Spanky3woods: My sainted Grandmother only had sex twice. Once for my mom and once for my uncle. Both times were on clean sheets with the lights off and only for the amount of time it took Gramps to provide the seed.She then sat upon blocks of ice until the time of her death.
Great Janitor: My grandmother is dead. If someone is sleeping with her I need to alert the authorities.
Petey4335: Read at your own risk
Xenomech: Gilf thread?
Fish in a Barrel: [i29.photobucket.com image 248x200]
hobnail: Second post in this thread.PN brilliance.
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