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(NJ.com)   Man reminisces about Cheech and Chong's "Up in Smoke" while at traffic light to the amazement of the cop watching him   (nj.com) divider line 16
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2013-03-25 03:05:43 PM  
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DROxINxTHExWIND: neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.

I see someone who doesn't smoke sticky buds.

/They're good for the prevention of pot fingertips.

Sticky buds jam those thing up. Why would you destroy some sweet sweet sticky bud by smashing and tearing it. Stuff it whole into a bowl and love it.


you should break it up first to be certain there isnt a pod of seeds in the middle of that whole bud or stems.. it also burns more evenly when its not just a nugget in a bowl. am i right? and sometimes you cant tell the density of a bud and they fluff out after being broken up, so you get a smoother burn and it gives you an extra bowl to smoke.

\not that i would know
2013-03-25 02:46:17 PM  
2 votes:

SlothB77: scottydoesntknow: But when the driver let Grauerholz search the vehicle

why did she do that?


if she lets the cops search the vehicle without a warrant then she's cooperating and no charges are filed against her, since the cop didn't see her do anything wrong.
If she makes him get a warrant then there was a warrant for the search of her vehicle and drugs were found- the fact that the cop saw her friend smoking them means they both get charged.

Basically she let her friend pay for his dumb mistake rather than going down with him.
2013-03-25 02:35:57 PM  
2 votes:

neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.


They're good for separating out the keef.
2013-03-25 02:34:04 PM  
2 votes:

Aigoo: scottydoesntknow: But when the driver let Grauerholz search the vehicle

/bangsheadondesk

It doesn't matter what he saw, you idiot, you don't have to let him search the car.


Then they call K9 unit and get a for-sure hit. There was no escaping this.

neongoats: It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.


Spoken like someone who doesn't use one. I've got two, one only grinds it a little bit and catches the keef at the bottom. The other will grind it really fine for vaporizers. I use it because it makes it a lot easier to handle (like Dro said, no sticky fingers) and it guarantees and even burn throughout.
2013-03-25 02:32:54 PM  
2 votes:
If you must smoke in the car (hey, cigarette smikers get to do it) there is one very important rule of thumb.

Treat EVERY car like a police car. Every single car. I don't care if it has out of state plates, if its old, beat-up, brand new...I don't care if you can see the people inside of the car and they appear to be old lades on the way to Golden Corral. Never advertise. If he'd been following the rule he would not have been rolling before taking a quick look around to see where the traffic was. He would have spotted the officer making the turn and they would have gone about their business.
2013-03-25 02:27:37 PM  
2 votes:

neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.


I see someone who doesn't smoke sticky buds.

/They're good for the prevention of pot fingertips.
2013-03-25 04:43:56 PM  
1 votes:
I get high at NIGHT, when I get through with all my business.

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2013-03-25 04:02:04 PM  
1 votes:

Girion47: So a question about the vaporizers, if someone were to have terrible reactions to any kind of smoke inhalation, including hookah/shisha, would the vaporizer aggravate their lungs?


There is research that shows though a vaporizor it acts as a bronchodialator (it actually opens your airways).  My wife called BS until one of her medical journals published similar findings.  Shes an MD.

Just an fyi - if your weed is too 'sticky' it's not properly cured.
2013-03-25 03:00:30 PM  
1 votes:

neongoats: karmaceutical: neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.

I used to know a dude (kind of like Strawberry, I guess) who would take his whole sack and dump it in a little blender to grind up, stems seeds and all.  Gross.

I mean, I could almost live with stems, but weed with seeds in it? ewwww.


I know.  Harsh times.  The bet you could hope for back then was decent outdoor that the grower cared enough about to cure and pack gently.  High quality indoor was around, but who had that kind of money? The bricks of brown frown got you through the lean winters.  Things were tough all over...
2013-03-25 02:52:10 PM  
1 votes:

FARK rebel soldier: So is this what we're talking about? And why is this a "pollen grinder"? And why do they think I'm buying this when I ask where the coffee grinders are?
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Because one slang word for the THC crystals (or "keef" as most peopel call it) is pollen. It coats the buds, kinda like pollen does. So when you're grinding it up, the screen filters out the plant and the "pollen" collecting it at the bottom to top off anything you want with it.

/Had a buddy in college that used an electric coffee grinder
//It wasted sooooo much. I could scrape the sides and have 4 bowls worth
2013-03-25 02:47:17 PM  
1 votes:

neongoats: Girion47: So a question about the vaporizers, if someone were to have terrible reactions to any kind of smoke inhalation, including hookah/shisha, would the vaporizer aggravate their lungs?

If you want to risk it, try and know the source of your stuff. At the very least make sure it is good(preferably medical quality) stuff. People adulterate shiatty weed with all kinds of things, perfumes, hair spray, etc that can really cause you problems if you are sensitive to smoke or perfumes.


Have you ever actually had that happen to you? I'm honestly curious not calling you a liar or anything. I could see someone doing some dumb shiat whilst curing the weed but why would I spray it with hairspray or perfume? Don't most people who smoke know what pot smells/tastes like enough to pick out hairspray or perfume? If I was buying pot from someone and it smelled like hairspray I would probably not continue the transaction.
2013-03-25 02:36:51 PM  
1 votes:
Good thing they caught that dangerous criminal. He might have gone out and murdered a bag of funyuns or maybe some doritos.

Taxpayer money put to good use. Good job, officer.
2013-03-25 02:30:41 PM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: But when the driver let Grauerholz search the vehicle


/bangsheadondesk

It doesn't matter what he saw, you idiot, you don't have to let him search the car.
2013-03-25 02:30:38 PM  
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.

I see someone who doesn't smoke sticky buds.

/They're good for the prevention of pot fingertips.


Sticky buds jam those thing up. Why would you destroy some sweet sweet sticky bud by smashing and tearing it. Stuff it whole into a bowl and love it.
2013-03-25 02:09:24 PM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: But when the driver let Grauerholz search the vehicle


why did she do that?
2013-03-25 01:02:52 PM  
1 votes:
was sitting in the coffee shop
Just minding my own affair
When all of a sudden, this
Policeman caught me unaware

Said, is your name Pedro
I says, yeah, I guess so
Said, then come with me cause
You're the man we been looking for

I said, hey, man
I been framed
Hey, no, really, man
I was framed
 
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