM  

A Terrible Human: Peekachicka: shower_in_my_socks: Why is this issue never explored with the question "Why do younger women date older men?"?

This! People don't want to ask this question because any answer beyond "he has money or fame" would force them to think harder than Hollywood writers.

CS:
After years of having the "no more than five years" rule I started dating someone 20 years my senior. One date went to 2, 2 went to 10, 10 went to me moving in and now I'm planning our 4th Anniversary.

Guys my age are still binge drinking at the club or are just starting to find themselves. Which is all fine and dandy, its not my life. However, dating someone that loves sushi one week then hates it the next is too frustrating and confusing. One does not simply have time for that.

Why can't I love my boyfriend because he knows what he wants, he has more sexual experience, he has a steady routine, he doesn't need me to show him how to hang drywall, he is a gentleman, or because he is a (proven) good father?

No, it has to because I can't count to potatoe, need a sugar daddy, and I'm just waiting for the day for him to die so I can collect all of his insurance and sail away on some fancy yacht with my new boyfriend that has six pack abs and no ability to speak English while giving the finger to his entire family. Yeah, that makes MUCH more sense!

THIS THIS THIS THIS! My fiance is 23 years older than me but he is amazing and no he doesn't have money but he does have a fantastic personality. There is more to life than money,looks or any other superficial things. It's sad some people can't realize that.
/Congrats on your anniversary. :D


Thank you and congrats on your engagement :-D Here's to one day having a life that does not include having to defend your love against the bitterly misinformed people of the world.

Salud.
 
2013-03-26 09:14:08 AM  

Tatterdemalian: Nidiot: Also were you another one only looking at the hot girls that were doing the alphas/bad boys, instead of the not so hot girls that were available to you? I'm getting the feeling lots of guys are still pissed they missed out on some cheerleader who ran off with the guy in the leather jacket back in high school.

Not me. I asked out any girl who weighed less than 400 pounds (and yes, some were borderline there), and not one was interested, even though I was one of the few kids that took summer jobs from 16 years old onward. The only one I got to third base with said "No" at the last minute, so I put my clothes back on and left. She got back at me by telling everyone I was gay because I didn't realize "no" really meant "yes." Pretty much been bone dry ever since.

/not that anyone cares, or will even believe me
//to be fair, I was pretty damn ugly, even before I put on weight


I believe you. When I was in my twenties, I was so shy and damaged that the concept that an alpha female would sleep with me was laughable. So I basically went after the "regular" girls (and my standards were pretty low). I was educated, worked constantly when not in school, polite, respectful, etc. etc. Shot. Down. In. Flames. almost every single time.
 
2013-03-26 09:14:49 AM  
It's not just because younger women are physically more attractive. My wife is going to be 37 this month but could pass for mid twenties (yes she's Asian, how could you tell?).

However, what good is that if I only have sex with her once a month? I would settle for an older looking woman with a little more enthusiasm. She's a good mother though and I love my kid so I'm not going anywhere. And no, I'm not a fat bald slob...my wife just doesn't put sex high on the list. Or at least not with me. If I caught her cheating it would almost be a relief, because then we could have a conversation about an open marriage...not the best outcome since I would prefer a wild sex life with my wife...but the way I figure I've got a few more good years, and I am wasting them on redtube.
 
2013-03-26 09:44:39 AM  
(checks to see if a woman wrote the article....yup...moving along)
 
2013-03-26 10:05:20 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: It's not so much that I'm attracted to younger women, it's that there's nothing I want from a woman my age. Who wants to deal with a pre-menopausal, boring, demanding harpy whose idea of fun is shopping and eating? Or some sort of career-driven superwoman running around all the time and has no time for a simple walk in between running the universe and buying expensive crap? Or delusional middle-aged pear-shaped women who weigh well into the mid 200s but insist they're not fat?


So bacically when women gets to that point they should just head for the cliffs like lemmings (because even though they have to deal with the constant inequality of just exisiting in this world, and some of the factors in their lives might be caused by biology or society (and the men who control it,)) they have nothing left to offer the poor men. who are forced to turn to younger women.
 
