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(FilmDrunk)   The ShamWow Guy's movie set inside Lindsay Lohan's vagina earned $625 per theater. That is a real sentence   (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) divider line 14
    More: Followup, Lindsay Lohan, Shamwow, Adrien Brody, Michelle Rodriguez, theaters, Paul Giamatti, dual role, sketch comedy  
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2013-03-25 03:50:30 PM  
2 votes:
cdn.uproxx.com
2013-03-25 01:19:55 PM  
2 votes:
Brody deserves to be set adrift in an ocean of cockpunches just for the "Masters of Style" commercials alone.
2013-03-25 03:53:59 PM  
1 votes:
I think someone on Fark posted that this movie cost $170,000 to make.

FTA:  earning $172,000 in its first weekend of release


It may be garbage, but he's going to make a profit of it.
2013-03-25 03:22:47 PM  
1 votes:

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: "1:05 p.m. A man just let a mouse eat cheese off of his penis.
1:06 p.m. That same man just got his penis caught in a mousetrap."

That part has some potential.


i.qkme.me
2013-03-25 02:57:22 PM  
1 votes:
Just watched the trailer here and I am pretty impressed. Quite possibly a sleeper, with a huge box office and, dare I say, a nomination or two in the future?
2013-03-25 02:39:49 PM  
1 votes:
even rob schneider seemed embarrassed to promote this. saw him on sportsnation. he said "Lindsay wanted to romote this but she's under house arrest. I didnt know that was an option."
2013-03-25 02:18:56 PM  
1 votes:
From what I've heard, the reason the movie stinks so badly is because it actually WAS filmed in Lindsay Lohans vagina.

As such, the echo must have been hell on the sound man.
2013-03-25 02:07:42 PM  
1 votes:

barneyfifesbullet: They only released in to theaters so it would be eligible for Oscars. Otherwise, it would have went straight to DVD and streaming.

I look forward to seeing it now that the hoity toity crowd has whined about it.


This, ladies and gentlemen, is what I refer to as a "stupid tax".
2013-03-25 02:06:29 PM  
1 votes:
This thing made $625 per theater? I'm actually impressed. No seriously, that's about $614 more than I would have reasonably expected. Well done, Vince, you give hope to us all.
2013-03-25 01:54:33 PM  
1 votes:

nmemkha: acrostics


acoustics
2013-03-25 01:10:42 PM  
1 votes:
Like a prison sentence?
2013-03-25 01:04:19 PM  
1 votes:
I was told that I would love his nuts.
2013-03-25 01:03:35 PM  
1 votes:

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: "1:05 p.m. A man just let a mouse eat cheese off of his penis.
1:06 p.m. That same man just got his penis caught in a mousetrap."

That part has some potential.


...Dad?
2013-03-25 01:01:10 PM  
1 votes:
I would rather have had a factual re-telling of how Vince Offer got his ass handed to him by a hooker.

Probably would be FAR more entertaining.
 
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