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(NJ.com)   Man reminisces about Cheech and Chong's "Up in Smoke" while at traffic light to the amazement of the cop watching him   (nj.com) divider line 166
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2013-03-25 12:59:13 PM  
 But when the driver let Grauerholz search the vehicle, he found one small plastic bag containing less than 50 grams of marijuana,

So they found between 1 gram and 1.8 OUNCES of pot...

Nice reporting there, Lou
 
2013-03-25 01:02:52 PM  
was sitting in the coffee shop
Just minding my own affair
When all of a sudden, this
Policeman caught me unaware

Said, is your name Pedro
I says, yeah, I guess so
Said, then come with me cause
You're the man we been looking for

I said, hey, man
I been framed
Hey, no, really, man
I was framed
 
2013-03-25 01:07:19 PM  
"D" is *that way*.
 
2013-03-25 01:07:45 PM  
lygsbtd.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-25 01:17:19 PM  
Uh... how fast are we going, man?
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-03-25 01:35:19 PM  
Man, what is in this Sh*t, man?
Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
What's Labrador?
I had it on the table and the little motherf*cker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?
You mean we're smokin' dog sh*t, man?
 
2013-03-25 01:41:41 PM  
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Whoa. I just made this for a PS contest last week. And now this thread is here.

THIS MEANS SOMETHING.
 
2013-03-25 01:45:58 PM  
[cop walks up to the van, where Pedro and Man have been trying to switch who's driving]


Cop: What do you guys want?

Pedro: Nothing.

Cop: Hey, do you mind if I have a, bite of your hot dog?

Pedro: Huh? No man, here, take the whole thing.

[the cop takes a huge bite]

Pedro: Want some fritos?

Cop: [through a mouthful of hot dog] no, this is fine! Thank you! Hey, you fellas have a nice day, okay?

Man Stoner: Hey man, what was that dude's trip? I mean what was he on, man?

Pedro: Man, I don't know but I wish we had some of it!
 
2013-03-25 02:09:24 PM  

scottydoesntknow: But when the driver let Grauerholz search the vehicle


why did she do that?
 
2013-03-25 02:16:34 PM  
Well, this is Sparta.
 
2013-03-25 02:19:43 PM  
Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.
 
2013-03-25 02:21:24 PM  
These kids and their farking blunts.

Doesn't anyone just smoke a normal cig sized joint anymore?
 
2013-03-25 02:21:54 PM  

SlothB77: scottydoesntknow: But when the driver let Grauerholz search the vehicle

why did she do that?


Because they're the kind of idiot who drives while high.
 
2013-03-25 02:22:06 PM  

CaptSacto: Uh... how fast are we going, man?


How's my driving?

I think we're parked, man.
 
2013-03-25 02:22:53 PM  
I wasn't lookin' at his neck.
 
2013-03-25 02:23:44 PM  

rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.


It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.
 
2013-03-25 02:24:29 PM  
Dave's not here.
 
2013-03-25 02:25:32 PM  

SlothB77: scottydoesntknow: But when the driver let Grauerholz search the vehicle

why did she do that?


He'd already seen the pot. He would have just called the dog, making her wait longer for the same conclusion.
 
2013-03-25 02:26:05 PM  

rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.


It grinds the "dope" (marijuana) into a finer form so they can put it into the cigar. They then "toke up" or smoke it.
 
2013-03-25 02:27:03 PM  

neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.


Thank you!  Though I was hoping it was a sex toy that I could get off Craigslist.
 
2013-03-25 02:27:37 PM  

neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.


I see someone who doesn't smoke sticky buds.

/They're good for the prevention of pot fingertips.
 
2013-03-25 02:28:23 PM  
That 50 grams turned to 5 grams almost as if by magic.

/judging by the photo
 
2013-03-25 02:28:24 PM  

neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.


I used to know a dude (kind of like Strawberry, I guess) who would take his whole sack and dump it in a little blender to grind up, stems seeds and all.  Gross.
 
2013-03-25 02:30:18 PM  

rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.


Maty-Gin, no doubt
 
2013-03-25 02:30:35 PM  
Officer: Sir, could I please see your license?
Pedro: Whuuut?
Officer: Your license. Sir, where's your license?
Pedro: Isn't it back there on the bumper, man?
 
