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(BBC)   No matter how much you like the drama 'Game of Thrones', please don't try to eat the actors   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 115
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2013-03-25 12:35:31 PM
i2.listal.com

I'm not making any promises.
 
2013-03-25 12:54:13 PM
img203.imageshack.us

It is known, Khaleesi.
 
2013-03-25 12:54:48 PM
That guy.
 
2013-03-25 12:56:42 PM
Well, to be fair, he did threaten to take his family size toiletry bag and 6 pounds of beef jerky home. But now he has no choice but to join up and swear fealty to the ear nibbler guy.
 
2013-03-25 01:00:42 PM
img16.imageshack.us

I'll promise anything
 
2013-03-25 01:18:00 PM

Sybarite: [i2.listal.com image 600x450]

I'm not making any promises.


Therion: [img203.imageshack.us image 500x607]

It is known, Khaleesi.


The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img16.imageshack.us image 183x275]

I'll promise anything


Who's left?

i2.squidoocdn.com

Well, at least she's ready and willing (PNSFW in context)
 
2013-03-25 01:24:29 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
/Approves
//Better not be obscure
 
2013-03-25 01:24:45 PM

Sybarite: [i2.listal.com image 600x450]

I'm not making any promises.


You know nothing
 
2013-03-25 01:27:55 PM
"Clive Mantle, who also stars in US drama Game of Thrones "

Stars?  Jon Umber has like 28 seconds of screen time.

Ygritte, check.  Daenarys, check.
 
2013-03-25 01:29:12 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Sybarite: [i2.listal.com image 600x450]

I'm not making any promises.

Therion: [img203.imageshack.us image 500x607]

It is known, Khaleesi.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img16.imageshack.us image 183x275]

I'll promise anything

Who's left?

[i2.squidoocdn.com image 590x397]

Well, at least she's ready and willing (PNSFW in context)


At least this one can defend herself from ear biters.

www.valyriansteel.com
 
2013-03-25 01:32:08 PM
Can it be the 31st now?
 
2013-03-25 01:32:18 PM
Can't say I remembe his GOT character, but this dude was LittleJohn on my Favortie Robin Hood series of all time

www.halligen.net

nothing is ever forgotten, nothing
 
2013-03-25 01:32:31 PM
give me doughnuts:

At least this one can defend herself from ear biters.

[www.valyriansteel.com image 600x694]



Stick her with the pointy end?

/way too soon
 
2013-03-25 01:32:42 PM
You can't hold a sword with your earlobe, so that's ok.
 
2013-03-25 01:33:27 PM
mod tells me this is NSFW
 
2013-03-25 01:35:42 PM
i.imgur.com

Unavailable for comment, as she was busy eating the other stars.
 
2013-03-25 01:35:46 PM

give me doughnuts: OtherLittleGuy: Sybarite: [i2.listal.com image 600x450]

I'm not making any promises.

Therion: [img203.imageshack.us image 500x607]

It is known, Khaleesi.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img16.imageshack.us image 183x275]

I'll promise anything

Who's left?

[i2.squidoocdn.com image 590x397]

Well, at least she's ready and willing (PNSFW in context)

At least this one can defend herself from ear biters.

[www.valyriansteel.com image 600x694]


She looks like she'd shatter several bones if I farted at her.
/shat
 
2013-03-25 01:37:20 PM
Greatjon already had some fingers bitten off. Maybe Ramsay Bolton sent him a greeting at the Twins or something.
 
2013-03-25 01:37:21 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Sybarite: [i2.listal.com image 600x450]

I'm not making any promises.


I have been told that, it may be true, allegedly, that the actress who played Shae was a porn starlet.   And that one may find her films out in the great abyss of the Internet.
 
2013-03-25 01:38:15 PM
as a person who routinely tells people to quiet down, I am getting no kicks.
 
2013-03-25 01:41:22 PM
How about they eat me?

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-25 01:45:06 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: give me doughnuts: OtherLittleGuy: Sybarite: [i2.listal.com image 600x450]

I'm not making any promises.

Therion: [img203.imageshack.us image 500x607]

It is known, Khaleesi.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img16.imageshack.us image 183x275]

I'll promise anything

Who's left?

[i2.squidoocdn.com image 590x397]

Well, at least she's ready and willing (PNSFW in context)

At least this one can defend herself from ear biters.

