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(Aint-It-Cool-News)   First pic of Porn star Kimberly Kane as Wonder Woman makes everyone ask why the hell a porn studio gets the look of Wonder Woman and the costume right yet no one in Hollywood can seem to do it?   (aintitcool.com) divider line 181
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2013-03-25 01:00:37 PM  
She uh...fits the bill.
 
2013-03-25 01:05:13 PM  
It doesn't hurt that most comic book women are drawn to look like pornstars.
 
2013-03-25 01:06:41 PM  
Whoa. O.O
 
2013-03-25 01:08:27 PM  
I'd let her lasso me any day...as long as she doesn't ask me questions while doing it.

James!: It doesn't hurt that most comic book women are drawn to look like pornstars.


Isn't there a comic book hack/artist that literally traced pornstar poses for some of the female heroes? I know he also traced a lot of other comic books/movie scenes.
 
2013-03-25 01:10:37 PM  

James!: It doesn't hurt that most comic book women are drawn to look like pornstars.


Also the "creative spin" that a porn parody puts on a piece of pop culture is the fact that there's farking going on, so the people making it don't feel the need to use the entire work as their creative canvas.
 
2013-03-25 01:13:41 PM  

exick: James!: It doesn't hurt that most comic book women are drawn to look like pornstars.

Also the "creative spin" that a porn parody puts on a piece of pop culture is the fact that there's farking going on, so the people making it don't feel the need to use the entire work as their creative canvas.


They're not reinventing the wheel, they're just farking on it.
 
2013-03-25 01:33:01 PM  
she looks more plastic than normal.
 
2013-03-25 01:45:25 PM  

ManateeGag: she looks more plastic than normal.


So like any studio release still?
 
2013-03-25 02:04:05 PM  
Maybe because showing labia in non-porn movies isn't acceptable?
 
2013-03-25 02:07:37 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I'd let her lasso me any day...as long as she doesn't ask me questions while doing it.

James!: It doesn't hurt that most comic book women are drawn to look like pornstars.

Isn't there a comic book hack/artist that literally traced pornstar poses for some of the female heroes? I know he also traced a lot of other comic books/movie scenes.


Yeah, you're thinking of Greg Land.  He's quite notorious.  Horrifyingly, he's also quite successful.

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2013-03-25 02:16:47 PM  
WONDER WOMAN XXX: AN AXEL BRAUN PARODY

Why can't I find this on Netflix? Why god why???
 
2013-03-25 02:34:32 PM  
i1019.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-25 02:36:33 PM  
Still no Hawkman movie?
 
2013-03-25 03:03:24 PM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Still no Hawkman movie?


Adventures of Mike Hawkman?
 
2013-03-25 03:22:52 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

The Scarlet Witch, Spider-Woman and Thor look surprisingly decent (although Thor's helmet doesn't seem to fit)

/Yes, that is Chyna as She-Hulk.
 
2013-03-25 03:30:57 PM  
Kimberly Kane is also one of Zak ("I hit it with my Axe") Sabbath's Dungeons and Dragons regulars. She's pretty nerdy even without the outfit.
 
2013-03-25 03:32:22 PM  

Sgt Otter: Yes, that is Chyna as She-Hulk.


CLIT SMASH!
 
2013-03-25 03:34:26 PM  
granted, she doesn't look like a bimbo as the title porn star implies
 
2013-03-25 03:36:30 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Sgt Otter: Yes, that is Chyna as She-Hulk.

CLIT CLENIS SMASH!


FTFY
 
2013-03-25 03:37:50 PM  

likefunbutnot: Kimberly Kane is also one of Zak ("I hit it with my Axe") Sabbath's Dungeons and Dragons regulars. She's pretty nerdy even without the outfit.


And the boyfriend of Mandy Morbid, who swings from hot to annoying and back faster than a pendulum.
 
2013-03-25 03:41:23 PM  
I'm gonna need some more pictures...for the archives.
 
2013-03-25 03:43:08 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-25 03:43:52 PM  

Sgt Otter: /Yes, that is Chyna as She-Hulk.


She looks like Andrew Dice Clay in a wig on that poster.
 
2013-03-25 03:44:48 PM  
A picture of a porno actress wearing a Wonder Woman costume, and the comments section on the site devolves into a grammar/spelling nazi exchange in the first three comments.

Those guys are more hardcore than we are here at FARK.

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It DOES look pretty good.
 
2013-03-25 03:46:43 PM  
what? no "like a fist on an angry god" stitch?
I am disappoint
 
2013-03-25 03:46:49 PM  

The Billdozer: likefunbutnot: Kimberly Kane is also one of Zak ("I hit it with my Axe") Sabbath's Dungeons and Dragons regulars. She's pretty nerdy even without the outfit.

And the boyfriend of Mandy Morbid, who swings from hot to annoying and back faster than a pendulum.


And Stoya's in his group from time to time as well.

And on top of that, from following his blog, he's got a good DM head on his shoulders and a lot of good ideas in rules and story.

Which is extra irritating, because I'm playing with the same fat old guys I've been playing DND with since we were slightly less fat young guys, rather than pornstars.