2013-03-26 10:06:24 AM  

camaroash: martid4: Because men age like wine and women age like milk.

Goes hand-in-hand with my mantra: "Douchebags never improve, they only expire".


Great douche-baggery is camouflaged and only exposed when necessary.
 
2013-03-26 10:07:12 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.


fc09.deviantart.net
 
2013-03-26 10:10:45 AM  

Guest: BECAUSE THEY ARE JUVENILE, PURILE,  SEXIST PIGS.  WHO ONLY THINK WOMEN ARE GOOD FOR ONE THING AND CAN'T ACCEPT A MATURE WOMAN.


walks away from this now doubt disgusting, misogynistic thread.

scritch, scritch scritch.   (sound made while walking away)


So, what are you wearing?  Do you like sushi??
 
2013-03-26 10:13:16 AM  

Nidiot: Unhip1: I actually prefer slightly older women.
They have their own money.

That would be fair, men get younger women who want them for their money, and women get younger men who want them for their money. Only it rarely works that way around.

Things they don't tell you at school:  women who are single at forty are so irrelevant they should just shoot themselves.


Gee, thanks. Let me go find my can of soup and have someone bash my skull with it.
 
2013-03-26 10:16:17 AM  

TippySheraton: I noticed early on that the men who went for younger women were not the pick of the litter. They seemed rather insecure and self-centered.

Guys who liked older women though...wow...these guys are gems. Secure, adventurous and generally more intelligent.

My two cents.


Works both ways.
 
2013-03-26 10:25:19 AM  

Nidiot: drewogatory: the advice is to invest in a good man when your market value is high instead of pissing away your 20s riding the badboy and alpha cock carousel. they will dump your ass as soon as it is worthless because they are are not stupid, and they are completely aware that you dont actually love them or care about them. they know that you only care about the way they make you feel and the way they make you look.

This is perhaps the greatest thing ever written on Fark.

Oh god I've answered that already, are you all stupid? Scroll up and try reading it.

Also were you another one only looking at the hot girls that were doing the alphas/bad boys, instead of the not so hot girls that were available to you? I'm getting the feeling lots of guys are still pissed they missed out on some cheerleader who ran off with the guy in the leather jacket back in high school.


What thread are you reading?  I'm getting the feeling that a lot of guys are quite happily banging  babes of whatever age they prefer.
 
2013-03-26 10:25:27 AM  

Broke Angry and Depressed: Quantum Apostrophe: It's not so much that I'm attracted to younger women, it's that there's nothing I want from a woman my age. Who wants to deal with a pre-menopausal, boring, demanding harpy whose idea of fun is shopping and eating? Or some sort of career-driven superwoman running around all the time and has no time for a simple walk in between running the universe and buying expensive crap? Or delusional middle-aged pear-shaped women who weigh well into the mid 200s but insist they're not fat?

So bacically when women gets to that point they should just head for the cliffs like lemmings (because even though they have to deal with the constant inequality of just exisiting in this world, and some of the factors in their lives might be caused by biology or society (and the men who control it,)) they have nothing left to offer the poor men. who are forced to turn to younger women.


What's your solution? Force men at gunpoint to go for bitter, self-absorbed, middle-aged hags?
 
2013-03-26 10:43:52 AM  

Nidiot: Oldiron_79: GF named my left testicle thundercles: Nidiot: From GF named my left testicle thundercles's link:
"when I get tired of them I just delete their numbers from my cell phone and stop taking their calls ... It doesn't really hurt them that much: at this point they're used to pump & dump!''

...and then men wonder why older women are jaded...

Really, is that all that an older woman can expect from life, to be nothing more than repeatedly pumped and dumped or to spent the next half of her life a lonely old cat woman? Is the advice to marry in your 20's and hope to hell you never divorce or your husband doesn't die because after that you are completely unwanted?

the moral of this story is if you are an older woman without a man it is because you chose to reject dozens of good quality men during your 20s, and now get to experience your own medicine during your 30s (with interest).

the advice is to invest in a good man when your market value is high instead of pissing away your 20s riding the badboy and alpha cock carousel. they will dump your ass as soon as it is worthless because they are are not stupid, and they are completely aware that you dont actually love them or care about them. they know that you only care about the way they make you feel and the way they make you look.

