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(Daily Mail)   A sign of how seriously Lindsay Lohan is treating her upcoming 90-day rehab stint: sources say she told her lawyers that she wouldn't accept any plea deal if it meant she had to miss Coachella this year   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 73
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2013-03-25 05:56:55 PM  
I don't get it. All of the judges I've ever met are arrogant pricks who would be pissed off at the thought of allowing a defendant's celebrity status to influence their sentence, which is how it should be. What is it with this chick? She's not even a big player. Her biggest movie was like 8 years ago.
 
2013-03-25 06:19:57 PM  
Lemme guess, she's gonna have a blast then claim some illness, lost passport (don't need one in the US, moran), missing IUD, etc. so she will have to postpone her "treatment".
 
2013-03-25 06:29:22 PM  
I am completely shocked and surprised she can still get plea deals.
 
2013-03-25 06:31:30 PM  
I now feel old, I had to google coachella as I had no clue what it even meant
 
2013-03-25 06:35:01 PM  
Judging by her drugs of choice she has ADHD and self-medicates. She probably realizes this, and that's why she says she doesn't have a problem. A problem is a problem regardless of the explanation. ADHD explains everything. The alcohol abuse is because alcohol/nicotine effects people differently that has ADHD. The drug abuse as a whole is a symptom. Her impulsivity, poor decision making skills, etc. All of it. Maybe instead of being locked up in prison her ass needs to be locked up in a mental institution until she gets her shiatogeher.
 
2013-03-25 06:35:16 PM  
Maybe the judge was a huge Stone Roses fan.
 
2013-03-25 06:35:48 PM  
How does she have any money left?
 
2013-03-25 06:38:13 PM  
She skates on the sentencing again?
Amazing
Is it possible she's blown EVERYBODY?
 
2013-03-25 06:41:22 PM  
We need to let the pot users out of prison so we can put away some actual assholes. A plea deal after all this? She must have lots of money left.
 
2013-03-25 06:45:40 PM  
I'm done with hearing about this moron. She really needs to kill herself with an OD or single car accident now.
 
2013-03-25 06:47:21 PM  

ParagonComplex: Judging by her drugs of choice she has ADHD and self-medicates. She probably realizes this, and that's why she says she doesn't have a problem. A problem is a problem regardless of the explanation. ADHD explains everything. The alcohol abuse is because alcohol/nicotine effects people differently that has ADHD. The drug abuse as a whole is a symptom. Her impulsivity, poor decision making skills, etc. All of it. Maybe instead of being locked up in prison her ass needs to be locked up in a mental institution until she gets her shiatogeher.


maybe she just likes getting high as fark?  Which is fine until you start causing car accidents and breaking laws and shiat yo'.
 
2013-03-25 06:48:13 PM  

mitchcumstein1: How does she have any money left?


She has a Vatican Assassin for a benefactor.
 
2013-03-25 06:55:42 PM  
Then I have a great solution, tell her to start the 90 program at once and miss Coachella, or spend 180 days in jail (actually 180 calender days) and miss Coachella.  If the California legal system actually wants to be taken seriously, they'll take trash like Lohan and Bynes and hold them accountable to their actions like everyone else.  I can't be brought up on misdemeanor charges and tell my lawyer and judge to hold off sentencing because I want to see the new Star Trek movie on opening night, and if I get sentenced to a 90 day jail term, I won't be out that day.  I'll be there for no less than 30 days.  These judges need to stop worshiping the ground that these celebrities walk on, grow a pair and throw people like Lohan in jail.

In the state of Illinois, if I serve beer to someone who is already drunk, and he gets into his car and causes a car wreck, I can be held responsible.  If this judge allows Lohan to push back her rehab so she can go to Coachella, and between now and then gets into a car wreck and is found to have been driving that car while on drugs or drunk, the judge should be held responsible since he knowing let Lohan out instead of into jail or rehab.
 
2013-03-25 07:00:02 PM  
The constant getting-away-with-it stuff is almost understandable (California, nuff said), but how is she able to keep affording these high-priced lawyers after all these years? All OJ ever had was ONE trial, and it bankrupted him!
 