And my blog sucks.
 
2013-03-25 03:47:11 PM  
*sigh* What, so you're telling me that a porn star is donning a rubber bikini or *clicks link*

I'm downright OK with this.
 
2013-03-25 03:47:53 PM  

elleeffe: what? no "like a fist HAMMER on an angry god" stitch?
I am disappoint


FTFM
 
2013-03-25 03:48:43 PM  
hey, finally, a movie where the larait will be put to its intended use!

/pls don't hold back on the bondage...
 
2013-03-25 03:50:19 PM  
Her special weapon is a lasso that makes you tell the truth. What's up with that? She wraps you up and you're all "Damn, you've got some big breasts?"
 
2013-03-25 03:51:20 PM  

elleeffe: what? no "like a fist on an angry god" stitch?
I am disappoint


l.wigflip.com
 
2013-03-25 03:54:01 PM  

scottydoesntknow: elleeffe: what? no "like a fist on an angry god" stitch?
I am disappoint

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-1 internets.

No combining Marvel and DC
 
2013-03-25 03:54:23 PM  
Not a bookmark.

/Loves me some Kimberly Kane.
 
2013-03-25 03:55:34 PM  
Ummm.  I think if we put this costume.....

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On this actress....

geekleagueofamerica.com

We may have a winnar.
 
2013-03-25 03:59:18 PM  
Please tell me Kimberly isn't one of those pron stars that makes the Peter Griffin skinned knee noises. I don't like watching girls growl while they f*ck.

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2013-03-25 03:59:45 PM  

elleeffe: what? no "like a fist on an angry god" stitch?
I am disappoint


Maybe it is the porn thing? Not sure there are a lot of folks who want to tongue punch a hole that has had 3 dicks in it at once.
 
2013-03-25 03:59:50 PM  

Captain Steroid: Whoa. O.O


THIS!

/WHOA!
//Hey DC, you farking idiots!
///Pr0n does it better!
 
2013-03-25 04:00:12 PM  

browneye: Ummm.  I think if we put this costume.....

On this actress....

We may have a winnar.


...or both actresses together with neither costume... in a shower... that would be okay too.

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2013-03-25 04:02:52 PM  

HighOnCraic: Her special weapon is a lasso that makes you tell the truth. What's up with that? She wraps you up and you're all "Damn, you've got some big breasts?"


From the animated movie:

Hippolyta: Here the true nature of men is laid bare. What other depraved thoughts must you be thinking?
Col. Steve Trevor: God, your daughter's got a nice rack
 
2013-03-25 04:02:59 PM  

LonMead: A picture of a porno actress wearing a Wonder Woman costume, and the comments section on the site devolves into a grammar/spelling nazi exchange in the first three comments.

Those guys are more hardcore than we are here at FARK.

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It DOES look pretty good.


Sigh...and these costume guys/gals can't get any work in Hollyweird because "ERMAGERD THEY DO PR0N!"

/Another reason why Hollywood needs to be nuked from orbit
 
2013-03-25 04:03:50 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

Oh, hai!
 
2013-03-25 04:03:57 PM  
Sadly, the whole film is just her flying around a crying Aquaman.
 
2013-03-25 04:04:03 PM  
www.fancydresscode.co.uk
 
2013-03-25 04:06:28 PM  
To comment on the actual headline:

The costume would need a little more coverage on the bottom, but yes it looks very good, appears to be big-screen quality, and  is faithful to the original stylings of the comic book art.

That said, what works in a comic book context may not look good or be appropriate when translated to live action. Comic superheroes are essentially drawn as nudes and colored with the appearance of spandex body gloves. Be glad we didn't have to spend three movies looking at Magneto's junk. T&A should not be served up to distract from the lack of a compelling story, it should be available separately in a distilled form when people are interested.
 
2013-03-25 04:07:16 PM  
How sad that the pr0n version costume looks like it should be the "real" movie one, and vice-versa.

Sadder still that for as good as it looks, she's not even going to be wearing it for very long.
 
2013-03-25 04:08:52 PM  

LonMead: Those guys are more hardcore than we are here at FARK.


OH don't mess with the pron commentors.
those people are like elephants.
They never forget.
And they nevar forgive.

Per capita, I bet more of them are women than there are female farkers.
 
2013-03-25 04:12:58 PM  

browneye: Ummm.  I think if we put this costume.....

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On this actress....

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We may have a winnar.


Pretty much that.  IIRC on the Dark Knight XXX parody they had a still shot invovling Catwoman and I was like "WHOA!"  They nailed (no pun intended) the costume.  Another still shot featured Constantine and Zatanna and both were pretty good as well (though I hate the bustier-only with a choker bow-tie look of Z's costume).
 
2013-03-25 04:13:14 PM  
Does porn really need to be this elaborate?  And why should I care about a costume?  I'll end up only watching 5 mins of it anyway.
 
2013-03-25 04:15:23 PM  
Answer: because Hollywood r-tards seem to think that they know better and are far more cool than some comic book artist.
 
2013-03-25 04:15:54 PM  
i prefer the sliver highlights

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