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(BBC)   Pigs strike back as 1,000 dead birds found in Chinese river   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Sichuan River, Sichuan, chinese river, Chinese  
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4365 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Mar 2013 at 12:08 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-25 12:38:06 PM  
2 votes:
Now they can make pigking duck.
2013-03-25 12:20:34 PM  
2 votes:

NutWrench: Those birds must have been displeased . . . annoyed. Perhaps even indignant.

I think you're looking for "Ill-Tempered"...
2013-03-25 12:12:16 PM  
2 votes:
Me Chinese, me play joke, me put dead pigs and ducks in your water supplies....

/couldn't find a good rhyme
2013-03-25 01:48:32 PM  
1 vote:
We don't need no stinking environmental reglations.

Damn libs, keeping us down!
2013-03-25 01:18:06 PM  
1 vote:
Unregulated capitalism is obviously working out great for China. Sorry that the industrial fumes made all your teeth fall out at 14, but keep on gluing those flip flops together little Chan Wan, and one day you'll be able to afford some bootleg chemo.
2013-03-25 01:08:48 PM  
1 vote:
Bird, pig,

That's not quite right an ingredient is missing, now what was it...


That's it Bird-Man-Pig flu
2013-03-25 12:58:54 PM  
1 vote:
the food was too hot for the Aussie tourists
2013-03-25 12:58:51 PM  
1 vote:
Someone must have been feeding them bread...

/Doesn't help that the signage is in German.
2013-03-25 12:55:30 PM  
1 vote:
Like they actually count the dead things. I can see it now, "more than a few, we'll just call it a thousand".
It's probably just two pigs and an ostrich, or a guy in an ostrich suit and two hookers with pig masks on, or four midgets and one of them there flying-through-the-air fancy actresses they have over there, in an ostrich suit.
Yeah, and what's wrong with that? Different strokes people, it's a free world.
2013-03-25 12:26:08 PM  
1 vote:
Authorities insist the tap water is completely safe...
2013-03-25 12:23:04 PM  
1 vote:

A Terrible Human: Last I read they had found 12,500 pigs in that river. I cannot imagine the stench.

Sort of like Virginia Beach on a summer day
2013-03-25 12:14:34 PM  
1 vote:
that is going to be one HELL of a stew if they can just get the burner lit under the river...
2013-03-25 12:13:33 PM  
1 vote:
So, China has become the Cleveland of the Developing World? I mean, really - all that's left is for the Huang He River to catch fire for the pollution trifecta.
2013-03-25 12:11:51 PM  
1 vote:
Enjoy all that food made in China that you're eating. Yummmm...tastes like dead pigs with just a hint of lightly-killed bird.
2013-03-25 12:11:25 PM  
1 vote:
Those birds must have been displeased . . . annoyed. Perhaps even indignant.
2013-03-25 12:11:03 PM  
1 vote:
Last I read they had found 12,500 pigs in that river. I cannot imagine the stench.
2013-03-25 12:09:08 PM  
1 vote:
Insert angry birds reference
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