2013-03-25 07:00:23 PM  
I wish I could tell a judge that he has every right to punish me, as long as it's easy and on my terms.
 
2013-03-25 07:04:25 PM  

TV's Vinnie: The constant getting-away-with-it stuff is almost understandable (California, nuff said), but how is she able to keep affording these high-priced lawyers after all these years? All OJ ever had was ONE trial, and it bankrupted him!


That was The Trial of the Century... the billable hours were insane.  Lohan is more like a frequent, typical client, good billable hours, but nothing legendary.
 
2013-03-25 07:04:39 PM  
aiwl.us
 
2013-03-25 07:06:22 PM  
is it "COE-uh-chella" or "COACH-ella" or "coach-ELLA"?

and why isn't it called the Indio music festie if it is Indio?  or is it a festie in coachella, CA, a suburb of Indio?  I mean, fer sure, fer sure.  I mean, if I want to get my Cali essence on, fer sure, get my Cali swag on, SoCal is where it's at.  not like Frisco or NorCal. Fer sure, fer sure.

Lag Beach, H Beach, MDR, The 'Bu.  That's what's up.  Long Beach Strong Beach where you at?  Gotta get that Tustin vibe.  Hawaiian Gardens, bro.  City of Industry.  Rollin' SoCal style.  Man Beach, N Beach.  Show me love, Riverside!

kickin it in the 310, the 714, Trey Deuce Trey.  Seven One Four in this hizz fo shizz my nizz.
 
2013-03-25 07:18:25 PM  

ParagonComplex: Judging by her drugs of choice she has ADHD and self-medicates. She probably realizes this, and that's why she says she doesn't have a problem. A problem is a problem regardless of the explanation. ADHD explains everything. The alcohol abuse is because alcohol/nicotine effects people differently that has ADHD. The drug abuse as a whole is a symptom. Her impulsivity, poor decision making skills, etc. All of it. Maybe instead of being locked up in prison her ass needs to be locked up in a mental institution until she gets her shiatogeher.


This could be true. I behaved very,very much like LL until I was referred to a specialist for screening by the psychologist I was seeing. I didn't even consider my problem could be ADHD, I thought I was just a loser with poor impulse control.
 
2013-03-25 07:19:07 PM  

rickythepenguin: is it "COE-uh-chella" or "COACH-ella" or "coach-ELLA"?

and why isn't it called the Indio music festie if it is Indio?  or is it a festie in coachella, CA, a suburb of Indio?  I mean, fer sure, fer sure.  I mean, if I want to get my Cali essence on, fer sure, get my Cali swag on, SoCal is where it's at.  not like Frisco or NorCal. Fer sure, fer sure.

Lag Beach, H Beach, MDR, The 'Bu.  That's what's up.  Long Beach Strong Beach where you at?  Gotta get that Tustin vibe.  Hawaiian Gardens, bro.  City of Industry.  Rollin' SoCal style.  Man Beach, N Beach.  Show me love, Riverside!

kickin it in the 310, the 714, Trey Deuce Trey.  Seven One Four in this hizz fo shizz my nizz.


English, my good sir.  Speaketh it ye?
 
2013-03-25 07:19:14 PM  
Imagine heading out to Coachella this year, popping some addies, and then running into Lilo. I'd have a full panic attack.
 
2013-03-25 07:19:18 PM  

rickythepenguin: is it "COE-uh-chella" or "COACH-ella" or "coach-ELLA"?

and why isn't it called the Indio music festie if it is Indio?  or is it a festie in coachella, CA, a suburb of Indio?  I mean, fer sure, fer sure.  I mean, if I want to get my Cali essence on, fer sure, get my Cali swag on, SoCal is where it's at.  not like Frisco or NorCal. Fer sure, fer sure.

Lag Beach, H Beach, MDR, The 'Bu.  That's what's up.  Long Beach Strong Beach where you at?  Gotta get that Tustin vibe.  Hawaiian Gardens, bro.  City of Industry.  Rollin' SoCal style.  Man Beach, N Beach.  Show me love, Riverside!

kickin it in the 310, the 714, Trey Deuce Trey.  Seven One Four in this hizz fo shizz my nizz.


