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(The Atlantic)   "Your grandmother needs you to see her as a sexual being"   (theatlantic.com) divider line 109
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2013-03-25 04:49:28 PM
Oh, I do. Lord knows, I do.
 
2013-03-25 04:49:34 PM
How about no?
 
2013-03-25 04:50:16 PM
My sainted Grandmother only had sex twice. Once for my mom and once for my uncle. Both times were on clean sheets with the lights off and only for the amount of time it took Gramps to provide the seed.

She then sat upon blocks of ice until the time of her death.
 
2013-03-25 04:50:20 PM
My grandmother is dead.  If someone is sleeping with her I need to alert the authorities.
 
2013-03-25 04:50:27 PM
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2013-03-25 04:51:27 PM
<shudder>
 
2013-03-25 04:52:59 PM

Spanky3woods: My sainted Grandmother only had sex twice. Once for my mom and once for my uncle. Both times were on clean sheets with the lights off and only for the amount of time it took Gramps to provide the seed.

She then sat upon blocks of ice until the time of her death.


Sat upon or produced?
 
2013-03-25 04:53:01 PM
Wine, Viagra, Astroglide.  She goin' get it, and you goin' give it to her.

/Key party at the old folks home!
 
2013-03-25 04:53:18 PM
nooooooooooooooo.com
 
2013-03-25 04:53:46 PM
I read like 6 paragraphs.  Does the writing get any better or the subject any more interesting?
 
2013-03-25 04:54:11 PM
I do.

Also, I will never open a door without knocking again.
 
2013-03-25 04:54:53 PM
oldcatman-xxx.com

/Only because it is inevitable.
 
2013-03-25 04:55:17 PM
My mom got that unfortunate honor. My Grams remarried after my grandpa passed away after 42 years together... so yeah... my mom found physical proof that they were getting frisky and she's super scarred by it. I still laugh at the fact that my mom literally tries to shrink and disappear if it comes up again.
 
2013-03-25 04:55:55 PM
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
 
2013-03-25 04:56:40 PM
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2013-03-25 04:56:58 PM
I don't have any grandparents any more. So this would be a neat trick.
 
2013-03-25 04:57:05 PM
I'd fark Ann Margret. She's 71.
 
2013-03-25 04:57:37 PM
ecimages.kobobooks.com
 
2013-03-25 04:57:51 PM
How does that even work without breaking a hip...
 
2013-03-25 04:59:03 PM
I'd fark Sophia Loren. She's 78.
 
2013-03-25 04:59:56 PM
/hot
 
2013-03-25 05:00:14 PM
Gilf thread?

exiledonline.com
 
2013-03-25 05:00:25 PM
jono99.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-25 05:01:04 PM
www.roflcat.com
 
2013-03-25 05:02:26 PM
I remember when my grandfather started dating again a few years after grandma died.

Mom would try to make it sound scandalous. "Yes, he's seeing a younger woman now. She's 87."
 
2013-03-25 05:02:55 PM
mygaming.co.za
 
2013-03-25 05:03:19 PM
Both my grandmothers died between 1938-45 seeing them as a sexual being now would be a little disturbing.
 
2013-03-25 05:03:33 PM
The box of Depends can be a turn off.
 
2013-03-25 05:04:03 PM
Not really that into necrophilia, sorry.
 
2013-03-25 05:04:28 PM
Ok.
 
2013-03-25 05:05:08 PM
Here's your chance Louis C.K.  You have a chance to be sexually attracted to a senior lady and enjoy her love for the rest of her life and you would be her first.
 
2013-03-25 05:05:08 PM

Great Janitor: My grandmother is dead.  If someone is sleeping with her I need to alert the authorities.


Can you wait until Sunday afternoon?  We've kind of got plans, son.

/Can I call you son?
//Son.
 
2013-03-25 05:05:20 PM
 
2013-03-25 05:07:31 PM
There is a Pocketninja post from a few years back that is perfect for this story.  I'll have to see if I can find it.
 
2013-03-25 05:07:53 PM

Petey4335: Read at your own risk


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

I hope you suffer
 
2013-03-25 05:09:09 PM
Well that gives whole new meaning to blue hair waffle.
 
2013-03-25 05:09:45 PM
How you doin'?

allthingsd.com
 
2013-03-25 05:09:47 PM
i29.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-25 05:09:49 PM
No, she realllllly farking doesn't.
 
2013-03-25 05:11:02 PM
Second post in this thread.

PN brilliance.
 
2013-03-25 05:13:28 PM

Xenomech: Gilf thread?


My maternal grandmother was hotter than that, no shiat. Remarried to a man 15 years her junior when she was 60, and outlived him by a decade.
 
2013-03-25 05:14:54 PM
Well, she is wearing a see-through nightgown...
 
2013-03-25 05:15:05 PM
Sweet sassy molassy!
 
2013-03-25 05:18:53 PM
blogs.westword.com
Easy enough.
 
2013-03-25 05:19:12 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-25 05:19:37 PM
Am I in before Peterotica as read by Betty White?
 
2013-03-25 05:21:29 PM

Fish in a Barrel: [i29.photobucket.com image 248x200]


i29.photobucket.com
 
GBB
2013-03-25 05:25:27 PM

hobnail: Second post in this thread.

PN brilliance.

 
2013-03-25 05:26:11 PM
Oh how original you all are...  Time to open up your "NO" gif folder and exclaim to all how disgusted you are.  All too predictable and not funny in the slightest.

/Clearly I'm trolling but also it's how I feel, so what?
 
2013-03-25 05:27:01 PM
Your mama on the other hand ...
 
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