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(The Atlantic)   "Your grandmother needs you to see her as a sexual being"   (theatlantic.com) divider line 109
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2013-03-25 05:28:50 PM
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2013-03-25 05:29:10 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-25 05:29:50 PM

RedTank: Oh how original you all are...  Time to open up your "NO" gif folder and exclaim to all how disgusted you are.  All too predictable and not funny in the slightest.

/Clearly I'm trolling but also it's how I feel, so what?


Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays!

i.qkme.me
 
2013-03-25 05:30:53 PM
i528.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-25 05:31:30 PM
No.
 
2013-03-25 05:31:46 PM
That 85 to 61 spread is downright depressing. I don't know who's losing interest in the pursuit at my age anyway, me or the hunted

/43
 
2013-03-25 05:32:35 PM

kumanoki: RedTank: Oh how original you all are...  Time to open up your "NO" gif folder and exclaim to all how disgusted you are.  All too predictable and not funny in the slightest.

/Clearly I'm trolling but also it's how I feel, so what?

Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays!

[i.qkme.me image 369x404]


Good.  Now this thread is funny.
 
2013-03-25 05:37:00 PM

Great Janitor: My grandmother is dead.  If someone is sleeping with her I need to alert the authorities.


Well, I wouldn't exactly call it "sleeping"
 
2013-03-25 05:37:03 PM
My gran can inflate a balloon and then sit on it and pop it just the way I like.
 
2013-03-25 05:37:19 PM
you know, I can't say I have, or plan to submitter
 
2013-03-25 05:41:23 PM
Nana cuts the crust off my sandwich.
 
2013-03-25 05:42:56 PM
Sounds like the premise of a "Bob's Burgers" episode
 
2013-03-25 05:43:36 PM

Fish in a Barrel: [i29.photobucket.com image 248x200]


Better version:
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http://i.imgur.com/uXTTk84.gif
 
2013-03-25 05:45:05 PM
I'm not into necrophilia.
 
2013-03-25 05:46:22 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: My gran can inflate a balloon and then sit on it and pop it just the way I like.


I wish she would keep it down, all that balloon popping and sex noise.  Doesn't she knows that some people aren't too old to not go to work tomorrow?

/also I want my casserole dish back.
//I am not proud that I saw that
 
2013-03-25 05:48:47 PM

borg: Both my grandmothers died between 1938-45 seeing them as a sexual being now would be a little disturbing.


How old are you, if you don't mind me asking, that your grandmothers died in the late 30s/early 40s?  My parents are 63 and their grandmothers died in the late 70s/early 80s.
 
2013-03-25 05:49:53 PM
My paternal grandmother died in 1971. She had a massive stroke right at the dinner table, and died while we all snickered because we thought she was napping. She was 300 lbs., a chain smoking racist and not an especially attractive woman in her younger and livelier years. You want to think of her as a sexual being, you go right ahead.

My maternal gramma was hot in the 1920s and 30s. Seriously. Had the flapper-girl hairbob and everything.
 
2013-03-25 05:53:09 PM

Uzzah: Oh, I do. Lord knows, I do.

i4.bebo.com
Agrees.

/Me too
 
2013-03-25 05:54:53 PM
Well, it's like rule 34.  No matter how strange it is, someone's into it, so I guess there's someone, somewhere, with a colostomy bag fetish.

Not gonna look, though.
 
2013-03-25 06:02:22 PM
I know my paternal grandmother was young when she married my grandfather and he was pretty old IIRC. Ill have to check on that. I look just like him so it seems fitting Im seeing a lady 10 years younger than me. Dog will hunt!
 
2013-03-25 06:03:21 PM

Coco LaFemme: borg: Both my grandmothers died between 1938-45 seeing them as a sexual being now would be a little disturbing.

How old are you, if you don't mind me asking, that your grandmothers died in the late 30s/early 40s?  My parents are 63 and their grandmothers died in the late 70s/early 80s.


45, they died from cancer before they became grandparents.  My parents are 83ish.
 
2013-03-25 06:13:21 PM
i205.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-25 06:17:43 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-25 06:21:20 PM
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let gramms give you a little head
 
2013-03-25 06:22:06 PM
I have a weird boner.
 
2013-03-25 06:24:34 PM
BTW, DNRTA and don't nobody give me no jibba jabba.
 