2013-03-25 02:30:38 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.

I see someone who doesn't smoke sticky buds.

/They're good for the prevention of pot fingertips.


Sticky buds jam those thing up. Why would you destroy some sweet sweet sticky bud by smashing and tearing it. Stuff it whole into a bowl and love it.
 
2013-03-25 02:30:41 PM  

scottydoesntknow: But when the driver let Grauerholz search the vehicle


/bangsheadondesk

It doesn't matter what he saw, you idiot, you don't have to let him search the car.
 
2013-03-25 02:30:56 PM  

neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.


I suppose you could use it for that. Wouldn't know, I wont smoke that garbage. I use mine to grind it up fine for the vaporizer.
 
2013-03-25 02:31:08 PM  
 
2013-03-25 02:32:01 PM  

karmaceutical: neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.

I used to know a dude (kind of like Strawberry, I guess) who would take his whole sack and dump it in a little blender to grind up, stems seeds and all.  Gross.


I mean, I could almost live with stems, but weed with seeds in it? ewwww.
 
2013-03-25 02:32:54 PM  
If you must smoke in the car (hey, cigarette smikers get to do it) there is one very important rule of thumb.

Treat EVERY car like a police car. Every single car. I don't care if it has out of state plates, if its old, beat-up, brand new...I don't care if you can see the people inside of the car and they appear to be old lades on the way to Golden Corral. Never advertise. If he'd been following the rule he would not have been rolling before taking a quick look around to see where the traffic was. He would have spotted the officer making the turn and they would have gone about their business.
 
2013-03-25 02:33:06 PM  

sammyk: neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.

I suppose you could use it for that. Wouldn't know, I wont smoke that garbage. I use mine to grind it up fine for the vaporizer.


I just feel like with quality stuff, more sticks to the damn thing than is worth the trouble.
 
2013-03-25 02:34:04 PM  

Aigoo: scottydoesntknow: But when the driver let Grauerholz search the vehicle

/bangsheadondesk

It doesn't matter what he saw, you idiot, you don't have to let him search the car.


Then they call K9 unit and get a for-sure hit. There was no escaping this.

neongoats: It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.


Spoken like someone who doesn't use one. I've got two, one only grinds it a little bit and catches the keef at the bottom. The other will grind it really fine for vaporizers. I use it because it makes it a lot easier to handle (like Dro said, no sticky fingers) and it guarantees and even burn throughout.
 
2013-03-25 02:34:04 PM  

neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.


For devices like vaporizers, using a grinder is very beneficial to maintaining a proper air:vape ratio...and no, it isn't for rock hard mexibrick.

/so I've heard
 
2013-03-25 02:35:57 PM  

neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.


They're good for separating out the keef.
 
2013-03-25 02:36:40 PM  

neongoats: DROxINxTHExWIND: neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.

I see someone who doesn't smoke sticky buds.

/They're good for the prevention of pot fingertips.

Sticky buds jam those thing up. Why would you destroy some sweet sweet sticky bud by smashing and tearing it. Stuff it whole into a bowl and love it.


Sticky buds jam shiatty grinders that don't have kief collectors for the bud to fall down into post grinding. Grinding makes it smoke better/more even and makes more of the plant available for things like vaporizers to work their magic on.

/or so my friend tells me
 
2013-03-25 02:36:43 PM  

neongoats: DROxINxTHExWIND: neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.

I see someone who doesn't smoke sticky buds.

/They're good for the prevention of pot fingertips.

Sticky buds jam those thing up. Why would you destroy some sweet sweet sticky bud by smashing and tearing it. Stuff it whole into a bowl and love it.


What scientist told you that bud loses its potancy if you "smash and tear" it apart?
 
2013-03-25 02:36:51 PM  
Good thing they caught that dangerous criminal. He might have gone out and murdered a bag of funyuns or maybe some doritos.

Taxpayer money put to good use. Good job, officer.
 
