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(Daily Mail)   What's worse than an Indian wolf spider? A pregnant Indian wolf spider   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 94
    More: Obvious, Indians, fife, Indian wolf spider, Mr. Cooper, supermarkets, Gary Cooper  
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2013-03-25 05:47:21 PM  
I find the fear of spiders to be odd.
Imagine all the stuff crawling on you if the eight legged heroes didn't eat em.
 
2013-03-25 05:48:39 PM  
 
2013-03-25 06:04:01 PM  
Even worse:

Anchor baby spiders!
 
2013-03-25 06:27:20 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: I find the fear of spiders to be odd.
Imagine all the stuff crawling on you if the eight legged heroes didn't eat em.


That's the problem with irrational fears, they're irrational. I'm happy with beetles, flies, locusts, bats and any other bugs, but a large spider? No, it must die, and any part of me that came into contact with it must be incinerated.

I hate the way they move. They move like farking bastards, sick twisted little shiats, and I hope they all die, with their disgusting walk.

I caught arachnophobia from my brother. I used to be the one who didn't get fear of spiders, and people made me deal with spiders, but gradually the fear came to me, and now I hate the bastards. I'm still, thankfully, capable of killing them, unlike some with such extreme fears they can't even be in the same room, but really... they eat flies, big whoop, I can eat a fly.
 
2013-03-25 06:43:46 PM  
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.
 
2013-03-25 06:44:19 PM  
NO! NEIN! NO!
Please no spider thread.
 
2013-03-25 06:44:24 PM  
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-03-25 06:44:48 PM  
What's worse than a pregnant indian wolf spider?

i278.photobucket.com

A wolf spider that's already had babies.
 
2013-03-25 06:45:15 PM  
Help me ...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-25 06:45:22 PM  
Wikipedia says 1-30 millimeters.  Not so scary.
 
2013-03-25 06:45:29 PM  

hubiestubert: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 640x480]


Your's looks angry, mine looks overwhelmed.
 
2013-03-25 06:46:54 PM  
Yes, that's a nice spider.

The wife looks 20 years younger than the husband.
 
2013-03-25 06:47:20 PM  

brainiac-dumdum: hubiestubert: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 640x480]

Your's looks angry, mine looks overwhelmed.


can you blame her, all those kids asking "are we there yet?" or "billy touched me" or "i need to stop to go to the bathroom!"
 
2013-03-25 06:47:45 PM  
A wolf spider swarm:

i278.photobucket.com

I like wolf spiders
 
2013-03-25 06:48:25 PM  
FTFA: Her husband David Cooper, 60, rushed downstairs and caught the spider, capable of giving a nasty bite, in a glass before calling the Scottish Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA).

Where it was promptly euthanized.
JC
 
2013-03-25 06:49:01 PM  
Fly, my minions, FLY!
 
2013-03-25 06:51:33 PM  
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2013-03-25 06:51:44 PM  
How can you be mad at these little guys?

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2013-03-25 06:52:59 PM  
NO SON OF A biatch!!  fark!
 
2013-03-25 06:53:46 PM  
SICK!
 
2013-03-25 06:56:24 PM  
 
2013-03-25 06:58:14 PM  

Counter_Intelligent: Wikipedia says 1-30 millimeters.  Not so scary.


It's all a matter of context. 1-30 millimeters on your countertop? Not so big. 1-30 millimeters in your ear canal? Perhaps a little too big.
 
2013-03-25 06:59:40 PM  
Jumping spiders are cool.  They get all Kung Fu on you when you mess with them and they look cute. Other spiders can go to hell.
 
2013-03-25 07:00:24 PM  
Strange.
A very strange way to write.
A really, really weird way to write an article.
What a bizarre article. They just said the same thing over and over, with progressively more words in each iteration.  It was like 1st graders, Pikeys, middle school, high-school/average adult.
 
2013-03-25 07:01:12 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: I find the fear of spiders to be odd.
Imagine all the stuff crawling on you if the eight legged heroes didn't eat em.