You so gangsta!
 
2013-03-25 07:19:49 PM  

Mugato: I don't get it. All of the judges I've ever met are arrogant pricks who would be pissed off at the thought of allowing a defendant's celebrity status to influence their sentence, which is how it should be. What is it with this chick? She's not even a big player. Her biggest movie was like 8 years ago.


Is suspect it has something to do with the rotating band of lawyers who are likely receiving the bulk of whatever income she's making these days.  So long as she can keep paying them, they'll keep coming up with ways to keep her out of jail.
 
2013-03-25 07:21:59 PM  

tinyarena: She skates on the sentencing again?
Amazing
Is it possible she's blown EVERYBODY?


I can attest that I've never been blown by Lindsey Lohan.
 
2013-03-25 07:22:07 PM  

rickythepenguin: is it "COE-uh-chella" or "COACH-ella" or "coach-ELLA"?

and why isn't it called the Indio music festie if it is Indio?  or is it a festie in coachella, CA, a suburb of Indio?  I mean, fer sure, fer sure.  I mean, if I want to get my Cali essence on, fer sure, get my Cali swag on, SoCal is where it's at.  not like Frisco or NorCal. Fer sure, fer sure.

Lag Beach, H Beach, MDR, The 'Bu.  That's what's up.  Long Beach Strong Beach where you at?  Gotta get that Tustin vibe.  Hawaiian Gardens, bro.  City of Industry.  Rollin' SoCal style.  Man Beach, N Beach.  Show me love, Riverside!

kickin it in the 310, the 714, Trey Deuce Trey.  Seven One Four in this hizz fo shizz my nizz.


what is the lyrics of Pitbull's next 'album'?
 
2013-03-25 07:23:57 PM  

lesliessexxy: You so gangsta!


well well well.  look what the cat dragged in.
 
2013-03-25 07:26:18 PM  

BumpInTheNight: what is the lyrics of Pitbull's next 'album'?



it is at once both disappointing and...well...I guess disaapointing at how "fer sure, fer sure" has come back and come back with a vengeance in SoCal.  I was there recently and if I heard it once, I heard it a 100 times.

Fer sure, fer sure.
 
2013-03-25 07:27:07 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: Mugato: I don't get it. All of the judges I've ever met are arrogant pricks who would be pissed off at the thought of allowing a defendant's celebrity status to influence their sentence, which is how it should be. What is it with this chick? She's not even a big player. Her biggest movie was like 8 years ago.

Is suspect it has something to do with the rotating band of lawyers who are likely receiving the bulk of whatever income she's making these days.  So long as she can keep paying them, they'll keep coming up with ways to keep her out of jail.


Yeah, because that last Lifetime movie was a big payday.
 
2013-03-25 07:37:13 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: We need to let the pot users out of prison so we can put away some actual assholes. A plea deal after all this? She must have lots of money left.


What pot users in prison? Citation needed.
 
2013-03-25 07:38:47 PM  

rickythepenguin: BumpInTheNight: what is the lyrics of Pitbull's next 'album'?


it is at once both disappointing and...well...I guess disaapointing at how "fer sure, fer sure" has come back and come back with a vengeance in SoCal.  I was there recently and if I heard it once, I heard it a 100 times.

Fer sure, fer sure.


You are the whitest. Guy. Evar.
 
2013-03-25 07:38:57 PM  

rickythepenguin: lesliessexxy: You so gangsta!

well well well.  look what the cat dragged in.


I've been hanging out more lately, now that I've got oneathem sit down jobs again.
 
2013-03-25 07:45:52 PM  

rickythepenguin: is it "COE-uh-chella" or "COACH-ella" or "coach-ELLA"?

and why isn't it called the Indio music festie if it is Indio?  or is it a festie in coachella, CA, a suburb of Indio?  I mean, fer sure, fer sure.  I mean, if I want to get my Cali essence on, fer sure, get my Cali swag on, SoCal is where it's at.  not like Frisco or NorCal. Fer sure, fer sure.

