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(Daily Mail)   Bragging about your collection of Nazi memorabilia and calling the mayor "King Heeb" on Twitter is all in a day's work if you're: A) the Iranian dictator; B) an Aryan Brotherhood kingpin; C) FDNY Lieutenant   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 291
    More: Dumbass, King Heeb, FDNY, Nazis, Michael Bloomberg, Aryan Brotherhood, racist tweets  
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2013-03-25 03:37:46 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

This is the funniest picture I've seen this week, possibly the whole month.

/Does his jacket really say "Bad Lieutenant"?!
 
2013-03-25 03:39:39 PM
Now this is the epitome of a rugged Aryan Superman.

i.mol.im

Gent bent, Adolf.
 
2013-03-25 03:42:13 PM
The union will help you get your job back, don't worry little guy.
 
2013-03-25 03:43:21 PM
Crocodile tears. F*cker is only crying because he got caught. He's not the least bit sorry for what he's done.
 
2013-03-25 03:45:55 PM
Jesus, Runkel, get it together.
 
2013-03-25 03:48:29 PM
farking Staten Island.
 
2013-03-25 04:00:59 PM

James!: farking Staten Island.


I know, it's like our own little Alabama in New York City!
 
2013-03-25 04:01:52 PM
He better watch it or he'll end up in prison, driving all the other inmates stir crazy.  On the other hand, he has a lovely singing voice.

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2013-03-25 04:03:44 PM
Heeb?  seriously, Heeb?    I'm not just imagining this, right?

That's a slur so out of date I bet this guy expects tob e called a "honky"
 
2013-03-25 04:04:34 PM

scottydoesntknow: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x942]

This is the funniest picture I've seen this week, possibly the whole month.

/Does his jacket really say "Bad Lieutenant"?!


'I'll just embroider my Internet troll handle on my FDNY jacket, they'll never figure out it was me!'
 
2013-03-25 04:05:02 PM
I was wondering when this would hit Fark.

Best. Picture. Evar.

And what a pathetic excuse for a human. I would not be surprised if we get a follow-up story about him offing himself soon.
 
2013-03-25 04:05:29 PM
King Heeb just made my band name list
 
2013-03-25 04:05:50 PM
Oh, look: A fat, crying, racist authoritarian. In other words, a Republican.

/subspecies: Teabagger.
//14GOP88
 
2013-03-25 04:05:57 PM

Rreal: Heeb?  seriously, Heeb?    I'm not just imagining this, right?

That's a slur so out of date I bet this guy expects tob e called a "honky"


I hear that he also called Bloomberg a "sheeny".
 
2013-03-25 04:06:43 PM
KING Heeb?

Who did Bloomberg have to blow to get elected KING?
 
2013-03-25 04:06:51 PM
The FDNY and Twitter have been having a bad week together.
 
2013-03-25 04:06:55 PM
Suck it, fatboy.

First the commissioner's kid and now this. I guess, as some Farkers have menitoned, there really is a use for Twitter.
 
2013-03-25 04:07:20 PM
Is that an actual crime?

And for Gods sake, will someone shoop "welcome to FARK" onto that pic?
 
2013-03-25 04:07:21 PM
Needs a 'welcome to fark' caption.
 
2013-03-25 04:07:36 PM
Is this the Head Fire guys kid or a different asshole ?
 
2013-03-25 04:08:22 PM
He also said, 'I'm really a dirty pervert. I see a girl with tight pants on and my eyes immediately focus on her crotch to look for camel toe.'

Guilty
 
2013-03-25 04:08:24 PM
I liked 120 Minutes too, Matt, and you were a great host and all, but geez, it's been over a decade!  Let it go!
 
2013-03-25 04:08:27 PM
How in the fark did that guy make Lieutenant?
 
2013-03-25 04:08:40 PM

THX 1138: Rreal: Heeb?  seriously, Heeb?    I'm not just imagining this, right?

That's a slur so out of date I bet this guy expects tob e called a "honky"

I hear that he also called Bloomberg a "sheeny".


Surprised he didn't break out "John Chinaman"
 
2013-03-25 04:09:12 PM
i.mol.im

"I KNOW the Jews did this!"
 
2013-03-25 04:09:40 PM

cubic_spleen: Oh, look: A fat, crying, racist authoritarian. In other words, a Republican.

/subspecies: Teabagger.
//14GOP88


Want to know how I know you are a dick?
 
2013-03-25 04:10:19 PM
He repeatedly posted photos of naked, obese women

I'll have to see pictures, but this could be the real crime....
 
2013-03-25 04:10:24 PM
Don't let me down hymietown...
 
2013-03-25 04:10:29 PM

Rreal: Heeb?  seriously, Heeb?    I'm not just imagining this, right?

That's a slur so out of date I bet this guy expects tob e called a "honky"


The classics never go out of style

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-25 04:10:32 PM

LeroyBourne: Needs a 'welcome to fark' caption.


Damn, one second, guys.
 
