If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(SILive)   Columnist wonders: Why do older men date younger women? No, really, author struggles to find an answer   (blog.silive.com) divider line 265
    More: Obvious, Cabbage Patch Kids, Metropolitan Opera, wristwatches, babbling  
•       •       •

6521 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Mar 2013 at 9:00 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



265 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-03-25 09:50:57 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Because their pooters are tighter.?

/just a guess


You guessed wrong
 
2013-03-25 09:52:10 PM  

Ronin FF: The Irresponsible Captain: Two reasons. Both pert.

Plus, young girls today are into the naughty stuff you were begging your girlfriend for in high school.

I'm 42, and my GF is 24. You nailed it.


Yep. The myth of the "older, more experienced woman" is a thing of the past.
/33
/flirting with 20yo waitresses
 
2013-03-25 09:52:17 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Sgygus: Sexual attractiveness aside, younger people have less baggage.

younger biatches don't know when to put the drama in a bag and stfu

 
2013-03-25 09:53:19 PM  

Macular Degenerate: I'm 41, skyping with a 20 year old who thinks I'm hot, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.


she's a dude.
 
2013-03-25 09:53:49 PM  

Weaver95: Psycoholic_Slag:
Do not underestimate the attractiveness of treating a young woman like a lady. Be polite and act like you don't care if they are into you or not. The simple act of opening a door or pulling a chair out for her is something that is lost on the younger generation.  Chicks dig courtesy and chivalry, it's like freaking spanish fly.

this does not always work.


It's not that it always works.  It's that it can work.  The rich and powerful aren't the only older guys you see running around with younger girlfriends.
 
2013-03-25 09:54:23 PM  

megarian: You sound old. And wealthy. EIP.


You look needy. And from Detroit. ENIP.
 
2013-03-25 09:54:49 PM  

CaptSacto: You'd think someone with the title "Doctor" would be a little less naive


My irony-o-meter just sprung a dial.
 
2013-03-25 09:55:08 PM  

Weaver95: Psycoholic_Slag:
Do not underestimate the attractiveness of treating a young woman like a lady. Be polite and act like you don't care if they are into you or not. The simple act of opening a door or pulling a chair out for her is something that is lost on the younger generation.  Chicks dig courtesy and chivalry, it's like freaking spanish fly.

this does not always work.


True.  Then you say "fark this b*tch" and move on to the next.  There is a new batch of them every year.
 
2013-03-25 09:56:14 PM  

MyRandomName: Macular Degenerate: I'm 41, skyping with a 20 year old who thinks I'm hot, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

she's a dude.


But on the plus side, at least he isn't a cop.
 
2013-03-25 09:56:38 PM  

Delay: megarian: It's cool. My house gimp eats shiat, so...I have no idea where I was going with this. So yeah. Why isn't this a yoga pants thread yet?

Are you kidding? That last one was exhausting.


Yeaaaaaaah it was. *exaggerated wink*
 
2013-03-25 09:57:50 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: megarian: You sound old. And wealthy. EIP.

You look needy. And from Detroit. ENIP.


Oh come on, I like his/her posts. One of the best Fark posters IMO.
 
2013-03-25 09:58:49 PM  
Because they are more likely to swallow.
 
2013-03-25 09:59:01 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Marcus Aurelius: Sgygus: Sexual attractiveness aside, younger people have less baggage.

Sexual attractiveness aside, older people have more money.

Do not underestimate the attractiveness of treating a young woman like a lady. Be polite and act like you don't care if they are into you or not. The simple act of opening a door or pulling a chair out for her is something that is lost on the younger generation.  Chicks dig courtesy and chivalry, it's like freaking spanish fly.


It is known!  It is known!
 
2013-03-25 09:59:07 PM  
I'm guessing it's so we can fark them?
 