Lag Beach, H Beach, MDR, The 'Bu.  That's what's up.  Long Beach Strong Beach where you at?  Gotta get that Tustin vibe.  Hawaiian Gardens, bro.  City of Industry.  Rollin' SoCal style.  Man Beach, N Beach.  Show me love, Riverside!

kickin it in the 310, the 714, Trey Deuce Trey.  Seven One Four in this hizz fo shizz my nizz.


Having a stroke while posting won't earn you a Total Fark sponsorship, if that's what you were hoping for.
 
2013-03-25 07:54:59 PM  

lesliessexxy: I've been hanging out more lately, now that I've got oneathem sit down jobs again.


well welcome back.  they all come back.

one of us
one of us
one of us!
ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
 
2013-03-25 08:02:30 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: maybe she just likes getting high as fark? Which is fine until you start causing car accidents and breaking laws and shiat yo'.


People don't get "high as fark" off adderall. If anything she'd be more focused and avoid accidents easier.

drewogatory: This could be true. I behaved very,very much like LL until I was referred to a specialist for screening by the psychologist I was seeing. I didn't even consider my problem could be ADHD, I thought I was just a loser with poor impulse control.


Yeah, it explains a lot. I have ADHD too. I'm a psychology major, and they say the dangers people face are self-diagnosing. Well, I did it, and I was spot-on. My impulse controls used to be non-existant. I'd say things without thinking them through, and all around act impulsively. At least I'm not an impulsive liar so I've got that going for me.
 
2013-03-25 08:03:56 PM  
What is she walking on, ham hocks?
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-03-25 08:07:38 PM  

ParagonComplex: Judging by her drugs of choice she has ADHD and self-medicates. She probably realizes this, and that's why she says she doesn't have a problem. A problem is a problem regardless of the explanation. ADHD explains everything. The alcohol abuse is because alcohol/nicotine effects people differently that has ADHD. The drug abuse as a whole is a symptom. Her impulsivity, poor decision making skills, etc. All of it. Maybe instead of being locked up in prison her ass needs to be locked up in a mental institution until she gets her shiatogeher.


Boredom is a disease.
 
2013-03-25 08:10:20 PM  

ParagonComplex: Representative of the unwashed masses: maybe she just likes getting high as fark? Which is fine until you start causing car accidents and breaking laws and shiat yo'.

People don't get "high as fark" off adderall. If anything she'd be more focused and avoid accidents easier.

drewogatory: This could be true. I behaved very,very much like LL until I was referred to a specialist for screening by the psychologist I was seeing. I didn't even consider my problem could be ADHD, I thought I was just a loser with poor impulse control.

Yeah, it explains a lot. I have ADHD too. I'm a psychology major, and they say the dangers people face are self-diagnosing. Well, I did it, and I was spot-on. My impulse controls used to be non-existant. I'd say things without thinking them through, and all around act impulsively. At least I'm not an impulsive liar so I've got that going for me.


Man, i would just make shiat up on the spot all the farking time, thank fark that stage passed in my 20's. I absolutely cringe now to think about it.
 
2013-03-25 08:17:49 PM  

ParagonComplex: Judging by her drugs of choice she has ADHD and self-medicates. She probably realizes this, and that's why she says she doesn't have a problem. A problem is a problem regardless of the explanation. ADHD explains everything. The alcohol abuse is because alcohol/nicotine effects people differently that has ADHD. The drug abuse as a whole is a symptom. Her impulsivity, poor decision making skills, etc. All of it. Maybe instead of being locked up in prison her ass needs to be locked up in a mental institution until she gets her shiatogeher.


Or maybe she is just a dope fiend. Alcoholics and dope fiends often exhibit poor impulse control.. It doesn't mean that they have ADHD, it means that their abuse of drugs or alcohol has damaged the part of their brain that controls impulse control.

ParagonComplex: Representative of the unwashed masses: maybe she just likes getting high as fark? Which is fine until you start causing car accidents and breaking laws and shiat yo'.

People don't get "high as fark" off adderall. If anything she'd be more focused and avoid accidents easier.


