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(NJ.com)   Actually if you're being kidnapped, ramming a cop car makes perfect sense   (nj.com ) divider line
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13158 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Mar 2013 at 7:03 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-25 07:20:33 PM  
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TheOtherMisterP: "As the teen drove on the Ben Franklin Bridge, she saw a police cruiser parked on the shoulder. She purposely hit it and jumped out to tell the officer what had happened."

Why would she have to hit the cruiser? Why isn't the story:

"she saw a police cruiser parked on the shoulder. She pulled over and jumped out to tell the officer what had happened. "


If you just jump out of your car and start running at a cop, you might get shot by the cop.
2013-03-25 07:20:30 PM  
2 votes:

TheOtherMisterP: "As the teen drove on the Ben Franklin Bridge, she saw a police cruiser parked on the shoulder. She purposely hit it and jumped out to tell the officer what had happened."

Why would she have to hit the cruiser? Why isn't the story:

"she saw a police cruiser parked on the shoulder. She pulled over and jumped out to tell the officer what had happened. "


Admit it. This is gonna be the only chance you ever have to deliberately ram a cop car and be praised for it.

Wouldn't you?
2013-03-25 07:15:18 PM  
2 votes:

TheOtherMisterP: "As the teen drove on the Ben Franklin Bridge, she saw a police cruiser parked on the shoulder. She purposely hit it and jumped out to tell the officer what had happened."

Why would she have to hit the cruiser? Why isn't the story:

"she saw a police cruiser parked on the shoulder. She pulled over and jumped out to tell the officer what had happened. "


Floribet had a gun. Maybe she swerved and whacked the cop car to stun Floribet enough to drop the gun so she could jump out and run to the cop car.
2013-03-25 05:41:51 PM  
2 votes:
Except you're liable to get perforated numerous times before you have a chance to explain.
2013-03-25 05:16:16 PM  
2 votes:
Clever girl
2013-03-25 07:34:36 PM  
1 vote:

TheOtherMisterP: "As the teen drove on the Ben Franklin Bridge, she saw a police cruiser parked on the shoulder. She purposely hit it and jumped out to tell the officer what had happened."

Why would she have to hit the cruiser? Why isn't the story:

"she saw a police cruiser parked on the shoulder. She pulled over and jumped out to tell the officer what had happened. "


Because then the story would be:

"she saw a police cruiser parked on the shoulder.  She pulled over and was shot in the back of the head."
2013-03-25 07:27:18 PM  
1 vote:

ktybear: Clever girl


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2013-03-25 07:23:59 PM  
1 vote:
Nina9
TheOtherMisterP: "As the teen drove on the Ben Franklin Bridge, she saw a police cruiser parked on the shoulder. She purposely hit it and jumped out to tell the officer what had happened."
Why would she have to hit the cruiser? Why isn't the story:
"she saw a police cruiser parked on the shoulder. She pulled over and jumped out to tell the officer what had happened. "
If you just jump out of your car and start running at a cop, you might get shot by the cop.

And if you stay in the car with a kidnapper, you will probably get a gun at your temple or a knife to your throat in the best scenario.

Pick the less evil one.
2013-03-25 07:19:33 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: Taylor says Nava had a handgun and a bag containing duct tape, trash bags and latex gloves.

He forgot the zip strips.
2013-03-25 07:12:18 PM  
1 vote:
This story contains little teasers of all sorts o' crazy and I wish to hear more. Birth mom? Crazy Auntie? Foiled adoptive mom? Was the teen the birth mom? Did she promise the baby to Crazy Lady but then give it to the adoptive parents instead? Whose car was it? Who was going in the trash bags?
2013-03-25 07:06:45 PM  
1 vote:

brainiac-dumdum: Mugato: Taylor says Nava had a handgun and a bag containing duct tape, trash bags and latex gloves

Who doesn't?

Some out of luck unprepared person. I'm sure not gonna let them use mine!


But does she know where her towel is?
2013-03-25 06:10:23 PM  
1 vote:

CaptSacto: Except you're liable to get perforated numerous times before you have a chance to explain.

FTA: Taylor says Nava had a handgun and a bag containing duct tape, trash bags and latex gloves.


I might just take my chances.
2013-03-25 06:08:22 PM  
1 vote:
They're still gonna make her pay the damage.
 
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