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(Salem Statesman-Journal)   The best time to enjoy a Carl's Jr. burger isn't at the wheel of your panel van, because you won't see the steel cable that causes your airbags to deploy, launching you onto the train tracks for an Amtrak to plow into   (statesmanjournal.com) divider line 12
    More: Dumbass, steel cable, Amtrak, train tracks, car accidents, Union Pacific, Salem Police Department  
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7848 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Mar 2013 at 4:23 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-25 04:17:05 PM
3 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
2013-03-25 04:43:36 PM
2 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: I'm trying to understand where the cable was strung.


Between two supports, but that's not important now.
2013-03-25 04:31:34 PM
2 votes:
Enjoy your Extra Big-Ass Train
2013-03-25 03:48:21 PM
2 votes:
If eating it while driving doesn't get your panel van smeared all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face.
2013-03-25 05:11:07 PM
1 votes:
i294.photobucket.com
2013-03-25 04:58:07 PM
1 votes:
Another hamburger-related tragedy.

I don't care if it's Carl Jr.s or Burger King you're slingin'.  McDonald's, or Wendy's, or In-n-Out, or 5Guys, or Sonic, or Jack-in-the-Box, or WHATEVER the hell you're hooked on, it's all the same in the end - just another beef-ridden road to Hell and the fries are on Satan, my friend. You're all just a bunch of cow-eating sinners before the Lord, chompin' on the Devil's sandwich, for truly the road to Perdition is lined with tasty, salted french fries and a cool, delicious chocolate shake. REPENT!! REPENT the heinous sins of fast food delight; REPENT the ways of your burger-ingesting MADNESS!!!!
2013-03-25 04:45:15 PM
1 votes:
Dump the man into the train. Mousetrap! It's the craziest game you'll ever play!
2013-03-25 04:41:02 PM
1 votes:

Maud Dib: BarkingUnicorn: I'm trying to understand where the cable was strung.

90 degree corner there according to teh Googles.
Dude shot straight through the corner right onto the tracks.


Your comment made me look up the wreck site. The road turned and this guy didn't. Still, amusing that after all of that the guy's truck also gets hit by a train. Too bad a tyrannosaurus in an F-14 didn't crash into the aftermath.
2013-03-25 04:32:04 PM
1 votes:

dryknife: Enjoy your Extra Big Ass-Train


/xkcd'd
2013-03-25 04:30:39 PM
1 votes:
Mmmhmmm, this is a tasty burger!
2013-03-25 04:26:22 PM
1 votes:
Luckily, Birr said, "he got out fine" before the train collided with the vehicle.

www.biography.com

Soooo close.
2013-03-25 04:25:40 PM
1 votes:
Not quite The Aristocrats. Maybe The Proletariat.
 
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