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(Daily Mail)   Unable to wait until Caturday Zuul is found hiding in the wall moments before the wrecking ball destroyed his home that a plane crashed into 6 days ago   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 81
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2013-03-25 12:24:55 PM
If someone asks if you are a god, you say, "yes!"
 
2013-03-25 12:31:10 PM
Nimble little minx isn't she?
 
2013-03-25 12:31:18 PM
THERE IS NO ZUUL, ONLY CEILING CAT.
 
2013-03-25 12:31:42 PM
There is no Davis, only Zuul.
 
2013-03-25 12:32:03 PM
memeblender.com
 
2013-03-25 12:32:25 PM
Are you the Keymaster?
 
2013-03-25 12:32:28 PM

ottosmom: If someone asks if you are a god, you say, "yes!"


Note: this is actually terrible advice.
 
2013-03-25 12:32:56 PM
www.american-buddha.com
 
2013-03-25 12:33:23 PM
It's not the cat subby.
It's the house.
 
2013-03-25 12:34:56 PM
Is this true?
 
2013-03-25 12:36:43 PM
Came for Ghostbusters memes

Leaving very happy.
 
2013-03-25 12:38:10 PM
Did you tell him about the Twinkie?
 
2013-03-25 12:39:03 PM
Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be demolished in the house of the Slorr that day, I can tell you!
 
2013-03-25 12:39:14 PM
I found stairs!

Where do they go?

.... They go up.

/smells like...barbecued cat hair...
 
2013-03-25 12:39:43 PM
Huh, I'd have thought he'd be hiding in the refrigerator.
 
2013-03-25 12:41:13 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Thank God the cat's okay.  This could have been a tragedy.
 
2013-03-25 12:41:29 PM
Probably drywall. No plaster for Zuul.
 
2013-03-25 12:42:19 PM
Zuul summoned Gozer the Destroyer, as foretold in the prophecy.
 
2013-03-25 12:45:00 PM

YodaBlues: Is this true?


Yes its true. This man has no dick.
 
2013-03-25 12:46:01 PM
Maybe now you'll never scratch a guy with a positron collider, huh?

/Walter Peck shut down the protection grid on the litter box
 
2013-03-25 12:47:11 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x400]

Thank God the cat's okay.  This could have been a tragedy.


Yeah, I guess it was all the cat's fault.
 
2013-03-25 12:47:24 PM
Meh - the totalfarkers crapflood the caturday threads every week anyway / no fun anymore / sadpanda.jpg
 
2013-03-25 12:47:29 PM
Long neck cat is watching you.
 
2013-03-25 12:47:40 PM
You know, that's a pretty good name for a cat.
 
2013-03-25 12:48:02 PM

Marcus Aurelius: [www.american-buddha.com image 550x251]


he so should have hit that when she was all demoned up. You think redheads are crazy in bed, wait till you get a possessed chick...crazy stuff.
 
2013-03-25 12:49:55 PM

Cold_Sassy: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x400]

Thank God the cat's okay.  This could have been a tragedy.

Yeah, I guess it was all the cat's fault.


Prove it wasn't.
 
2013-03-25 12:50:08 PM

Cold_Sassy: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x400]

Thank God the cat's okay.  This could have been a tragedy.

Yeah, I guess it was all the cat's fault.


What?
 
2013-03-25 12:51:02 PM
I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Happy Cat.
 
2013-03-25 12:51:33 PM

Queensowntalia: Huh, I'd have thought he'd be hiding in the refrigerator.


www.trade2win.com
 
2013-03-25 12:51:56 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x400]

Thank God the cat's okay.  This could have been a tragedy.


Free plane.
 
2013-03-25 12:52:30 PM

Sultan Of Herf: Marcus Aurelius: [www.american-buddha.com image 550x251]

he so should have hit that when she was all demoned up. You think redheads are crazy in bed, wait till you get a possessed chick...crazy stuff.


