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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Sad: dad dies after car accident. Hero: though unsuccessful, nine year old daughter attempted to find help in time to save him. BMF: which meant hiking two miles out of a coyote infested canyon in 40-degree weather in the middle of the night   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, BMF, Children's Hospital Los Angeles, CBS Los Angeles, KABC-TV, Ford Escape Hybrid, accidents  
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2013-03-25 05:45:18 PM  
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Years down the road, perhaps one Christmas morning when she's opening gifts with her family, wrapped up in a cozy blanket next to a warm crackling fire with a nice cup of hot cocoa, I hope she remembers that she just left her father to die in a cold, coyote-infested canyon.
2013-03-25 07:28:04 PM  
1 vote:

BGates: 40 ain't cold and coyotes are basically harmless.

40 is cold in Southern California, and the coyotes down here will eat anything that can't get away from them.
2013-03-25 06:53:49 PM  
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Taylor Mitchell was killed by coyotes a few years back - While they usually aren't that aggressive,  apparently, the animals thought it was Joni... and they weren't fans.

//not a fan, either
2013-03-25 06:39:11 PM  
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Coyotes are easily distracted by quality reading materials like Acme catalogs.
2013-03-25 06:31:33 PM  
1 vote:

Gilligann: She told her family she was saddened to learn her father did not survive the crash.


My father did not survive the crash? I'm saddened to hear this

Hello, I am a recent journalism school graduate, assigned to write this heartrending yet heroic tale. Let me show off my vocabulary. The girl was saddened. Yea, verily.
2013-03-25 05:43:29 PM  
1 vote:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
2013-03-25 05:41:35 PM  
1 vote:
She should've asked the coyotes for help. Sure, sometimes they're carrying drugs and are jumpy / stabby, but often they're only leading a pack of cheap laborers. Surely a bunch of illegals would help the little girl and her dad before fading into the groves to pick fruit.
2013-03-25 05:37:55 PM  
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/I am a horrible person.
2013-03-25 03:18:56 PM  
1 vote:
Acton is a small town tucked in the mountains between Los Angeles and the Mojave Desert.

The Long 15? That kid is pretty brave.
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