2013-03-25 09:59:16 PM  
shower_in_my_socks:
When I was a high school freshman, the girls my age wanted to date the seniors. In college, they wanted guys with careers. But then they turn middleaged and suddenly wonder why men their age aren't interested in them. That young girl taking the older guys was you 20 years ago.

Ah yes it's coming back to me now, I remember this back in school.  Not only did girls date older guys, they bragged about it to their friends when they could snag one.  They were more 'mature', more 'experienced' and 'knew how to treat a woman'.  I'm in my 40s now and these same women are frustrated that men their age are more interested in women 10 years younger.
 
2013-03-25 10:01:48 PM  
Q: Why do old guys date young women?

A: Because the cooter is snappier.

You're welcome, please come again.
 
2013-03-25 10:01:48 PM  

flaminio: The author:

[media.silive.com image 380x310]

I'd date her. She looks younger than me.


She looks exactly like my preconception of a former Miss Staten Island.

She's "happily married" with kids.  Why does she concern herself with what singles do?
 
2013-03-25 10:02:13 PM  
So Dr. Santos, how many pounds have you and chubby, I mean hubby, put on since you were 24 or since you were Miss Staten Island.  I'm guessing 30 to 40 conservatively for you and way more for him.  That should definitively answer your question.  So go back to your lumpia and crispy skin pork because that Filipino food is tasty and try not to ask any more ridiculous questions.

media.silive.com

By the way here's a picture of your friend cumming with his 24 year old girl friend.

www.untitledname.com
 
2013-03-25 10:02:42 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Two reasons. Both pert.

Plus, young girls today are into the naughty stuff you were begging your girlfriend for in high school.


Take it a step further...younger women will do all the things your older model used to do for you and to you.
 
2013-03-25 10:02:48 PM  

Ronin FF: The Irresponsible Captain: Two reasons. Both pert.

Plus, young girls today are into the naughty stuff you were begging your girlfriend for in high school.

I'm 42, and my GF is 24. You nailed it.




She wasn't supposed to tell.
 
2013-03-25 10:04:01 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: megarian: You sound old. And wealthy. EIP.

You look needy. And from Detroit. ENIP.


Dude. You just ruined my entire plan. Now who is going to pay for my student loans!? My food stamps? Because I already sell those on the mean streets of Detroit for my drugs and Faygo for my various mixed-race children.

Oh well. I tried.
 
2013-03-25 10:04:18 PM  

MyRandomName: Macular Degenerate: I'm 41, skyping with a 20 year old who thinks I'm hot, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

she's a dude.


Probably with Interpol, too.
 
2013-03-25 10:06:17 PM  

Delay: Oh come on, I like his/her posts. One of the best Fark posters IMO.


Had no idea it was a shemale - dat adam's apple - 10/10 megarian, best wishes and good luck.
 
2013-03-25 10:08:14 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Delay: Oh come on, I like his/her posts. One of the best Fark posters IMO.

Had no idea it was a shemale - dat adam's apple - 10/10 megarian, best wishes and good luck.


*fistbump*
 
2013-03-25 10:12:17 PM  

1derful: To them, the most trivial shiat is the most important thing in the world, and you better listen to it.


Men in their 20s aren't the most perspicacious bunch either.

We'll just have to accept that if we want to base society on the family unit, men's commitment age skews much older than women's.  Free love or lobsters, I couldn't care less either way. It's got nothing to do with maturity and everything to do with overcoming instinct.
 
2013-03-25 10:13:41 PM  
Well, why men would want 20 something women is obvious and should need no explanation.  The question is - why are women in their 20s willing to date older men?  This theory may have been posited earlier in this thread, but I am too lazy to read through them all - women in their mid-20s are often looking to settle down, get married, and start a family.  A vast majority of guys their age can't/won't do that.  Guys a little older are more financially secure and more willing to settle down.  Personal wealth probably is a significant factor as well.  I don't think a 25 year old hottie is going to want to date a 40 year old McDonald's fry guy.
 