This


See my post above on how it is not an exclusive male trait to not be mature enough for marriage in one's twenties.

Also, as an aside, out of curiosity, while you beta males were all upset that the hot girls were "riding the badboy and alpha cock carousel " did you ever bother to even glance at some of the not so hot girls that were available to you at the time? Just letting you know not every girl in her twenties was aiming at an alpha or a 'bad boy', so perhaps it was only the girls you deemed 'worthy' of your interest.



^^^^^ 100lbs of THIS! ^^^^^
 
2013-03-26 10:46:07 AM  

WhippingBoy: Broke Angry and Depressed: Quantum Apostrophe: It's not so much that I'm attracted to younger women, it's that there's nothing I want from a woman my age. Who wants to deal with a pre-menopausal, boring, demanding harpy whose idea of fun is shopping and eating? Or some sort of career-driven superwoman running around all the time and has no time for a simple walk in between running the universe and buying expensive crap? Or delusional middle-aged pear-shaped women who weigh well into the mid 200s but insist they're not fat?

So bacically when women gets to that point they should just head for the cliffs like lemmings (because even though they have to deal with the constant inequality of just exisiting in this world, and some of the factors in their lives might be caused by biology or society (and the men who control it,)) they have nothing left to offer the poor men. who are forced to turn to younger women.

What's your solution? Force men at gunpoint to go for bitter, self-absorbed, middle-aged hags?


Legalized prostitution.
 
2013-03-26 10:49:15 AM  

WhippingBoy: Broke Angry and Depressed: Quantum Apostrophe: It's not so much that I'm attracted to younger women, it's that there's nothing I want from a woman my age. Who wants to deal with a pre-menopausal, boring, demanding harpy whose idea of fun is shopping and eating? Or some sort of career-driven superwoman running around all the time and has no time for a simple walk in between running the universe and buying expensive crap? Or delusional middle-aged pear-shaped women who weigh well into the mid 200s but insist they're not fat?

So bacically when women gets to that point they should just head for the cliffs like lemmings (because even though they have to deal with the constant inequality of just exisiting in this world, and some of the factors in their lives might be caused by biology or society (and the men who control it,)) they have nothing left to offer the poor men. who are forced to turn to younger women.

What's your solution? Force men at gunpoint to go for bitter, self-absorbed, middle-aged hags?


How about not dismissing all women who reach a certain age and have some (workable) issues? In a batch of coal one can still find a diamond.  It just takes some willingness to look (not to mention have something of yourself to offer).
 
2013-03-26 10:58:25 AM  

Broke Angry and Depressed: How about not dismissing all women who reach a certain age and have some (workable) issues? In a batch of coal one can still find a diamond.  It just takes some willingness to look (not to mention have something of yourself to offer).


Leaving aside the hilarious ignorance of materials science, why do you think wealthy aging men are going to waste time looking for a diamond that may or may not even exist under all that coal, when there are piles of diamonds all around to claim?

/the clock's ticking for us too, you know
//I would have liked to have kids without ending up in the grave before I could see them graduate high school eighteen years later
///but them's the breaks
 
2013-03-26 11:08:01 AM  

Broke Angry and Depressed: WhippingBoy: Broke Angry and Depressed: Quantum Apostrophe: It's not so much that I'm attracted to younger women, it's that there's nothing I want from a woman my age. Who wants to deal with a pre-menopausal, boring, demanding harpy whose idea of fun is shopping and eating? Or some sort of career-driven superwoman running around all the time and has no time for a simple walk in between running the universe and buying expensive crap? Or delusional middle-aged pear-shaped women who weigh well into the mid 200s but insist they're not fat?

So bacically when women gets to that point they should just head for the cliffs like lemmings (because even though they have to deal with the constant inequality of just exisiting in this world, and some of the factors in their lives might be caused by biology or society (and the men who control it,)) they have nothing left to offer the poor men. who are forced to turn to younger women.

What's your solution? Force men at gunpoint to go for bitter, self-absorbed, middle-aged hags?

