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2013-03-25 02:46:41 PM  

scottydoesntknow: natmar_76: Good thing they caught that dangerous criminal. He might have gone out and murdered a bag of funyuns or maybe some doritos.

Taxpayer money put to good use. Good job, officer.

Ehhh although I don't believe that MJ impairs you to anywhere near a level that alcohol does, this is akin to popping open a beer and chugging with a cop car sitting next to you at a light. You're stupid and deserve to be punished. He's giving all the other responsible smokers a bad name.


Agreed. Be aware of your surroundings. Unagi.
 
2013-03-25 02:46:56 PM  

Girion47: So a question about the vaporizers, if someone were to have terrible reactions to any kind of smoke inhalation, including hookah/shisha, would the vaporizer aggravate their lungs?


A vaporizer is WAY easier on the lungs. But it depends on which part of the smoke you react to.

The vapor is not as hot, and it does not contain soot or smoke. But it does contain a warm vapor of chemicals so who knows.

I have asthma and when it is acting up I switch to the volcano and it is MUCH less irritating.
 
2013-03-25 02:47:17 PM  

neongoats: Girion47: So a question about the vaporizers, if someone were to have terrible reactions to any kind of smoke inhalation, including hookah/shisha, would the vaporizer aggravate their lungs?

If you want to risk it, try and know the source of your stuff. At the very least make sure it is good(preferably medical quality) stuff. People adulterate shiatty weed with all kinds of things, perfumes, hair spray, etc that can really cause you problems if you are sensitive to smoke or perfumes.


Have you ever actually had that happen to you? I'm honestly curious not calling you a liar or anything. I could see someone doing some dumb shiat whilst curing the weed but why would I spray it with hairspray or perfume? Don't most people who smoke know what pot smells/tastes like enough to pick out hairspray or perfume? If I was buying pot from someone and it smelled like hairspray I would probably not continue the transaction.
 
2013-03-25 02:47:40 PM  

scottydoesntknow: although I don't believe that MJ impairs you to anywhere near a level that alcohol does, this is akin to popping open a beer and chugging with a cop car sitting next to you at a light. You're stupid and deserve to be punished.


Yeah, I'm not sure where we should draw the line on "Driving while impaired" with weed, but this dude definitely fails some kind of IQ test.
 
2013-03-25 02:47:55 PM  

scottydoesntknow: natmar_76: Good thing they caught that dangerous criminal. He might have gone out and murdered a bag of funyuns or maybe some doritos.

Taxpayer money put to good use. Good job, officer.

Ehhh although I don't believe that MJ impairs you to anywhere near a level that alcohol does, this is akin to popping open a beer and chugging with a cop car sitting next to you at a light. You're stupid and deserve to be punished. He's giving all the other responsible smokers a bad name.


Actually it is equivalent to the passenger of your car cracking a beer and enjoying it while you drive. (still illegal though)

They didn't charge the driver of the vehicle which is nice I guess
 
2013-03-25 02:48:24 PM  

SlothB77: scottydoesntknow: But when the driver let Grauerholz search the vehicle

why did she do that?


Uncool Story Bro,

Back in the early 90's I was driving back to my parents in Indiana from Denver at Christmas time. I was stopped on the Illinois side of Quad cities for "speeding" doing 60 in a 55 zone. The only reason I was stopped because I had Colorado license plates I'm sure. The officer who reminded my of Louis Gossett did the "warning" for speeding speech then asked if I was carrying any "illegal drugs, weapons or alcohol". I told him "No" as i wasn't. Not happy with this answer he asked if he could "voluntarily" search my vehicle. I declined at which point he told me I was under arrest for suspicion of transporting illegal drugs. He put me in his car and proceeded to do a cursory search of the front of my vehicle. He came back and said he had found a pot seed and demanded to know where the drugs were. I knew he was lying and told him there weren't any. He never produced or showed said "pot seed". He called back up to bring a K9 unit to sweep my truck. Five vehicles showed with a dog to search my truck. They informed me the dog showed positive signs and to make it easy on myself to tell them where the drugs were hidden. There were none, I knew this so the proceeded to tear apart my luggage, wrapped Christmas presents and even the bedliner and body panels of my truck. They never found anything after 2 hours of searching. "Lou Gossett" came back to his car, obviously infuriated they found nothing, told me I had 30 minutes to pick up my stuff from the mud they had thrown it in on the side of the highway and to "be on my way".

