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(Slate)   New app will tell you when you're stressed before you're stressed   (slate.com) divider line 23
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2013-03-25 03:30:47 PM
Wouldn't the fact that you're reading "Hey you're about to become stressed" stress you out? My first question would be "shiat, what's about to make me stressed?!"

It's like a self-fulfilling prophecy.
 
2013-03-25 03:44:26 PM
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2013-03-25 04:13:46 PM
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2013-03-25 04:30:22 PM
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2013-03-25 04:32:19 PM
If I were a terrorist the first thing I would do is shut down the cellphone network in this country. Watching all the smartphone addicts losing their farking minds because they can't send 500 illiterate texts an hour about nothing, play stupid games, or download silly little applications that do everything for you but wipe your ass would be the greatest thing ever.
 
2013-03-25 04:36:34 PM
All these intrusive Obamacare health monitoring apps that can rat you out to the death panels are stressing me out
 
2013-03-25 05:17:22 PM
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-03-25 05:19:41 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: If I were a terrorist the first thing I would do is shut down the cellphone network in this country. Watching all the smartphone addicts losing their farking minds because they can't send 500 illiterate texts an hour about nothing, play stupid games, or download silly little applications that do everything for you but wipe your ass would be the greatest thing ever.


I have a portable cell-phone blocker I bought from England, I like to walk around the mall and shut down conversations. If I'm feeling especially mean I may follow someone around for an hour or two interupting all of their calls

/I'm not very nice
 
2013-03-25 05:27:55 PM
Did mood rings go out of business?
 
2013-03-25 05:31:09 PM

uncleacid: Did mood rings go out of business?


Not electronic/distracting enough. You can't send idiotic messages, play games, or kill other yourself or other people due to inattention with a mood ring.
 
2013-03-25 05:34:57 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: uncleacid: Did mood rings go out of business?

Not electronic/distracting enough. You can't send idiotic messages, play games, or kill other yourself or other people due to inattention with a mood ring.


You sound poor
 
2013-03-25 05:35:15 PM
An app to tell me I'm stressed?  No thanks.  I have a jpeg that does that now, and it's guaranteed to be more accurate than any app...
 
2013-03-25 05:35:30 PM

LovingTeacher: I have a portable cell-phone blocker I bought from England, I like to walk around the mall and shut down conversations. If I'm feeling especially mean I may follow someone around for an hour or two interrupting all of their calls


You're a horrible, horrible person, and you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Also, I have to know where you got that from. EIP.
 
2013-03-25 05:40:10 PM
No thanks, I already have the Fark mobile app.
 
2013-03-25 05:46:07 PM

LovingTeacher: Adolf Oliver Nipples: If I were a terrorist the first thing I would do is shut down the cellphone network in this country. Watching all the smartphone addicts losing their farking minds because they can't send 500 illiterate texts an hour about nothing, play stupid games, or download silly little applications that do everything for you but wipe your ass would be the greatest thing ever.

I have a portable cell-phone blocker I bought from England, I like to walk around the mall and shut down conversations. If I'm feeling especially mean I may follow someone around for an hour or two interupting all of their calls

/I'm not very nice


Not very nice, and also a criminal...
 
2013-03-25 05:52:22 PM
loveringreviews.com
 
2013-03-25 05:58:56 PM
So something will scream and flash red when I throw my phone against the wall?
 
2013-03-25 06:03:13 PM
Rich Cream

The first and last should be switched around.
 
2013-03-25 06:08:32 PM

LazarusLong42: LovingTeacher: Adolf Oliver Nipples: If I were a terrorist the first thing I would do is shut down the cellphone network in this country. Watching all the smartphone addicts losing their farking minds because they can't send 500 illiterate texts an hour about nothing, play stupid games, or download silly little applications that do everything for you but wipe your ass would be the greatest thing ever.

I have a portable cell-phone blocker I bought from England, I like to walk around the mall and shut down conversations. If I'm feeling especially mean I may follow someone around for an hour or two interupting all of their calls

/I'm not very nice

Not very nice, and also a criminal...


Bah.. ALL of the best entertainment is
 
2013-03-25 07:08:19 PM
I don't need an app to know if I'm stressed out. Am I awake? If yes, then I'm stressed out. What I need is an app that obliterates all the things which are causing me stress. Now THAT I'd pay for.
 
2013-03-25 07:20:31 PM
You know when you skim an article and your brain sort of pieces words together incorrectly?

Yeah, well I thought the researcher's name was Dick Tossen.
 
2013-03-26 12:56:35 AM
insurance companies will require this soon.
 
2013-03-26 06:22:41 AM

MBooda: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x333]


First thing I thought of too.
 
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