How about not dismissing all women who reach a certain age and have some (workable) issues? In a batch of coal one can still find a diamond.  It just takes some willingness to look (not to mention have something of yourself to offer).


We could do that, but why is that in our own best interests to do so? Relationships aren't based on charity, they're based on desire.
 
2013-03-26 11:32:31 AM  
Because she's not like this ...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-26 11:40:42 AM  
When a single guy hits late 30s, he's suddenly extremely attractive assuming he's had moderate career success and kept in decent shape.  You don't even need to be a world beater economically, the fact that you've had 10+ years of income and COLA raises than your apartment makes you look rich as fark to people in college or just out of college with student debt.  Plus the man has experience in the dating game and generally acting mature.  He's suddenly a hot commodity.

Whereas something like 1 in 4 college educated women are still unattached in their mid 30s.  However one must consider why?  Why was the successfully educated woman not snatched up by a man prior to this or at least in a stable relationship?  Odds are due to the fact she's farking ugly or has the personality of a fire breathing chimera.  As a man you have better odds of finding pleasant women by riffling though the 20 something pool of women, sure you'll hit some bimbos but there are more potentially good finds in that pool and you can take longer doing background research in that pool due to less pressure from the biological clock.  You can of course end up with a trophy wife that only likes you for your money, but of course if you marry a 30 something you could end up with Hell biatch.

The other thing to consider is a lot of the guys who are Alphas in their thirties, weren't Alphas in college.  They were busy busting their ass to cover tuition, pass their classes, and thus ignored because they weren't candidates to take a girl to Aspen or the Caymans on Spring Break.  Some of those men end up misogynists and just eager to fark the women they couldn't get in college.  Others aren't misogynist but definitely not interested in certain types of women, such as the ones that gave them the cold shoulder in college for various reasons.

/met a studious girl when I was squirreled away in that library
//happily married her and built a life together
/if I ended up on the market somehow, I'd stay the hell from women in my generation, there is always a bad reason that a product lingers on the shelf
 
2013-03-26 11:52:56 AM  

Tatterdemalian: Broke Angry and Depressed: How about not dismissing all women who reach a certain age and have some (workable) issues? In a batch of coal one can still find a diamond.  It just takes some willingness to look (not to mention have something of yourself to offer).

Leaving aside the hilarious ignorance of materials science, why do you think wealthy aging men are going to waste time looking for a diamond that may or may not even exist under all that coal, when there are piles of diamonds all around to claim?

/the clock's ticking for us too, you know
//I would have liked to have kids without ending up in the grave before I could see them graduate high school eighteen years later
///but them's the breaks


To answer your question, wealthy men, although arduous in gaining their money, are lazy when it comes to finding a mate, and those "diamonds" they think they've got, are just cubic zirconias who are likely to drop them as well when fondling wrinkly parts every night doesn't do it for them anymore.


/Didn't stop Charlie Chaplin, James Doohan, and Tony Randall
//totally agree with you on the dying before graduation thing
///not thrilled on the idea on spending my social security check on prom
////I've always wanted to do the slashie thingie!!!
 
2013-03-26 12:15:46 PM  
i50.tinypic.com

I'm going to try and help her out here.
 
2013-03-26 12:17:03 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Why is this issue never explored with the question "Why do younger women date older men?"?


Because we all already know the answer.
 
2013-03-26 12:20:26 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Younger women are (generally) more physically attractive, less jaded, more fun, and less concerned about their biological clocks.

Likewise, older men are (generally) more mature, financially stable, and looking to settle down. And men usually age better.

The equation is so obvious that I don't even know what problem people would have with it.

When I was a high school freshman, the girls my age wanted to date the seniors. In college, they wanted guys with careers. But then they turn middleaged and suddenly wonder why men their age aren't interested in them. That young girl taking the older guys was you 20 years ago.


Older women fully understand the situation, really, but they don't like it so they pretend they don't understand the situation. It's very tough lose what you always had before.

Isn't it interesting that middle-aged men never write in asking why they become invisible to teenaged girls.
 
2013-03-26 12:23:58 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: The older women get, the crazier they get.  The young ones are crazy, but the older ones still dating are absolute minefields.