[www.valyriansteel.com image 600x694]

She looks like she'd shatter several bones if I farted at her.
/shat


Dude, she's like 11. Younger in the books.
 
2013-03-25 01:45:12 PM
Your meat is bloody tough!
 
2013-03-25 01:47:11 PM
Alright we've run out of Game of Thrones, we'll have to eat the Treks to survive
gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net
mm cellular peptides
 
2013-03-25 01:51:55 PM
Oh god, is it wrong that I'd choose death by snu-snu from Brienne of Tarth? She's like a beefier Tilda Swinton, which, I'm still at a loss as to why I like that.
 
2013-03-25 01:54:51 PM

big pig peaches: Dude, she's like 11. Younger in the books.


15.
 
2013-03-25 01:56:39 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img16.imageshack.us image 183x275]

I'll promise anything


Not to make you jealous...

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

/Ok, I hope this makes you a little jealous
 
2013-03-25 01:56:44 PM

FedExPope: Oh god, is it wrong that I'd choose death by snu-snu from Brienne of Tarth? She's like a beefier Tilda Swinton, which, I'm still at a loss as to why I like that.


yes just yes. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200
 
2013-03-25 01:57:20 PM
Lend me your ear.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-25 01:57:58 PM

GleeUnit: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img16.imageshack.us image 183x275]

I'll promise anything

Not to make you jealous...

[i.imgur.com image 640x480]
[i.imgur.com image 640x960]

/Ok, I hope this makes you a little jealous


I hate you and you should feel bad for not inviting me, even if I live in Chicago.
 
2013-03-25 02:09:45 PM
You guys are forgetting "Dragon titties," and since you have, I'm not sharing her with anyone. I'll eat her all up myself.
 
2013-03-25 02:14:48 PM

Wolf892: You guys are forgetting "Dragon titties," and since you have, I'm not sharing her with anyone. I'll eat her all up myself.


Dude, she's the second post of the thread.
 
2013-03-25 02:15:07 PM
Let me try that again...

fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-03-25 02:16:14 PM

Bob Falfa: Wolf892: You guys are forgetting "Dragon titties," and since you have, I'm not sharing her with anyone. I'll eat her all up myself.

Dude, she's the second post of the thread.


That's the actress who plays Dragon titties...doesn't count without the blonde hair.
 
2013-03-25 02:18:20 PM

Wolf892: Bob Falfa: Wolf892: You guys are forgetting "Dragon titties," and since you have, I'm not sharing her with anyone. I'll eat her all up myself.

Dude, she's the second post of the thread.

That's the actress who plays Dragon titties...doesn't count without the blonde hair.


Then that counts as "dragon-kiddie" since her character at that point is either 14 or 15.
 
2013-03-25 02:22:11 PM

Wolf892: Bob Falfa: Wolf892: You guys are forgetting "Dragon titties," and since you have, I'm not sharing her with anyone. I'll eat her all up myself.

Dude, she's the second post of the thread.

That's the actress who plays Dragon titties...doesn't count without the blonde hair.


She's much hotter as brunette though.
 
2013-03-25 02:22:12 PM
Wolf892: You guys are forgetting "Dragon titties," and since you have, I'm not sharing her with anyone. I'll eat her all up myself.
Here you go ... both character and actress:
 
2013-03-25 02:30:27 PM
I'd eat the guy who plays Jon Snow.
 
2013-03-25 02:32:27 PM

Farking Canuck: Wolf892: You guys are forgetting "Dragon titties," and since you have, I'm not sharing her with anyone. I'll eat her all up myself.
Here you go ... both character and actress:


Doh. That'll teach me not to preview.
 
2013-03-25 02:34:04 PM
*waggles eyebrows*
 
2013-03-25 02:38:42 PM

Ned Stark: *waggles eyebrows*


Be quiet -- you're dead.
 
2013-03-25 02:41:41 PM
What if they're served to me in a pie?
 
2013-03-25 02:42:57 PM

kermit_the_frog: Ned Stark: *waggles eyebrows*

Be quiet -- you're dead.


Who isn't?
 
2013-03-25 02:45:39 PM

give me doughnuts: Wolf892: Bob Falfa: Wolf892: You guys are forgetting "Dragon titties," and since you have, I'm not sharing her with anyone. I'll eat her all up myself.

Dude, she's the second post of the thread.

That's the actress who plays Dragon titties...doesn't count without the blonde hair.

Then that counts as "dragon-kiddie" since her character at that point is either 14 or 15.