That's why spiders are on my A-OK list.  Snakes are also on the list, because I have a crazy irrational fear of mice.
 
2013-03-25 07:02:07 PM  

In fairness, for the folks afraid of spiders, you may want to calm down on that...



lh5.googleusercontent.com

Though, I will give y'all this one is less than ideal...

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2013-03-25 07:03:45 PM  
nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope
 
2013-03-25 07:04:18 PM  

hubiestubert: How can you be mad at these little guys?


I. Love. Peacock spiders.

They have the cutest little mating dance.
 
2013-03-25 07:07:26 PM  
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WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!
 
2013-03-25 07:13:31 PM  
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2013-03-25 07:14:08 PM  
 
2013-03-25 07:15:42 PM  
Called the SPCA?

I'd have just thrown the damned thing in the toilet, flushed, and not thought about it again...
 
2013-03-25 07:17:17 PM  
Fark this, that one's got a mana bar.jpg
 
2013-03-25 07:18:27 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: I find the fear of spiders to be odd.
Imagine all the stuff crawling on you if the eight legged heroes didn't eat em.


The spiders in my basement have a special arrangement with me. I let them live and they keep other critters from crossing the threshhold into the rest of the house.
 
2013-03-25 07:19:25 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

Spider thread! Spider thread!
Not quite ready to trudge off to bed?
That's a no? Great to hear-
I've got friends that want to instill fear!
Hey there.....Here comes the spider thrrrrrrrrrrread!
 
2013-03-25 07:20:38 PM  
is it because the pregnant ones are all emotional and irrational?
 
2013-03-25 07:21:26 PM  

hubiestubert: Though, I will give y'all this one is less than ideal...


That's just star anise, right? RIGHT????
 
2013-03-25 07:23:22 PM  
Spiders lay eggs. It's impossible for one to be pregnant.

Also,
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-25 07:23:38 PM  

moops: nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope  nope nope nope


Yes. This. WHY do I click on spider threads? I need a shower now...feel all itchy...
 
2013-03-25 07:24:29 PM  

SultanofSchwing: [s3.amazonaws.com image 317x273]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!


rest easy, it's a hoax
 
2013-03-25 07:26:21 PM  

brainiac-dumdum: SultanofSchwing: [s3.amazonaws.com image 317x273]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

rest easy, it's a hoax


That's what it wants you to think.....
 
2013-03-25 07:27:24 PM  
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2013-03-25 07:29:49 PM  

SpdrJay: brainiac-dumdum: SultanofSchwing: [s3.amazonaws.com image 317x273]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

rest easy, it's a hoax

That's what it wants you to think.....


insects are the only arthropods that can fly.
 
2013-03-25 07:30:00 PM  

brainiac-dumdum: SultanofSchwing: [s3.amazonaws.com image 317x273]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

rest easy, it's a hoax


Yeah I knew that, it's still scary to think what-if.
 
2013-03-25 07:32:05 PM  

SultanofSchwing: brainiac-dumdum: SultanofSchwing: [s3.amazonaws.com image 317x273]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

rest easy, it's a hoax

Yeah I knew that, it's still scary to think what-if.


it makes me shudder every time I see it and I love spiders
 
2013-03-25 07:33:01 PM  
Spider found in fridge. ALERT THE MEDIA!

/seriously?
//creepy crawlies hitching a ride in produce is newsworthy? Daily Fail.
 
2013-03-25 07:33:27 PM  
Relax, this one is just touched by the Spirit...

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2013-03-25 07:39:43 PM  
Having recently pulverized a similar looking devil beast in my livingroom, I'm not really getting a kick, etc.

/kill it with fire
 
2013-03-25 07:39:44 PM  

patrick767: Spider found in fridge. ALERT THE MEDIA!

/seriously?
//creepy crawlies hitching a ride in produce is newsworthy? Daily Fail.


thereptilereport.com
 
2013-03-25 07:42:41 PM  
bet all you pussies that are afraid of spiders are gun-totting conservatwats
 
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