2013-03-25 10:14:41 PM  
I'm 52 and my girlfriends are 22, 26, 27, 32, 35, 41 and 44.  I'm trying to get them in a pile.
 
2013-03-25 10:15:27 PM  
I have a hard time imagining dating a girl in her 20s now that I am over 40. I deal with them at work frequently and they are mind-numblingly annoying. You can't have sex every minute of the day, so you have to deal with vapid twaddle for hours on end. Just find someone close to your age that you like to be with and enjoy getting old together. I also don't understand the logic from the woman's side. Spend the best years of your life with some old codger, and when he checks out out when you are around 50 don't expect to attract another one. My mother-in-law was 32 years younger than her husband and was widowed when she was in her late 40s. Been alone ever since - and she was hella hot when she was younger - still looks good now. (always something to note when choosing a spouse, if mom looks good than the daughter should age well too).
 
2013-03-25 10:21:27 PM  

noitsnot: WhoopAssWayne: All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.

This is just embarrassing.


I have been waiting for an opportunity to post this...

NSFW Link

/Enjoy Wayne!
 
2013-03-25 10:21:34 PM  
As an older male, I fully realize the only reason a younger woman would date me is for the money.  So, I guess as long as the guy has no actual pride and doesn't mind being used.  Whatever makes you happy.
 
2013-03-25 10:22:47 PM  

megarian: WhoopAssWayne: All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.

You sound old. And wealthy.

EIP.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-25 10:22:48 PM  
As much as your wife may be wonderful, after pushing two kids out and rearing them for 18+ years, she is less likely to want to have fun and is certainly a bit stretched. Men want younger women for a multitude of reasons, half of which may include not hearing the whining, putting up with old habits and just simply wanting to try something new, like a young body again. Women may have the same needs, but I find they want to talk about it a lot more and require a lot more romancing.

Or you just might not be into each other any more...
 
2013-03-25 10:27:01 PM  

noitsnot: Whenever I'm around young-uns at work, I almost go insane listening to:

1) All the things they say they are going to do that they aren't ever going to do
2) All the bad ideas that they think are going to go swimmingly
3) All the things they think are brand new that they just came up with that aren't

My tongue hurts like a MF'er after biting it all day.  I'm so proud when I can just nod and go "Mmm Hmmn" and keep my yap shut.

Cuz somebody did me that courtesy years back - and I thank them.

Ahhhhh - that was cathartic.


Mmm Hmmn.
 
2013-03-25 10:29:22 PM  

martid4: I'm 52 and my girlfriends are 22, 26, 27, 32, 35, 41 and 44.  I'm trying to get them in a pile.


Average age = 32.5

Niiiice!
 
2013-03-25 10:29:40 PM  
I'm a 32 year old man who has been dating a 23 year old for the last couple of months.  Her optimism, enthusiasm, and playfulness make her very enjoyable to be around.  The sex is great.  And other guys look at you in awe when you enter a bar/restaurant with an attractive younger women on your arm.

But dating a younger woman does have its downsides; younger women tend to be more flaky and unreliable than older women, and they're also more fond of "playing games" rather than just being straight with you.  Still, I'm happy enough with her that I don't have a lot of regrets.
 
2013-03-25 10:30:12 PM  

megarian: Delay: megarian: Oh. OH!! I get it. Yeah well that would involve being social. Fark that noise. Get off my lawn.

I'm house trained. That shiat must be from some other neighbor's dog.

It's cool. My house gimp eats shiat, so...I have no idea where I was going with this. So yeah. Why isn't this a yoga pants thread yet?


well said!

about the yoga pants

warn your gimp of e. coli

www.triggabytes.com
 
2013-03-25 10:30:25 PM  
Shortly before washing my hands of the entire human race, I spent three years dating no one old enough to drink or too young to vote.   I was in my 50s.