2013-03-25 02:37:20 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Spoken like someone who doesn't use one. I've got two, one only grinds it a little bit and catches the keef at the bottom. The other will grind it really fine for vaporizers. I use it because it makes it a lot easier to handle (like Dro said, no sticky fingers) and it guarantees and even burn throughout.


Doh - you beat me to it.
 
2013-03-25 02:37:24 PM  
"potency"
 
2013-03-25 02:37:42 PM  

argylez: neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.

For devices like vaporizers, using a grinder is very beneficial to maintaining a proper air:vape ratio...and no, it isn't for rock hard mexibrick.

/so I've heard


I guess I can see that. In my experience though anything decent/sticky I end up spending more time digging stuck chunks out of it than I would have spent just tearing it apart.
 
2013-03-25 02:38:07 PM  
So a question about the vaporizers, if someone were to have terrible reactions to any kind of smoke inhalation, including hookah/shisha, would the vaporizer aggravate their lungs?
 
2013-03-25 02:40:50 PM  

Girion47: So a question about the vaporizers, if someone were to have terrible reactions to any kind of smoke inhalation, including hookah/shisha, would the vaporizer aggravate their lungs?


More than likely yes. THC is a cough expectorant and inhaling it is a good way to make you cough. Also the vapor is still at a relatively high temperature (depending on the person, some set theirs lower but I find mine works best around 410 degrees) and inhaling hot things can irritate your lungs. I would stick to edibles if I had horrible reactions to smoke inhalation instead of vaporizers. It could also work out for you too, I would give it a shot if you have the means.
 
2013-03-25 02:43:03 PM  

Girion47: So a question about the vaporizers, if someone were to have terrible reactions to any kind of smoke inhalation, including hookah/shisha, would the vaporizer aggravate their lungs?


If you want to risk it, try and know the source of your stuff. At the very least make sure it is good(preferably medical quality) stuff. People adulterate shiatty weed with all kinds of things, perfumes, hair spray, etc that can really cause you problems if you are sensitive to smoke or perfumes.
 
2013-03-25 02:43:07 PM  

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You ARE freaking out.
Man.
 
2013-03-25 02:43:11 PM  

Girion47: So a question about the vaporizers, if someone were to have terrible reactions to any kind of smoke inhalation, including hookah/shisha, would the vaporizer aggravate their lungs?


probably not but they are going to need a really good vap. Vaporizers can still combust the material. The trick is to dial in the temp so it does not burn. Some are better than others at this.
 
2013-03-25 02:45:04 PM  

natmar_76: Good thing they caught that dangerous criminal. He might have gone out and murdered a bag of funyuns or maybe some doritos.

Taxpayer money put to good use. Good job, officer.


Ehhh although I don't believe that MJ impairs you to anywhere near a level that alcohol does, this is akin to popping open a beer and chugging with a cop car sitting next to you at a light. You're stupid and deserve to be punished. He's giving all the other responsible smokers a bad name.
 
2013-03-25 02:46:17 PM  

SlothB77: scottydoesntknow: But when the driver let Grauerholz search the vehicle

why did she do that?


if she lets the cops search the vehicle without a warrant then she's cooperating and no charges are filed against her, since the cop didn't see her do anything wrong.
If she makes him get a warrant then there was a warrant for the search of her vehicle and drugs were found- the fact that the cop saw her friend smoking them means they both get charged.

Basically she let her friend pay for his dumb mistake rather than going down with him.
 
2013-03-25 02:46:20 PM  

neongoats: sammyk: neongoats: rkiller1: Okay, could someone younger and more hip tell me that this is used for: "...a metallic grinder with marijuana residue..."
/I don't recall such devices at Woodstock.

It's a mostly useless device. They are for grinding up rock hard mexican piss weed. But mostly I think people that like to flaunt their smoking collect useless crap like that.

I suppose you could use it for that. Wouldn't know, I wont smoke that garbage. I use mine to grind it up fine for the vaporizer.

I just feel like with quality stuff, more sticks to the damn thing than is worth the trouble.


Yep, keep a pen knife handy to dig it out of the grinder.
 
2013-03-25 02:46:32 PM  
So is this what we're talking about? And why is this a "pollen grinder"? And why do they think I'm buying this when I ask where the coffee grinders are?
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