Yah, pretty much everyone in the books is three to five years younger than their on-screen interpretations.  With the exception of Maester Pycelle, who I believe is written around the age of 729.
 
2013-03-25 02:47:46 PM

Magorn: Can't say I remembe his GOT character, but this dude was LittleJohn on my Favortie Robin Hood series of all time

[www.halligen.net image 148x232]

nothing is ever forgotten, nothing


HA!!
Just started re-watching it on Hulu this weekend.
For a 30 year-old show, it holds up well and is still a great "watch".
__________________________

i36.photobucket.com

/already legal in her home country...
 
2013-03-25 02:48:57 PM
Why is the floor around the Stark family throne all spotted white?

Winter is coming ...
 
2013-03-25 02:53:12 PM

Wolf892: Let me try that again...

[fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net image 635x375]


Nope... still something wrong with it...
 
2013-03-25 02:54:14 PM

Ned Stark: kermit_the_frog: Ned Stark: *waggles eyebrows*

Be quiet -- you're dead.

Who isn't?


NO SPOILERS.
 
2013-03-25 02:56:01 PM

Wolf892: Bob Falfa: Wolf892: You guys are forgetting "Dragon titties," and since you have, I'm not sharing her with anyone. I'll eat her all up myself.

Dude, she's the second post of the thread.

That's the actress who plays Dragon titties...doesn't count without the blonde hair.


No, it is not.  It is her concubine, in the second post.  Sheesh.  Get it straight.


OK OK, your dick is straight, now get the names right.  ;)
 
2013-03-25 02:57:21 PM
I was expecting it to be some fat bastard trying to eat Peter Dinkledge
 
2013-03-25 02:57:27 PM
Don't eat them?

images.wikia.com

Too late for this one. *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*
 
2013-03-25 02:57:54 PM
Tasty?

media.tumblr.com

Or

content6.flixster.com
 
2013-03-25 03:01:27 PM

Flab: Ned Stark: kermit_the_frog: Ned Stark: *waggles eyebrows*

Be quiet -- you're dead.

Who isn't?

NO SPOILERS.


Everything pre-affc is over a decade old broham. Spoiler window is long past.

Also "people die in these books" ain't a spoiler.
 
2013-03-25 03:02:43 PM

FedExPope: Oh god, is it wrong that I'd choose death by snu-snu from Brienne of Tarth? She's like a beefier Tilda Swinton, which, I'm still at a loss as to why I like that.


No. Not wrong at all. I love tall blondes, and she looks a lot different out of character.
 
2013-03-25 03:03:19 PM

Flab: Ned Stark: kermit_the_frog: Ned Stark: *waggles eyebrows*

Be quiet -- you're dead.

Who isn't?

NO SPOILERS.


Tyrion Lannister is a very bad little man. If I had to pick one character in GoT that was my favorite; I'd pick Tyrion. He's the one character that; I think; is most honest about who and what he is.
 
2013-03-25 03:05:51 PM

Flab: Ned Stark: kermit_the_frog: Ned Stark: *waggles eyebrows*

Be quiet -- you're dead.

Who isn't?

NO SPOILERS.


I hope everyone who comes into a Game of Thrones thread whining about spoilers gets brutally murdered at a wedding hosted by someone who had previously professed to be their ally against the Lannisters.
 
2013-03-25 03:06:05 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Magorn: Can't say I remembe his GOT character, but this dude was LittleJohn on my Favortie Robin Hood series of all time

[www.halligen.net image 148x232]

nothing is ever forgotten, nothing

HA!!
Just started re-watching it on Hulu this weekend.
For a 30 year-old show, it holds up well and is still a great "watch".
__________________________

[i36.photobucket.com image 682x1024]

/already legal in her home country...


It's on Hulu?!  I think, I think I love you for telling me that, I've hunted it for years to see if was as god as my teen-aged self insisted on telling me it was.

When it first aired, I used to go to cons with a guy who was a dead ringer for Jason Connery (and had made himself an exact replica of Connery's  Robin costume) he was a HUGE hit with the ladies of fandom.

/ which gave us, his friends, we figured, roughly the same benefits that a remora gets for hanging out with sharks,  but he never seemed to keep any of his "catch" for himself
//when he I ran into him as an artist GOH at a Worldcon a decade later and he "came out" to me, a whole lot of things from back then made MUCH more sense.
 
