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2013-03-25 09:21:44 PM
Since I'm at work and can't research this on my own,  I was hoping this thread might have some pictures of the younger women who might date older men. I am disappoint.
 
2013-03-25 09:22:06 PM
I mean...have you SEEN younger women!?

I wish I was an older, wealthy man. Just sayin...

oh well, maybe I'll just find an older, wealthy man for myself
 
2013-03-25 09:22:33 PM

martid4: Because men age like wine and women age like milk.


I always heard that a woman's value is like a car, a man's value is like a house.
 
2013-03-25 09:23:35 PM
Evolution. Simple, basic, uncomfortable, evolution.

Young women have more years left in the reproductive phase of their lives. Older men have access to more resources to feed and clothe those children. It's not rocket science. It's just our genes.
 
2013-03-25 09:24:37 PM

Delay: My girlfriends enjoy oral sex and I must say, younger women taste delicious.


Bunnypee
 
2013-03-25 09:24:49 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Of the women who complain about younger girls stealing their men, I wonder how many did the exact same thing with older men when they were younger women themselves. What goes around comes around.


THIS
 
2013-03-25 09:25:47 PM
Also, this:


i361.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-25 09:26:21 PM
loldaddy.com

Sadly, too many girls look at that pic and think "great idea"
 
2013-03-25 09:27:36 PM

Altitude5280: Why do   younger women  date older men?


weknowmemes.com
 
2013-03-25 09:28:04 PM

Macular Degenerate: I'm 41, skyping with a 20 year old who thinks I'm hot, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.


at least he thinks "she's" 20. You can do amazing things with voice changers.
 
2013-03-25 09:28:46 PM
My girlfriend and I sneak into PG-13 movies for opposite reasons. It's so romantic.

/"Sir, aren't you a little old to be here?"
//"Isn't she a little young to be here?!?!?!?"
 
2013-03-25 09:29:52 PM

drewogatory: Because most women in their late 20's aren't coming out of either a first or second marriage hating and resenting the entire male gender. And don't have kids. And aren't interested in "reforming" me. Why the fark would I want to date you after some other dude spent 20 years turning you into an emotional cripple?


I came out of my first (and so far, only) marriage in my mid-20s. I didn't come out of it hating men and feeling that I needed to change them. It instead showed me what makes a relationship work (of course, I learned that by realizing what doesn't work).

2 years with boyfriend and still going strong.
 
2013-03-25 09:30:04 PM
My favorite scene from "Frasier". Not word for word, but you get the point.

Roz- "Why is it acceptable for a man to date a woman half his age, but it's not ok for a woman to date a man half her age?"

Frasier- " I don't make the rules, Roz, I just enjoy them!"
 
2013-03-25 09:30:26 PM

GopherGuts: I married my second wife when I was 39 and she was 25. Twelve years later, we don't regret it. My first wife just turned 62, and I don't regret marrying her either.
I'm still attracted to women my age & older. And younger. If we broke up, I can't honestly say how old my next girlfriend would be.

Not sure why, but quite a few attractive young women seem attracted to a slim, polite, graying man with a decent job who can make them laugh... and can drive them wild in bed. Quite a few attractive older women are attracted to a slim, polite, not entirely grayed man with a decent job who can make them laugh... and can drive at night.


Not meaning this personally, but you brought up the "nice guy with a good job who makes me laugh" thing.

Nobody is attracted to mediocrity, that's just settling or escaping.  That's like wanting to go see a movie where nobody does much of anything - they just read the paper, maybe take a walk.
 
2013-03-25 09:30:35 PM
Their brown eye is balloon knot not a porpoise hole
 
2013-03-25 09:31:21 PM

meanmutton: It always struck me as kind of weird.  I'm 35.  To me, there are few women younger than, say, 26 or 27 that I really find all that physically attractive (Kate Upton, obvious exception) even despite the radical difference in our life situations.

Oh, and that screeching thing that 22 year olds do in the bars?  Yeah, not dealing with that.

/get off my lawn.
//rookie old guy


I feel the same way I can't relate to anyone under 30
 
2013-03-25 09:31:27 PM

megarian: I mean...have you SEEN younger women!?

I wish I was an older, wealthy man. Just sayin...

oh well, maybe I'll just find an older, wealthy man for myself


I don't think you would have any trouble. Maybe you should seek something else since that goal would be so easily achieved?
 
2013-03-25 09:31:38 PM
Fark I am disappoint, I was expecting this thread to be nothing but pics of hot young girls.
 
2013-03-25 09:32:13 PM

Sgygus: Sexual attractiveness aside, younger people have less baggage.