So no, you don't have a choice even if you decline a search - They will no matter what
 
2013-03-25 02:48:28 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: CaptSacto: Uh... how fast are we going, man?

How's my driving?

I think we're parked, man.


i759.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-25 02:49:02 PM  

Let's see.  Where did this happen? Oh. Right...

i466.photobucket.com

 
2013-03-25 02:49:24 PM  

  encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

 
2013-03-25 02:51:58 PM  
vapestore.co.za
 
2013-03-25 02:52:10 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: So is this what we're talking about? And why is this a "pollen grinder"? And why do they think I'm buying this when I ask where the coffee grinders are?
[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x281]


Because one slang word for the THC crystals (or "keef" as most peopel call it) is pollen. It coats the buds, kinda like pollen does. So when you're grinding it up, the screen filters out the plant and the "pollen" collecting it at the bottom to top off anything you want with it.

/Had a buddy in college that used an electric coffee grinder
//It wasted sooooo much. I could scrape the sides and have 4 bowls worth
 
2013-03-25 02:53:24 PM  
I noticed a rise in mexiblock after the nafta debacle.

There used to be so much good schwag, what happened?

Heidi is too much for me, fark mexiblock.

Also pretty sure mexiblock is "Round-Up-ready."
 
2013-03-25 02:53:43 PM  

Communist_Manifesto: neongoats: Girion47: So a question about the vaporizers, if someone were to have terrible reactions to any kind of smoke inhalation, including hookah/shisha, would the vaporizer aggravate their lungs?

If you want to risk it, try and know the source of your stuff. At the very least make sure it is good(preferably medical quality) stuff. People adulterate shiatty weed with all kinds of things, perfumes, hair spray, etc that can really cause you problems if you are sensitive to smoke or perfumes.

Have you ever actually had that happen to you? I'm honestly curious not calling you a liar or anything. I could see someone doing some dumb shiat whilst curing the weed but why would I spray it with hairspray or perfume? Don't most people who smoke know what pot smells/tastes like enough to pick out hairspray or perfume? If I was buying pot from someone and it smelled like hairspray I would probably not continue the transaction.


A few times, as a new smoker. I didn't try pot till I was 30, so I was pretty naive. Most of the time it was getting it from a friend who was getting it from whoever was the lowest price, lol.

It's a few of the things they do to terrible middies.. microwave with orange or lemon peel to fluff up and make it smell good.. aqua net to make it feel sticky to the touch. Once found a couple steel bb's jammed into buds(weigh it down).

/only smoke from growers I personally know, now.
 
2013-03-25 02:54:20 PM  

neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.


Essentially accurate.  Anyone that says otherwise is probably in the latter category.
 
2013-03-25 02:54:29 PM  

MountainClimber: SlothB77: scottydoesntknow: But when the driver let Grauerholz search the vehicle

why did she do that?

Uncool Story Bro,

Back in the early 90's I was driving back to my parents in Indiana from Denver at Christmas time. I was stopped on the Illinois side of Quad cities for "speeding" doing 60 in a 55 zone. The only reason I was stopped because I had Colorado license plates I'm sure. The officer who reminded my of Louis Gossett did the "warning" for speeding speech then asked if I was carrying any "illegal drugs, weapons or alcohol". I told him "No" as i wasn't. Not happy with this answer he asked if he could "voluntarily" search my vehicle. I declined at which point he told me I was under arrest for suspicion of transporting illegal drugs. He put me in his car and proceeded to do a cursory search of the front of my vehicle. He came back and said he had found a pot seed and demanded to know where the drugs were. I knew he was lying and told him there weren't any. He never produced or showed said "pot seed". He called back up to bring a K9 unit to sweep my truck. Five vehicles showed with a dog to search my truck. They informed me the dog showed positive signs and to make it easy on myself to tell them where the drugs were hidden. There were none, I knew this so the proceeded to tear apart my luggage, wrapped Christmas presents and even the bedliner and body panels of my truck. They never found anything after 2 hours of searching. "Lou Gossett" came back to his car, obviously infuriated they found nothing, told me I had 30 minutes to pick up my stuff from the mud they had thrown it in on the side of the highway and to "be on my way".