2013-03-25 03:06:21 PM
So the guy was in a TraveLodge when this happened?  Guess Game of Thrones isn't paying actors like royalty...
 
2013-03-25 03:08:22 PM

redmid17: Greatjon already had some fingers bitten off. Maybe Ramsay Bolton sent him a greeting at the Twins or something.


First his fingers get bitten off, now someone bites his ear.

What?  Is this dude chocolate flavored os something?
 
2013-03-25 03:12:01 PM

Cagey B: Flab: Ned Stark: kermit_the_frog: Ned Stark: *waggles eyebrows*

Be quiet -- you're dead.

Who isn't?

NO SPOILERS.

I hope everyone who comes into a Game of Thrones thread whining about spoilers gets brutally murdered at a wedding hosted by someone who had previously professed to be their ally against the Lannisters.


Maybe shot in the gut with a crossbow; by their own son?
 
2013-03-25 03:13:29 PM

iheartscotch: Maybe shot in the gut with a crossbow; by their own son?


Or even pushed out their own Moon Door.
 
2013-03-25 03:14:07 PM

wherewolf-therewolf: Tasty?

media.tumblr.com



I've got a brainfart going on. I remember which subplot, but I don't remember her character's name nor the actress.

I do remember that the actress cleans up REAL nice.
 
2013-03-25 03:15:04 PM

Cagey B: iheartscotch: Maybe shot in the gut with a crossbow; by their own son?

Or even pushed out their own Moon Door.


or stabbed by a beggar girl in a port city only to be pushed in the water and have your boots stolen?
 
2013-03-25 03:16:45 PM

Cagey B: iheartscotch: Maybe shot in the gut with a crossbow; by their own son?

Or even pushed out their own Moon Door.


Catapulted over the city's walls; with antlers attached to their heads.

Or

Burned alive by a lady that likes to dress all in red.

Or

Killed by a shadow.
 
2013-03-25 03:17:09 PM

OtherLittleGuy: wherewolf-therewolf: Tasty?

[media.tumblr.com image 389x347]

I've got a brainfart going on. I remember which subplot, but I don't remember her character's name nor the actress.

I do remember that the actress cleans up REAL nice.


Osha is her name (cant remember if it's the same in book and show).
 
2013-03-25 03:19:33 PM

iheartscotch: He's the one character that; I think; is most honest about who and what he is.


Is father is pretty straightfoward about it too.

(Also, i was kidding about the no spoilers, thing.  There's always someone complaining about spoilers in any thread about anything that happened in the last 20 years)
 
2013-03-25 03:20:22 PM

redmid17: OtherLittleGuy: wherewolf-therewolf: Tasty?

[media.tumblr.com image 389x347]

I've got a brainfart going on. I remember which subplot, but I don't remember her character's name nor the actress.

I do remember that the actress cleans up REAL nice.

Osha is her name (cant remember if it's the same in book and show).


It's the same. They changed Asha (Theon's sister) to Yara b/c they were afraid people would get the two mixed up.

Also, no mention of Frey pie?
 
2013-03-25 03:20:34 PM
Magorn: It's on Hulu?!  I think, I think I love you for telling me that, I've hunted it for years to see if was as god as my teen-aged self insisted on telling me it was.
Yes, sir! Link
The fx and fights are dated but the gritty approach and great story overcome all of that.


When it first aired, I used to go to cons with a guy who was a dead ringer for Jason Connery (and had made himself an exact replica of Connery's  Robin costume) he was a HUGE hit with the ladies of fandom.

/ which gave us, his friends, we figured, roughly the same benefits that a remora gets for hanging out with sharks,  but he never seemed to keep any of his "catch" for himself
//when he I ran into him as an artist GOH at a Worldcon a decade later and he "came out" to me, a whole lot of things from back then made MUCH more sense.


Now that's funny.
 
2013-03-25 03:20:54 PM

GleeUnit: /Ok, I hope this makes you a little jealous



My fury is that of a thousand suns.


Then I noticed the hover hand.... Now I mock you
 
2013-03-25 03:23:02 PM

Cagey B: Flab: Ned Stark: kermit_the_frog: Ned Stark: *waggles eyebrows*

Be quiet -- you're dead.

Who isn't?

NO SPOILERS.

I hope everyone who comes into a Game of Thrones thread whining about spoilers gets brutally murdered at a wedding hosted by someone who had previously professed to be their ally against the Lannisters.