There are plenty of such girls who are not gold-diggers or Electra. They generally don't like girls their ages.  Boys their ages bore them.  They are smart, kind, socially conscious, and ladylike.  They are modestly employed and financially responsible.  They are curious, open-minded, and brave.  They have lots of pride but little vanity.  They're a minority, but they're everywhere and all it takes is eyes with which to see them and confidence to talk to them.  They are seeking to have adventures, not end adventuring.

What's not to like?
 
2013-03-25 10:31:51 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: women in their mid-20s are often looking to settle down, get married, and start a family. A vast majority of guys their age can't/won't do that. Guys a little older are more financially secure and more willing to settle down.


They're more willing to settle down, or at least wise enough to tell that 24 year old hottie in the mini skirt that they willing to settle down.
 
2013-03-25 10:33:26 PM  

illannoyin: noitsnot: WhoopAssWayne: All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.

This is just embarrassing.

I have been waiting for an opportunity to post this...

NSFW Link

/Enjoy Wayne!


That thing needed more lens flares.   Somebody alert Lowtax.
 
2013-03-25 10:34:22 PM  

noitsnot: WhoopAssWayne: All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.

This is just embarrassing.


Yeah. There is a chance that they might be riding the pole at a nice upscale club somewhere. Keep hoping
 
2013-03-25 10:36:28 PM  
So, any young farkettes into wrinkled uncut limp cock and saggy mansack? Sorry, I'm supposed to be in better shape than in my twenties. Err, rock hard twenty five inch erections that won't quit with testicles the size of mangos filled with trillions of energy-filled spermatozoa? Ready to burst like a Sprint ABM from its silo?
 
2013-03-25 10:36:47 PM  
Like it or not, men and women age differently. Men tend to look more attractive with a few wrinkles and some gray hair, women not so much.
 
2013-03-25 10:36:55 PM  
 
2013-03-25 10:37:11 PM  

Omahawg: megarian: Delay: megarian: Oh. OH!! I get it. Yeah well that would involve being social. Fark that noise. Get off my lawn.

I'm house trained. That shiat must be from some other neighbor's dog.

It's cool. My house gimp eats shiat, so...I have no idea where I was going with this. So yeah. Why isn't this a yoga pants thread yet?

well said!

about the yoga pants

warn your gimp of e. coli


I saw that as I opened a bottle of wine. It was like poetry.
 
2013-03-25 10:39:34 PM  

megarian: I saw that as I opened a bottle of wine


Second?
 
2013-03-25 10:39:39 PM  
Biology.
 
2013-03-25 10:40:25 PM  

GF named my left testicle thundercles: why women lose the dating game


That link is awesome in itself - it's from Australia, but then it has "society-and-culture" in it.  Gold!

(kidding - could not resist)
 
2013-03-25 10:41:19 PM  

Dellirium: martid4: I'm 52 and my girlfriends are 22, 26, 27, 32, 35, 41 and 44.  I'm trying to get them in a pile.

Average age = 32.5

Niiiice!


Interesting. Very close to one sigma.

/I did not say smegma.
 
2013-03-25 10:41:29 PM  

Delay: megarian: I saw that as I opened aanother bottle of wine

Second?


Got it.
 
2013-03-25 10:41:39 PM  

madgonad: I have a hard time imagining dating a girl in her 20s now that I am over 40. I deal with them at work frequently and they are mind-numblingly annoying. You can't have sex every minute of the day, so you have to deal with vapid twaddle for hours on end. Just find someone close to your age that you like to be with and enjoy getting old together. I also don't understand the logic from the woman's side. Spend the best years of your life with some old codger, and when he checks out out when you are around 50 don't expect to attract another one. My mother-in-law was 32 years younger than her husband and was widowed when she was in her late 40s. Been alone ever since - and she was hella hot when she was younger - still looks good now. (always something to note when choosing a spouse, if mom looks good than the daughter should age well too).


Nobody needs to look at your profile to know you're from the Bay area
 
Displayed 50 of 265 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report