So no, you don't have a choice even if you decline a search - They will no matter what


I've successfully declined a police search and had drugs in the car. He handed me a ticket for an unsafe lane change and asked if he could search the car and all I said was "I respectfully decline your search sir" and he told me I was free to go. Of course I'm assuming I caught the cop on a good day or something since even I'm still kinda shocked it worked, but people should at least try to decline their search.
 
2013-03-25 02:54:35 PM  

Communist_Manifesto: neongoats: Girion47: So a question about the vaporizers, if someone were to have terrible reactions to any kind of smoke inhalation, including hookah/shisha, would the vaporizer aggravate their lungs?

If you want to risk it, try and know the source of your stuff. At the very least make sure it is good(preferably medical quality) stuff. People adulterate shiatty weed with all kinds of things, perfumes, hair spray, etc that can really cause you problems if you are sensitive to smoke or perfumes.

Have you ever actually had that happen to you? I'm honestly curious not calling you a liar or anything. I could see someone doing some dumb shiat whilst curing the weed but why would I spray it with hairspray or perfume? Don't most people who smoke know what pot smells/tastes like enough to pick out hairspray or perfume? If I was buying pot from someone and it smelled like hairspray I would probably not continue the transaction.


People for years have claimed "laced" weed etc etc. This is mostly propaganda. Drug dealers don't tend to put more expensive drugs on pot. NOW having said that accepting something being passed around is a whole different ballgame.People have been known to smoke all sorts of things on top of pot.

Perfumy pot etc is a telltale sign that the product is starting to get moldy. It won't kill you but it means if you have a bunch of it you better get rid of it.
 
2013-03-25 02:54:50 PM  
I saw something like that once. I-20 headed West near Arlington, TX. Huge jam in the right lane. Traffic is going full speed except that lane. I finally get out of the lane and look at the delay and there's a car full of bros smoking out of the biggest bong I'd ever seen while driving about 15mph in the right lane.
 
2013-03-25 02:55:12 PM  
cops are scum
stoners are stupid
sky is blue
water is wet.
 
2013-03-25 02:55:54 PM  
i146.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-25 03:00:00 PM  

lantawa: Let's see.  Where did this happen? Oh. Right...

[i466.photobucket.com image 400x303]


This is SPARKIN
highroulette.com
 
2013-03-25 03:00:28 PM  

Treygreen13: I saw something like that once. I-20 headed West near Arlington, TX. Huge jam in the right lane. Traffic is going full speed except that lane. I finally get out of the lane and look at the delay and there's a car full of bros smoking out of the biggest bong I'd ever seen while driving about 15mph in the right lane.


So "tuesday rush hour" then?
 
2013-03-25 03:00:30 PM  

neongoats: karmaceutical: neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.

I used to know a dude (kind of like Strawberry, I guess) who would take his whole sack and dump it in a little blender to grind up, stems seeds and all.  Gross.

I mean, I could almost live with stems, but weed with seeds in it? ewwww.


I know.  Harsh times.  The bet you could hope for back then was decent outdoor that the grower cared enough about to cure and pack gently.  High quality indoor was around, but who had that kind of money? The bricks of brown frown got you through the lean winters.  Things were tough all over...
 
2013-03-25 03:00:50 PM  

scottydoesntknow: But when the driver let Grauerholz search the vehicle, he found one small plastic bag containing less than 50 grams of marijuana,
So they found between 1 gram and 1.8 OUNCES of pot...
Nice reporting there, Lou


I'm guessing 50 grams is the threshold between two levels of possession charges.
 
2013-03-25 03:01:02 PM  

kindms: Communist_Manifesto: neongoats: Girion47: So a question about the vaporizers, if someone were to have terrible reactions to any kind of smoke inhalation, including hookah/shisha, would the vaporizer aggravate their lungs?