Older + crazy = No way.
Young and crazy = Not a problem, for a while anyway...
 
2013-03-26 12:33:19 PM  

flaminio: The author:

[media.silive.com image 380x310]

I'd date her. She looks younger than me.


She looks like she's taking steroids. Puffy, puffy, puffy.
 
2013-03-26 12:40:01 PM  

Broke Angry and Depressed: To answer your question, wealthy men, although arduous in gaining their money, are lazy when it comes to finding a mate, and those "diamonds" they think they've got, are just cubic zirconias who are likely to drop them as well when fondling wrinkly parts every night doesn't do it for them anymore.


/Didn't stop Charlie Chaplin, James Doohan, and Tony Randall
//totally agree with you on the dying before graduation thing
///not thrilled on the idea on spending my social security check on prom
////I've always wanted to do the slashie thingie!!!


I read that as "spending social security check on porn" and it still made sense
 
2013-03-26 12:43:44 PM  

Broke Angry and Depressed: those "diamonds" they think they've got, are just cubic zirconias who are likely to drop them as well when fondling wrinkly parts every night doesn't do it for them anymore.


We know this. And we don't care.
 
2013-03-26 01:33:31 PM  

Nidiot: Really, is that all that an older woman can expect from life, to be nothing more than repeatedly pumped and dumped or to spent the next half of her life a lonely old cat woman? Is the advice to marry in your 20's and hope to hell you never divorce or your husband doesn't die because after that you are completely unwanted?


Pretty much. You should be happy that we aren't constantly committing to every relationship though. We probably wouldn't even bother with the pump and dump if we had to give each of them a court-mandated severance package at the end.
 
2013-03-26 02:09:48 PM  
My (current) wife is a bit younger than me, enough that I got comments.

Here's the thing, when I found myself divorced (not my idea) in my late thirties, I picked myself up and got back into the dating scene.

I tried, I really tried dating women about my age.  It's not a question of attraction.  What I ran into what insanity.

The women my age who were smart, caring and a good match were unavailable because they weren't single.  They had great marriages (with or without kids).    Shiat happens obviously, but in general, at 40, the gems are usually very taken (both for men and women).

The ones that were available fell into several categories that really didn't work for me:

1) Divorced, bitter and unwilling to try again and eager to take revenge on all mankind.
2) Divorced, happy (with or without kids) but didn't want any kind of relationship that involved any commitment (I'm not into the FwB thing) because "I've done that."  Forget kids, they either had them and were done with that or didn't want them.
3) So married to their jobs that one date a month was tough to pencil in.
4) Divorced 3 to 5 times, had 3 to 5 kids and were incredibly eager to get married RIGHT NOW and have another kid
5) Single, never married and never been in a relationship...for VERY GOOD REASONS (bat shiat crazy)

Sorry...but no.  Fark that, life is too short.

Then I met my (current) wife, she was younger than the women I was dating, more down to earth, didn't play games and we were looking for the same things.  She had no kids, no ex husbands and was tired of the shiat she was given by guys her age.

We've been married a few years now and I enjoy the heck out of the fact that not only do I have a great wife who's a great friend but we have a little daughter that is joy personified for me (since I figured it wouldn't happen after the first marriage failed).
 
2013-03-26 06:21:37 PM  

Broke Angry and Depressed: they have to deal with the constant inequality of just exisiting in this world,


The constant inequality of not suffering alone, of having entire social institutions devoted to them.... How many homeless men in your area? Homeless women? How many single men you know? How many single women? How much work do men have to do just for the pleasure of being rejected?

And no, I'm not talking about India, I mean here in North America. What's it like for the majority of women?

Broke Angry and Depressed: WhippingBoy: Broke Angry and Depressed: Quantum Apostrophe: It's not so much that I'm attracted to younger women, it's that there's nothing I want from a woman my age. Who wants to deal with a pre-menopausal, boring, demanding harpy whose idea of fun is shopping and eating? Or some sort of career-driven superwoman running around all the time and has no time for a simple walk in between running the universe and buying expensive crap? Or delusional middle-aged pear-shaped women who weigh well into the mid 200s but insist they're not fat?