I hope everybody who comes into a GOT thread thinking that anybody watching (or posting about) the TV series should have already read the books will EABOD  and FO.
 
2013-03-25 03:27:00 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: GleeUnit: /Ok, I hope this makes you a little jealous


My fury is that of a thousand suns.


Then I noticed the hover hand.... Now I mock you


It wasn't a true hoverhand... But you're right. I was disappointed in myself when I realized what I had done.
 
2013-03-25 03:29:03 PM
But this one is bite size:

images4.wikia.nocookie.net

/though for my part, I'd rather eat at Dany's
 
2013-03-25 03:29:37 PM

Flab: iheartscotch: He's the one character that; I think; is most honest about who and what he is.

Is father is pretty straightfoward about it too.

(Also, i was kidding about the no spoilers, thing.  There's always someone complaining about spoilers in any thread about anything that happened in the last 20 years)


I 'd say that Tywin; while being straightforward about who and what he is; isn't as compelling as Tyrion. Tyrion, literally, got the short end of the stick; yet, as the story progresses, he hasn't become needlessly cruel or vicious. Not to say that he does not do whatever is required to win; there's a nobility to Tyrion's character that Tywin, Cersi, Jamie and all the rest of the Lannisters lack.

/ but, that's my opinion
 
2013-03-25 03:33:48 PM

OtherLittleGuy: wherewolf-therewolf: Tasty?

[media.tumblr.com image 389x347]

I've got a brainfart going on. I remember which subplot, but I don't remember her character's name nor the actress.

I do remember that the actress cleans up REAL nice.


The actresses name is Natalia Tena .  In the scene in Season 2 where she gets naked that's when I yelled "Holy Shiat! It's Tonks!"

mmmm naked Tonks....
 
2013-03-25 03:34:31 PM

iheartscotch: Flab: iheartscotch: He's the one character that; I think; is most honest about who and what he is.

Is father is pretty straightfoward about it too.

(Also, i was kidding about the no spoilers, thing.  There's always someone complaining about spoilers in any thread about anything that happened in the last 20 years)

I 'd say that Tywin; while being straightforward about who and what he is; isn't as compelling as Tyrion. Tyrion, literally, got the short end of the stick; yet, as the story progresses, he hasn't become needlessly cruel or vicious. Not to say that he does not do whatever is required to win; there's a nobility to Tyrion's character that Tywin, Cersi, Jamie and all the rest of the Lannisters lack.

/ but, that's my opinion


Fully agreed.  I was just commenting on the straightforwardness (if that's a word).
 
2013-03-25 03:35:22 PM

Ned Stark: Flab: Ned Stark: kermit_the_frog: Ned Stark: *waggles eyebrows*

Be quiet -- you're dead.

Who isn't?

NO SPOILERS.

Everything pre-affc is over a decade old broham. Spoiler window is long past.

Also "people die in these books" ain't a spoiler.


There's a book?
 
2013-03-25 03:35:30 PM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: I hope everybody who comes into a GOT thread thinking that anybody watching (or posting about) the TV series should have already read the books will EABOD and FO.


You're right. The books are completely unrelated in any way, shape or form to the television series, and should never be discussed at all in any context in stories concerning it. Because if Fark is anything, it's a place to respect the feelings of the illiterate. Thanks for straightening us out on that.
 
2013-03-25 03:36:18 PM

wherewolf-therewolf: where she gets naked that's

when I yelled "Holy Shiat! It's Tonks!"

I know I'm behind on my HP movies, but I don't remember Tonks getting naked in the books...
 
2013-03-25 03:37:01 PM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Cagey B: Flab: Ned Stark: kermit_the_frog: Ned Stark: *waggles eyebrows*

Be quiet -- you're dead.

Who isn't?

NO SPOILERS.

I hope everyone who comes into a Game of Thrones thread whining about spoilers gets brutally murdered at a wedding hosted by someone who had previously professed to be their ally against the Lannisters.

I hope everybody who comes into a GOT thread thinking that anybody watching (or posting about) the TV series should have already read the books will EABOD  and FO.


How can you watch the TV show without knowing about the books? Also if you watch any tv show and go to an online discussion on it and demand "no spoilers"... get farked. It's like you've never been on the internet before.
 