If you want to risk it, try and know the source of your stuff. At the very least make sure it is good(preferably medical quality) stuff. People adulterate shiatty weed with all kinds of things, perfumes, hair spray, etc that can really cause you problems if you are sensitive to smoke or perfumes.

Have you ever actually had that happen to you? I'm honestly curious not calling you a liar or anything. I could see someone doing some dumb shiat whilst curing the weed but why would I spray it with hairspray or perfume? Don't most people who smoke know what pot smells/tastes like enough to pick out hairspray or perfume? If I was buying pot from someone and it smelled like hairspray I would probably not continue the transaction.

People for years have claimed "laced" weed etc etc. This is mostly propaganda. Drug dealers don't tend to put more expensive drugs on pot. NOW having said that accepting something being passed around is a whole different ballgame.People have been known to smoke all sorts of things on top of pot.

Perfumy pot etc is a telltale sign that the product is starting to get moldy. It won't kill you but it means if you have a bunch of it you better get rid of it.


There's an additive called tasty puff or something.

/its nasty.
 
2013-03-25 03:01:27 PM  
You mean we're smoking dogsh*t man?!!
 
2013-03-25 03:05:43 PM  
DROxINxTHExWIND: neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.

I see someone who doesn't smoke sticky buds.

/They're good for the prevention of pot fingertips.

Sticky buds jam those thing up. Why would you destroy some sweet sweet sticky bud by smashing and tearing it. Stuff it whole into a bowl and love it.


you should break it up first to be certain there isnt a pod of seeds in the middle of that whole bud or stems.. it also burns more evenly when its not just a nugget in a bowl. am i right? and sometimes you cant tell the density of a bud and they fluff out after being broken up, so you get a smoother burn and it gives you an extra bowl to smoke.

\not that i would know
 
2013-03-25 03:06:45 PM  

MountainClimber: SlothB77: scottydoesntknow: But when the driver let Grauerholz search the vehicle

why did she do that?

Uncool Story Bro,

Back in the early 90's I was driving back to my parents in Indiana from Denver at Christmas time. I was stopped on the Illinois side of Quad cities for "speeding" doing 60 in a 55 zone. The only reason I was stopped because I had Colorado license plates I'm sure. The officer who reminded my of Louis Gossett did the "warning" for speeding speech then asked if I was carrying any "illegal drugs, weapons or alcohol". I told him "No" as i wasn't. Not happy with this answer he asked if he could "voluntarily" search my vehicle. I declined at which point he told me I was under arrest for suspicion of transporting illegal drugs. He put me in his car and proceeded to do a cursory search of the front of my vehicle. He came back and said he had found a pot seed and demanded to know where the drugs were. I knew he was lying and told him there weren't any. He never produced or showed said "pot seed". He called back up to bring a K9 unit to sweep my truck. Five vehicles showed with a dog to search my truck. They informed me the dog showed positive signs and to make it easy on myself to tell them where the drugs were hidden. There were none, I knew this so the proceeded to tear apart my luggage, wrapped Christmas presents and even the bedliner and body panels of my truck. They never found anything after 2 hours of searching. "Lou Gossett" came back to his car, obviously infuriated they found nothing, told me I had 30 minutes to pick up my stuff from the mud they had thrown it in on the side of the highway and to "be on my way".

So no, you don't have a choice even if you decline a search - They will no matter what


You sir are either lying, or a fool.  I know a dozen lawyers that would salivate at taking a case like that to court.  That's a $500k settlement just waiting to happen.

I've had something similar happen, and I refused the search.  I was not arrested, and I demanded to be allowed to leave since they had no reason to hold me.  When they refused, I demanded a sergeant on scene.  The two officers looked at each other, looked at me, and said "you are free to go" they got in their car and left before I even started mine.

You should really find out what your rights are, and how to enact them.  The cops aren't going to make it easy, but they have to play by the rules, or you get a pay day.
 
2013-03-25 03:06:47 PM  

Communist_Manifesto: neongoats: Girion47: So a question about the vaporizers, if someone were to have terrible reactions to any kind of smoke inhalation, including hookah/shisha, would the vaporizer aggravate their lungs?

