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2013-03-25 07:27:18 PM
3 votes:

ktybear: Clever girl


i0.kym-cdn.com
2013-03-25 05:18:35 PM
3 votes:
Every Floribert I ever met was crazy.
2013-03-25 05:16:16 PM
3 votes:
Clever girl
2013-03-26 05:18:28 AM
1 votes:

beantowndog: Every Floribert I ever met was crazy.


You could always petition Drew for a Floribert tag...
2013-03-25 07:53:56 PM
1 votes:

ManInABlueShirt: Definitely not crazy:

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I didn't know Orcs were real.
2013-03-25 07:42:11 PM
1 votes:
splohn
Just to clarify: Floribert is a woman's name?


She is my least favorite Dilbert character.
2013-03-25 07:24:38 PM
1 votes:

Enemabag Jones: Nina9
TheOtherMisterP: "As the teen drove on the Ben Franklin Bridge, she saw a police cruiser parked on the shoulder. She purposely hit it and jumped out to tell the officer what had happened."
Why would she have to hit the cruiser? Why isn't the story:
"she saw a police cruiser parked on the shoulder. She pulled over and jumped out to tell the officer what had happened. "
If you just jump out of your car and start running at a cop, you might get shot by the cop.

And if you stay in the car with a kidnapper, you will probably get a gun at your temple or a knife to your throat in the best scenario.

Pick the less evil one.


I'm thinking, I'm thinking. Don't rush me.
2013-03-25 07:20:30 PM
1 votes:

TheOtherMisterP: "As the teen drove on the Ben Franklin Bridge, she saw a police cruiser parked on the shoulder. She purposely hit it and jumped out to tell the officer what had happened."

Why would she have to hit the cruiser? Why isn't the story:

"she saw a police cruiser parked on the shoulder. She pulled over and jumped out to tell the officer what had happened. "


Admit it. This is gonna be the only chance you ever have to deliberately ram a cop car and be praised for it.

Wouldn't you?
2013-03-25 07:14:57 PM
1 votes:

TheOtherMisterP: "As the teen drove on the Ben Franklin Bridge, she saw a police cruiser parked on the shoulder. She purposely hit it and jumped out to tell the officer what had happened."

Why would she have to hit the cruiser? Why isn't the story:

"she saw a police cruiser parked on the shoulder. She pulled over and jumped out to tell the officer what had happened. "


Because that's not dramatic enough. This is a teenage girl we're talking about.
2013-03-25 07:11:55 PM
1 votes:
RAMMING SPEED!!

/ almost can't have birth announcements in the paper anymore
2013-03-25 06:40:09 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: Taylor says Nava had a handgun and a bag containing duct tape, trash bags and latex gloves

Who doesn't?


Some out of luck unprepared person. I'm sure not gonna let them use mine!
2013-03-25 06:22:57 PM
1 votes:
Taylor says Nava had a handgun and a bag containing duct tape, trash bags and latex gloves

Who doesn't?
2013-03-25 06:08:22 PM
1 votes:
They're still gonna make her pay the damage.
2013-03-25 05:41:51 PM
1 votes:
Except you're liable to get perforated numerous times before you have a chance to explain.
 
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