So bacically when women gets to that point they should just head for the cliffs like lemmings (because even though they have to deal with the constant inequality of just exisiting in this world, and some of the factors in their lives might be caused by biology or society (and the men who control it,)) they have nothing left to offer the poor men. who are forced to turn to younger women.

What's your solution? Force men at gunpoint to go for bitter, self-absorbed, middle-aged hags?

How about not dismissing all women who reach a certain age and have some (workable) issues? In a batch of coal one can still find a diamond.  It just takes some willingness to look (not to mention have something of yourself to offer).


Well, your user name isn't doing much against my argument...
 
2013-03-26 07:40:46 PM  
Quantum Apostrophe: Broke Angry and Depressed: they have to deal with the constant inequality of just exisiting in this world,

The constant inequality of not suffering alone, of having entire social institutions devoted to them.... How many homeless men in your area? Homeless women? How many single men you know? How many single women? How much work do men have to do just for the pleasure of being rejected?

And no, I'm not talking about India, I mean here in North America. What's it like for the majority of women?


I was speaking in terms of suffering alone. What I meant was that just being a woman in this world is not always a happy fun time.  Like a couple of people said here, there's the expectation for women to be and stay hot in their 20's, then,  when the 30's roll around they have to maintain if they want to stay in the dating pool. But after 40, it's done--give it up and DIAF.  In my personal world,  I have encountered mostly married men, single women, and gay men with partners. The men are content, while some of the women are as bitter as people think The rest of the single women are pretty decent looking and hopeful in finding a partner despite being passed over for the hot ones.  I don't know about the breakdown in other countries, but there was a story a while back about an Asian man who divorced his wife because she had an ugly baby--which looked like her BEFORE she got plastic surgery BEFORE marrying the guy (that she would of had NO CHANCE with if she stayed the same), so, unless it's an arranged marriage (and even those are not 100% great), it' s like a woman's  dammed if she do whatever it takes to fit the standards of society, or damned if she doesn't .

Broke Angry and Depressed: WhippingBoy: Broke Angry and Depressed: Quantum Apostrophe: It's not so much that I'm attracted to younger women, it's that there's nothing I want from a woman my age. Who wants to deal with a pre-menopausal, boring, demanding harpy whose idea of fun is shopping and eating? Or some sort of career-driven superwoman running around all the time and has no time for a simple walk in between running the universe and buying expensive crap? Or delusional middle-aged pear-shaped women who weigh well into the mid 200s but insist they're not fat?

So bacically when women gets to that point they should just head for the cliffs like lemmings (because even though they have to deal with the constant inequality of just exisiting in this world, and some of the factors in their lives might be caused by biology or society (and the men who control it,)) they have nothing left to offer the poor men. who are forced to turn to younger women.

What's your solution? Force men at gunpoint to go for bitter, self-absorbed, middle-aged hags?

How about not dismissing all women who reach a certain age and have some (workable) issues? In a batch of coal one can still find a diamond.  It just takes some willingness to look (not to mention have something of yourself to offer).

Well, your user name isn't doing much against my argument...


I'll come up with a better one next time.
 
2013-03-26 08:53:15 PM  
Women don't actually get to tell men who the men ought to find attractive.

Men get to decide who they find attractive.

A lot of men have (finally) decided that a careerist, shrieking, shaming over-40 harpy isn't offering men anything worth having.
 
2013-03-26 09:14:46 PM  

martid4: camaroash: martid4: Because men age like wine and women age like milk.

Goes hand-in-hand with my mantra: "Douchebags never improve, they only expire".

Great douche-baggery is camouflaged and only exposed when necessary.


I fail to comprehend how douche-baggery could be deemed necessary--or moral.
 
2013-03-26 11:58:54 PM  
I had this page open from last night, and just as i suspected when i refreshed the page, Megarian is suddenly now a Total Fark member, where as before she was just a liter.

"ya don't need no money when you look like that do ya honey"
 
2013-03-27 05:04:00 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: "ya don't need no money when you look like that do ya honey convince random strangers on the internet that a picture of an attractive girl you found is actually you"


Fixed that fo- uh...ok, I guess it's not quite as catchy as the song.
 
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