If you want to risk it, try and know the source of your stuff. At the very least make sure it is good(preferably medical quality) stuff. People adulterate shiatty weed with all kinds of things, perfumes, hair spray, etc that can really cause you problems if you are sensitive to smoke or perfumes.

Have you ever actually had that happen to you? I'm honestly curious not calling you a liar or anything. I could see someone doing some dumb shiat whilst curing the weed but why would I spray it with hairspray or perfume? Don't most people who smoke know what pot smells/tastes like enough to pick out hairspray or perfume? If I was buying pot from someone and it smelled like hairspray I would probably not continue the transaction.


www.herbsmoke.com

People actually use these. If you don't know your provider you very well may have ingested some of these flavors.
 
2013-03-25 03:07:04 PM  

Communist_Manifesto: Girion47: So a question about the vaporizers, if someone were to have terrible reactions to any kind of smoke inhalation, including hookah/shisha, would the vaporizer aggravate their lungs?

More than likely yes. THC is a cough expectorant and inhaling it is a good way to make you cough. Also the vapor is still at a relatively high temperature (depending on the person, some set theirs lower but I find mine works best around 410 degrees) and inhaling hot things can irritate your lungs. I would stick to edibles if I had horrible reactions to smoke inhalation instead of vaporizers. It could also work out for you too, I would give it a shot if you have the means.


It isn't for myself, but thanks for the advice, I want to know if I'd be wasting my money on a gift or not.
 
2013-03-25 03:07:22 PM  
from TFA: A 20-year-old woman driving a silver Honda Civic stopped a red light

She must be pretty hot if she can stop traffic lights.
 
2013-03-25 03:08:03 PM  

Communist_Manifesto: neongoats: DROxINxTHExWIND: neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.

I see someone who doesn't smoke sticky buds.

/They're good for the prevention of pot fingertips.

Sticky buds jam those thing up. Why would you destroy some sweet sweet sticky bud by smashing and tearing it. Stuff it whole into a bowl and love it.

Sticky buds jam shiatty grinders that don't have kief collectors for the bud to fall down into post grinding. Grinding makes it smoke better/more even and makes more of the plant available for things like vaporizers to work their magic on.

/or so my friend tells me


So could you use a high quality burr grinder on say, French press setting to do the job? It seems like it would be a pain to clean either way.
 
2013-03-25 03:12:04 PM  

Kahabut: MountainClimber: SlothB77: scottydoesntknow: But when the driver let Grauerholz search the vehicle

why did she do that?

Uncool Story Bro,

Back in the early 90's I was driving back to my parents in Indiana from Denver at Christmas time. I was stopped on the Illinois side of Quad cities for "speeding" doing 60 in a 55 zone. The only reason I was stopped because I had Colorado license plates I'm sure. The officer who reminded my of Louis Gossett did the "warning" for speeding speech then asked if I was carrying any "illegal drugs, weapons or alcohol". I told him "No" as i wasn't. Not happy with this answer he asked if he could "voluntarily" search my vehicle. I declined at which point he told me I was under arrest for suspicion of transporting illegal drugs. He put me in his car and proceeded to do a cursory search of the front of my vehicle. He came back and said he had found a pot seed and demanded to know where the drugs were. I knew he was lying and told him there weren't any. He never produced or showed said "pot seed". He called back up to bring a K9 unit to sweep my truck. Five vehicles showed with a dog to search my truck. They informed me the dog showed positive signs and to make it easy on myself to tell them where the drugs were hidden. There were none, I knew this so the proceeded to tear apart my luggage, wrapped Christmas presents and even the bedliner and body panels of my truck. They never found anything after 2 hours of searching. "Lou Gossett" came back to his car, obviously infuriated they found nothing, told me I had 30 minutes to pick up my stuff from the mud they had thrown it in on the side of the highway and to "be on my way".

So no, you don't have a choice even if you decline a search - They will no matter what

You sir are either lying, or a fool.  I know a dozen lawyers that would salivate at taking a case like that to court.  That's a $500k settlement just waiting to happen.

I've had something similar happen, and I refused the search.   ...


What if you are too poor to afford a lawyer- or else too intimidated by the process because you don't know your options?
 
