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(BBC)   No matter how much you like the drama 'Game of Thrones', please don't try to eat the actors   (bbc.co.uk ) divider line
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12013 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Mar 2013 at 1:20 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-25 12:35:31 PM  
5 votes:
i2.listal.com

I'm not making any promises.
2013-03-25 03:05:51 PM  
4 votes:

Flab: Ned Stark: kermit_the_frog: Ned Stark: *waggles eyebrows*

Be quiet -- you're dead.

Who isn't?

NO SPOILERS.


I hope everyone who comes into a Game of Thrones thread whining about spoilers gets brutally murdered at a wedding hosted by someone who had previously professed to be their ally against the Lannisters.
2013-03-25 02:38:42 PM  
3 votes:

Ned Stark: *waggles eyebrows*


Be quiet -- you're dead.
2013-03-25 01:32:31 PM  
3 votes:
give me doughnuts:

At least this one can defend herself from ear biters.

[www.valyriansteel.com image 600x694]



Stick her with the pointy end?

/way too soon
2013-03-25 02:48:57 PM  
2 votes:
Why is the floor around the Stark family throne all spotted white?

Winter is coming ...
2013-03-25 01:47:11 PM  
2 votes:
Alright we've run out of Game of Thrones, we'll have to eat the Treks to survive
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mm cellular peptides
2013-03-25 05:43:20 PM  
1 vote:
I would pretty much eat out any of the females on that show.
2013-03-25 04:00:10 PM  
1 vote:

Virtual Pariah: iheartscotch: Flab: iheartscotch: He's the one character that; I think; is most honest about who and what he is.

Is father is pretty straightfoward about it too.

(Also, i was kidding about the no spoilers, thing.  There's always someone complaining about spoilers in any thread about anything that happened in the last 20 years)

I 'd say that Tywin; while being straightforward about who and what he is; isn't as compelling as Tyrion. Tyrion, literally, got the short end of the stick; yet, as the story progresses, he hasn't become needlessly cruel or vicious. Not to say that he does not do whatever is required to win; there's a nobility to Tyrion's character that Tywin, Cersi, Jamie and all the rest of the Lannisters lack.

/ but, that's my opinion

If any of the Lannisters could be considered king material it would be Tyrion.
Tywin, Cersi and Joffrey believe in rule by fear.
Jamie at the moment in the show is too quick to have faith in his own arm. He's not all that political.

Tyrion seems to understand how to balance the perks of being royalty with the responsibility inherent to the position.


I think you're a bit harsh on Tywin. Tywin clearly recognizes the value of fear, but he did a great job of ruling the Kingdoms when he was Aerys' hand. I think the line was "the smallfolk cheered twice as hard for Tywin as the king" or something to that effect.

Later on I think Jamie would make a passable king, but I think he'd have a lot of use for a strong...Hand
2013-03-25 03:35:30 PM  
1 vote:

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: I hope everybody who comes into a GOT thread thinking that anybody watching (or posting about) the TV series should have already read the books will EABOD and FO.


You're right. The books are completely unrelated in any way, shape or form to the television series, and should never be discussed at all in any context in stories concerning it. Because if Fark is anything, it's a place to respect the feelings of the illiterate. Thanks for straightening us out on that.
2013-03-25 03:35:22 PM  
1 vote:

Ned Stark: Flab: Ned Stark: kermit_the_frog: Ned Stark: *waggles eyebrows*

Be quiet -- you're dead.

Who isn't?

NO SPOILERS.

Everything pre-affc is over a decade old broham. Spoiler window is long past.

Also "people die in these books" ain't a spoiler.


There's a book?
2013-03-25 03:16:45 PM  
1 vote:

Cagey B: iheartscotch: Maybe shot in the gut with a crossbow; by their own son?

Or even pushed out their own Moon Door.


Catapulted over the city's walls; with antlers attached to their heads.

Or

Burned alive by a lady that likes to dress all in red.

Or

Killed by a shadow.
2013-03-25 03:15:04 PM  
1 vote:

Cagey B: iheartscotch: Maybe shot in the gut with a crossbow; by their own son?

Or even pushed out their own Moon Door.


or stabbed by a beggar girl in a port city only to be pushed in the water and have your boots stolen?
2013-03-25 03:12:01 PM  
1 vote:

Cagey B: Flab: Ned Stark: kermit_the_frog: Ned Stark: *waggles eyebrows*

Be quiet -- you're dead.

Who isn't?

NO SPOILERS.

I hope everyone who comes into a Game of Thrones thread whining about spoilers gets brutally murdered at a wedding hosted by someone who had previously professed to be their ally against the Lannisters.


Maybe shot in the gut with a crossbow; by their own son?
2013-03-25 03:08:22 PM  
1 vote:

redmid17: Greatjon already had some fingers bitten off. Maybe Ramsay Bolton sent him a greeting at the Twins or something.


First his fingers get bitten off, now someone bites his ear.

What?  Is this dude chocolate flavored os something?
2013-03-25 02:42:57 PM  
1 vote:

kermit_the_frog: Ned Stark: *waggles eyebrows*

Be quiet -- you're dead.


Who isn't?
2013-03-25 02:34:04 PM  
1 vote:
*waggles eyebrows*
2013-03-25 02:22:12 PM  
1 vote:
Wolf892: You guys are forgetting "Dragon titties," and since you have, I'm not sharing her with anyone. I'll eat her all up myself.
Here you go ... both character and actress:
2013-03-25 01:57:20 PM  
1 vote:
Lend me your ear.

upload.wikimedia.org
2013-03-25 01:45:12 PM  
1 vote:
Your meat is bloody tough!
2013-03-25 01:41:22 PM  
1 vote:
How about they eat me?

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-25 01:35:42 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com

Unavailable for comment, as she was busy eating the other stars.
2013-03-25 01:29:12 PM  
1 vote:

OtherLittleGuy: Sybarite: [i2.listal.com image 600x450]

I'm not making any promises.

Therion: [img203.imageshack.us image 500x607]

It is known, Khaleesi.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img16.imageshack.us image 183x275]

I'll promise anything

Who's left?

[i2.squidoocdn.com image 590x397]

Well, at least she's ready and willing (PNSFW in context)


At least this one can defend herself from ear biters.

www.valyriansteel.com
2013-03-25 01:24:45 PM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: [i2.listal.com image 600x450]

I'm not making any promises.


You know nothing
2013-03-25 12:54:13 PM  
1 vote:
img203.imageshack.us

It is known, Khaleesi.
 
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