2013-03-25 03:38:50 PM

iheartscotch: I 'd say that Tywin; while being straightforward about who and what he is; isn't as compelling as Tyrion. Tyrion, literally, got the short end of the stick; yet, as the story progresses, he hasn't become needlessly cruel or vicious. Not to say that he does not do whatever is required to win; there's a nobility to Tyrion's character that Tywin, Cersi, Jamie and all the rest of the Lannisters lack.

/ but, that's my opinion


He knows what it's like the clean the sewers.
 
2013-03-25 03:49:15 PM

iheartscotch: Flab: iheartscotch: He's the one character that; I think; is most honest about who and what he is.

Is father is pretty straightfoward about it too.

(Also, i was kidding about the no spoilers, thing.  There's always someone complaining about spoilers in any thread about anything that happened in the last 20 years)

I 'd say that Tywin; while being straightforward about who and what he is; isn't as compelling as Tyrion. Tyrion, literally, got the short end of the stick; yet, as the story progresses, he hasn't become needlessly cruel or vicious. Not to say that he does not do whatever is required to win; there's a nobility to Tyrion's character that Tywin, Cersi, Jamie and all the rest of the Lannisters lack.

/ but, that's my opinion


If any of the Lannisters could be considered king material it would be Tyrion.
Tywin, Cersi and Joffrey believe in rule by fear.
Jamie at the moment in the show is too quick to have faith in his own arm. He's not all that political.

Tyrion seems to understand how to balance the perks of being royalty with the responsibility inherent to the position.
 
2013-03-25 03:52:55 PM

wherewolf-therewolf: OtherLittleGuy: wherewolf-therewolf: Tasty?

[media.tumblr.com image 389x347]

I've got a brainfart going on. I remember which subplot, but I don't remember her character's name nor the actress.

I do remember that the actress cleans up REAL nice.

The actresses name is Natalia Tena .  In the scene in Season 2 where she gets naked that's when I yelled "Holy Shiat! It's Tonks!"

mmmm naked Tonks....


I did a quick Google and found her, but forgot she got nekkid. Thanks!

/to the HBO GO site!
 
2013-03-25 03:53:35 PM

give me doughnuts: big pig peaches: Dude, she's like 11. Younger in the books.

15.


And it's going to get increasingly weird as the books cover much less than a year each, and the show already started so much older.

She was only nine at the start in the books.
 
2013-03-25 04:00:10 PM

Virtual Pariah: iheartscotch: Flab: iheartscotch: He's the one character that; I think; is most honest about who and what he is.

Is father is pretty straightfoward about it too.

(Also, i was kidding about the no spoilers, thing.  There's always someone complaining about spoilers in any thread about anything that happened in the last 20 years)

I 'd say that Tywin; while being straightforward about who and what he is; isn't as compelling as Tyrion. Tyrion, literally, got the short end of the stick; yet, as the story progresses, he hasn't become needlessly cruel or vicious. Not to say that he does not do whatever is required to win; there's a nobility to Tyrion's character that Tywin, Cersi, Jamie and all the rest of the Lannisters lack.

/ but, that's my opinion

If any of the Lannisters could be considered king material it would be Tyrion.
Tywin, Cersi and Joffrey believe in rule by fear.
Jamie at the moment in the show is too quick to have faith in his own arm. He's not all that political.

Tyrion seems to understand how to balance the perks of being royalty with the responsibility inherent to the position.


I think you're a bit harsh on Tywin. Tywin clearly recognizes the value of fear, but he did a great job of ruling the Kingdoms when he was Aerys' hand. I think the line was "the smallfolk cheered twice as hard for Tywin as the king" or something to that effect.

Later on I think Jamie would make a passable king, but I think he'd have a lot of use for a strong...Hand
 
2013-03-25 04:03:22 PM

Wolf892: Let me try that again...

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Aww, come on subby. Not even just one? They seem to like it.
 
2013-03-25 04:21:09 PM

Shadune: Your meat is bloody tough!


Dammit, beat me to it.
 
2013-03-25 04:26:16 PM

Skirl Hutsenreiter: give me doughnuts: big pig peaches: Dude, she's like 11. Younger in the books.

15.

And it's going to get increasingly weird as the books cover much less than a year each, and the show already started so much older.

She was only nine at the start in the books.


Well, she looks naturally skinny and is about five-foot nuthin', so barring a really huge growth spurt she'll be able to pull off playing much younger than she is.
 