2013-03-25 03:13:53 PM  
He was going to roll a fatty at home but then he got high
 
2013-03-25 03:17:10 PM  

Nadie_AZ: What if you are too poor to afford a lawyer- or else too intimidated by the process because you don't know your options?


Usually, in rights violation cases such as this, the lawyer will agree to work for a percentage of the settlement, and won't get paid until after the case is over.  If you're too intimidated by the process or don't know your options, maybe you should quit doing things that are illegal, or read some books on drug laws, your rights as a citizen where you live, and case history involving those rights.
 
2013-03-25 03:17:11 PM  
Man, I need to go to one of those Fark events so I can meet some of you people. Farkers have the best of EVERYTHING and their discriminating taste WILL NOT ALLOW them to compromise. Just name a topic:

Beer: The only one they drink comes from the microbrewery that is owned by the brother of a good friend. Its poured over the vagina of an Asian gymnast just before it's bottled for a crisp, clean taste that you just don't get with "regular" beers. Yuengling? FARK NO. They wouldn't be caught dead drinking that piss water.

Weed: Whatever they smoke, I'll tell you where its NOT grown...Mexico. Farkers grow their own exotic plants and its the only stuff that they smoke. It doesn't matter how you smoke your weed, you're doing it wrong. The papers they smoke are better than yours. The bong is bigger and has more arms than yours. Etc.

Guns: They've all got machine guns that military personnel crave. Each Farker is an army of one. However, they never mention their guns straight-on. It's always part of a back0handed compliment to themselves. "That guy in the article killed the kids with a shotgun so now they want to regulate them? I have four sawed-off shotguns, two AR15s and a box of grenades but I'm not going to hurt any kids. Why do I have to go through a background check?"


/I need to party with y'all.
 