2013-03-25 06:24:58 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: Nana cuts the crust off my sandwich.


so that's what the kids are calling it these days ...
 
2013-03-25 06:28:11 PM
mine have been dead over 40 years, so no, I don't think so.
 
2013-03-25 06:44:08 PM
What do they want me to do, put a pack of condoms on her tombstone?
 
2013-03-25 06:44:56 PM
i341.photobucket.com

You leave Meemaw out of this.
 
2013-03-25 06:49:50 PM
My submission


www.jewellchampagne.com
 
2013-03-25 06:50:22 PM
www.viewnewzealand.co.nz
 
2013-03-25 06:55:21 PM
... if she takes out both sets of dentures, well, then, that's a party ....
 
2013-03-25 07:01:21 PM

hobnail: There is a Pocketninja post from a few years back that is perfect for this story.  I'll have to see if I can find it.


I remember it. I think it was only a year or two ago.

Gave me that rare combo -- "shudder/giggle."
 
2013-03-25 07:03:46 PM
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2013-03-25 07:09:29 PM

Clemkadidlefark: ... if she takes out both sets of dentures, well, then, that's a party ....


And a little PoliGrip gets some interesting friction . . .
 
2013-03-25 07:11:32 PM
True story -
My granny got remarried when she was 70. They were an adorable couple until he died of a massive heart attack. I made the mistake of asking her how it had happened.
Well, she said, he got that new heart medication and he was feeling feisty. He was just like a kid with a new toy!

/rip Granny
 
2013-03-25 07:14:43 PM
i.imgur.com

That's some funbags right there.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-25 07:16:29 PM

AbbeySomeone: I made the mistake of asking her how it had happened.
Well, she said, he got that new heart medication and he was feeling feisty. He was just like a kid with a new toy!

/rip Granny


Seeing as how she's not my grandma, I have to say, that's kind of awesome.

Now, if I was in your shoes, well...

Jesus, dude.  I'm here if you need to talk.  That's a Macho Grande level of horror there.
 
2013-03-25 07:22:21 PM
My grandma? No way.

Your grandma, well, done and done.

/and I mean done
 
2013-03-25 07:31:37 PM
My grandmother had large breasts and liked to paint her fingernails and toenails red. While I do still enjoy large breasts, the idea of getting together with someone with red nails is kinda icky.
 
2013-03-25 07:37:00 PM
maybe when i'm 91 and feeling perverted
 
2013-03-25 07:37:42 PM

TheChaosPath: My grandmother had large breasts and liked to paint her fingernails and toenails red. While I do still enjoy large breasts, the idea of getting together with someone with red nails is kinda icky.


I didn't mind it on her.
 
2013-03-25 07:39:41 PM

Vodka Zombie: AbbeySomeone: I made the mistake of asking her how it had happened.
Well, she said, he got that new heart medication and he was feeling feisty. He was just like a kid with a new toy!

/rip Granny

Seeing as how she's not my grandma, I have to say, that's kind of awesome.

Now, if I was in your shoes, well...

Jesus, dude.  I'm here if you need to talk.  That's a Macho Grande level of horror there.


I figure that the next MrS will be wealthy with a bad ticker and a fistfull of new meds. She inspired me.
 
2013-03-25 07:44:46 PM
Here's my Grammy. Stilly chasin' the men, even in her wheelchair. She's surprisingly fast, can run 70 year old down pretty easily, even though they're supposed to be the "spry" ones. I do wonder about the guys in their 20's though. I mean, way to go Grammy, I'm sure they're good at "cleaning out the ole plumbin," as you so humerously say, but some of 'em are younger than me.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-25 07:49:12 PM
Subby you sick bastard. There is not enough eye bleach in this universe to get that out of my head.
 
2013-03-25 07:58:47 PM
GIS = Grandma Image Search
 
2013-03-25 08:01:05 PM

Xenomech: Gilf thread?

[exiledonline.com image 287x450]


Was hoping, but people have mostly been posting the less attractive examples.  At 47 I see quite a few 55-and-up women whom I find quite attractive.
 
2013-03-25 08:07:39 PM
Dear Gran,

I understand your need to be seen as a sexual being and will therefore be giving you as wide a berth as possible. But thanks for the cheque.

Love, your grandchild
 
2013-03-25 08:07:45 PM
No one has apparently posted this reference http://womaninflatesaballoonandsitsonitandpopsit.com/
 
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