It's all fun and games until she turns into a large angry dog.
 
2013-03-25 12:53:05 PM
This thread has inspired me to see what Gozer looks like these days. I do not recommend it.
 
2013-03-25 12:53:41 PM
Just out of curiosity: was the actual story about the airplane hitting the house a Fark headline? One would think that would be just slightly more newsworthy than finding a cat in a house that's about to be demolished. Then again, this is the interwebz we're talking about...
 
2013-03-25 12:54:17 PM
I am just glad the cat is actually named Zuul.
 
2013-03-25 12:58:44 PM
Yes, have some.
 
2013-03-25 12:59:28 PM
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-03-25 01:02:20 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Cold_Sassy: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x400]

Thank God the cat's okay.  This could have been a tragedy.

Yeah, I guess it was all the cat's fault.

What?


Hint: your post made about as much sense.
 
2013-03-25 01:04:17 PM
As typed by Ambitwistor & LeroyBourne: Gozer. Never heard of him/her/it. Since Leroy dis-recommends, reckon may never find out.
2 men who wrecked house killed in plane crash that did it, but as whoever else typed above, good thing cat Zuul's mostly OK.  Family'd be sad if she wasn't.
Capt. Sparkles could visit Farkives 6 days back to see if plane crash did make Fark.  Purrsonally don't recall.
 
2013-03-25 01:04:19 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x400]

Thank God the cat's okay.  This could have been a tragedy.


Go now, yes I think go. Yes, THE JOYFULNESS IS OVER.
 
2013-03-25 01:04:31 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
Never mind the cat, what about the twinkie?
 
2013-03-25 01:07:28 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Meh - the totalfarkers crapflood the caturday threads every week anyway / no fun anymore / sadpanda.jpg


This.
 
2013-03-25 01:08:50 PM

FARK rebel soldier: WhoopAssWayne: Meh - the totalfarkers crapflood the caturday threads every week anyway / no fun anymore / sadpanda.jpg

This.


If only there were some way you could post in the threads sooner....
 
2013-03-25 01:11:58 PM
cake walked away with the following quote

"Oh man I feel so funky"
 
2013-03-25 01:16:20 PM
Did Garp buy the house?
 
2013-03-25 01:17:46 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Cold_Sassy: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x400]

Thank God the cat's okay.  This could have been a tragedy.

Yeah, I guess it was all the cat's fault.

What?

Hint: your post made about as much sense.


Well, you see....it's a matter of perspective.  An airplane crashed into a house.  Both the plane and the house were destroyed.  Two people in the plane were injured.  But we're all happy that the cat's okay.  In fact, honest to goodness people where in the house when the plane crashed and they're okay too but were only mentioned in passing.  Do you see how that's all a bit skewed?

(It's amazing that there are people out there who couldn't make heads or tails of my post on their own and need this explained to them.)
 
2013-03-25 01:20:52 PM
Let's show this prehistoric biatch how we do things downtown.
 
2013-03-25 01:21:11 PM

Ned Stark: ottosmom: If someone asks if you are a god, you say, "yes!"

Note: this is actually terrible advice.


As a ghostbuster this is actually very good advice.
 
2013-03-25 01:22:05 PM

Queensowntalia: Huh, I'd have thought he'd be hiding in the refrigerator.


There are dogs in the refrigerator.
 
2013-03-25 01:23:58 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Sultan Of Herf: Marcus Aurelius: [www.american-buddha.com image 550x251]

he so should have hit that when she was all demoned up. You think redheads are crazy in bed, wait till you get a possessed chick...crazy stuff.

It's all fun and games until she turns into a large angry dog.


Then it's bestiality.
 
2013-03-25 01:25:26 PM

alice_600: Queensowntalia: Huh, I'd have thought he'd be hiding in the refrigerator.

There are dogs in the refrigerator.


And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese?

www.womansday.com
 
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