2013-03-25 03:17:45 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Kahabut: MountainClimber: SlothB77: scottydoesntknow: But when the driver let Grauerholz search the vehicle


~~~~

What if you are too poor to afford a lawyer- or else too intimidated by the process because you don't know your options?

First, you are never too poor for a lawyer.  If you have been wronged, especially by the police, you will have little trouble finding a lawyer.  Cash out of pocket is not required, despite what many people think.   (actually, some cash is required, but as little as 1$, have to have a legal retainer)

Second, the law is around you, there are websites that specialize in having lawyers argue on forums like this about legal questions.  Track one down and start asking questions.

Third, seriously, if something like this happens to you, find a lawyer, ask them if they want the case.  It costs nothing for a consult with a good lawyer.
 
2013-03-25 03:18:31 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Man, I need to go to one of those Fark events so I can meet some of you people. Farkers have the best of EVERYTHING and their discriminating taste WILL NOT ALLOW them to compromise. Just name a topic:

Beer: The only one they drink comes from the microbrewery that is owned by the brother of a good friend. Its poured over the vagina of an Asian gymnast just before it's bottled for a crisp, clean taste that you just don't get with "regular" beers. Yuengling? FARK NO. They wouldn't be caught dead drinking that piss water.

Weed: Whatever they smoke, I'll tell you where its NOT grown...Mexico. Farkers grow their own exotic plants and its the only stuff that they smoke. It doesn't matter how you smoke your weed, you're doing it wrong. The papers they smoke are better than yours. The bong is bigger and has more arms than yours. Etc.

Guns: They've all got machine guns that military personnel crave. Each Farker is an army of one. However, they never mention their guns straight-on. It's always part of a back0handed compliment to themselves. "That guy in the article killed the kids with a shotgun so now they want to regulate them? I have four sawed-off shotguns, two AR15s and a box of grenades but I'm not going to hurt any kids. Why do I have to go through a background check?"


/I need to party with y'all.


That sounds like the intro to a next-gen leisure suit larry game.
 
2013-03-25 03:19:22 PM  

rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.


teh weed now is so good and sticky that you cant crumble it up or your hands will feel like there is glue on them, and if you dont grind it, teh joint will not burn evenly.  sorry about your mexican brick weed in the gas tank youth !!@
 
2013-03-25 03:20:27 PM  

Farce-Side: Nadie_AZ: What if you are too poor to afford a lawyer- or else too intimidated by the process because you don't know your options?

Usually, in rights violation cases such as this, the lawyer will agree to work for a percentage of the settlement, and won't get paid until after the case is over.   If you're too intimidated by the process or don't know your options, maybe you should quit doing things that are illegal, or read some books on drug laws, your rights as a citizen where you live, and case history involving those rights.


What the hell? The above story said he had done nothing wrong and still got his car turned inside out. What did he do that was illegal?
 
2013-03-25 03:22:35 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Man, I need to go to one of those Fark events so I can meet some of you people. Farkers have the best of EVERYTHING and their discriminating taste WILL NOT ALLOW them to compromise. Just name a topic:

Beer: The only one they drink comes from the microbrewery that is owned by the brother of a good friend. Its poured over the vagina of an Asian gymnast just before it's bottled for a crisp, clean taste that you just don't get with "regular" beers. Yuengling? FARK NO. They wouldn't be caught dead drinking that piss water.

Weed: Whatever they smoke, I'll tell you where its NOT grown...Mexico. Farkers grow their own exotic plants and its the only stuff that they smoke. It doesn't matter how you smoke your weed, you're doing it wrong. The papers they smoke are better than yours. The bong is bigger and has more arms than yours. Etc.

Guns: They've all got machine guns that military personnel crave. Each Farker is an army of one. However, they never mention their guns straight-on. It's always part of a back0handed compliment to themselves. "That guy in the article killed the kids with a shotgun so now they want to regulate them? I have four sawed-off shotguns, two AR15s and a box of grenades but I'm not going to hurt any kids. Why do I have to go through a background check?"


/I need to party with y'all.


Don't you know, we're all doctors/lawyers/internet entrepreneurs who built our own mega mansions with our bare hands, have a minor in horticulture, spend all our time with our interesting and quirky friends who are way better than regular people and are connected and hip (when we're not counting our money), and we're too smart for religion, buying in to anything mainstream, or falling for "trolls" who express any differing opinions.  If you deny any of this, you're argument is automatically a logical fallacy, ad hominem, or you're just an idiot.
 
2013-03-25 03:22:59 PM  

neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.


every grower and glass blower i know in oregon has a grinder. it is for better weed not shiattier.  nobody smokes mexican weed anymore, where do you live, even in Mexico they buy weed form california ?  mexcans are mostly into meth and coke now
 
2013-03-25 03:23:04 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Man, I need to go to one of those Fark events so I can meet some of you people. Farkers have the best of EVERYTHING and their discriminating taste WILL NOT ALLOW them to compromise. Just name a topic:

Beer: The only one they drink comes from the microbrewery that is owned by the brother of a good friend. Its poured over the vagina of an Asian gymnast just before it's bottled for a crisp, clean taste that you just don't get with "regular" beers. Yuengling? FARK NO. They wouldn't be caught dead drinking that piss water.