Sexual attractiveness aside, older people have more money.
 
2013-03-25 09:32:24 PM
Younger women have the stamina to get an old man up without hitting him with the ironing board.

Older women just don't care. They have the stamina to go out and get a younger man, so fark the old buzzard.
 
2013-03-25 09:33:43 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: My girlfriend and I sneak into PG-13 movies for opposite reasons. It's so romantic.

/"Sir, aren't you a little old to be here?"
//"Isn't she a little young to be here?!?!?!?"


Who have you been talking to?!? Pedophile is a really big word for a 7 year old to know.
 
2013-03-25 09:33:56 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: My girlfriend and I sneak into PG-13 movies for opposite reasons. It's so romantic.

/"Sir, aren't you a little old to be here?"
//"Isn't she a little young to be here?!?!?!?"


I lol'd so hard a little piss came out
 
2013-03-25 09:34:10 PM
All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.
 
2013-03-25 09:35:02 PM

aevorea: drewogatory: Because most women in their late 20's aren't coming out of either a first or second marriage hating and resenting the entire male gender. And don't have kids. And aren't interested in "reforming" me. Why the fark would I want to date you after some other dude spent 20 years turning you into an emotional cripple?

I came out of my first (and so far, only) marriage in my mid-20s. I didn't come out of it hating men and feeling that I needed to change them. It instead showed me what makes a relationship work (of course, I learned that by realizing what doesn't work).

2 years with boyfriend and still going strong.


But it was a fairly brief marriage though? I'm talking the women that were married for 15 - 20 years and had kids, a house, etc. In my experience they don't readily re-adapt to the dating pool.
 
2013-03-25 09:35:56 PM

Digitalstrange: Fark I am disappoint, I was expecting this thread to be nothing but pics of hot young girls.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-25 09:36:12 PM
FTA: "Further, his choices are not at all about the bedroom (hard to believe, I know) and more about how he enjoyed the company of women less jaded. And women in their 20s are simply ... umm... less jaded. Oh boy."

The author's, "Oh boy" comment smacks of the jadedness that most men hate. And, this article is filled with similar comments.

I suspect the man is not fooling himself.  He understand that most relationships are doomed to fail within seven years even when both people are the same age.  But why hack on the guy for wanting to having a few nice fun date instead of listening to an old, jaded, woman complain about the fact that her ex is late on child support all night and doesn't spend enough time with their kids.  Younger women simply have less baggage... and firmer bodies.
 
2013-03-25 09:37:04 PM

Delay: megarian: I mean...have you SEEN younger women!?

I wish I was an older, wealthy man. Just sayin...

oh well, maybe I'll just find an older, wealthy man for myself

I don't think you would have any trouble. Maybe you should seek something else since that goal would be so easily achieved?


Being an older, wealthy man would take multiple surgeries and a successful bank robbery AND a time machine... But if you have any suggestions...

Oh. OH!! I get it. Yeah well that would involve being social. Fark that noise. Get off my lawn.
 
2013-03-25 09:37:13 PM
Because younger women are young. And middle-aged women are saggy and bitter.

Next question?
 
2013-03-25 09:37:31 PM

WhoopAssWayne: All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-25 09:37:51 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: Two reasons. Both pert.

Plus, young girls today are into the naughty stuff you were begging your girlfriend for in high school.


I'm 42, and my GF is 24. You nailed it.
 
2013-03-25 09:39:47 PM

WhoopAssWayne: All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.


Did we forget to take our pills again today?
 
2013-03-25 09:40:25 PM

WhoopAssWayne: All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.


This is just embarrassing.
 
2013-03-25 09:40:45 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Digitalstrange: Fark I am disappoint, I was expecting this thread to be nothing but pics of hot young girls.

[i.imgur.com image 590x782]


What in the name of all that is holy is that ?
 
2013-03-25 09:41:20 PM

WhoopAssWayne: All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.


You sound old. And wealthy.

EIP.
 
2013-03-25 09:41:59 PM

Sgygus: Sexual attractiveness aside, younger people have less baggage.


younger biatches don't know when to put the drama in a bag and stfu
 
2013-03-25 09:42:49 PM
way to miss the point of TFA, Subby. lady doctor writer is pointing out to her dentist friend that he has sweet young poonie because he pulls in mondo cash in his practice.
 
2013-03-25 09:42:54 PM
If youth only knew: If age only could. Henri Estienne

Perfect combination!
 
2013-03-25 09:43:15 PM

megarian: WhoopAssWayne: All the fark liberals are going to be in for a bad time when their precious little snowflake daughters - everyone gets an A+++ - start riding the pole in some crappy downtown strip joint. Liberal "child-raising" is pure child abuse in my view, and we see the sad results every day to prove it, and it costs us all.