2013-03-25 04:10:58 PM

Dr.Zom: THX 1138: Rreal: Heeb?  seriously, Heeb?    I'm not just imagining this, right?

That's a slur so out of date I bet this guy expects tob e called a "honky"

I hear that he also called Bloomberg a "sheeny".

Surprised he didn't break out "John Chinaman"


All I can think of is the scene in Grand Torino when Eastwood calls the kid a "spade", and there is this wonderful half second where the kid can't quite figure out whether he should be offended or not because he has never heard the phrase.
 
2013-03-25 04:11:32 PM

fireclown: Is that an actual crime?

And for Gods sake, will someone shoop "welcome to FARK" onto that pic?


LeroyBourne: Needs a 'welcome to fark' caption.


Holy cow that was close!
 
2013-03-25 04:11:54 PM
www.ahajokes.com
 
2013-03-25 04:11:57 PM
www.nypost.com
 
2013-03-25 04:12:49 PM

cubic_spleen: Oh, look: A fat, crying, racist authoritarian. In other words, a Republican.

/subspecies: Teabagger.
//14GOP88


Oh please, this guy's union dues are fully paid up.
 
2013-03-25 04:13:20 PM
He tried to explain his posts to the Post, saying between sobs that he 'didn't hate anyone.'
'I've seen strangers shot and killed. I've seen families torn apart by violence. It's a damn shame that gang members ruin it for hardworking, struggling people,' he said.


Oh, well, in that case, keep on tweeting hateful, racist crap then. Sorry to bother you.
 
2013-03-25 04:13:39 PM

fireclown: Dr.Zom: THX 1138: Rreal: Heeb?  seriously, Heeb?    I'm not just imagining this, right?

That's a slur so out of date I bet this guy expects tob e called a "honky"

I hear that he also called Bloomberg a "sheeny".

Surprised he didn't break out "John Chinaman"

All I can think of is the scene in Grand Torino when Eastwood calls the kid a "spade", and there is this wonderful half second where the kid can't quite figure out whether he should be offended or not because he has never heard the phrase.


Same when he says, "what are you spooks doing?"  I think I was the only one who laughed.  And then I explained to my wife that no, he wasn't accusing them of working for the CIA.
 
2013-03-25 04:13:48 PM
How much did this guy love his extra large cold beverages? Some people just can't handle change.
 
2013-03-25 04:14:04 PM

catusr: The union will help you get your job back, don't worry little guy.


Yeah, I doubt you need to worry about it being your last day...
 
2013-03-25 04:14:09 PM
Bad Lieutenant. Bad, bad, Lieutenant.
 
2013-03-25 04:14:45 PM

Old_Chief_Scott: cubic_spleen: Oh, look: A fat, crying, racist authoritarian. In other words, a Republican.

/subspecies: Teabagger.
//14GOP88

Oh please, this guy's union dues are fully paid up.


That does not necessarily mean much. Look at Wisconsin. A whole of Union people, for some damn dumb reason, voted for Scooter and his band of morons.
 
2013-03-25 04:14:48 PM

"He also tweeted that his most prized possession is Nazi gold pin with a German U-Boat and a swastika."



OK to be fair I know several Jewish people (WW2 collectors) that would also say that it is a prized possession due to its historical significance and Rarity, not to many of the sailors who received them made it through the war.

His childish 1950 name calling; now that they would not be down with

This was the badge for the U boat crew they can run up to 3,000.00 depending on condition

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2013-03-25 04:15:20 PM
content7.flixster.com

 I   am ... in a world... of shiat.
 
2013-03-25 04:15:47 PM
D) Lemmy
 
2013-03-25 04:16:42 PM

cubic_spleen: Oh, look: A fat, crying, racist authoritarian. In other words, a Republican.

/subspecies: Teabagger.
//14GOP88


He's an anti-Semitic union employee in New York.  Sure sounds like a Republican.

Why does it even matter what political party he's from?  Seriously, do you honestly feel validated every time someone who disagrees with you on the role of government does something stupid?  Do you keep a giant scorecard at home?  If this guy's a Democrat, does it mean that small government is the answer?

I swear to God, people who treat politics like it's your religion are almost as scary as fundies.  And certainly just as stupid.
 
2013-03-25 04:16:50 PM
cdn.mos.totalfilm.com
Also seen crying nearby.
 
2013-03-25 04:17:30 PM
I think he left an 'l' out of his nametag.
 
2013-03-25 04:17:30 PM
This guy is going to get featured on a Glenn Beck segment.  They can get all weepy together about how difficult the presence of non-white races makes their lives.

/off yerself, jackass
//do something useful for once
 
2013-03-25 04:17:40 PM
His argument is invalid...

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2013-03-25 04:18:05 PM

CaptSS: cubic_spleen: Oh, look: A fat, crying, racist authoritarian. In other words, a Republican.

/subspecies: Teabagger.
//14GOP88

Want to know how I know you are a dick?


He's on FARK ?

That was my first hint...
 
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