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(Sun News Network)   Actual headline: Quebec man, mangled by boat propeller, pieces his life back together   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 38
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2013-03-25 04:29:06 PM
After supper on July 4, 2008, he and his family decided to try wakesurfing, where participants ride a wave produced by a boat without being attached to the vessel.

Did he wait 15 minutes after supper to go wake surfing?  That could be your problem right there.
 
2013-03-25 04:50:17 PM
Favorite moronic headline from the college newspaper years, years back:
"Community reaches out to armless rape victim."
 
2013-03-25 04:52:15 PM
So his wife ran him over with a boat, chopped him up with the propeller, and THEN left him while he was in rehab?

What an awful biatch.
 
2013-03-25 04:52:35 PM
So his wife ran him over with the boat, and now she has left him.  A narrow escape!
 
2013-03-25 04:52:53 PM

HMS_Blinkin: So his wife ran him over with a boat, chopped him up with the propeller, and THEN left him while he was in rehab?

What an awful biatch.

 
2013-03-25 04:53:27 PM
I hope he writes that paper a sternly worded letter.
 
2013-03-25 04:55:51 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: I hope he writes that paper a sternly worded letter.


You are a very bad man.
 
2013-03-25 04:55:55 PM
Man, that is a wicked scar down the side of his face.

https://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/photo.php?fbid=10151068422814914& s et=pb.500339913.-2207520000.1364244897&type=3&theater

Also, I'm sure she left him because he no longer had the money he once had.
 
2013-03-25 04:55:59 PM
Ahhhh, the good old sun. If you read this rag you would know they were aware how dumb that headline is and printed it intentionally. Love how they tell environmentalist hippie douche's to shut the hell up, nobody believes your lies, though.
 
2013-03-25 04:57:51 PM
he was my best chum
 
2013-03-25 04:58:07 PM
They had a similar excruciating story on Radio Lab this weekend.

/it'll all come out in the wash
 
2013-03-25 04:58:19 PM
Whatever floats your...

Oh, right.
 
2013-03-25 04:58:21 PM
After another 18 months in rehab, Ben-Or was finally turning a corner when he suffered another loss - his wife left him.

What a c(_)nt.
 
2013-03-25 05:00:26 PM

HMS_Blinkin: TheShavingofOccam123: I hope he writes that paper a sternly worded letter.

You are a very bad man.


/props
 
2013-03-25 05:00:49 PM
Gill Ben-Or?

Really?

You stay outta the water with a name like that.

/Judah Ben-Hur
 
2013-03-25 05:01:44 PM

HMS_Blinkin: TheShavingofOccam123: I hope he writes that paper a sternly worded letter.

You are a very bad man.


My sides are splitting.
 
2013-03-25 05:06:06 PM
"Motorboat this, Gill!"
 
2013-03-25 05:07:19 PM
About five years ago cops in Vancouver basically tazered a guy to death at the airport. A year or so later after some bullshiat inquests and farcical internal investigations the police chief stated at a press conference that the entire incident and the ensuing scandal had been a "shock to the system" of the police community. hehe
 
2013-03-25 05:12:01 PM
There were also four hungry children and crops in the field.
 
2013-03-25 05:13:34 PM
Maybe she left him cause he's an asshole. He is from Quebec after all.
 
2013-03-25 05:15:48 PM
Maybe she wasn't impressed with his 'lower unit'
 
2013-03-25 05:17:50 PM

HMS_Blinkin: So his wife ran him over with a boat, chopped him up with the propeller, and THEN left him while he was in rehab?

Every Claude has a silver lining.

 
2013-03-25 05:18:13 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Whatever floats your...

Oh, right.


This isn't the sexual grandma thread, man.
 
2013-03-25 05:18:31 PM
Oh the large manatee

www.freewebs.com
 
2013-03-25 05:20:04 PM

Stoj: "Motorboat this, Gill!"


You motor boatin' son of a biatch!

/NSFW language.
 
2013-03-25 05:20:30 PM
Maybe she got tired of listening to him blaming her for running him over and chopping him up.
 
2013-03-25 05:20:47 PM
I personally know of two guys that this happened to. Left their lives in tatters...
 
2013-03-25 05:23:01 PM

Stoj: Gill Ben-Or?

Really?

You stay outta the water with a name like that.

/Judah Ben-Hur


We keep you alive to serve this ship.  Row well and live.
emerdelac.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-25 05:23:03 PM
So blood in muddy water smells like blood mixed with muddy water?

I would have never guessed that!
 
2013-03-25 05:31:06 PM

a.mcleland: After another 18 months in rehab, Ben-Or was finally turning a corner when he suffered another loss - his wife left him.

What a c(_)nt.


She probably figured there are other fish in the sea.


/note, even when you put the boat in nuetral, that prop can still chew you up.  Be careful.
 
2013-03-25 05:35:12 PM

Seems relevant:


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2013-03-25 05:38:44 PM
This is a Canuck Country song waiting to be written.

Also, you'd think his knowledge of the Force would have prevented the maiming.
 
2013-03-25 05:39:12 PM
Being careful around propellers means "buy a jet boat".
 
2013-03-25 05:53:10 PM
After an accident like that, he's lucky he didn't keel over
 
2013-03-25 07:08:13 PM
I fell to pieces when I read that.
 
2013-03-25 08:42:07 PM
A story like that really tears your guts out.
 
2013-03-25 08:44:46 PM
cache.vevo.com
 
2013-03-25 09:44:59 PM
www.empireonline.com

Are you sure it was a boating accident
 
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