People do use Adderall to get high. They don't take it the prescribed way, they will grind it up and snort it.
 
2013-03-25 08:39:40 PM  
Oy!

And what the heck us up with baggy knees?? Seriously, how does that happen? I'm in my late 40s and I don't have that. Confused...
 
2013-03-25 08:52:16 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Oy!

And what the heck us up with baggy knees?? Seriously, how does that happen? I'm in my late 40s and I don't have that. Confused...


WHOA! I didn't even notice it until you pointed it out.

/cringe
 
2013-03-25 09:03:30 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Oy!

And what the heck us up with baggy knees?? Seriously, how does that happen? I'm in my late 40s and I don't have that. Confused...


I know! That's the first thing I noticed!!! How does that happen? Almost every part of me is starting to sag with the exception of my knees.
 
2013-03-25 09:05:17 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Oy!

And what the heck us up with baggy knees?? Seriously, how does that happen? I'm in my late 40s and I don't have that. Confused...


Well most of the time you're bending while doing bj's. That's gotta ware on the skin. I'm pretty sure that girl has given many a man a bj.

For those wondering how she still has money she's a high class (Yeah I can't stop laughing at calling her high class anything) call girl. Notice how she has a new billionaire "friend" every week? Yeah... She's getting paid to be their "friend". She was also paid $1mil for L&D. Charlie Sheen keeps giving her money. Some company in S. America is going to pay her $100K to represent their clothing line called Stolen. She also has VERY sticky fingers. This trick knows how to squeeze every penny she can from anyone who glances at her sideways.

/ Yes I hate myself for knowing that much about her
// Stupid addictive gossip sites
 
2013-03-25 09:08:44 PM  
Someone please explain how she continues to make money. Enough money to pay for a constant supply of lawyers.

Liz and Dick? Please. How much could that have made her?

Does she get paid for showing up at night clubs? And if so, how much could that pay? I'm curious.

After looking at that list of incidents/court appearances in the last few years, that equates to a metric fark ton of legal fees.

WHO IS PAYING FOR THIS?!1
 
2013-03-25 09:23:20 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: I am completely shocked and surprised she can still get plea deals.breathe.

 
2013-03-25 09:27:16 PM  
I think if you can bribe the right people you can stay out of jail, provided you aren't accused of killing a kid or something.   Wait, Rebecca Gayheart, so yeah, as long as you have the money.

So then it's just a question of how a young woman with questionable judgment might make some quick cash...
 
2013-03-25 09:50:42 PM  
I predict she's just totally in debt and is rolling the debt over and over, and even paying some of the legal fees with nothing more than promises.
 
2013-03-25 09:53:48 PM  
Lindsay "Double Secret Probation" Lohan.
 
2013-03-25 09:59:21 PM  

Birnone: I think if you can bribe the right people you can stay out of jail, provided you aren't accused of killing a kid or something.   Wait, Rebecca Gayheart, so yeah, as long as you have the money.

So then it's just a question of how a young woman with questionable judgment might make some quick cash...


Wait whut?
 
2013-03-25 10:02:11 PM  
Good, maybe she'll OD at the festival.
 
2013-03-25 10:42:00 PM  

ParagonComplex: Representative of the unwashed masses: maybe she just likes getting high as fark? Which is fine until you start causing car accidents and breaking laws and shiat yo'.

People don't get "high as fark" off adderall. If anything she'd be more focused and avoid accidents easier.

Yeah, it explains a lot. I have ADHD too. I'm a psychology major, and they say the dangers people face are self-diagnosing. Well, I did it, and I was spot-on. My impulse controls used to be non-existant. I'd say things without thinking them through, and all around act impulsively. At least I'm not an impulsive liar so I've got that going for me.


1: People do, in fact, get 'high as fark' off adderall. Just because you don't, doesn't mean people don't abuse it out there. It's farking synthetic regulated meth for fark's sake.

2: You decided you had a problem, AS A PSYCH MAJOR, and lo and behold! You did! I bet you presented 95% of the symptoms too!

3: I really, really, really, hope your area of study isn't addiction because you don't know shiat about it man.
 
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