You sound old. And wealthy.

EIP.


Reverse inverted counter-troll!  She STICKS THE LANDING!
 
2013-03-25 09:43:39 PM

megarian: Oh. OH!! I get it. Yeah well that would involve being social. Fark that noise. Get off my lawn.


I'm house trained. That shiat must be from some other neighbor's dog.
 
2013-03-25 09:44:30 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: It's not so much that I'm attracted to younger women, it's that there's nothing I want from a woman my age. Who wants to deal with a pre-menopausal, boring, demanding harpy whose idea of fun is shopping and eating? Or some sort of career-driven superwoman running around all the time and has no time for a simple walk in between running the universe and buying expensive crap? Or delusional middle-aged pear-shaped women who weigh well into the mid 200s but insist they're not fat? Yet find it necessary to point out my receding hairline?

You can stop eating, what can I do about my hair?

3D print a toupee?


As someone else said... this.
 
2013-03-25 09:46:33 PM

Delay: megarian: Oh. OH!! I get it. Yeah well that would involve being social. Fark that noise. Get off my lawn.

I'm house trained. That shiat must be from some other neighbor's dog.


It's cool. My house gimp eats shiat, so...I have no idea where I was going with this. So yeah. Why isn't this a yoga pants thread yet?
 
2013-03-25 09:47:30 PM

KrispyKritter: way to miss the point of TFA, Subby. lady doctor writer is pointing out to her dentist friend that he has sweet young poonie because he pulls in mondo cash in his practice.


Even if she is... at least she knows how to treat a man right.
 
2013-03-25 09:47:44 PM
Because their pooters are tighter.?

/just a guess
 
2013-03-25 09:48:11 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Sgygus: Sexual attractiveness aside, younger people have less baggage.

Sexual attractiveness aside, older people have more money.


Do not underestimate the attractiveness of treating a young woman like a lady. Be polite and act like you don't care if they are into you or not. The simple act of opening a door or pulling a chair out for her is something that is lost on the younger generation.  Chicks dig courtesy and chivalry, it's like freaking spanish fly.
 
2013-03-25 09:48:16 PM
At 48 I was lucky enough to fall in love with a wonderful young woman half my age, and I farked it up. If I thought for an instant she would have me back I'd try again and try and be a better person. It's not just old women that trip over their baggage.
 
2013-03-25 09:48:50 PM
The author:

media.silive.com

I'd date her. She looks younger than me.
 
2013-03-25 09:48:53 PM

megarian: It's cool. My house gimp eats shiat, so...I have no idea where I was going with this. So yeah. Why isn't this a yoga pants thread yet?


Are you kidding? That last one was exhausting.
 
2013-03-25 09:49:21 PM
Psycoholic_Slag:
Do not underestimate the attractiveness of treating a young woman like a lady. Be polite and act like you don't care if they are into you or not. The simple act of opening a door or pulling a chair out for her is something that is lost on the younger generation.  Chicks dig courtesy and chivalry, it's like freaking spanish fly.

this does not always work.
 
2013-03-25 09:49:59 PM

Kiwimann: Quantum Apostrophe: It's not so much that I'm attracted to younger women, it's that there's nothing I want from a woman my age. Who wants to deal with a pre-menopausal, boring, demanding harpy whose idea of fun is shopping and eating? Or some sort of career-driven superwoman running around all the time and has no time for a simple walk in between running the universe and buying expensive crap? Or delusional middle-aged pear-shaped women who weigh well into the mid 200s but insist they're not fat? Yet find it necessary to point out my receding hairline?

You can stop eating, what can I do about my hair?

3D print a toupee?

As someone else said... this.


When I find a woman my age that doesn't immediately run the "Oh my god how come you've never been married isn't that strange don't you want kids I need someone with a degree you're too short why don't you have a car why do you still use a bike what brand of clothes do you wear" script, that's probably the day every single proton in the universe decays.
 
2013-03-25 09:50:23 PM
Older women are a lot more straightforward than younger ones. I like like looking at girls in their early 20's, but not near as much as I hate having to listen to them. To them, the most trivial shiat is the most important thing in the world, and you better listen to it. Older women have been around enough to know that half the shiat that younger ones talk about is absolutely meaningless in the long run, they generally like you for who you are (someone who is younger and more attractive than men in their own age group), and they are generally down to get as freaky as you want without having to take them out to eat and then shopping.

The only downside to older women is that they are only a short-term investment.
 
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