2013-03-25 05:26:10 PM

redmid17: Later on I think Jamie would make a passable king, but I think he'd have a lot of use for a strong...Hand


booooo
 
2013-03-25 05:43:20 PM
I would pretty much eat out any of the females on that show.
 
2013-03-25 05:59:57 PM

redmid17: Later on I think Jamie would make a passable king, but I think he'd have a lot of use for a strong...Hand


sunglassshack.com
 
2013-03-25 06:02:44 PM

Ned Stark: kermit_the_frog: Ned Stark: *waggles eyebrows*

Be quiet -- you're dead.

Who isn't?


What is dead may never die!
 
2013-03-25 06:04:35 PM

Profedius: I would pretty much eat out any of the females on that show.


Woah, this thread took a dirty turn.
25.media.tumblr.com

/not a bookmark.
 
2013-03-25 06:08:25 PM

Cagey B: Flab: Ned Stark: kermit_the_frog: Ned Stark: *waggles eyebrows*

Be quiet -- you're dead.

Who isn't?

NO SPOILERS.

I hope everyone who comes into a Game of Thrones thread whining about spoilers gets brutally murdered at a wedding hosted by someone who had previously professed to be their ally against the Lannisters.


Well played.
 
2013-03-25 06:25:37 PM

Magorn: Can't say I remembe his GOT character, but this dude was LittleJohn on my Favortie Robin Hood series of all time

[www.halligen.net image 148x232]

nothing is ever forgotten, nothing


It's... "nothing's forgotten, nothing is ever forgotten"  Heh, and you call yourself a ROS fan
 
2013-03-25 06:26:34 PM

ashinmytomatoes: Ned Stark: kermit_the_frog: Ned Stark: *waggles eyebrows*

Be quiet -- you're dead.

Who isn't?

What is dead may never die!


but rises again harder and stronger!

/penis
 
2013-03-25 06:27:43 PM

ashinmytomatoes: Ned Stark: kermit_the_frog: Ned Stark: *waggles eyebrows*

Be quiet -- you're dead.

Who isn't?

What is dead may never die!


It was a good speech. didn't want to interrupt
 
2013-03-25 06:31:55 PM
Cagey B:
You're right. The books are completely unrelated in any way, shape or form to the television series, and should never be discussed at all in any context in stories concerning it. Because if Fark is anything, it's a place to respect the feelings of the illiterate. Thanks for straightening us out on that.

Crotchrocket Slim:
How can you watch the TV show without knowing about the books? Also if you watch any tv show and go to an online discussion on it and demand "no spoilers"... get farked. It's like you've never been on the internet before.

Thanks for proving my point.
 
2013-03-25 06:35:19 PM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Cagey B:
You're right. The books are completely unrelated in any way, shape or form to the television series, and should never be discussed at all in any context in stories concerning it. Because if Fark is anything, it's a place to respect the feelings of the illiterate. Thanks for straightening us out on that.

Crotchrocket Slim:
How can you watch the TV show without knowing about the books? Also if you watch any tv show and go to an online discussion on it and demand "no spoilers"... get farked. It's like you've never been on the internet before.

Thanks for proving my point.


The books have been out for years. You can get over it.
 
2013-03-25 06:56:56 PM
Is Lolys mentioned on the tv show?
 
2013-03-25 06:58:41 PM

Flab: Is Lolys mentioned on the tv show?


Not that I can recall. They'll have to introduce her or substitute her at some point though.
 
2013-03-25 06:59:41 PM
Woops. That was supposed to be a reply to Profedius.
 
2013-03-25 07:01:35 PM
Ok. Why can't I quote?

/it's probably Grumkins in my Blackberry.
 
2013-03-25 07:01:47 PM
Maybe I should have said "Don't touch my ears ..."

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-25 07:02:17 PM

Flab: Ok. Why can't I quote?

/it's probably Grumkins in my Blackberry.


Or the snarks

/just because i can and you can't
 
2013-03-25 07:47:52 PM
In series one, the dogs ate his fingers.

i4.mirror.co.uk
 
2013-03-25 08:15:13 PM

redmid17: ashinmytomatoes: Ned Stark: kermit_the_frog: Ned Stark: *waggles eyebrows*

Be quiet -- you're dead.

Who isn't?

What is dead may never die!

It was a good speech. didn't want to interrupt


Valar Morghulis! *Gets knocked out*
 
2013-03-25 09:16:48 PM

amindtat: Don't eat them?