Weed: Whatever they smoke, I'll tell you where its NOT grown...Mexico. Farkers grow their own exotic plants and its the only stuff that they smoke. It doesn't matter how you smoke your weed, you're doing it wrong. The papers they smoke are better than yours. The bong is bigger and has more arms than yours. Etc.

Guns: They've all got machine guns that military personnel crave. Each Farker is an army of one. However, they never mention their guns straight-on. It's always part of a back0handed compliment to themselves. "That guy in the article killed the kids with a shotgun so now they want to regulate them? I have four sawed-off shotguns, two AR15s and a box of grenades but I'm not going to hurt any kids. Why do I have to go through a background check?"


/I need to party with y'all.


Well, okay, but only if my super-model wife gives her approval
 
2013-03-25 03:24:23 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: lantawa: Let's see.  Where did this happen? Oh. Right...

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This is SPARKIN
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That is wrong. You are sending pieces of burning flint onto your good good. If you must use a lighter, ignite it away from the herb then bring the flame to it. This also helps you keep from accidentally burning fur off your face.


/themoreyouknow.jpg
 
2013-03-25 03:24:43 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Farce-Side: Nadie_AZ: What if you are too poor to afford a lawyer- or else too intimidated by the process because you don't know your options?

Usually, in rights violation cases such as this, the lawyer will agree to work for a percentage of the settlement, and won't get paid until after the case is over.   If you're too intimidated by the process or don't know your options, maybe you should quit doing things that are illegal, or read some books on drug laws, your rights as a citizen where you live, and case history involving those rights.

What the hell? The above story said he had done nothing wrong and still got his car turned inside out. What did he do that was illegal?


I know, I just like to add trolly tidbits in replies sometimes.
 
2013-03-25 03:25:07 PM  

Mimic_Octopus: neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.

every grower and glass blower i know in oregon has a grinder. it is for better weed not shiattier.  nobody smokes mexican weed anymore, where do you live, even in Mexico they buy weed form california ?  mexcans are mostly into meth and coke now


I live in Ohio, trust me, I'm looking to leave. This place is a rustbelt wasteland.
 
2013-03-25 03:25:43 PM  

hufnmouth: Well, this is Sparta.


LOL, I was wondering if anyone had picked up on that...
 
2013-03-25 03:27:06 PM  

WillyChase: Communist_Manifesto: neongoats: DROxINxTHExWIND: neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.

I see someone who doesn't smoke sticky buds.

/They're good for the prevention of pot fingertips.

Sticky buds jam those thing up. Why would you destroy some sweet sweet sticky bud by smashing and tearing it. Stuff it whole into a bowl and love it.

Sticky buds jam shiatty grinders that don't have kief collectors for the bud to fall down into post grinding. Grinding makes it smoke better/more even and makes more of the plant available for things like vaporizers to work their magic on.

/or so my friend tells me

So could you use a high quality burr grinder on say, French press setting to do the job? It seems like it would be a pain to clean either way.


I guess you could do that but I would only do that if you had a really large amount you needed to grind for some reason. The grinders everyone in here are referencing are handheld metal things (there's a pick of a cheaper one in the article). Those ones are a bit harder to use since there is nowhere for the weed to go once ground up. There are some that are around 30 bucks that have an area that allows the weed to fall onto a screen once it's been ground up. The screen also filters out kief which is nice since it allows you to save some and then sprinkle on top of or into some weed to make it more potent if you feel like getting really ripped for some reason.
 
2013-03-25 03:27:24 PM  

Farce-Side: Nadie_AZ: Farce-Side: Nadie_AZ: What if you are too poor to afford a lawyer- or else too intimidated by the process because you don't know your options?

Usually, in rights violation cases such as this, the lawyer will agree to work for a percentage of the settlement, and won't get paid until after the case is over.   If you're too intimidated by the process or don't know your options, maybe you should quit doing things that are illegal, or read some books on drug laws, your rights as a citizen where you live, and case history involving those rights.

What the hell? The above story said he had done nothing wrong and still got his car turned inside out. What did he do that was illegal?

I know, I just like to add trolly tidbits in replies sometimes.


Ah. Well, it rustled my jimmies for a bit. I got over it. No worries.
 
2013-03-25 03:27:25 PM  
Sparta is not far from me. Nice town. Cops sometimes have cars pulled apart on Rt.15. White boy morans who couldn't wait to get home from Newark to shoot their dope. They get busted toting a supply. Idiots.
 
2013-03-25 03:28:34 PM  
Kahabut:
You sir are either lying, or a fool.  I know a dozen lawyers that would salivate at taking a case like that to court.  That's a $500k settlement just waiting to happen.

I've had something similar happen, and I refused the search.   ...



LOL. Look at this guy who thinks that the justice system works for everyone. Ever seen a Fark thread about a monority who commits a criminal act? Think about all of the bile that gets spewed about the alleged perpetrator. Think about how easily they are convicted in the court of public opinion and how their "culture" is cited as a contributiing factor to their delinquency.

Now, imagine if the people who believe this stuff aren't just anonymous people on a computer, they are society. They are the judges, the police, the prosecutors, the potential jurors...

Who would believe some probably pot head over an officer of the law? The dog can't talk so you can't call it up to the stand to ask it if it really detected drugs. It will cost you a lot of money and the return would be MUCH less that you apparently believe. Life isn't an episode of "Law & Order".
 
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