[images.wikia.com image 540x720]

Too late for this one. *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*


Now with *NSFW* goodness.
 
2013-03-25 09:48:31 PM
I call dibs on Rory McCann!
 
2013-03-25 09:49:29 PM
Thread's missing a something or two.

clothesmonaut.files.wordpress.com

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-25 11:30:44 PM

redmid17: Flab: Is Lolys mentioned on the tv show?

Not that I can recall. They'll have to introduce her or substitute her at some point though.


They have a policy of not introducing people before they're important, and she did longer around in the background quite some time. I'm sure when she comes into play someone'll clue us in that she was caught in that riot.
 
2013-03-26 12:17:46 AM
While I haven't been a fan of George Rail Road Martin since Sand Kings (His finest work), there are several actresses in the HBO miniseries that I could not make that promise about.
 
2013-03-26 01:25:34 PM

TheGogmagog: Profedius: I would pretty much eat out any of the females on that show.

Woah, this thread took a dirty turn.
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x282]

/not a bookmark.


It is my lot in life. We must do what we must do.
 
2013-03-26 02:34:29 PM
Perhaps he confused Game of Thrones with The Walking Dead?
 
2013-03-26 02:57:09 PM

redmid17: Virtual Pariah: iheartscotch: Flab: iheartscotch: He's the one character that; I think; is most honest about who and what he is.

Is father is pretty straightfoward about it too.

(Also, i was kidding about the no spoilers, thing.  There's always someone complaining about spoilers in any thread about anything that happened in the last 20 years)

I 'd say that Tywin; while being straightforward about who and what he is; isn't as compelling as Tyrion. Tyrion, literally, got the short end of the stick; yet, as the story progresses, he hasn't become needlessly cruel or vicious. Not to say that he does not do whatever is required to win; there's a nobility to Tyrion's character that Tywin, Cersi, Jamie and all the rest of the Lannisters lack.

/ but, that's my opinion

If any of the Lannisters could be considered king material it would be Tyrion.
Tywin, Cersi and Joffrey believe in rule by fear.
Jamie at the moment in the show is too quick to have faith in his own arm. He's not all that political.

Tyrion seems to understand how to balance the perks of being royalty with the responsibility inherent to the position.

I think you're a bit harsh on Tywin. Tywin clearly recognizes the value of fear, but he did a great job of ruling the Kingdoms when he was Aerys' hand. I think the line was "the smallfolk cheered twice as hard for Tywin as the king" or something to that effect.

Later on I think Jamie would make a passable king, but I think he'd have a lot of use for a strong...Hand


True, but Aerys was unstable with a passion for wildfire. Compared to that, A stable leader would be cheered.
 
2013-03-26 03:32:25 PM

Virtual Pariah: redmid17: Virtual Pariah: iheartscotch: Flab: iheartscotch: He's the one character that; I think; is most honest about who and what he is.

Is father is pretty straightfoward about it too.

(Also, i was kidding about the no spoilers, thing.  There's always someone complaining about spoilers in any thread about anything that happened in the last 20 years)

I 'd say that Tywin; while being straightforward about who and what he is; isn't as compelling as Tyrion. Tyrion, literally, got the short end of the stick; yet, as the story progresses, he hasn't become needlessly cruel or vicious. Not to say that he does not do whatever is required to win; there's a nobility to Tyrion's character that Tywin, Cersi, Jamie and all the rest of the Lannisters lack.

/ but, that's my opinion

If any of the Lannisters could be considered king material it would be Tyrion.
Tywin, Cersi and Joffrey believe in rule by fear.
Jamie at the moment in the show is too quick to have faith in his own arm. He's not all that political.

Tyrion seems to understand how to balance the perks of being royalty with the responsibility inherent to the position.

I think you're a bit harsh on Tywin. Tywin clearly recognizes the value of fear, but he did a great job of ruling the Kingdoms when he was Aerys' hand. I think the line was "the smallfolk cheered twice as hard for Tywin as the king" or something to that effect.

Later on I think Jamie would make a passable king, but I think he'd have a lot of use for a strong...Hand

True, but Aerys was unstable with a passion for wildfire. Compared to that, A stable leader would be cheered.


Aerys wasn't truly mad until the Defiance at Duskendale. Not too long after Tywin quit being his hand because Aerys was paranoid about the Hand being so popular and named his son and heir to the Kingsguard, effectively robbing Tywin of his preferred heir.
 
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